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2021

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Whether the majority of the USA is under some weird storm or the aftershock of some weird storm….despite being something us Canadians deal with daily….the Tanline LIVES ON…

It is the beacon of hope that the summer will comeback to us, so that our COVID Lockdown bullshit will be replaced with SUNSHINE…while still locked down….and that sunshine will kiss the bodies of girls with nothing better to do than to tan in their bikinis as running an internet business of selling nudes takes less than an hour a day, leaving lots of time to sunbathe.

These TANLINES are either SPRAY TANS keeping the DREAM alive, or girls who live in hot places who can still get tanlines, or TRASHY girls who do the whole tanning bed because skin cancer fear can’t thwart their TANLINE efforts…and I am into tanlines…they are hot.

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2021

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Mom’s Tits of the Day

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Nothing like some mom tits that are probably younger than her youngest child tits…since they are ridiculous tits…and definitely bolt on tits…to celebrate a stage parent.

I don’t know if Bella Thorne’s mom who sold her to the industry because she wanted to live the fucking dream..or because she thought her cunt shat out gold that the world needed to experience…or that she’s just Florida trash and Disney is a big deal in Florida, so working for them is way better than working at the Orlando motels amongst the crackheads…as a hooker…

I just know that she’s old, showing her tits, despite her kid being a success, whether they’ve had a falling out or not, as they do….but probably have reconciled since they are doing the only fans content studio together….and that’s pretty remarkable.

She’s from a different ear, maybe the Girls Gone Wild era, the Wet T-Shirt Contest era of tits getting flashed and even after the whole hollywood thing, she’s like, I’ll just do some sex work…its’ fun.

That’s the kind of mom we all need in our lives…a whore who knows what matters…

So if you have a mom out there, who isn’t dead, get her topless and run her onlyfans for her, it’s the gift of the year this Mother’s Day…you’ll see…share the tits you sucked on with ALL of us…and get paid….DEAL.

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2021

Feb

Woman Fights for her Phone and Other Videos of the Day

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Bat Hanging Off a Pet Dog

Snow VS Dude

My Kind of Yoga

Dumb on a Bike

High Speed Sledding!

Passenger Gets Pepper Sprayed…..

Dancing dude Dancing

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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know why people are so mad at everything….just today I saw people mad at Letterman for an interview he had with Lohan 10 years ago where he was asking her about rehab and laughing about it….if bitch is going to rehab and can’t joke about it…then what’s the fucking point of living….then I saw people dragging Kendall Jenner for a Tequila company, calling her a colonialist, when everything they buy is made in China….and boycotting all things Kardashian would be VERY easy to do….but instead they tweet and IG about it and it makes the fucking news….fuck off……there was someone else getting dragged yesterday, oh yeah, Rihanna for wearing some Hindu bullshit that I am sure the Hindu people weren’t mad about but rather white people with their white guilt trying to make the world an equitable place by singling people out in the dumbest way since Kardashians will still be rich and money making and so will Rihanna with her made in China panties…so why fucking bother…

The level of uptight and outrage over such irrelevant shit makes no sense to me…this is supposed to be an apocalypse where we are all fighting for our lives, or flushing all the evil and bad in our lives, but instead people waste their time nitpicking garbage celebrities for their money making schemes….and basically everything else…

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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Since ppl don’t socialize with humans anymore, they only see what they see from “influencers” on social media…but they seem to be too preoccupied with their selfies to stop and think about what kind of annoying fucking person would want to be telling people how to live their best life – or what products to use – or bragging up themselves in weird ways as they try to build that following….it’s the kid who would have been bullied in high school…it’s the annoying teachers pet always dick sucking who likes the sound of their own voice…it’s not the hottest chick, but the average chick who wants to be the hottest chick, so she creates this fake life…

So stop paying attention to these idiots, they aren’t cool..

Speaking of idiots, I wonder how badly hardcore porn has messed up the kids…because there is no way that the amount of porn being consumed and normalized would not be damaging to an idiot who is conditioned to do what they are told or what they see….it’s not the high brow consumer like us who get that porn isn’t real…or a lifestyle…but rather what we watch when bored….this follower, drone, medicated, idiot trying to get famous becuase they are vapid trash MUST be getting messed up heavy…which I am happy about because of all the insane shit being uploaded daily by actual hot chicks…it’s crazy to think getting a panty pic from an ugly chick took work while now hot chicks are fucking stretching their assholes out with massive buttplugs like it is the ice bucket challenge….

I don’t care if the big tech, media, government are trying to keep us dumb, uneducated, broke, slaves…so long as hot chicks produce nudes…

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2021

Feb

Bella Thorne Kissing Porn Pussy of the Day

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I come from a different era where the dudes who fucked porn chicks were the dudes you’d expect to save up their money to fuck porn chicks….since you can pay to fuck porn chicks…

I’ve been to porn conventions and have been amongst the autistic, weird, disabled, slimy pornstar fans waiting in line for autographs….because it is the SINGLE most important day of their lives….being in the same building as a bitch they chronically jerk off to.

I’ve just been more into amateurs I guess..and if I am to hop onto a sex worker, it’s going to be the most gutter and disgusting AIDS ridden one who doesn’t think she’s all important because she’s in the porn industry…

I’ve been at the booth with pornstars where creepy dudes would pay them extra to take feet pics…because I’ve known porn chicks over the years…and I just never wanted to fuck them..

Maybe I’m not a real dude, because as time has gone on, I’ve met dudes who are super excited by porn chicks and DREAM of fucking porn chicks, when regular girls can fuck as good, maybe better because they don’t have that ego, and for the most part are hotter cuz they don’t take 7 dicks a week….

