I borrowed my friends car today because he was too drunk to drive himself to the hospital and he was shitting blood or something equally disgusting that I didn’t want to know about because I have no interest in that shit and I forgot that I can’t see very well. I am not sure if […]
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2008
08
Jan
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I accidentally drank a bottle of wine to myself because some asshole bet me that I couldn’t drink a bottle of Ketchup. What he didn’t know is that I usually make myself tomato soup using hot water and Ketchup on the days I have no money for food so shit was easy. I guess that’s […]
2008
04
Jan
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
Here are the my links you fuckers. I am trying to fuck my rubber vagina but I think that it has genital warts. I don’t know how it happened but I think it’s safe to say that the fuckin’ thing is a slut…. I am going to the strip club to make up for it…. […]
2008
02
Jan
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
So it’s a new year and I’ve already fucked up my resolution of being the best site on the internet nobody reads so to celebrate that revelation here is some hate mail I got today: I used to like your blog but your comments about Jews today weren’t funny or amusing; they were offensive and […]
2008
01
Jan
Elisha Cuthbert is Arab on the Beach of the Day
Here are some pictures of Elisha Cuthbert on the beach dressed like she’s in an Arab country so that no one can see her skin. At first I thought it had to do with her trying to avoid the sun or the cameras because she’s so sought after, but then I realized that no one […]
2007
26
Dec
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
So I went to church on Christmas Eve, not because I am a religious man or because I felt the need to repent my sins for being an internet asshole all these years, but because it’s a good place to find elderly widows with no family alone and are vulnerable, willing to invite you over […]
2007
18
Dec
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
Today’s a busy day, Jamie Lynn Spears is Teenage Pregnant and I may write about that later, but more importantly, Playboy tried to sue me: Dear Sir or Madam: It has been brought to our attention that web pages at Drunkenstepfather.com display, without authorization, reproductions of images owned by Playboy Enterprises International, Inc. (“Playboy”). All […]
2007
17
Dec
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I only got in a couple of fights this weekend. The first was with some girl who I was trying to get to fuck some dude I was with and she took offense that I’d take her as the kind of girl who would fuck someone she just met and decided to rip into me […]
2007
14
Dec
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
Someone invited me to go get drunk in another city tonight and I figured I’d take them up on it, even though it doesn’t ever really matter where I get drunk geographically, as long as I get drunk physically. Dudes are all hung up on going to the best spot with the hottest bitches, or […]
2007
13
Dec
I am – Aly & AJ Michalka Incest Fantasy of the Day
Here are some pictures of sisters Aly & AJ Michalka leaving somewhere together. I always thought these girls were twins, because I’ve never put too much energy into learning their story, but being twins was a good thing, it made them a lot hotter to me, because I’ve always had this theory that twins having […]