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2016

20

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like going out to shitty bars during pre-Christmas because you get the weirdest people and have the weirdest conversations – every day of the week…people are in for vacation, visiting family, avoiding family, just getting a drink after the Christmas party….students are done school, so they come here for a pre-going home getaway for whatever reason – because there are better options than this shitty city…and I don’t waste my time judging the reason they are they, I go straight to judging them based on their looks, the things they say, how they are dressed or what MEME they quote because no one is original…

Last night’s conversation was with a 20 year old drunk girl, who was dancing around with a black guy who was trying to fuck her, she told him “I identify with black guys, I feel like I’m more of a black girl than a white girl”…which is a turn off to the black guy who wants anything but a black girl…but a white girl…but maybe a white girl saying she identifies as a black girl…like Bruce Jenner identifies with being a woman…is exactly what he wants to hear to guarantee a pre holiday jam…and not the jam your auntie made last berry harvest…you know what I’m talking about..

I had no choice but to chime in and say “how many black people were in your high school”….knowing she was suburban as fuck…pure white suburban….and she said “none”….and I asked…how many black people are you friends with….and she said “none”….so I asked how many black guys she banged and she said “none, but I almost made out with one in Jamaica at an all inclusive”….and I said “so you identify with black people because black people are pop culture now, their comedies, their music, their athleticism, their plight against cops, Kanye West Kardashian…are you fucking kidding me…you culturally devoid twat…this is just another example of black people being exploited or treated like animals by the white man…point and look on in awe or some shit…and she said “but at least they’re getting paid”….

Truth….and the fact of the matter is that she has officially fucked a black guy now…as she makes that transitions…and I offically fucked no one…because it takes too much work and based on this site, you’ll see that working isn’t really something I do…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Guess the Word of the Year…Here’s a Hint…It’s not an Emoji
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Mariah Carey’s Tits for Carpool Karaoke…
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In Case You Missed it – Blade Runner 2049
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Apprentice slut in a Bikini
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Cop Tells the Truth About Black Crimes…
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Joe Mixon Beating a Beach in a Diner Video of the Day
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The Acquired Savant – Weird Fucking Story of a Man Who Became a Math Genius after a Beating
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Nicole Kidman ROBOT
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Werid Fucking Backwards Cover Song
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Some Terrible Stephen Hawking / Zoe Saldana Clip That I Repeat is So Bad…
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Alyson Hannigan’s New House is Nicer than Yours
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Learning Math with Rap
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Obama – in Greece
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Britney Spears is Fucking Her Trainer
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2016

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Shoutout to Master Commander Supreme Ruler of the Free World Trump for trolling the fucking world…making a mockery of US politics….and winning at life…more than he already has…because he is officially the winner of your country’s most important position…Realty TV has destroyed you – I’m already prepping for First Lady Kardashian……

Speaking of being wins, no one gets my jokes…The internet may be the most racist and hilarious place, but no one gets the fucking jokes….maybe it is because I don’t remember stupid, offensive, obnoxious things I say or do during the day or maybe I can’t recreate telling a bitch in a dog park that you’re black pug is an african american pug, and when she reacts negatively because the world is PC, say…”oh, I thought I wasn’t allowed to say black, I guess I should call him a pug of color”…and when she walks away offended because people are easily offended over everything – and want to have healing circles to deal with those triggers…call him by the name “Jamal” or worse “click click click” while doing a tribal dance…just to drive it home…maybe it is because I am just not hilarious, offensive, obnoxious….but today I felt a win…a christmas miracle if you will because I right swiped a girl – and made some 12 year old incest being the best joke along the lines of not needing to worry about that awkward and embarrassing conversation if you were to get your 12 year old relative pregnant…and she LOLed…instead of blocking and deleting…

