Miley Cyrus nips are circulating the internet like she’s never shown her tits before, because I guess she took a break from showing her tits to get married, but now that she’s divorced, the nips are back….and the wholesome fake country girl, you gotta remember she’s an LA rich Disney kid first, meaning she can act her way through “HICK”….to connect to that audience knows exactly what she’s doing. Too much money is on the line for her to not know what she’s doing. All calculating, hostess twinkie, middle of the road, basic shit…but braless in a wifebeater and the way it reminds me of 90s punk shows I’d drink too much piss beer at…works for me.

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Miley Cyrus may be annoying, her face may be a bit broken down, but for some reason I still think she’s hot. It may be the fact that she’s always out there shaking her skinny white girl ass like some kind of stripper, despite being a the child of a rich entertainer who became an entertaining of her own, and really is so far removed from the stripping life, but since her dad was country trash and her mom was some sort of cocktail waitress, the inner stripper runs fucking deep within her DNA….you know the house is bigger, the stuff in the house more expensive than when they lived in a trailer before Miley was born, but ultimately…still hick trash….that she totally plays up…despite being straight fucking Disney created California based sitting on her pile of money.

It’s an act, I get it, but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad one…plus her God mother is Dolly Parton and I fucking love Dolly Parton…so Miley and her twerking…is still relevant to me…and will never be as played out as it obviously is.

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Miley Cyrus may be overrated trash, but she’s lookin’ hot dancing in her leggings on TikTok to recruit her fans onto an app that is owned by CHINA and part of their global spying and tracking of American program, cuz you know some Chinese dictators are sitting their laughing at how dumb Americans are, it’s like dealing with some retarded child, put together a platform for these idiots to sing and dance and try to get fans and make people laugh, like it was America’s funniest home video, and they won’t even care that we listen to EVERY CONVERSATION they have.

I have TikTok on my phone, so I know how easy it is to be manipulated by videos of girls in leggings dancing…whether they are Miley Cyrus superstar…or pretty much ANYONE….we’re perverts and ya’ll can watch whatever it is that we do…cuz INSTANT GRATIFICATION feels so good.

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Miley Cyrus is bringing that smut, half naked for halloween, even though she’s always naked, so often it’s boring and all I can see is teeth, and not because of Vagina Dentata, but because of her teeth…bigger than the horse Billy Ray rode into Nashville on before releasing Achy Breaky and creating a legacy in slutty trashy bratty disney kids…like Miley…

Her on Halloween is less slutty than her on all days she posts to social media, cuz that whole being half naked thing does good things for her in terms of marketing.

The guy she is with isn’t a gay bestie, despite looking like a pit boy at the circuit parties with his shirt off….he is some popstar child star from Australia from about a decade ago. He was doing some bootleg Bieber shit at 12 years old on youtube and the Pedos in American entertainment scooped him up and made him a thing…that never fully broke….but he did fuck Gigi Hadid for 2 years before she was “famous” for doing nothing….

So now at 22, his whole life ahead of him, he chooses to stick his dick in a weathered and played out Miley. It must be a business move, you know to get him that celebrity he wanted from 12…but that never fully worked out…until now that he’s landed a super famous bitch to do all the press he needs to revive those fans that forgot him.

Be that rebound this bitch uses to make her ex husband Liam Hemsworth jealous as he fucks Sydney Sweeney in montreal – where they are both filming…after she already tried the rebound thing with Brody Jenner’s hooker fake wife, but I think that was more about helping a homie get a better deal out of MTV for Season 2 of The Hills…

All I know, is that I’ve been doing this celeb thing too long, I should know none of this, but spit it all off like it is fact, when I genuinely don’t care…I blame the internet…

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I wonder if Miley Cyrus is on PreP while she’s out fucking all these queers.

The unstable, identity crisis, loves getting her pussy filled to fill the void in her soul from being some fucking puppet has a new boyfriend, who happens to be a homosexual, that I assume she’s helping do publicity for, cuz her co-sign makes people notice you…she did it with Brody Jenner’s wife before she re-negotiated The Hills season 2 contract to get her a bigger payout…the pussy eater who helps you better monetize.

I don’t hate Miley or her dumb looking, inbred looking face.

