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2018

17

Apr

Sarah Hyland Twisting Her Nipples of the Day

Sarah Hyland is tweaking her tits…

I am not a Sarah Hyland fan, she creeps me out, looks deformed or genetically altered through a hormone treatment that kept her young looking to keep her working as a child star, all stunted and now retarded looking…or maybe she has a disease….

I never watched the Modern Family show, not even for Vergara tits…But yet I watch her slowly finding her sex appeal, maybe she lost her virginity, promoting her tits in like an empowered feminist…tweaking her tits to show how silly she is thanks to people having direct access to her fans through social media…

Weird times…imagine a top celebs of the past doing this….crazy.

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2018

17

Apr

Rita Ora Cherry Popper Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora is the popstar who never was, but who keeps trying, really fucking hard from every single angle possible, and who may have finally made it now that she’s partnered up with a kid from One Direction, you know leverage the real fame, piggy back it, or let it piggy back you sexually, and eventually people will listen…THEY WILL LISTEN!!

She is still putting out slutty content, you gotta build off what you’ve built off of…and keep building….because you only got one chance….leverage….

She has fucked a Kardashian….She has fucked Calvin Harris…She has used tits to get where she had to go and she has already got way further than expected.

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2018

17

Apr

Flavia Lucini is Amazing of the Day

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Flavia Lucini is some other model who has done VICTORIA’s SEcret back in 2012…yes she still EXISTs..and is amazing…

I want to do wonderful things with her…like sing her love somgs….give her feet massages after she has a long day of shopping…rub her down in hot oil and wrestle her in my basement for my friends to wager on and watch…she’s magical and deserves the best kind of love story….and there is no love story without cages in basements….

I am the one who should give it to her…but she seems like she’s into rich guys….but who doesn’t….but maybe the failed Victoria’s Secret model has hit her ego hard and she is desperate for anything she can get…for being told she’s hot, having ataste of being the hottest according to mainstream ideals, only to not maintain….sadness comes in all forms….

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2018

17

Apr

Marine Dandoy Nude Model of the Day

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Marine Dandoy is the nude model of the day, or at least until I see another nude model, in this era of nude models being everywhere, I am as flimsy with my loyalty to one nude model, just inconsistent and ADD because there are so many options, it’s like watching my wife at an all you can eat buffet struggling, and really it applies to everyone, including these nude models, who for the most part are not so loyal to their rich boyfriends they are trying to exploit to next level their careers, always ready to date-upwards something that they can call ambitious, that I call shameless whoring, but that if a man was to do it, would be called sexual assault…

I don’t know shit about MARINE DANDOY but she doesn’t have many instagram followers and she should…

Here are some of her nupples..

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2018

17

Apr

Sarah Stephens Titty Model of the Day

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Sarah Stephens is a hot big titty Instagram Model who is trying to be film and TV actor…because why the fuck wouldn’t she take these tits to the silver screen, her name in lights…has an agent and everything…

She was a lingerie model doing low level lingerie modeling….and look at her now…doing topless modeling to keep getting attention on herself…but she’s got these big fucking tits…and should be fucking celebrated…because tits are so magical…especially when big…

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2018

17

Apr

Bella Thorne Pussy Dance of the Day

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Bella Thorne is annoying and here’s her pussy dance…to distract you from how annoying she is…

The Disney Kid, who leveraged her Disney Kid fame, that she can thank her estranged mother who prostituted her to the media and execs at Disney for setting her up with a future of success of being a clickbait, social media, half naked, vine star without VINE, despite being what all the Vine Stars aspired to be, Disney Kids, and she’s created a small little empire based on that alone..

It’s the social media star who posts slutty content – who was already a maintream star and was able to use that to be the social media star – and who still get mainstream jobs like a mainstream star – despite being a social media star – the lesser quality if star…

The whole thing is weird, but she wore a see through outfit to Coachella and I’m ok with that..

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2018

17

Apr

Alexis Ren Bolt On Tits of the Day

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Alexis Ren and her bolt on tits, were probably at Coachella, doing Coachella things, likely paid by brands, trying to buy their cool factor on the social media where they struggle to be compelling, but where half naked girls in bikinis remain compelling, with massive audiences, because they are the foreplay to porn..

You scroll that insta feed, half naked bodies sprawled out everywhere, building you up to the “I should go jerk off now”….or “I’ll jerk off when i get home, I can’t do it in the coffee shop, they’ll kick me out like I was those black dudes”…

Because everything is tits and ass…pop porn…with little more to it…like this girl has no substance, besides the substance in her tits, and people are paying her money…it’s nutty…

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2018

17

Apr

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

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Bella Hadid is just trying to live her best life..

She’s clearly some identity crisis weirdo with who has a complex…and you would be too if you grew up looking like the ugly mess that she is, surrounded by a vapid model mother who was in denial about how ugly her troll daughter looked, and a father who fucked all the models, mainly low level sugar babies, who are actually hookers, but have modeling agencies not escort agencies….because they are classy….

Only thanks to marketing, and the lie that is the internet, and idiot people at brands, she’s managed, even with that ugly face, to be relevant…an actual hired model, getting paid for her social media campaigns like an actual model, despite not really doing anything, or being that hot…

So of course, she’d post a topless pic, showing off the fake tits on instagram..why wouldn’t she….it’s a celebration of her multiple wins that are thanks to a lazy public who have no idea what is good or bad, hot or not, they just know what they are told.

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2018

17

Apr

Aubrey O’Day is Nude of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is nude because of course she is…she’s got the interest of the people again and that’s so important to a fame whore who loves attention and who doesn’t want to admit that she was barely a one hit wonder thanks to fucking Diddy, his reality show…and slowly getting fat when Danity Kane expired…because despite being the only one in Danity Kane you remember, you racist, this fake titty trashcan wanted more….she even dated one of the Jersey Shore dudes before his comeback tour to try to get it..despite having gone black for so many years…she moved her way back into the scene via GUIDO..

Point being…she’s showing off her floaters she’s always had in her pool, the floaties that we want to see, despite not caring about Aubrey O’Day or the fact that plastic surgery is less invasive and she can look like a bigger porno whore than she used to…

I’m just surprised this nude pic isn’t gaping asshole…you know as she angles Don Jr Trump Jr to help her in her quest to be the next Stormy Daniels…

I am a fan…and you should be too…she’s an American hero…

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2018

17

Apr

Iggy Azalea Cultural Appropriation Titties of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is on the hustle to remind you that white girls may not be able to rap, but if they get a fake enough ass and a bullshit backstory, she can sure as hell pretend that she can rap, and thanks to the moron population they believe it, buy into it, go to her show and give her lots of money to pay for more Ass injections…so that she can keep up her lie…and keep the black guys interested in her…because with them she can have even more legitimacy…as an Australian actress on some Margot Robbie shit, doing this Iggy Azalea character and taking it to whatever top she’s the top off…

It’s not hot to me, it’s terrifying, but it’s what all the instagram girls are looking like…jacked the fuck up.