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2018

23

Mar

Isabella Rose Giannulli See Through of the Day

Isabella Rose Giannulli is the product of Aunt Becky Lori Loughlin and Mossimo from the shitty Walmart brand that made billions of dollars – Mossimo…

She’s doing the whole instagram model thing, you know being on trend in her see through top, showing off her 19 year old rich kid from LA tits…

She even calls herself BELLA, like all the other BELLAs because BELLA is trendy when you’re 19….as is taking off your fucking clothes for social media attention and fame…

I feel like she’s been doing the youtube thing for a while, but maybe that’s her sister, I know that Lori Loughlin had a social media hustling for fame daughter, and I guess it could be this one, but their could be more – I am too lazy to google…

I am just happy that rich kids from LA get what is important in the world, taking the pornostar approach to attention and celebrity…

Don’t do meaningful things, don’t have depth, don’t use your riches to get educated and inspire or make a difference…use it to go on vacation for the insta pics that will eventually get you paid..

And their vapid parents encourage it, because they are just as shameless as the kids are, and want to help all they can to make their dreams come true…

Weird times…

$Isabella Ros Giannulli in a see through black shirt and red latex pants$

Here’s some action from her social media – that I guess isn’t that bad…considering what other girls are doing, she’s clearly even at 187k followers, just starting out….and getting ready for titties and bikinis everywhere…

Posted in:Isabella Rose Giannulli|SFW

2018

23

Mar

Katharine McPhee in a Bra of the Day

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Katharine McPhee just got some huge news today – that Viagra reduces the development of Colon Cancer by 50 percent, while Colon cancer is one of the leading cancers killing men over 70 years old, which is the age of her boyfriend, who I assume she’s trying to keep alive until she can marry, or leverage to more success in her music career, maybe a creative collaboration on par with his other work, like “You’re the Inspiration” with Peter Cetera or all the other shit he’s done to make the billion dollars in music that he’s made…

Because she’s out celebrating with her titties out! Titties that unlike her reconstructed vaginal plasty vagina we’ve unfortunately seen in leaked nudes and that I can’t post but that I am sure you can google.

I mean…who fucking cares about Katharine McPhee…really…

Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW

2018

23

Mar

Katee Sackhoff Hospital Selfie of the Day

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I watched the entire series of Longmire…

I even set up a PETITION that 40 of you signed CLICK HERE …WHAT A WIN…

I probably should have promoted it on a Longmore group on facebook or something, not to you assholes…

In efforts to get a Season 7, now that Katee Sackhoff who you nerds probably like or love thanks to Battlestar Gallactica, something I’ve never seen…plays the big girl deputy on the show and she’s pretty likeable…

I am a little more into her hospital selfies….because of the hidden, not so hidden surprise, even if big titties are more of what you’d want to see of hers…

Posted in:Katee Sackhoff|SFW

2018

23

Mar

Brianna Stone’s Nude Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know who Brianna Stone is, but I wonder why she’s not more famous, because she’s got massive tits on her tiny frame, and should be fucking famous…

I came across her instagram randomly, apparently I follow her, and I understand why I follow her, she’s fucking amazing, because she’s got massive tits on a tiny frame…

I just don’t understand why she hasn’t gone viral, why she hasn’t got more followers, why she isn’t the next Em Rat Cow, since she’s actually hot…

Does she have a boyfriend who cockblocks her window of opportunity because he doesn’t like her slutty pics…and she’s so in love she’s willing to throw it all away for him…

Or does she not hustle hard enough…

I DON’T have the answers…but I do have some of her topless pics…she’s great.

I don’t know much – but I know one thing – I can make her famous…she should email me.

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2018

23

Mar

Lana Del Rey Booty of the Day

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I don’t think Lana Del Rey works out…

I do think she’s a strategic rich kid who played tormented at the time that kids needed a tormented person to look up to….

When really her billionaire dad just threw money at a music producer who came up with a strategy or a sound that would best utilize her inability to actually sing….

