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2014

13

Feb

More Candice Swanepoel and Edita Vilkeviciute Tits for Vogue Germany of the Day

Candice Swanepoel and Edita Vilkeviciute did Vogue Germany topless because that’s the foundation of modelling, you know find yourself some awkwardly tall girl, who has a good facial structure and who isn’t fat to photograph, convince her that she’s some kind of artist, or canvas that the camera loves and that brands will pay tens of thousands to spend a day with, you know really work them over to think they are part of a bigger thing, or a higher purpose, like they were sent here from heaven to be in catalogs to sell shit people don’t need for a reason, it has to have a reason…and in finding that reason, so that they don’t feel like vapid cunts fucking the system for being pretty, they do “artistic” projects, where they lend their bodies to perverts masked as photographers…usually nude…because it’s all part of the job even when it doesn’t pay…usually the nudes don’t…even though as far as I’m concerned – they are all that matter.

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2014

07

Feb

Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Germany of the Day

Miley’s tits were in this issue of Vogue Germany…but I like to think Candice Swanepoel, South African lingerie model…with a great ass thanks that forced her to leave South Africa for fear of getting raped by the HIV Positive ridden locals her family exploited to have work their farm when she was growing up…

I know her time is coming to an end, she’s getting old, she’s not very exciting, but I’ll still pay attention to her as she get herself into these kinds of situations…even if statistically there is a 10% chance she’s not HIV positive…based on her South Africa connection…that I guess gets thrown out the window with the whole moving away at 14…and…well…you know…statistics…and I know I would like her to sit on my face and suffocate me…put me out of my misery Candice Swanepoel…like I was old yeller….only more pathetic…

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2014

07

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Walking the Runway for New York Fashion Week of the Day

It turns out that when Candice Swanepoel is walking the runway in New York for fashion week….she is substantially…I am talking really fucking substantially less interesting than when she’s half naked for Victoria’s Secret, showing her lingerie and bikini body…if anything… I don’t understand why she even ventured down this road of trying to be legit model..just fucking focus on what matters…being half fucking naked girl…

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2014

24

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Sandy Ass of the Day

My favorite thing about sad covered asses on the beach is the idea of it being a girl who just accidentally shit herself because she’s love control of her bowels from all the anal sex she’s been having…and not because of food poisoning, because food poising isn’t as fun the think about as anal…especially when we are talking about a Victoria’s Secret model money making ass that is borderline perfect…otherwise it wouldn’t get paid to wear underwear…

Her name is Candice Swanepoel, she’s losing her appeal a bit, but I’m still down…and since this is my site, I guess that’s all that matters.

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2014

17

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Amazing Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

I know Candice Swanepoel is a high paid half naked model….but I’m just wondering why she’s cropping her face out of the shit…does she have a cold sore…is this a body double…or does she only let people see her face when she does her hair and make-up…because without her make-up she may or may look like a dude…

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2013

24

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Nude Vogue Promo Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel may not be a Christmas miracle sent from South Africa to make us questions whether we would do her despite the risk of her HIV thanks to the high AIDS rate and nature of her half naked career…even though she probably left South Africa a virgin…as the industry abducted her…I know, I’ve said this before…but I’d still dive deep and without condom in hopes of impregnating her..and convincing her to keep it because she may not have another chance…but in my defence I do that to random scragglier women who probably have more chance having AIDS than Candice Swanepoel…at least based on their herpes scabs…

Either way, here’s some pics of Candice’s Vogue shoot coming out soon…and she’s naked…OMG>

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2013

23

Dec

Candice Swanepoel for Agua Bendita of the Day

In the wake of the IAC executive publicist who wrote the whole “Going to Africa, Hope I Don’t Get Aids, I Won’t Cuz I’m White”…which turned out to be a genius publicity stunt that I would hire her at her discount desperate price to work for me…cuz this is the kind of attention I like…bad jokes…bad social commentary…that is offensive…when you’re not a comedian…

Here’s Candice Swanepoel, South African model, who despite statistics, probably doesn’t have AIDS, but not because she’s white, white South African farm owner daughters have been fucking the staff for generations, but because she left South Africa when Victoria’s Secret abducted her…and she’s got a good ass.

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2013

19

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Slo Mo Dance of the Day

Candice Swanepoel put up this cute slow motion video of her on instagram that I assume Victoria’s Secret manages for her….because they have too much invested in her and she’s too busy being rich as fuck to bother with this low level communicating with her fans social media shit…

It’s a critical time for the billion dollar evil empire generate as much buzz and revenue that they can from people with horrible taste in gifting…and why not use this amazing body, at least amazing in pictures, because you know she’s 6 foot tall and in person that food is bigger than your fucking head…

But luckily since we don’t leave our house, pictures of and videos of her are good enough to masturbate to.

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2013

10

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Nude Pic to Instagram of the Day


I saw that Candice Swanepoel posted this nude pic to her instagram for 5 minutes and pulled it because I guess Instagram doesn’t like nudity, but more importantly the people handling her instagram, probably interns at Victoria’s Secret, didn’t want to lose their jobs for putting up the wrong pic…even though it got her more attention than Candice Swanepoel has had in a long time…and more importantly it gets people talking about Victoria’s Secret during the rush shopping time..

I forgot to post it, because even though I think she’s got a hot model body, I don’t really care when I see her naked…

She’s been naked before and the only way this old timer, desensitized asshole is getting excited by any of this shit is if my dick’s in her ass cumming to her anal eyes…

However, you’ll like it, because it turns out there are bigger perverts than me out there…and they will all be watching the VS Fashion show tonight with their wives, even though all the pics are available online…cuz it happened in november…and this is all a ploy to generate attention to it.

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