But I think it’s less about being a real dude, because real dudes can be turned off by whores….and more to do with porn being mainstream, being bigger than Hollywood, being blown the fuck out of proportion, since being a porn chick isn’t a challenging thing to do…then there’s the whole girls on TINDER or whatever app looking for new dick daily, despite having dick at home, a girlfriend at home, just not enough dick to fill their empty fucking voids…because everyone is fucking empty and needs to be filled….so the everyday girl is taking 10 dicks a week for free…

I get the whole porn addiction, even if I think produced porn sucks, I get the whole being into fucking, who the fuck isn’t….

But seeing some Disney Kid who rebranded herself as edgy, who clearly watched too much porn and got sucked in like all the other people her age, not realizing that porn sucks, and thinking that porn is awesome, as they play out porn scenes on their weekends….in ways humanity has never seen before..

But yeah, seeing Bella Thorne making out with a porn chick, because they are both dirt bags…is zero fucking hot to me, but maybe it’s hot to you…

So Balla Thorne bridging the gap of Porn and Mainstream, which doesn’t really need a bridge built, the porn sites get all the internet traffic, it’s nothing new….by making out with porn chicks who she obviously fucks or wants you to think she fucks…doesn’t really impress or interest me…it’s just straight up clout chasing…from both ends…but seeing these porn chicks with millions of IG followers….is pretty interesting…pulling brand deals and shit…because I guess Porn is everywhere and they’ve accepted it…

They just haven’t accepted this site and still ban me from all the possible ADVERTISING options because they have wrongfully labelled me PORN…fuckers…

Mow that porn is mainstream, these kids think porn is Hollywood…porn is tonguing hollywood…and that’s about all I have to say about that.

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2021

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that you should all invest in all the Weed Stocks like Wallstreet Bets is telling you to do, for that good old fashioned pump and dump scheme to get the gambler’s rich as shit….since WEED will obviously be legalized and Taxed and that tax money won’t offset your income tax money because the governement are money grubbing pigs who take wherever the fuck they can…

Not to mention, the Government who now wants to tax weed, were the ones who made it illegal in the first place and put millions and millions of dollars into policing marijuana when anyone who has ever smoked it knows you barely get high, it’s a fucking plant and it lasts 10 minutes, you bitches…with you’re ‘It makes me paranoid”….grow the fuck up.

Anyway, with anything there’s a subculture built around, there are girls who either participate, or want to cater to the men, by getting naked for them….obviously to seduce and mooch off them financially…that’s how this EVIL patriarchy works….where every man is a pussy whipped bitch made loser….which EVERY man I’ve ever met is….while the media portray us as these devils….because girls have daddy issues or some shit..

All this to say, get naked with weed, become a weed influencer….get paid….and these are the girls doing that…because targeting a niche is likely more effective if you’re not as hot as the mainstream girls doing it…but I think all girls getting naked on the internet, even the ugly ones, are hot….just not celebrities..because they get paid too much to not have standards to live up to….

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2021

Feb

Jacquie Lee Titties of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Jacquie Lee is but writing out her name fucking annoyed me…but I did it because of her big cleavage…you see, tits suck me into whatever scam being pushed on me…and this scam is some “THIS IS THE VOICE”….”TEAM CHRISTINA”…who you know the agents and management probably already had her signed but knew The Voice would be a good launch since she was unknown and it’s a nationally broadcasted TV show that only Old People watch…make that bitch HOUSEHOLD..

She’s only 23, but was on The Voice in 2013, when she must have been 10…I don’t do math…I feel like that’s enough Jacquie Lee content for the day…but check out them tits…they are LARGE which is really what it’s about here…because I won’t listen to her music, but I will stare at the tits…as you do with tits being shown off liek this…

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2021

Feb

Selena Gomez Looking Like Shit to be Relatable of the Day

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Selena Gomez is some Disney created or Disney Owned piled of dog shit who is clearly a fucking puppet and everything she does is totally contrived…

So this is her, assuming it is her and not a misidentification of her, trying to seem normal and relateable, because it’s that easy to brain wash people…I mean all Bella Thorne had to do with her Disney Kid training to get people to buy into her new act as some youtuber, relevant, young slutty, sex positive, horny, pig of a human, which is what the young people are into…is fart on camera and post pics of her soiled panties a few times…

So this is Selena being “real”…even though nothing about her is real and she only uses social media when she’s pushing an agenda which is usually tying to sell something…from her HBO cooking show, to a Spanish Album…it is ALL pandering…

So someone told her “get more real, post some pics of you chilling at home, not glammed up’…and this is what they came up with…

Nothing hotter than a bitch who looks like she’s on her period, or dying of a terminal disease, like Selena Gomez is, just posting up on her couch like some lazy slob who can be a lazy slob since she’s got a team of people who do anything she wants them to do…

I mean, this is a little too real, you know the kind of real you feel when you cross reference your wife now to your wife when you met and she still tried….either way, pretty disgusting, sad, wrong…not how I expect my billionaire celebs trying to be “real” when we know they aren’t real…so stop trying you brainwashing fucks….

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2021

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies are a magical thing because they allow women to show us how fat their pussy lips are through their clothing without being overly exposed….you know a subtle way to let the world know you have a cunt…in an era of everyone having a cunt…even though they make panty inserts for trannies to have that cunt…it’s all so silly…

I have been a fan of the pussy wedgie since High School when the fat lunch lady used to walk around in her tight jeans, for a while it was gross to me, but then I hit puberty and realized that seeing a pussy while eating my grilled cheese was the best way to eat that grilled cheese…and I have gone through my entire adult life looking for pussy wedgies to stare at whether I am eating at the time or not….meaning my first look is the pussy on every encounter I have with a woman…tight pants or not…some people look into their eyes and feel that is the gateway to the soul, even though everyone knows the asshole is, but the real connection with a person is by staring at their genitals…it’s a fact….

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