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2017

09

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass is Looking It’s Age of the Day

I don’t know what the hell is going on here, but Alessandra Ambrosio who is likely in her 40s, a mom, with fake tits and her skinny model body, who still gets paid to be a Victoria’s Secret Girl, despite being expired, at least seemingly expired, but I guess, fighting nature’s course….is Finally…showing a bit of her age in her bikini pics…because whatever that ass is doing…doesn’t happen to 20 year olds….it looks weird…but I like it.

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2017

07

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Still Exists in Bathing Suits of the Day

HEY BRO – It’s AmBROsio…and she’s posing like a slut in a bikini – despite pushing 40 and having spend over 20 years doing this – making her a pro bikini poser – in a world filled with amateurs pretending to be pros – but doing as good as a job as her – because apparently chicks don’t feel like assholes when posing for a camera like they are about to be on the cover of VOGUE…instead of a social media pic…

It’s a weird world we live in, but BROSIO gets paid…and thus her bikini pics should be hotter to you than all the other bikini pics …even though I prefer bikini pics of local girls who won’t fuck me…you know that personal connection is everything for me.

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2017

17

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is in a white bathing suit bottom and I have a white bathing suit bottom fetish because I am into pussy…and white bathing suit bottoms always seem to be neglected by a girl who doesn’t realize she’s flashing her fucking pussy…you know while they are all busy watching out for their nipples…their asses are often times full visibile and if you’re lucky and hit them from the right angle…you can also see the place where ass and pussy meet / meat…

MEAT….

Point being, I’ve been around white bikini bottoms often enough to know, they are magical and I still remember the first time I saw a white bikini in action at the public pool in the 90s…girl had no idea her full fucking bush was being broadcast to all of us perverts on during that heat wave….and then…a few years later my rich friend invited me to his pool where his sister was also going for a swim…and girl was walking around after her little dip…PUSSY exposed…to the point I could see clit…MY kind of bathing suit I thought…and carried…forever…

This white bathing suit is less exciting than those white bathing suits, but it still speaks to my soul I thought was otherwise dead…I guess that’s why she gets paid so much to wear these bikinis….right…


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2017

11

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is an old lingerie, I mean if you can call Victoria’s Secret Lingerie, I am sure trailer trash in Texas or really any middle of the road neighborhood in the USA, would consider it Lingerie, it kind of looks like lingerie, it just smells like made in China Chemicals that are probably leading into pussy and tits like you want to, causing pussy and tit cancer…

That said, Ambrosio is one of their promo models who has made a lot with them and I am wondering if her fake tits were a tax write off, or if she just let some rich dude pay for them…

The reason I am into these pics are not the young yungs next to her, but the bent over in bikini pic, always a fetish…GOOD times…

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2017

06

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini is alright, I mean she gets paid millions a year to be in a bikini and she’s been paid millions a year to be in a bikini for what must be 20 years, making for a lot of money, a lot of great memories and experiences, meeting a lot of great connected people, and I guess she refuses to let go of that and keeps trying…to maintain because the day it ends for her, is the day she ceases to exist and I guess you can’t have that, so keep proving to your pimps that you’re an earner who matters and they’ll keep her on payroll or whatever it is that is going on here….I call it reaching and hoping the fun never ends….

That said, her ass is still lovely enough for an old lady in a world where so many girls are hotter than her…

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2017

04

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Naked for America of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is showing her ass for the internet or for America on the Fourth of July because without America and American consumerism she wouldn’t be anything, she’d be a a zero, she needs a billion dollar need for cheap sweatshop panties at the mall brand to exist…so this is her thanks…

She may be American by now, maybe just a green card holder, who knows but AMerica made her and here’s her ass without the asshole to thank you…classy Brazilian hookers are fun besides that AIDS..

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2017

26

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Sunday Bikini Party of the Day

Even when Alessandra Ambrosio is half naked, which is all the time, she’s a Victoria’s Secre model, she manages to be boring as fuck.

She gets paid millions of dollars for this and this is the best she can do..it’s pretty depressing…

But I guess she’s a mom and she’s pushing 40 so she’s not terrible…if all moms in their 40s looked this good, the world would be a very confusing place for me, I wouldn’t know what to not masturbate to…you know there would just be too much of a spectrum of good enough to get off to…I already have a hard enough time getting through all the dirty panties I convince girls to mail me….and my cut off age is 30…..I can’t take an extra decade of even hornier girls..thanks to depriving themselves with marriage and all other things…

Either way, she’s good enough, not worth millions, but good enough.

Here’s some Paparzzi Pics of her From a While Ago…

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2017

05

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Titty Jewelry Party of the Day

Old lady Alessandra Ambrosio loves her breasts implants…and I guess so do the people who are using her to promote their weird beach body jewelry – that they obviously overpay her for thanks to Victoria’s Secret pricing her out – in photos that are not that exciting or interesting – because 40 year old moms, model or not, are best seen topless getting their annual mammogram….not in photos…

I say that, but I don’t actually mean it, I sext with a handful of 40 year old moms and it’s always more substantial than the younger girls – because they’re all porned out also, but haven’t lived it out…

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2017

01

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio IS CLICKBAITING…

She’s old, she’s tired, she still looks good, I mean really fucking good for a mom of two in her late 40s, all the men who get to fuck her or who have got to fuck her in her quest to get ahead are so LUCKY and probably not really part of an exclusive club, it’s model bullshit you know….

