I’ve been RUMOR MILLING that Miley Cyrus is pregnant because she didn’t smoke weed on 420, despite for at least a period of paving the way for the Bella Thornes of the Disney world, Orlando what up….was a heavy weed smoker…then she didn’t protest, despite being an activist and this last protest was one of those overhyped protests that people are being shamed for not being a part of the protests…when really it’s just a SELFIE opportunity…

As it turns out, she’s not FULLY disgustingly pregnant yet, but she is doughier than she used to be, hence the walking, probably from not dancing…but last I checked you don’t carry your fetus in your inner thighs…but anything is possible when you’re a fucking inbred hick…

“Cletus my Uterine Is in my Thigh, that’s where my babies crawl out of my cooter from”…

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Miley Cyrus tried to trash herself up with some gutter trailer park haircut that you’d find on fat diabetics in motorized shopping carts at your local Walmart due to diabetic foot…only she’s not all fat…just her haircut is…you fat, given up on life, collects cat figurines, you know what I mean…

She is still Miley Cyrus and we have seen her pussy, like full pussy, sticking it’s twerking tongue out at us at least a dozen times, so she’s a friend of ours…not a very good friend because she doesn’t give me money, which is what you’d want out of a friend like Miley, but pussy is currency so it counts…

I do find her body hot, I don’t know why, maybe because it is female, whether it identifies as female or not, and her whole bullshit phoney fake as fuck act doesn’t bother me despite being annoying, I embrace that rich kids have no soul or concept of cool and any attempt at cool is going to be forced and fucking lame….but if it’s naked forced and lame it all balances out…

So here’s to that fat dyke hair….and bikini…

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Seeing myself in a bikini for the first time since quarantini ….. @noahcyrus new EP out now! ##EndOfEverything

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Here is her sister NOAH being gay with her friend in panties

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Braless Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Cody Simpson look like they are on their way to the town aryan brotherhood meeting during the California stay home order….is the FBI parked outside their compound with negotiators ready to get to the bottom of their arms reserves…on some WACO shit….

It would make sense because Miley and her dad have enslaved a few black people in their money making schemes over the last 5 years, like good Southern Folk who have a plantation to tend to, only their plantation is music….Mike Will Made It….Old Town Road…they are culture vulture hicks and they are winning.

On 420, Miley announced not smoking weed, the world assumed she was pregnant, but based on these pics, it looks like she’s just committed to her inner lesbian that is a legit lesbian…it’s had sex with girls for publicity and to prove how open, inclusive, edgy she is.

It’s text book Disney produced puppetry….but there may be a fetish in this somewhere!

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Miley Cyrus brought her nipple to instagram.

Surprisingly, a lot of people find her fucking ugly, but I happen to think is pretty hot. Mullet or not, I am sold on her hustle, even if it is calculated bullshit clickbait exhibitionism. I like the impact it has had on the people who grew up watching her. Nothing wrong with countless girls getting nude. I just hate her voice.

Well, she brought her tits back to instagram, in a carousel post, making it one of those “Scavenger hunt” style posts, on some “Where’s Waldo” level. You have to dig through her content to find the nipple BUT IT IS THERE.

I am sure it is not to avoid being deleted by instagram, she is Miley Cyrus and can do no wrong.

Plus she’s Disney Approved / created and I assume the evil and powerful empire that owns the entire MEDIA landscape, is probably one of Facebook’s biggest shareholders, so that they can control things….but Facebook / Instagram is so inconsistent with their TITTY policing, but we know they’d never dare delete a MILEY post, she’s too powerful of a star to not give “Carte Blanche” to….cuz when you’re rich and connected, you do whatever the fuck you want…and we should consider what she does amazing because she doesn’t need to put her tits out there on the regular, she’d sell out shows and make the money she makes without the tits. She does it for her own perv shit and I appreciate it.

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Miley Cyrus rocked a nip slip as a fashion accessory because she’s edgy. Playing that whole “I am so not Disney”, when she’s fucking Disney and nip slips are just what the mainstream does in their spare time…because we’re all sex and nudity positive except when the sex and nudity is on a site called DrunkenStepfather where they consider it porn.

The best thing about these pics is that Miley posted them to her instagram, where they got over 1,000,000 likes, despite being a fucking nipple, something facebook has deleted some of my accounts for much less, but I guess in a get with the program and get with the time of titties get hits, which they’ve always known, they figure let Miley who is super famous and good for business keep her tits up, because she get preferential treatment and her softcore porn is important to the platform.

I have a very specific opinion of nudity on the internet, I started this site as an activist or protest to the sites that were out there that didn’t post nudity that was being put out on the internet, unless it was a porn site, and I faced backlash, I forfeited making real money and building a real media company, all to post fucking nips, because I felt it was important, and worth more than getting paid out with a fluffy celebrity site calling all these whores “babes” and “amazing” like some fan boy fuck that I am not….so in being one of the early, non-porn sites to post nudity, getting rejected from ad networks, from google, from facebook, from all the big companies just became standard fucking practice and now that nudity is all people care about, and how you get pageviews…it’s like the last 15 years of marginalizing sites with nudity never happened…not to mention…I am still marginalized as a porn site with limited options for advertising….despite INSTAGRAM posting the fucking nip pics….and it’s all good.

The whole thing is just what I am used to and what I know..but I shame my fist at my computer everytime I see the hypocrisy….then I shake my fist at myself for not playing the system better.

ALL THIS TO SAY…I find Miley and her nips hot. I buy into her hustle.

THIS IS HOW SHE DRESSES IN NYC IN FEBRUARY…..

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Miley’s hair reminds me of the Vandals song “I Got an Ape Drape” that I listened to back in the 90s, when Mullets were out of style and only for white trash….

I am from Canada where every early 90s motherfucker had a mullet….we called it Hockey Hair..

So to me they’ve always been a bold and cool and amazing fashion statement…

It’s just unfortunate that early 90s white trash is the style of today’s hip and cool. It’s the mainstream. Even DISNEY kids are rocking it.

It takes out the fun in people actually still rocking the mullet.

It becomes Miley Cyrus lesbian nonsense ironic haircut…that 1,000,000 girls have since got….

It is like making fun of the beauty that is a person with a pure mullet because they think it looks good, or makes them look fast, dangerous, edgy, like they’ll wrestle lawn furniture or shoot squirrels in the trailer part for dinner…

But I guess she’s got the birth right to the Mullet…cuz her dad was king mullet….so she was raised into the mullet and keeping that alive…

I still find her hot.

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Miley Cyrus, who is now fucking a bootleg Justin Bieber that she is so in love with, because this bitch fills her pussy up on a consistent basis with whatever is around because she’s a fucking weirdo rich kid turned celebrity and fucking is fun…

Well, she’s back to her old, true Miley ways, with some INSTAGRAM exhibitionism the way ZUCKERBERG likes it, but pretends he doesn’t like it, because he’s a publicly traded company and can’t admit to being a celebrity porn site, even though he’s a celebrity porn site cuz celebs like being slutty.

I am all for Miley titties being out and about the way they are meant to be. I think one of the most important moves she made in her career was deciding to be a nudist, but then again I am a pervert and feel closer to the pop star knowing what her pussy looks like. I don’t need mystery…I need labia….this is not labia…it’s not even really tits…but it’s topless good enough.

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