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2014

18

Dec

Ashley Tisdale in Leather Pants of the DAy

I just saw a video that I am not going to link…of Dogs being used in Asian factories as leather that they make all your North American shoots, boots, belts, gloves, wallets and fetish gear from, because I guess dogs are cheaper than cows…and dogs are man’s best friend so it made me very fucking upset…so looking at Ashley Tisdale and her broken down face…I can’t help but wonder if her leather pants are a stray dog…but more importantly, I can’t help but wonder just how hot it was in the studio, and how balmy she got in her unbreathable fabric, and how ripe her recently married, possibly pregnant, because why else would you get married, unless it was for fear of being alone, due to a botched face, which I doubt it was,, because she’s clearly got an ego and thinks she is hotter than she is, otherwise she wouldn’t be posing in magazines…pussy is…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

14

Nov

Ashley Tisdale – Grocery Shopper that is Probably Pregnant of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is on some get married, get pregnant, biological clock is ticking kick, and it probably stems from the fact that she’s actually in her mid 30s, and not 25 like her fake age would make you think, it was all part of getting on High School Musical. She’s the Luke Perry of her teen TV show generation…at least according to someone who used to love all the “Ashley Tisdale UGLY Watch” posts I used to do – when the world was tricked into thinking she was hot thanks to good PR, even though everyone with eyes should be able to see she’s pretty minging – even her most loyal creepy fans who are obsessed with her…

That said…she’s in an oversized shirt – and that to me is a 98 percent chance she’s knocked up like everyone else her age….especially after getting married, because they are traditional like that…even though everyone in Hollywood is a whore…

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2014

22

Oct

Ashley Tisdale’s Married Parking Ticket in Ripped Jeans Porn of the Day

Here’s a very very very specific fetish for you Ashley Tisdale fetishists, you know the assholes who bought into her marketing program and believed she was actually the hottest girl on the Kids Show your creepy ass was forced to watch, or watched as a guilty pleasure because it made you cum.

It’s her recently married ass in ripped jeans getting a parketing ticket…

You know something you’d think was too obscure to get a hard on for….but that you know that somewhere out there lives a man, probably a parking ticket cop, who gets off to this shit…and I guess that’s why she’s doing it…

You know at this stage in the game – she’s got to take any male attention she can get since it’s pretty much over for her..

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2014

22

Sep

Ashley Tisdale’s Yoga Pose of the Day

Recently married Ashley Tisdale, the face that gives girls hope that if they manage to figure out how to be a hollywood starlet with a lot of money, they too will find love despite their possible flaws that may or may not throw off a man…or more importantly that they are insecure about…

Not that any girl should really care about her face in this era, because really it’s all about how good your ass looks, what your hip to waist ratio is, and even your tits, and what angles you take of yourself on your social media. As long as you can fake it, with fake hair, make-up and all that other bullshit, all while putting out good, you’re perfect.

It’s like a pretty face once mattered, maybe, but not anymore, because you don’t fuck the face, and when you do, you’re more into the strain and pain and discomfort in her eyes, and not whether she’s got a wonky fucking nose, you don’t jerk off to the face, you save that for jerking off on, after you go for the close up butthole shot, and really a face doesn’t even need to exist…as long as you’re not mutated or a freak, you’re good.

I mean, I think this Yoga Post, a popular instagram trend, proves that….science…

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2014

15

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Honeymoon Bikini Pic of the Day

Ashley Tisdale brings hope to girls everywhere, that as long as you are rich, famous, and have dudes everywhere wanting to be up inside you…even if you had botched plastic surgery, you career is dull, and you’re not as cute as you’re marketed to be…coupled with being Jewish enough to find a quality Jewish man who needs a Jewish girl to make him babies that are Jewish too, instead of those ghetto money grubbing converts, you can live happily ever too…and post honeymoon pics of yourself in a bikini…all wholesome at least in comparison to all the trash that is going on…

For some reason, I think there’s some level of merit in this. I mean Ashley Tisdale could just as easily posted pics of her spread asshole crying for attention, but she’s keeping things G Rated, and in a world full of smut, the G rated stuff is starting to become pornographic, appealing and sexy, like happily “just” married and starting a family like a good girl bikini pic, is replacing the single, sex crazed, half naked at the pool party crying for likes because I am an instagram selfie….

