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2017

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking behind a woman ding the yeast infection walk…she was in leggings or Yoga pants and she just carried her hot little booty and legs down the street looking like she was riding a pony….you know maybe it was a hard workout, a hemorrhoid, or some hardcore anal gangbang, you can never be too sure these days, you could tell it featured more itchy burning feelings than the other options….at least by her smell…

Yes women…I can smell your yeast infections

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Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding Looking fucking Gross
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My Snapchat Star Ana Braga Hot Gas Pump Outfit
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Scarjo Slut on a Date
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Minka Kelly Tits in a Tank Top
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Dubai Police Hoverbike…
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Lohan Says – American Women Don’t Care She Was Assaulted
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Billionaire Clooney is having a Halloween Party…
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Dakota Fanning Shitty Erotica
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Guilty Dog Ripping Up a Pillow…
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Infecting Someone With HIV in California is no longer a Felony
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Dianna Agron of the Day
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Chloe Grace in a Bikini Looking Fat
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Maitland Ward is Crazy bro
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Some David Fincher Clickbait
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Justice League Poster for the Faggots
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Julianne Hough Slutty Cameltoe
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Dianna Agron – Alright Looking
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Christina Ricci for Old Times of the Day
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World’s Fastest RC Plane
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Insect Breeder and his Terrifying Moth
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Courtney Stodden’s Wet Bikini Bottoms
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Some Swede Model
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Rosario Dawson is a Whore
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Jackie Chan Goes Undercover on Reddit
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Kate Upton Huge Tits from Who Fucking Cares When
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Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipples at the Airport
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The Voice of Everyone on the Simpson Demos her Voices
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Britney Spears Throwback Pussy Flash
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Liz Olsen Looks Like a Old Slut
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Karrueche Tran in a Swimsuit
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Real Housewife Cameltoe
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Anna Faris is Dating
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Real Housewife Got Real Big Tits at the Airport
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Tumblr AMateur Slut of the Day
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Pussy on the Chat
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Orgasm or Aneurysm
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Bolt On Tits of the Day
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Big Tits – Anal Workout
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Slutty Selfies!
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Some Pornstar Amazon Wishlists – Don’t Click the Links – They Trying to Get Commission on your Amazon Purchases
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Oiled Up Ass
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Chick in Pink Rocking the Big Tits
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Greek Chick Hot Ass
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Big Tits Stripping by the Pool
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2017

19

Oct

Ines Rau Tranny in Playboy Because Hefner is Dead and They Trying to Be Relevant of the Day

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Talk about scrambling…Playboy has put in their first tranny in the magazine, which is slow to the gate now that everyone is a fucking tranny, yet Trannies have existed since the dawn of man, you know a little behind the curve on this one, I guess not as progressive as innovative and inclusive as they want to come across being..

It’s the era of the Tranny and it took Bruce Jenner becoming a woman before the world decided it was ok and normal and should be in fashion and other things….but playboy, the porn magazine sat on the sidelines and tried to figure out how to take nudity out of the magazine for advertisers instead of pushing limits..

Now that it’s trendy, edgy or whatever they put out the tranny porn, the number selling category in porn because all these porn buyers are closet case perverts….so they jump on it…in the shittiest of shoots..

I saw these pics yesterday and didn’t even realize Ines Rau was a tranny, I just thought bitch was boring and the shoot sucked, which it does…I had no idea she was born with a cock and is playing a woman in an “everyday is halloween this is my real self – look at my tits – I still have a prostate”…

It’s all so wild and crazy…but trying to be relevant is just as crazy…at least she’s not one of those gutter blonde trailer trash sluts from the early 2000s though….an era where I’m sure HEF fucked his fair share of trannies too…rich people are weird….and visit Brazil and south east asia and other very tranny-ful places

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2017

19

Oct

Haley Baldwin’s Leather Pants of the Day

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Haley Baldwin is such a worthless pile of D-List celebrity shit…

But she’s wearing Leather pants and whenever I see leather pants I think to myself…”WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT SMELL LIKE AFTER A LONG DAY OF DOING NOTHING BEAUSE YOU ARE A NOTHING BUT YOUR DAD WAS IN SOME MOVIES AND YOUR TRUST FUND EXISTS BECAUSE OF THAT”….

I like to see thing brewing…but prefer when it drips down her inner thigh…but really dig whatever shit it probably smells like…you know from all the shit she ate being a Kardashian and Hadid groupie..

She’s not hot, but she’s skinny with a jacked up face, and I guess that makes her CURRENT….

Garbage though….

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2017

19

Oct

Bella Thorne Puffy Nipple of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her puffy nipples were out being crachead, E-Tard, Raver attention seekers because she’s a media manipulator, like all those vine-stars, who ended up getting very famous because they figured out how to manipulate young people into buying into their shit, and in turn they get all the execs trying to reach those young kids to buy into them, motherfuckers getting bought from every angle like a discount fresh to the agency escort who doesn’t realize that 50 dollars a fuck isn’t a lot of money for a fuck…because she’s 18 and her last job was working at SUBWAY…

I know three girls, hot girls, one who is a pornstar now, I don’t know her porn name….but before she was in porn, she was fucking 10 dudes for 100 bucks a dude making 1000 dollars a day…instead of realizing that she could have pulled off that 1000 dollars from just one dude…because she didn’t care that she was just a vehicle to have dicks shoved in her, she also felt she was empowered and the last porn I saw her in was Stepfather themed and I felt a part of something wonderful….and what I am getting at is girls know how to whore out to creepy dudes…to get what they want..it’s hard coded into them…some animal survivalist shit..

