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2014

06

May

Candice Swanepoel Pretends she’s a Cat of the Day

There’s a fetish in Candice Swanepoel getting paid between 10,000 and 50,000 dollars to be the face of some brand I assume is asian where they dress her up as a cat and provide giant humans sized cat toys to play with for the fucking perverts…

We call this an example of where modelling meets fetish prostitution, you know where money will make a girl take a creepy fucking thing and make it all seemingly ok…and I am all for that…because any excuse…to be a fetish prostitute works for me…

IT’s like throw many at a bitch, and she’s down. Everyone’s got a price.

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2014

02

May

Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

I remember the first time I saw ready to drop porn. I really didn’t like it, or understand why it was happening. I was a firm believer that fucking a pregnant girl, even when you weren’t the father of the child, despite how sad, broken and slutty that made the future mom, was not a nice experience. Maybe the baby makes the pussy tighter, but I doubt it, I’m not doctor but assume shit’s getting ready and is flaring in anticipation for being destroyed by child. Maybe the tits get bigger when filled with milk that I am sure doesn’t taste all that good, but when you’re on a tight budget could be nourishing in your cracked you are fucking a pregnant girl who isn’t pregnant with you baby in. Maybe there is a glow to a pregnant woman and some see it as beautiful, while I just see it as damaged as fuck…but for some reason, when supermodels get together and have uterus kissing parties…I like it…

Here’s some Candice and Doutzen, friends in real life…not just on campaign for Victoria’s Secret..erotic…

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2014

29

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Promoting Jeans of the Day

Candice Swanepoel did this campaign for WOOLWORTH….which where I am from was the kind of store that was designed for the poor, you know that smelled like white trash poverty, in a time when white trash wasn’t filled with mixed race babies…you know the Walmart of the generation, up on some discount K-Mart shit, and in being one of those mass merchandise, low grade, dollar store quality spots, they make enough money to pay top models to be in their campaigns, and top models take them money, because they don’t care about brand association, they care about money, as they are like everyone else, just a bunch of money grubbing whores…

That said, I still like looking at Candice Swanepoel….in cheap shit jeans designed for obese Cheetos eating girls…or naked…

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2014

14

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Has the BEst Bikini Pic of the Day

I don’t think Candice Swanepoel was at Coachella, because she’s clearly not trying to be a cool kid, at the cool party, with all the other cool kids, that if you really tried to look at them, you’d realize aren’t cool at all…

But she did still manage to post a bikini pic, that is probably one of the better bikini pics I’ve seen in a while, because her body is fucking amazing…and the POV shot..is hot..

The only think it’s missing is her hands slid down her bottoms…describing what she feels…

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2014

19

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s Hot Bikini Model Pics of the Day

I lost interest in Candice Swanepoel as a model…because I guess she doesn’t really do anything but the same thing over and over again…which would be comparable to you girlfriend always fucking you the same way after serving you the same thing for dinner, day after day, year after year…it’s still sex, you still get to bust, but shit get repetitive as fuck…and in Candice Swanepoel’s case, she’s not even fucking, she’s just walking around half naked…but for some reason THESE BTS PICS from a shoot worked for me…and that reason is her amazing booty. Booty that has inspired every day girls to work on their booties which inspires me to stare at their booties

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2014

04

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Hot Ass for Some Photoshoot of the Day

I still appreciate Candice Swanepoel’s ass even though she’s old, played out, and not even in a bikini or lingerie in this shoot, which is pretty much her thing…more importantly, she’s not even naked for fashion, showing her nipples all trying legitimize herself as an actual model, but in leggings and boring…but not boring enough for me, all because I am easy to please, I have no standards or really have anything else going on…you know where shitty pics are better than nothing.

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2014

13

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes Bikini Phootshoot of the Day


Candice Swanepoel was at the top of her game for the last few years but as these things tend to end after you do the same thing over and over and over again…it’s like you can’t get more prolific or talented at posing for Victoria’s Secret and eventually, the public kinda just wants new pussy to fill those Bangledeshi made, touched by little underage hands in a sweatshop, for 4 dollars a week, panties to be jacked up some other cunt. Literally.

But she’s still Candice Swanepoel, old, boring or not and she has come a long way from being a rich white chick in South Africa…to become a rich white chick in America that everyone knows and loves…and staring at her behind the scenes, even if uneventful is still expensive ass half naked…right?

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2014

13

Feb

More Candice Swanepoel and Edita Vilkeviciute Tits for Vogue Germany of the Day

Candice Swanepoel and Edita Vilkeviciute did Vogue Germany topless because that’s the foundation of modelling, you know find yourself some awkwardly tall girl, who has a good facial structure and who isn’t fat to photograph, convince her that she’s some kind of artist, or canvas that the camera loves and that brands will pay tens of thousands to spend a day with, you know really work them over to think they are part of a bigger thing, or a higher purpose, like they were sent here from heaven to be in catalogs to sell shit people don’t need for a reason, it has to have a reason…and in finding that reason, so that they don’t feel like vapid cunts fucking the system for being pretty, they do “artistic” projects, where they lend their bodies to perverts masked as photographers…usually nude…because it’s all part of the job even when it doesn’t pay…usually the nudes don’t…even though as far as I’m concerned – they are all that matter.

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2014

07

Feb

Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Germany of the Day

Miley’s tits were in this issue of Vogue Germany…but I like to think Candice Swanepoel, South African lingerie model…with a great ass thanks that forced her to leave South Africa for fear of getting raped by the HIV Positive ridden locals her family exploited to have work their farm when she was growing up…

I know her time is coming to an end, she’s getting old, she’s not very exciting, but I’ll still pay attention to her as she get herself into these kinds of situations…even if statistically there is a 10% chance she’s not HIV positive…based on her South Africa connection…that I guess gets thrown out the window with the whole moving away at 14…and…well…you know…statistics…and I know I would like her to sit on my face and suffocate me…put me out of my misery Candice Swanepoel…like I was old yeller….only more pathetic…

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