But that doesn’t mean I think her music is shite, or that she doesn’t deserve the fame and fortune she’s made, I mean I am happy to see someone like her succeed over that cunt Taylor Swift or the devil incarnate KATY PERRY….I think it’s great to have some variety in pop trash….

It just means that she should probably work out….a 30 year old ass shouldn’t look this bad in jeans…and it’s not like she doesn’t have down time, probably all the time….that could be used working out…she lives on the fucking beach you know….get it together woman.

Posted in:Lana Del Rey|SFW

2018

23

Mar

Rachel Haris and Her Friends in Miami for Music Week of the Day

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I would say my favorite instagram account I follow is a model and artist named Rachel Harris, who I think you should follow CLICK HERE ….because she’s hot, fun, hangs with hot girls, and goes to all the trendy and cool events, because they are current and with it and down with the cool, on trend, on brand, on the internet….where they all look pretty hot…doing whatever it is that they do…

There’s a music festival in Miami, that’s really fucking commercial, which is funny to me, because I used to go to Raves in the 90s due to my alcoholism and remember when “Winter Music Festival” now ULTRA music festival started to be known and it was a bunch of crackhead DJs with a bunch of crackhead party kids, while now it’s like Coachella, or Burning Man, or SXSW, or Art Basel, where everyone MUST attend, where McDonald’s probably hands out burgers, where Marketers are cashing in, and where all the instagrammers take selfies since no one has an actual job, but need to put it on their social media, so the people know they matter…or that they go places that matter and do things….while just being themselves…

The reality is that Rachel Harris can do no wrong, because when you’re as hot as her, you can go to all the lame commercial events, with all the OTHER lame people, but you stand out as the fucking star…you know since she’s a star…right….RIGHT..

These girls…are a wild time….

Posted in:Rachel Harris|SFW|Videos

2018

23

Mar

That Dude Lea Michele Tries to Be Sexy of the Day

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That Dude Lea Michele and her hard man face squeezed into another one piece bathing suit because it’s hard to tuck your cock into your belly button when in a skimpy string bikini….you need that extra fabric to cover it – especially when you have a massive cock like Lea Michele…

I’ve gone over this, nothing new here…but the new bathing suit pics themselves…which aren’t that hot or exciting or interesting and really if you have a Lea Michele fetish, you’re a homo.

That’s about all I got to say….

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

23

Mar

Ana-Maria Ilinca is Hot of the Day

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Ana-Maria Ilinca is some instagram model who isn’t that famous on instagram…but who is more clever than instagram and working all the other social networks where she can get people to subscribe to her nude photo feed because either she thinks she’s hot and that people will pay to see her naked, or she realizes that dudes are perverts and would pay to see girls naked, but can pretend she’s an artist and not a sex worker….because whatever the reason, it’s safe to say, it’s her attempt to mooch off the internet by exploiting herself so that she doesn’t have to get a job of her own…an actual job and can go through life pretending she’s a model / artist that people are into and really it doesn’t take that many dudes to get you to that minimum wage level…

Good hustle, good strategy, there aren’t enough nude chicks in this world…

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2018

23

Mar

Trump’s Mistress Karen McDougal Naked Pics of the Day

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Karen McDougal is a “model” sex worker Trump paid because she’s a sex worker, best known for her title Playmate of the Year 1998.

1998….that was a long time ago….

Their “affair” which seems more like a business relationship started in 2007, and ended 10 months later…she tried to expose the story for money, which she got 150k for, and that got squashed to disappear, because you hire these girls, make them sign contracts and pay them off, it’s play money for the rich, but so much money to the sex worker….

Until she jumped on the get attention and exploit Trump for a sexual affair for a second wind cuz she’s washed up and old now….claiming the NDA was illegal…and now talking….

Her and her bolt on tits don’t realize that despite CNN mooching off the story for rating, neither the fans of Trump or the haters of Trump or the indifferents of Trump care…

We already know his wife is a sex worker and have no sympathy for the other sex workers he has sex with behind her back…Anyone with him, was after his celebrity and money..and clearly well paid…

So now she’s trying to mooch off that with her CNN interview…