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2014

10

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Wedding Pics of the Day

Ashley Tisdale got married…I guess miracles do happen for ugly girls as long as they are rich, Jewish and not fat, because as it turns out, even the ugliest of Jewish girls finds herself a husband, because Jewish guys feel obligated to procreate with Jeiwsh girls, it is a cultural thing.

On the books, she’s 30, which is the general expiration date for most girls, you know the age they want to settle and start a family…so I guess it was time.

I just want to say that doesn’t mean the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, something I started up years ago won’t continue, but I guess she’s barely on the map now, and the fact that some dude swept her up and made an honest woman out of her, means ugly, overrated or not…she just doesn’t matter anymore, at least not until the divorce when she goes on her divorcee ramapage….they all do…and more importantly…they all get divorced…

Here are some of her wedding dress pics for you to jerk off to because wives are your fetish as long as they aren’t your wife – in which case they are the fucking worst.

This isn’t porn, unless you stare at Vanessa Hudgens long enough to realize that the Bridesmaids at all weddings are the fun ones.

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2014

30

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Hot Photoshoots for Bello of the Day

It turns out that Ashley Tisdale – a girl who I used to run a little campaign that no one noticed called “The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch”…which stemmed from me seeing her win some MTV award for being the “hottest bitch” of the year…even though I know all those awards, like everything in Hollywood, is some vapid bullshit designed and created by vapid idiots, who get paid off by the studios who want to create more buzz around projects they are working on, without realizing that Ashely Tisdale had no real future career, and they they probably should have given the award to someone who didn’t have a mangled face even after a nose job.

I took it upon myself to debunk the title of “hottest bitch” according to MTV by showing how she wasn’t hot at all, but how other girls were hot…and it went unnoticed…I fought the fight in vain…but here we are a bunch of years later and she’s doing a compaign like she was a model. Probably from a friend who pities her, because she had it all, and her co-stars surpassed her…

Or maybe I am just not up to date on Ashley Tisdale news, maybe she’s up for an Oscar for doing great things with her “craft”…her “talent”….”acting”…which in case you didn’t know is a fucking joke of a talent – but actors won’t tell you that..

I could cross-reference her IMDB, but I prefer moving onto the next trick. Something I am sure all her ex-lovers can agree with.

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2014

19

May

Vanessa Hudgens an Ashley Tisdale Bikini Bachelorette Party the Day

Ashley Tisdale is getting married. She had her Bachelorette Party on a Yacht.

I am going to assume it is for her boyfriend’s Green Card, since he’s from the UK, and she’s busted, but maybe it’s actual marriage, since she was pushing 30 back when she was on High School Musical, what must be 10 years ago, and her biological clock must be ticking, not that any sane person who wasn’t looking for a Green Card would really listen…

You see, Ashley Tisdale has a busted up face, and the only thing that was saving her, was that she was addicted to fitness and had a great body, but even staring at her ass, the only position I assume her boyfriend, assuming he’s not gay fucks her in, she’s looking’ pretty dumpy…like so many mom’s who trap their man with a hot body before they settle down and devote their life to cake before her…

I guess it’s not too late for any of these tricks, even though they are all old now…they are still in bikinis celebrating and I guess that is more important than not being in bikinis….


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Here’s their FR-ENEMY Ashley Benson, who is actually seeing success, in her Behind the Scenes Video of the Day to celebrate not being invited to this sham wedding’s bachelorette party…


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2014

29

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the DAy

Ashley Tisdale was at one point labelled the hottest girl by MTV, because they were paid to do that…and it made me mad so I decided to explore her, track her plastic surgery, laugh at how botched it was and how shitty her face was after spending so much money trying to fix it, I think I even had a feature called the “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch”…because I am mean spirited, get joy from being mean, but only to celebrity bitches who get paid well, get too much positive reinforcement and who have cunty egos because they aren’t down to earth, because if they were, they wouldn’t post their narcissitic shit all day…

But the good news is that in rejection that has come when all her friends outdid her, she’s figured out the key to get new fans, is to not show her face, but focus on her hot body, because throughout the whole thing, she’s always had a hot body, and hot body carries more importance than a face, so in hating one thing, I love another, I am a balanced hater… even if her fan base confuses me…with their passion…

Here’s her hot selfie you can masturbate to..

