The fact that I wasn’t invited to the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…after all the good I do for the brand and more importantly the girls in it…from following their every fucking move like some kind of creepy pervert who cares way too much about them….was a bit of a slap in the face…reminding me that blogging…at least this kind of blogging…even if I am 10 years deep into it…is some amateur hour shit…

I gotta go mainstream….

Here are some pics of the infomercial I missed the taping off…which is probably a good thing…cuz no one wants a chronic masturbating homeless looking guy front row of any of their events….so I’ll just stick to the spray on hair and food dehydrator infomercials…I have yet to jerk off to…cuz I never got that desperate.

Featuring the same half naked cast of characters…Ambrosio, Swanepoel, Lima, Kroes, Rihanna, Kerr, Heatherton, etc…..

Here is NY Daily News Backstage…..talking to some of the models…..because they are a real media outlet and I am not….

Here is CBS talking to the girls backstage cuz they are a real media outlet….and I am not…

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I fucking Hate Victoria’s Secret…..They Have Me Trapped of the Day

They hire hot fucking pussy, don’t use them to their full potential like WHOEVER SHOT THESE CANDICE SWANEPOEL NUDES FOR A MAGAZINE ….

They overpay, give egos to girls willing to get naked for virtually nothing, they ruin it for the rest of us, and their campaigns aren’t creative or interesting, always the fucking same on fucking repeat….but they still get bitches like Candice Swanepoel, Magdalena Frackowiak, Elyse Taylor and Behati Prinsloo half naked….flaunting their hot model asses….in video…and I just can’t ignore it…

They are geniuses. That’s why they make billions. Even if their marketing is so fucking obvious. It works…..even I wanna buy these things and I hate these motherfuckers….but love the pussy they choose….

They should be paying me for this, but that’s the scam…they know they don’t have to…Fuckers.

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I will never understand why the genius marketing team at Victoria’s Secret that isn’t genius at all….they just get dumb, but real hot, bitches in their underwear and people pay attention…..obviously….decided to give these hot but dumb half naked models a platform to voice their opinions when the whole point of them is to be fantasy our wives aren’t…not regular girls who happen to be half naked and who happen to make me hate them more and more everytime they talk……

But as a sucker….I will post the shit, cuz it’s easy content, even though they should be paying me for this….I can not be bought with half naked bitches oh right…I can….

Here’s a video on love…cuz that’s exactly what you want half naked models you jrk off to talking about…

And now the behind the scenes of their photoshoot…

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The most exciting news I’ve heard is about this BIKINI CLAD MODEL NAMED KYLE BISUTTI who was cast to be a Victoria’s Secret Angel….every slut’s dream…only to decide it isn’t in line with her Christian ideals and her recent marriage …because let’s face it Christians are crazy and don’t grasp that whole “the damage is done” theory that bitch is living the good life cuz of her sinning by being a temptress to other Christians by getting half naked…but since Jesus forgives it’s ok…bullshit…

The fact that they are out promoting for Valentine’s Day, their second biggest event behind Christmas, cuz husbands everywhere are trying or hoping to make their wives look and feel sexy in order to get laid for once…it’s way better than listening to them cry about period pains or how tired they are from cleaning up after the kids….bullshit…

The sad truth is that Victoria’s Secret made 9 Billion dollars in Sales last year…and we’re all the suckers who paid them…all cuz they manipulate us with hot pussy. Insane.

Here are some videos of Kyle Bisutti – Who has said after asked how she can be all religious after pretty much telling the world she was a whore….”I was growing in my relationship with my lord and the faith and became convicted to honor my husband with my body”….what a cunt….

Here she is in FHM for Christ her Lord and Savior….

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Why do these fuckers at Victoria’s Secret gotta fuck with me like this…they got me by the fucking balls fuck…I hate their corporate monster ways…I hate endorsing their campaigns for free…all because there are hot bitches in bikinis seducing me….it’s such an easy marketing hustle…get hot pussy, make them celebs so people care about them, get them half naked often so people keep talking about them…and it makes me hate myself as much as I like looking at the half naked bitches…

So here’s Some teaser….half a million people have already seen…

Here’s Some Candice….straight from South Africa reminding us to cum in africa but never let africa cum in you…..HIV rules of wisdom…

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Watching these vapid cunts talking about their useless fucking new years resolutions that are about as vapid as you’d expect them to be before reading scripted bullshit about their panties….is some marketing fail….because we don’t want to see or hear these cunts talk…we want to see and hear their cunts talk…as they walk around half naked in video and picture…the second they open their mouths….unphotoshopped…you realize how unattractive model bitches actually are…it’s all smoke and mirrors motherfuckers and here is the proof that the fantasy that is Victoria’s Secret…is just shitty fantasy….but I’m promoting them anyway…and have no idea why….oh right…cuz I hate them.

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Tis the fucking Season….to watch models showing some cleavage because they are contractually obliged to by the big corporate monster that owns them and that produces shitty content with them that I can’t help but re-post because I’m a fucking sucker for stupid viral video ideas that should fail because they are so obvious but don’t because they feature hot models instead of fat lonely men in masks….

That said….I was just talking to the Victoria’s Secret social media person and she rejected my request to have the models personally wish me a merry xmas….by sitting on my lap while I massage their tits…and I don’t know whether to be happy she answered…or made she said no….I just know I get no fucking love, even though I have more visits to the site than How to Make it in America had to their shitty show….bastards.

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I fucking hate Victoria’s Secret. In fact I am convinced that her secret is the she’s actually a he, who like my first internet girlfriend was using me to make money, by sending me nude pics of some other cunt, that I thought was her cunt, that turned out to be his cunt.

It is a money making machine, likely linked to satan, and as much as I want to like the dumb bitches with small tits who they make look like they have big tits, I can’t stomach their idiotic answers to idiotic questions….I TWEETED THE EXPERIENCE if you want a more in depth look at the informercial it is that I hate….

Or you could just watch it on youtube and masturbate like a 10 year old with no porn access that you probably are….

Part 1

Part 2

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