I never really liked her as a model, I always found her the boring looking one, but I guess she’s powered through, and has had the most longevity with the brand that created her…WHO knows…

What I do know is that in that time she’s figured out how to manipulate the media, the paparazzi, all that bullshit…because seeing her fishing is such fucking clickbait to dudes who fish, which is so many dudes, and they all love seeing girls with a ROD…there are fetish sites, posters, IG accounts all built around girls fishing in bikinis…it’s fucking weird…which as non-fisher, I find odd, but I’ve met dudes who fish and they freak the fuck out….pull out their dicks and circle jerk onto their lures….because their cum makes for good bait….masturbate that bait…


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2017

30

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Model in a Bikini Paparazzi Shoot of the Day

While old timer Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr exited gracefully after being caught fucking Bieber when he was 17…has gone onto have a Jewish wedding with dot com / app / billionaire from the SNAP empire….because bitch is strategic as fuck….

Alessandra Ambrosio, their bigger star is still slaving the fuck away…like she can’t catch a break, or she can’t escape, or like she can’t let go from the huge contract they give her to stay skinny…

I mean she’s mid 30s, a mom of 2 and still bikini modeling, even in her spare time, because when you maintain your skinny, for money or other reasons like AIDS…or Cancer…or a parasite…or SPEED addiction…you fucking showing it off, even when you’re not getting paid..

UNLESS part of their contract says 10 paparazzi bikini shoots a year…which it does…because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t fuck around, they are brilliant at marketing and created an empire..

I don’t normally like Alessandra Ambrosio, her fake tits, but she looks good…and Ill stare…but that could just be the white bikini…I fucking love white bikinis…

Highlight of these pics – is that they are shot from so far you can’t see her cellulite…mom loose skin…blurry….and….

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2017

10

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Racy of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio posted a topless selfie because at the tail end of her career as a half naked hooker who got overpaid based on her looks – in a world where there are so many hot chicks and the fact that this one out of the pile of hot chicks made it – makes zero to no sense….and not just because she’s Catholic, but because there’s nothing to her…showing your tits in a calculated “trying to keep up with the young youngs”…is encouraged…because it’s not fully shameless yet..

I prefer her bikini dance video….and since this is about what I prefer…my useless opinion that has no real substance, value or authority…that’s all I have to say about it..

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2017

04

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Workin it of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio saw the paparazzi and pulled down her shirt….like a woman getting pulled over by a cop for a burnt out tail light – you know hoping to get out of the charge on some MONTANA Fishburne shit….or more approrpriate like a single mother hooker working the streets on a slow night trying to be extra appealing to the random men driving around looking for a tranny while their wife is at home with their sick kid and they just need a release…you know like most tranny fuckers do..

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2017

19

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio for Narcisse Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is naked in this photoshoot – which is so exciting – so crazy – I think I should take the rest of the day off for a nap – because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio, when you can nap…as napping is one of life as an unemployed obese asshole with Hemorrhoids’ greatest gifts.

I’m sure we’ve seen the middle-aged but still working model naked before, she only exists because she gets into her underwear…so what’s so special about this shit? Other than that she’s not a very good Catholic…but who is when there’s money available…to be made..even Jesus was a Jew and knew this, why else would Christianity have so many real estate holdings…

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2017

22

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hard Nipples in a Bikini for Love Magazine’s Spring Video of the Day

Love Magazine had so much success with their YOUTUBE channel – that they finally decided to go POOTIE PIE…and create more hot content for YOUTUBE….fashion porn that GOOGLE can run ads on…because that’s where the eyeballs are and the idea of trying to trick people to go to your site to run ads….is a dying art…while giving into the corporate monster by giving them your content to make money off you is the only answer…or way to get famous..

So what was once a fashion magazine, is now a Youtube / Google employee…./ Instagram / Facebook Employee…because the WEB is dead….but youtube is the fucking answer….at least when they get their March “Spring Break Series” up with Alessandra Ambrosio and her big old fake tits and hard nipples..

She also did a photoshoot…for some other bullshit…

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2017

20

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in Leggings of the Day

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Alessandra Amrbosio may be old as fuck, played the fuck out, a mom….on contract with the evil empire panty company…but still delivering the goods in her bikini …or under…showing off her fit for anyone not just an old mom body and her fake tits and it’s almost a wonderful thing, just not for anyone who is married to a 35 year old who knows this isn’t quite how things look for them…

She’s in fitness pants and I’m trying to stare at her vagina – crotch – definition – you know all that meat – stuffed into her pants…only to be broadcast to the world of perverts who love seeing how being skinny allows the child birth sag to really shine…in leggings.

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