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2018

24

Aug

Eugenie Bouchard Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard proves that even tennis players need to clickbait that sexualizes them damnselves…because making over a million dollars a year doing the sport you love without sexualizing your damn self isn’t enough in this world of everyone sexualizing themselves…it’s like there needs to be some thong ass exposed ass….and I’ll tell you something very […]

2018

16

Mar

Eugenie Bouchard’s Twin Sister Beatrice’s Tits of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard is a Canadian Tennis Player, who has a little too fit of little tennis body, on some Martina Navata whatever the fuck that dyke player from the 80s is named, kick….but still has a level of hotness, like most tennis players do, as long as they aren’t a Williams sister, because, the Williams […]

2018

02

Jan

Eugenie Bouchard Not Hot in a Swimsuit of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard is a pro tennis player – and I have a female tennis fetish – so to me – her not hot in a bikini or bathing suit – or whatever the fuck that is – is erotic – knowing that she can hit a ball with grace and strategy, in a skirt, while […]

2017

14

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard posted a bikini selfie of her bathing suit jacked up inside her vagina for the sake for social media – something that her entire family has been navigating and figuring out with their own brand of slutty content – because if you’ve got a relative with a name making moves in the world […]

2017

06

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard’s Feet and Crotch in Bikini of the Da y

Hometown Hottie Eugenie Bouchard -who I’ve never met in the streets of Montreal because Eugenie Bouchard probably doesn’t live in Montreal but Montreal likes to think she is from Montreal because she’s the only successful thing to come out of montreal besides Celine Dion who I assume is her mother, or aunt, based on her […]

2017

23

Jun

Eugenie Bouchard in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I feel a close connection to Eugenie Bouchard because she is from Canada and people I know or that I know of – since Canada is one small town…actually know her, it’s one of those she lives less than 2 KM (that’s Canadian for MILES) away from me and her twin sister who is a […]

2016

23

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard VS Caroline Wozniacki’s Tennis Ass in Bikinis of the Day

When it comes to Tennis, I feel like I’m probably like Serena Williams’ dad, you know all drawn into it because it’s so fucking white, pretentious, high class, and luxurious – and the likes of my people aren’t really welcomed to their secret white person clubs, where they get together and have white person meetings […]

2015

22

Jan

Eugenie Bouchard Asked to Twirl of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard is a Canadian Tennis Player, who has a hot little tennis body, like most tennis players do, as long as they aren’t a Williams sister, because, the Williams sisters are dudes who got converted at a young age to increase the chances of winning and making the family rich. I’ve seen “Ladybugs” I […]

2021

22

Jun

Beatrice Bouchard Bikini of the Day

Beatrice Bouchard is a hometown hottie. She’s the twin sister of tennis star Eugenie Bouchard….where Eugenie got the professional tennis playing, multi million dollar earning skills and Beatrice got the body. I am always drawn to the sisters of the famous and seemingly more accomplished, because everyone’s got a hard on for the “powerhouse” in […]

2019

01

Oct

Beatrice Bouchard Bikini of the Day

Beatrice Bouchard is evidence that Canadian girls can do vapid instagram content just as well as American girls. Especially when they are rich kids, who’s twin sister is a pro tennis player, Eugenie Bouchard who is a legit enough tennis player, who works the tennis circuit like an athlete, but who is inspired by her […]