So there is hope for our world…based on that interaction alone…now I just need to try to fuck her…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Christmas Twerk By Some Classy Chick Named Lisa
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Blade Runner 2046 – TEASER
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Bella Hadid – Not Hot – In a Midriff
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Culkin Pedicure By Michael Jackson for Home Alone – Weirdness
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Pam Anderson Killing it at an Event
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Star Wars – Top Earner This Weekend –
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Playing Pac-Man on Macbook Pro Touch Bar
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Blake Lively – Tits
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Drake and J.Lo – Fat Ass Fucking
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Jamie Fox – Still Fucking Katie Holmes….
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Hilary Duff – Thick Mom Ass
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Rent Mick Jagger’s House in Mustique for 30,000 a Week…I’d pay 50,000 a week to jerk off on Georgia May Jagger’s inheritance
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How To Correct a Slide on an Icy Road – for the Non- Canadians
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Basketball Move of the Day
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Child Tranny Covers National Geographic Like a Topless AFrican WOman
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Margot Robbie – Got Secret Married
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Slut Eating Pizza in a Bra
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Random Sluts in Bikinis
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Ashley Graham Topless
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The Vet Who Posed with Dead Lion He Shot – DIES – Because karma
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Revisiting Blake Lively Mom Tits of the Day
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Truck Accident of the Day – CRAZZY
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Lauren Stoner – BIkini
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Nipples of the Day
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Model Adjusting her Nipple
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Taylor Swift Let Karlie Kloss Out
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So HGTV Wife Got Caught Fucking the Carpenter – Because Women are Horny Hookers
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The Guy Who Recorded Himself When He Was Sleeping is a Joker
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Emmy Rossum Got a Raise on Shameless for ALL Women…Shameless Saw it as a Shameless Way to get The CLICK HERE

Zoey Deutch – Worth a Fuck
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Mariah Carey Doesn’t Know Who Ariana Grande or Demi Lovato is
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Dude Kills His GF with his Fan
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Big Fucking Tits
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American Apparel Model – Turned Porn Model
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Full Bald Pussy in DIe ANtwoord Video
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Some Chick Getting Naked By the Window
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Squirt Squirt
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Amazing Green Squirt
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The Saddest Blowjob Ever – Speaks to my Soul
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Hospital Bed Fuck – Last Wish Fuck –
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
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This is an Amazing Gift for Meatlovers and Vegans
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Another Amazing Gift Idea – Two Drinks One Cup…
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VAPE OF THE DAY
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Glass BONGS of the Day
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2016

19

Dec

Bella Hadid See Through Shirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid may be a shitty model…who is riding her sister’s fame and glory for a cheaper price because it works and people celebrate her like she matters….but she is showing her nipples that in an era of nipples everywhere doesn’t matter – but that I still prefer to her not showing nipple….

She’s a manufactured celebrity, it was paid for and even her celebrity relationship with Canada’s number two – the Weeknd, who I know has fucked other girls their entire public bullshit relationship, because all this shit is just opportunist on opportunist being opportunists – using each other in any way that they can to get as far as they can…a little deal with the devil type thing….

An whether they deserve the success or not – which in her case is I don’t think she does….she’s just rich, and rich brings opportunity, and people are fascinated with it, and want to buy into it…and her sister is the same fucking thing…and together they are like junior Kardashians who are friends with the kardashians…and other than being topless or in a sheer top, showing nipple rings cuz they are so edgy, there’s little to no excitement in her or what she does…and I am sure she knows it….

It’s like she could have so much substance, an interesting life, do good things, and still show her nipples, yet instead she chooses to be vapid garbage…I’ll still stare at…but not be impressed by, or actually care about…while I stare at her tits….so this is posted with no love…just boredom of “great, more nipples, not a bad thing, but not a revolutionary thing I am looking for”…step it up trick….take this narcissism to exciting places…..with more gaping buttonhole from big black cock…..THANKS.

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2016

19

Dec

Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day

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Dree Hemingway is in Twin Magazine…

She is Ernest Hemingway’s grand daughter or great grand daughter or some connection that I assume would make you step back and say “shit, that bitch is worth noticing, she’s Ernest Hemingways relation, and Ernest Hemingway was an American Literary Genius, someone they teach in schools, and she’s in a blood line, we should look at her and even hire her…..”

Her last name isn’t even Hemingway, but use whatever you’ve got in your nude pics – cuz people like associating with things they deem important….so let them know you are a direct product of Hemingway’s ejaculate 60 years later…..