That has nothing to do with Bella’s hard nipples, but it’s gotta do with something..I’m just not sure what…

Hot tits though…

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2017

19

Oct

Chloe Moretz in a Bikini in “I Love You Daddy” of the Day

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Chloe Moretz is fat but confident…because she’s getting paid a lot of money to be in her bikini in this movie, or maybe she’s doing it for her career, to seem like a thoughtful talented actress in challenging roles, I have no idea what this movie is about, I just know that she’s fat in a bikini in it and it’s not hot…big isn’t beautiful…I like skinny and tight bodied with some musculature, you know…..toned bikini body…not big and flat chested..

But her fans are pervert weirdos into comic books, and they’ve likely already jerked off to this, and I figure I’ll revisit it…because this Hollywood done gone fat, where hotter chicks are in our everyday lives, is not giving the hotter chicks in our lives the insecurity and unrealistic expectations we need them to have..they are all like “these celebs aren’t as hot as me”…making them think they are hotter than they are….it’s a terrible dynamic…

Fat isn’t hot in bikini

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2017

19

Oct

Ariel Winter Hard Nipple of the Day

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This is a good start, cover that face, neckless creature from TV hell I fear will climb out of my screen and eat all my food…..

Ariel Winter is a dumpy pig, it’s a look, it’s trendy, she’ll act like she doesn’t care, yet she’s in the gym everyday trying to not be dumpy pig, even though it’s trendy, because fat girls, despite acting empowered, hate being fat, I mean all fat people hate being fat, that’s why they starve themselves, just not very well, because they end up eating 3 times as much after they do, all humiliated and crying into the baked goods..and if you go to any gym, you’ll see that most of the people there are fat, trying to not be fat, but still fat.

Doesn’t matter, her selfie has a hard nipple and people, I am assuming people with no taste, but who watched her grow up on the internet and are creeps, really dig it….or maybe that’s just what the marketing people brainwashed the fans of the show to think…sexualize the youngin…even though she’s not hot…who know…the world is weird…

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2017

19

Oct

Allie Leggett in Iceland Dead Hefner’s Magazine of the Day

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Allie Leggett is some former Miss Kentucky with some tits…

She’s been doing nude shoots for a long time and they are great because she’s got some tits…

It’s the kind of Kentucky girl you wish was you sister in your Appalachia shanty…if you were from Kentucky or really if you have a Kentucky backwoods incest fetish, like you probably do…because she’s got them tits…

You know, hoping that your flipper retard babies that come from incest inherit those tits, so that you can go out there and grandpappy a baby with it when it turns 14 or whatever it is these backwoods Kentucky people do…

I figure….that’s all they’re good for…but know Kentucky Lives matter, like the chicken….and like the Bourbon…

Anyway, she’s finally made it and got into dead Hefner’s magazine that is one big Instagram model shoot without the EMOJIs to censor out the tits…and that’s as exciting as it gets.

She also posted some other slutty pics….because it’s her art.

Hot!

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2017

19

Oct

Elsa Hosk Topless for IG of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret contract girl, the new Candice, since Candice is old and boring, despite still being hot…only she’s as old as Candice so I don’t really know how she worked her way into this, but I do know she used to be a low level nude model, who broke through the noise and became a VS girl, getting paid, later in her career, giving all the slutty girls on IG hope that they will be found before turning 30 too…

She posted these boring topless pics and she looks good, fit, half naked…good times…until you realize she’s an entitled ego who uses her VS contract as a justification for her cunty behavior…they all do and girls like Elsa Hosk should because they hot.

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2017

19

Oct

Iskra Lawrence Terrifying Bikini Thighs of the Day

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I don’t know why Iskra Lawrence felt the need to rape our eyes on her social media feed with her massive thighs..but I guess we don’t have to look if we don’t want to…it is her feed and she can do what she want with it – like turn it into a fat chick fetish site and I guess that’s her right, it’s within the terms and services of Instagram, even though it’s fetish, it’s non nude fetish and they allow that…while they delete my accounts even when they aren’t nude…because IG is mean and I guess know better than to piss off a fat girl..with 3.7 million followers who will cause a fat girl uprising, and if all 3.7 million fat chicks into her jump at the same time, we could go into Apocalypse Now mode…SCARY…keep the fat girl calm…throw donuts at her…

Anyway, Iskra Lawrence isn’t that interesting, but she found that being fat brought her success, when she was a non fat apsiring model no one cared about, so she kept getting fatter, and isn’t even a real fat chick, but rather a skinny chick turned fat to capitalize on the fat chick movement, and it’s a good troll really…it’s working…but eventually she’ll have her legs amputated by diabetes and get what she deserves…hard to run now, those thighs rubbing, heart racing..well it’s even harder to run footless…something her creepy fans are probably into…because it is easier to keep her captive…

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2017

19

Oct

Nina Agdal Is Done of the Day

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Nina Agdal has always had a garbage fucking face and she’s always been a half retard looking like she’s at a March of Dimes, retard program, some affirmative action, retard lives matter, in a world where some disorders, or weaknesses, or things that make a person difference, don’t get the riots or the press…because the retards aren’t on FB writing “METOO”….or whatever the cause of the moment is, they are too busy masturbating on park benches, or in Nina Agdal’s case, for Leo DiCaprio….because she thought she would get the press, the exposure, even pregnant and finally fucking matter…but he dropped her, like her mom probably did, hence the massive forehead…and she’s just back to drinking and aging, looking old and washed up as fuck and here it is….from Sports Illustrated model who doesn’t matter to haggard face that doesn’t matter…the Nina Agdal retard who made it further than expected story.

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