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2014

24

Apr

Ashely Tisdale’s See Through of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has a weird fucking fan base…because every time I laugh at her shitty plastic surgery, or the fact that she’s left out of most conversations involving the Disney Sluts you Want to Fuck because she’s built on some Sarah Jessica Parker facial platform…people go fucking crazy…

It’s like they don’t understand that the reason I singled this bitch out was because she won some MTV award for being the hottest girl of the year, only for anyone with a brain to know that shit was paid for and a fucking scam…

So unless she’s in a sex tape, I am hardly interested, even her white t-shirt with no bra hustle bores me, even when you can make out her nipple, because this level of famous should be fisting her own ass on webcam to pay her mortgage…

I guess none of this really matters…I mean the real issue is I just spent 2-2.5 minutes writing about Ashley Tisdale, and as a grown man who didn’t watch High School musical with my kids, or lust after the cast because my wife wasn’t fucking me at home, that’s too much fucking time to spend on her….

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2014

10

Mar

Ashley Tisdale in Some Magazine of the Day

I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot…only because she looks like her face got hit with a fucking shovel…even after the plastic surgery.

But for some reason, she has the most Loyal fan base that thinks she’s this remarkable creature, despite her plastic surgery…and that confuses me.

It makes me wonder if there is something wrong with me, to which I conclude, of course there is a lot wrong with me…just like Ashley Tisdale’s face…maybe that’s why I hate her, because I see my imperfections in her imperfect overrated face…

Here she is in a hipster shoot…boring.

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2014

28

Jan

Ashley Tisdale at Some Movie Premiere of the Day

People love Serial Duckface cuz it makes her nose job look better, Ashley Tisdale, which amazes me, because she’s not hot, or even relevant, despite what this red carpet event may make you think, hollywood is a lie, shitty movies happen all the time, buzz can get generated and girls like this, even without their new nose can confuse a nation into thinking she’s a babe…proving yet again that the general public are fucking idiots and just absorb everything they are told…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF ASHLEY TISDALE on the red carpet you can CLICK HERE …but this Awkward Movie, named after everything Ashley Tisdale, one those should be straight to DVD numbers, that does get into theatres because the audience is getting dumber and dumber, had a bunch of other tweens at the event, like this one with the big tits named Addison Timlin, who I think prefers to go by her street name…TITS….

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2014

20

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ass in Jeans for the Seahawks of the Day

Ashley Tisdale, like all low levels, despite being very popular, despite not deserving that popularity because she is not hot, took to the internet to pose a pic of her little ass in jeans, supporting her team, or the winning team…to piss off all the 49ers fans…hopefully enough that they maul her…it’ll do her butter face…good…even though I can assume she doesn’t watch football, but figures, she does when it comes to Super Bowl photo opportunities to get people talking…and that’s exactly what I am going to do…because I don’t have shit else going on…even though I am Canadian and football doesn’t exist to me…that’s how sad, lonely and pathetic my life is…writing nothing about nothing…when I could be productive doing something.

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2013

19

Dec

Ashley Tisdale’s Michael Jackson Nose of the Day

I have been laughing at Ashley Tisdale for a long time, because she is a lie….

She also has a really creepy fan base that I love pissing off because they take her seriously….a fan base that I assume are creepy old dudes, probably broke unemployed who are either pedos into the Disney Channel, or dad’s who are forced into watching the Disney channel and realized that young pussy is better than their shitty wife…

But back to the lie, the lie is that she was marketed as being hot…when she wasn’t even after plastic surgery she seems to keep on getting….because her nose is doing the Michael Jackson….

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2013

02

Jul

Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Party of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is in a bikini with a bunch of friends…and for some reason, a reason I call bad judgement, she’s not wearing the Mexican Wrestling Mask I sent her to help her with her face…it’s the new plastic surgery…when plastic surgery doesn’t work…and it’s far more water resistant than a paper bag…

I guess putting a mask in an envelope with a mason jar of dried semen, sent to Disneyland, addressed to “The High School Musical Chick With the Bad Face”….isn’t postal worker friendly…they are unionized and don’t like going out of their way for anyone.

What it comes down to, is duck face or not, Ashley Tisdale has a fit little body, and as much as I make fun of her face, it’s not as bad as it could be, it is just bad in Hollywood standards, and the fact that she’s living in a mansion, making money, gives us the right to demand more out of her…

Seriously, I get so much hate from people when laughing at this asymmetrical looking thing, even though I totally appreciate that she’s trying to offset her inadequacies with fitness…and really her bank account balance proves that face or not, she’s already won, so stop defending her, it’s not like she’s defending you, she’s too busy hanging in her bikini, living the good life.

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