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2018

21

Dec

Barbara Palvin Slutty Photoshoot for Issue Magazine of the Day

Barbara Palvin is in some photoshoot for some bullshit you probably shouldn’t care about because it doesn’t matter, she doesn’t matter, her comeback doesn’t matter, the fact she is dating one of the dudes from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody shouldn’t matter, because all I see is an Eastern European who was destined to be a sex worker get pulled out of her fated life, and turned into some kind of half naked promo model celeb from a billion dollar brand, where she gets to date famous people who will eventually drop a baby in her, and none of that is anywhere near where I want her to be as a sex worker…you know desperately trying to find some dick to suck to get off the streets for a few hours…it’s cold and damp on the mean streets of Hungary and she’s hungry….but instead…she’s rich as fuck….and not even that great.

In terms of this shoot, the highlight pic is the bottom one – where you can zoom in and out of her cunt in black panties. Hot.

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2018

21

Dec

Britney Spears is a Latex Goddess of the Day

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Britney Spears is amazing, and even when pushing 40, she’s got a rocking around the christmas tree body, in a tight latex dress that you’d like to cum on, because it is a fetish, with her tits squeezing out all over the place, as she runs off some medicated brain washed script to keep you thinking she’s ok…but is really screaming for help from the prison they’ve got her in…we just haven’t quite broke the code to work through what it is she’s trying to tell us. Maybe she is blinking in Morse Code, maybe every third word is her saying “My parents have me in a trap and are using me to maintain their lifestyles since I still earn and they all rely on me to eat, those fucking monsters”….but whatever is is that is going on here…it’s hot.

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2018

21

Dec

Cambrie and Faith Schroder Sister Erotica of the Day

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Cambrie and Faith coming in hot with the sister incest erotica.

Nothing says Christmas and Holidays like sister on sister, dick on dick incest shit….

You know her dad is into this, Silver Spoons…..

Do what you gotta do to get noticed on that internet machine – even if it crosses the line because everyone knows the number one category in porno is Incest porno and has been for decades cuz you’re all fucking weird….

These girls, like so many girl on girl, sister on sister before them….know what they gotta do to get hits…and for that…we commend them

Good work!

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2018

21

Dec

Ksenia Naked Model of the Day

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Her name is Ksenia…These are her nipples….Because it is Christmas….

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2018

21

Dec

Miss Bum Bum for Xmas and Other Videos of the Day

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Christmas Dreams

Birthday Assholes

Car Sends Man in a Shop

Teen Fakes Insanity

Angry Mom

Driving Fail

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2018

21

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Talking to a dude about how he fingers himself on roller coasters, with him saying when you hit those drops and turns you can go deep… one of those “I wish my fingers were longer” situation….Is hard to feel like you’re not a queer…in this bro world where every dude is a queer world….

INTACTIVIST!! Ready to restore my foreskin because having it violently cut off a baby-me is the reason I am a failure and obese…I eat my way through the PTSD…I now know what NAM survivors feel…..

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2018

20

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It may be the Christmas Season. The time of joy and happiness, goodwill towards man…even hope for a better tomorrow….a time for you to connect with Jesus you Christians…and spend time with family and friends…reconnecting with each other…spoiling each other…eating together….but as an outsider who only interacts with society on social media…It’s so hard to celebrate humanity….and togetherness cuz you’re all a bunch of stupid fucks.

I did go to the liquor store today though, sometimes we need to leave the house, and all I found was a fucking lineup of people scrambling to get gifts for all their bullshit holiday time…and it’s not even fucking Christmas yet…still one day of work to go…relax you fucks…and focus on what is important…not the tree, the gifts, the time together…but the nudes…ask yourself How many nudes do you have on your phone
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Mixed Race Girls – The Compilation
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Some Felicity Jones Slut
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2018

20

Dec

Heather Graham Just Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day

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Heather Graham just posted this doughy looking bikini pic from earlier in the year, a little TBT, showcasing her big tits, cuz she’s roller girl, and her big stomach cuz she’s in her 40s, but still roller girl….and I am a fan of her and her lack of fitness decision making….you know looking her age but still shameless with the tits she knows are great tits the way a girl should be…

I guess she’s feeling down and out, maybe a little insecure, who knows….thirsty for likes and follows…some press…some attention cuz all women are the same…eager to get jerked off to at any age….and when they feel down and out…this is how the behave to fill their emptiness…it’s a good problem to have as a spectator of all women..

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2018

20

Dec

Selena Gomez Sports Bra Tight Leggings of the Day

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I guess Selena Gomez was allowed out of her padded room to take on some fitness, you know a casual hike with 40 of her handlers that are hired to keep her away from the Opiates or really anything she can kill herself with, because like Demi Lovato before her, she’ll angle her mental illness caused by being sold to the industry by her mother, as something she is not responsible for…it’s not a mind over matter thing when you’re a lazy mind thanks to having everything given to you all these years…you spoiled fuck….or maybe she can exploit LUPUS that forced her to buy a Kidney from one of her groupies who wanted to an acting career and though Selena Kidney Donor was the way to do it, these people so obsessed with fame they are willing to literally cut out organs to help a vapid psychopath who doesn’t give a fuck about them, because she can’t give a fuck about them, she’s so self involved there’s no way to factor in other people, unless it is to manipulate them into giving her organs…their organs…for her survival..

Well…Mentally Unstable Selena Gomez Doing Fitness with her Fake Tits and Kidney Transplant Scar…dealing with the hardships of being rich enough to retire a few times over….in a Poor Selena Gomez with that Terminal disease….that no one really sympathizes with since she’s fucking won at life and is pretty much done all she needs to do and ready to die off and open some opportunity for other people wanting her fame without being giant whiners about it….

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2018

20

Dec

Gabby Epstein Still Topless of the Day

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I heard Gabby Epstein and every other girl on instagram trying to be hotter than they are – is getting fat sucked out of their stomach, injected in their asses, so they have that Kardashian waist to hip ratio, despite the Kardashians being dudes…they also get their faces filled with fucking plastics, while promoting the end of single Use plastics to save the oceans as an angle in their stupid fucking storylines that are all the same, zero inspiring, with content that is interchangeable….

But the scam works, they make a living, more than a bartender or bottle service girl they were destined to be, and they get to travel the world and do cool shit to document on their feed for perverts and people who can’t fake their IG numbers to get free trips as well as these ones do…

I don’t find this one hot, weird face, but it’s a girl doing travel content like she’s in SI and will likely end up in SI cuz they are trying to stay alive using the IG girls out there….

And really how can we hate travel content that’s got vagina definition and that is slutty as fuck when pretending to not be slutty….bikini pics all day motherfuckers I’m ready to look at it…

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