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2014

02

Jul

A Day in the Life of Candice Swanepoel of the Day

Here is a video proving that just because she’s a model, does not mean she’s interesting, has anything important to say, or that she leads a fun life…

But in Candice Swanepoel’s defence, I stopped watching in the first 10 seconds, I have better shit to do with my time…but luckily you don’t….

She’s got a hot accent, her dairy farm that expiated black workers for generations bit was a little heavy, and the fact she’s not half naked a total misuse of her talent…

But I support her body…in spirt not financially like her Victoria’s Secret bra…so here is a horrible day in the life with her…

Here are the pics from this failed campaign:

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2014

26

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day

She is a bikini model. This shouldn’t be news, noticed or cared for…Why give her attention when she’s just doing what she’s supposed to. It is like celebrating me for every blog post I post that no one reads…it’s my fucking thing, it’s part of who I am, it is what I do…only she’s a half naked millionaire model, and I am obese and just bought 5 beers with Nickels…so I guess…it’s not the same thing at all..

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2014

11

Jun

Candice Swanepoel and Others at the Some Silly Party of the Day

I am not a fan of Maxim, if anything they are garbage and my enemy…

Sure they used to pay me month yin the past, for a solid few years to promote their nonsense because despite being a big brand, I was a substantially bigger website than them…

Sure they featured me in their Magazine in 2007, because I am a handsome man…they even had a catered photoshoot set up for me…it was quite lovely…

But they are still low level garbage, that I guess are making a comeback, and their top 100 is some arbitrary nonsense, that only old bitches in their 30s think have nay bearing…

I mock Maxim, and their low level hustle all the time, their lawyers are fucking on my ass, and not in a prison rape this is better than jerking off kind of way…they try to sue me all the time, cuz they are run by lawyers…so they are essentially dead to me..

But I’ll still look at the pussy in attendance of their shit, and judge them for participating in the event for the brand because it is shit..

But girls will do anything for attention, for red carpet hustle…and here is the winner Candice Swanepoel, who is pretty hot…


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Here is Sophia Bush who is pretty old, but in a Weird See Through Dress that you’ll like cuz you can see what could be granny panties…


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Here is some Samantha Hoopes, old looking but brand new model in a hot dress…


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2014

05

Jun

Candice Swanepoel is an Instgram Fitness Model of the Day

I guess Candice Swanepoel has figured out that Instagram is designed to make models you would otherwise only know for the A-List guys they have sex with and their lingerie modelling work, to have a platform to showcase their fabulous, luxurious, celebrity life…I mean that and fitness pornography….

So she’s jumped on the Izabel Goulart bandwagon and started humping the air in fitness apparel, because her handers at Victoria’s Secret fitness realize “If we own the bitch, created the bitch, let’s use the bitch’s instagram to sell our product of her in selfie videos”…because you know if it was up to Candice, she’d probably be kicking’ it not on instagram…unless of course she’s an egotistical, narcissist who believes she belongs in front of the camera to share her beauty with the world…and I have a feeling that’s exactly what she does….

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2014

30

May

Candice Swanepoel Boring in Lucky Magazine of the Day

This just in…Candice Swanepoel is more interesting when she’s half naked in lingerie…which is something that also applies to pretty much every fucking girl…but even more so when the girl only exists because of getting half naked and has a responsibility to be half naked…at all times…anywhere she goes…she got her American Work Visa and stole American Jobs..by getting half naked…so when she’s not half naked…I feel she’s got a little too comfortable…maybe even lazy…it’s the American way..

Here she is IN LEOPARD PANTS in NYC

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2014

21

May

Candice Swanepoel Makes Instagram Comedy of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is out making viral videos on Youtube…to showcase that’s she’s more than just a half naked babe, there’s depth to her, beyond just a set of fake tits and a rocking fit body…that makes millions…and that depth is a sexy as fuck accent…

I don’t really get what’s going on here, or why she is bothering, we don’t need personality bitch, that’s not how you made you money, that’s not how you escaped being rich in South Africa to be Rich in America….it’s not even funny, but I did just masturbate to it, so I guess it’s good enough..but in my defence – I masturbate to everything…

Here’s another one…

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2014

16

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Upper Thigh of the Day

Candice Swanepoel showed some upper thigh with her dress between her legs…and for some reason, a reason I call her being an amazing hot bodied model…because she is, even if she’s boring…she’s still good….I find this erotic….