I actually like how the sperm of a trashy one hit wonder singer and the egg of a cocktail waitress with a dream a one hit wonder could bring her…turned out. You know cuz he gave her more than just the tip, it just started with the tip then it became full fledged penetration with creampies that made Miley…because averagely hot Miley is now a huge fucking star and part of her angle is being sexual and half naked which trickles down to her fans and leaves us with all kinds of pussy on the internet to stare at.

So she’s good for something…I guess…

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Miley Cyrus has the weirdest fitness cameltoe going on, I guess girl can’t help but post an image of herself, even a basic selfie to keep her personal Miley Cyrus brand alive when the world is talking about her and her divorce….

She does it while helping her friend Brody Jenner and his non-wife negotiate their The Hills Season 2 contract by giving them some hype, cuz they are all the same connected kids in the same connected scene doing the same connected shit, to amplify their whole connected lives so that they all cash in on their own hype….and I guess she’s also helping that Cody Simpson, who was GIGI HADID’s first boyfriend, cuz these idiots are all connected, because he’s her new boyfriend…cuz when divorce happens at 25, thanks to being some dumb idiot kid who gets married at 23, you’ve got no choice but to fuck everyone she fucking can…

Nothing overly interesting here…but her body looks fit and in a world of that, we like that..and really the younger generation isn’t as fat as the current generation, they are the TikTok kids and seem more fit than you’d expect them to be, they have an internet life to live and must stay hotter than their fat pig moms…you see it all the time…so there is hope for a better tomorrow…at least in terms of less fat chicks, not so much in terms of the general state of humanity, unless you’re like me and eager for an apocalypse / alien invasion…

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Miley Cyrus is at a 3,000 dollar a night hotel that I am sure she didn’t pay for, but if she did, it doesn’t really matter how much it is, thanks to being richer than fucking god from Disney and her coming of age, coming out, amateur porno tour that brought us things like white mainstream girls twerking, and a whole lot of tits out, pussy out, bisexuality…

I don’t know how much the MILEY EMPIRE makes in a year, but I am sure it probably around 3,000 dollars an hour, every hour, of everday in a year, which works out to be something like 30 million a year…and I don’t think it actually matters, what matters is that she’s bringing her confused sexual identity to this wonderful setting to show off her aging ass, and dopey face like you’d expect her to do….

She’s way too tame even with the whole marriage and divorce and lesbian rebound thing….cuz thee only version of MILEY Worth bothering with was the one who played up being a “weirdo” by being as weird as possible which was pretty fucking lame but more interesting than this basic instagram bitch bikini shit…

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Miley Cyrus is now a lesbian, because it almost helps push whatever bullshit agenda she is trying to push whatever agenda she’s trying to push….doing this whole lesbian thing…

I assume the real objective is to add some clout to her “girlfriends” social media accounts, so that her thirsty fame hungry, fame fucker that got fake married to Brody Jenner for attnetion, to closer to a Kardashian, to climb that virtual ladder cuz half nudes weren’t cutting it….because Miley being a dyke, based on her voice, her silly antics, her last tour with all her TUMBLR style nudes, is just trying to find substance in her vain as fuck, lonely, celeb life…

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MILEY CYRUS hooking up with Brody Jenner’s fake wife, who doesn’t need to be named because she is clearly a just social climbing dick sucking whore who manipulated Brody Jenner long enough to end up on the reboot of The Hills and is now sucking Miley’s gender fluid dick on a boat in Italy..

We knew Miley was splitting with her dude about a month ago, reported it here for you to ignore and wait for TMZ or DailyMail to put it up as fact, you know the official announcement that you idiots don’t realize people in LA who hate other people in LA feed me stories all the fucking time…like an under the radar spy motherfucker..without ever caring or wanting to be that…

We also knew Miley does all she can to make noise and get noticed, she’s banged chicks in the past and it worked out for her, she’s also showed us all her pussy hole pretty consistently that we get how she does her marketing…and girl on girl in some luxury place is such a basic tactic it makes jacking off to it less inspired than it would be if you were say hiding in a closet in their yacht watching this go down…

We know Miley is fresh off the presses for being single, paparazzi are on her dick, this is just a way to make a story and laugh about it at night, I doubt they actually squirt in each other’s faces like real dykes…but even if they do…it comes from a bullshit place since these people have no souls…

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Here is her sister Noah flashing her tit…

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