Here she is for Marie Claire….also boring…but still good…

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2014

07

May

Candice Swanepoel Dance of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this dance video on instagram, turns out I’ve already POSTED THIS VIDEO A WEEK AGO

But I am doing it again…because no one pays attention to anything I do or say…it would be depressing – but the fact is that I don’t even pay attention to anything I do or say – so I feel you…but I’d rather be feeling this Candice Swanepoel and her small model implants with my mouth..while feeling her ass with my testicles…

I’m romantic like that.

Behind the Scenes…

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2014

06

May

Candice Swanepoel Pretends she’s a Cat of the Day

There’s a fetish in Candice Swanepoel getting paid between 10,000 and 50,000 dollars to be the face of some brand I assume is asian where they dress her up as a cat and provide giant humans sized cat toys to play with for the fucking perverts…

We call this an example of where modelling meets fetish prostitution, you know where money will make a girl take a creepy fucking thing and make it all seemingly ok…and I am all for that…because any excuse…to be a fetish prostitute works for me…

IT’s like throw many at a bitch, and she’s down. Everyone’s got a price.

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2014

02

May

Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

I remember the first time I saw ready to drop porn. I really didn’t like it, or understand why it was happening. I was a firm believer that fucking a pregnant girl, even when you weren’t the father of the child, despite how sad, broken and slutty that made the future mom, was not a nice experience. Maybe the baby makes the pussy tighter, but I doubt it, I’m not doctor but assume shit’s getting ready and is flaring in anticipation for being destroyed by child. Maybe the tits get bigger when filled with milk that I am sure doesn’t taste all that good, but when you’re on a tight budget could be nourishing in your cracked you are fucking a pregnant girl who isn’t pregnant with you baby in. Maybe there is a glow to a pregnant woman and some see it as beautiful, while I just see it as damaged as fuck…but for some reason, when supermodels get together and have uterus kissing parties…I like it…

Here’s some Candice and Doutzen, friends in real life…not just on campaign for Victoria’s Secret..erotic…

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2014

29

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Promoting Jeans of the Day

Candice Swanepoel did this campaign for WOOLWORTH….which where I am from was the kind of store that was designed for the poor, you know that smelled like white trash poverty, in a time when white trash wasn’t filled with mixed race babies…you know the Walmart of the generation, up on some discount K-Mart shit, and in being one of those mass merchandise, low grade, dollar store quality spots, they make enough money to pay top models to be in their campaigns, and top models take them money, because they don’t care about brand association, they care about money, as they are like everyone else, just a bunch of money grubbing whores…

That said, I still like looking at Candice Swanepoel….in cheap shit jeans designed for obese Cheetos eating girls…or naked…

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2014

14

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Has the BEst Bikini Pic of the Day

I don’t think Candice Swanepoel was at Coachella, because she’s clearly not trying to be a cool kid, at the cool party, with all the other cool kids, that if you really tried to look at them, you’d realize aren’t cool at all…

But she did still manage to post a bikini pic, that is probably one of the better bikini pics I’ve seen in a while, because her body is fucking amazing…and the POV shot..is hot..

The only think it’s missing is her hands slid down her bottoms…describing what she feels…

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2014

19

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s Hot Bikini Model Pics of the Day

I lost interest in Candice Swanepoel as a model…because I guess she doesn’t really do anything but the same thing over and over again…which would be comparable to you girlfriend always fucking you the same way after serving you the same thing for dinner, day after day, year after year…it’s still sex, you still get to bust, but shit get repetitive as fuck…and in Candice Swanepoel’s case, she’s not even fucking, she’s just walking around half naked…but for some reason THESE BTS PICS from a shoot worked for me…and that reason is her amazing booty. Booty that has inspired every day girls to work on their booties which inspires me to stare at their booties

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2014

04

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Hot Ass for Some Photoshoot of the Day

I still appreciate Candice Swanepoel’s ass even though she’s old, played out, and not even in a bikini or lingerie in this shoot, which is pretty much her thing…more importantly, she’s not even naked for fashion, showing her nipples all trying legitimize herself as an actual model, but in leggings and boring…but not boring enough for me, all because I am easy to please, I have no standards or really have anything else going on…you know where shitty pics are better than nothing.

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2014

13

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes Bikini Phootshoot of the Day


Candice Swanepoel was at the top of her game for the last few years but as these things tend to end after you do the same thing over and over and over again…it’s like you can’t get more prolific or talented at posing for Victoria’s Secret and eventually, the public kinda just wants new pussy to fill those Bangledeshi made, touched by little underage hands in a sweatshop, for 4 dollars a week, panties to be jacked up some other cunt. Literally.

But she’s still Candice Swanepoel, old, boring or not and she has come a long way from being a rich white chick in South Africa…to become a rich white chick in America that everyone knows and loves…and staring at her behind the scenes, even if uneventful is still expensive ass half naked…right?

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