That said I’m sure she’s a lovely person and a caring/giving soul….who does’t ride her family name at all and is responsible for her success solely on her hard work…that I doubt she needs to do – because there must be a trust fund out there, he’s still selling books and the money’s gotta go somewhere…

She’s been naked before…so we like her.

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2016

19

Dec

Ariel Winter Big Tits for Christmas of the Day

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My favorite part of these Ariel Winter tits for Christmas shopping, is that she’s next to little kids dressed like this, you know in a don’t be body shamed, love your body all while trying to keep the paparazzi alive by giving them a story in an era where there is no Christmas but more importantly, where there is no real need for the paparazzi – because social media makes it obsolete, while making sites like mine also obsolete…not that I was ever relevant – that’d be crazy to think I was…people just liked jerking off to celeb tits and I happened to post them…but this isn’t about me…it’s a story of survival, a story of a young girl sold to the entertainment industry at a young age by her parents, where she was a commodity before even realizing she was a person…she was obviously sucked up to, coddled, taken care of so that her parents didn’t lose their big chance they dreamt of…..spoiled, well paid, on a hit show…but still a story of survival because despite having her tits reduced, she’s still got tits, they survived, they made it and just came out as better shaped tits, and until she turned 18 and figured she’ll give the world what they want…or what she has been reading they wanted as she googled herself on set figuring herself out..in her formative years….so thank her parents for her wonderful behavior….but don’t thank them for her weird shaped body she’s compelled to show off for whatever reason she’s showing it off for…maybe it’s teen rebellion…that worked out…both pissing her parents who exploited her off and celebrating her tits….who cares…really…who fucking cares…

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2016

19

Dec

Rat Cow in a See Through Shirt Boarding the Private Jet of the Day

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Rat Cow posted a picture of her boarding a private plane – because she’s so fucking classy – and elegant and rich from her tits…tits she will never turn her back on…because she knows that without them – she is nothing, that she owes everything to them, including this private jet ride, and that her brain and the rest of her is just a conduit to get those tits out there and to give them the best life they deserve…and she’s not going to turn her back on them and wear a sweater or anything non see through – because that would be totally disrespectful to the one thing that made her dreams come true…

Take them across to the world…with that million dollars or more brands pay her to show her tits…

I am just amazed that brands keep pushing money to her – even though her and her tits aren’t empowered feminists…but sluts…naughty little exhibitionist sluts….all low level but for some reason celebrated…the world is so weird…and we are all living in it.

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2016

19

Dec

Kaley Cuoco See Through Dress of the Day

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100 Million Dollar deal for Kaley Cuoco has been pretty interesting situation for everyone’s favorite old, yet accessibly hot chick on the nerd show….but most interesting for her face that she’s hacked away at….through plastic surgery…

Because she was probably an annoying ego, where she felt she was hot, from the show all you creepers in your 40s remember, that John Ritter show many years ago, before he was dead, and before she was 40 fucking years old and someone we grew up with and now forced to watch scramble…

Marketed as a “teenager”….something we liked…and that we grew up and aged into hell because teens on TV in an era where TV mattered…was what people jerked off to…because it was pre internet….trying to stay “hot”….without realizing how broken down Plastic surgery makes a bitch look….and her dress is semi see through, but no nipples, on the implant tits, so not see through at all…I lied, I click baited, I win at internet marketing…but not at all…cuz I’m not a billionaire.

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2016

19

Dec

Charli XCX See Through of the Day

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Charli XCX may have nipples….and you may like to look at them and she may have accidentally posted them on social media – you know in an “oops” situation in an “I don’t know how this ended up here”….but don’t let it take away the fact that she’s the most talented singer in the fucking world….focus on her music…not the pressure of a woman with big tits…using her tits to get ahead for the patriarchy….like she was Pam Anderson….and not Adele who can’t use her tits for anything more than a table to rest her CAKE and Large Sized pizza on….

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2016

19

Dec

Romee Strijd Epic Cameltoe of the Day

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Romee Strijd is some Victoria’s Secret model with a massive fucking cameltoe on set for the evil empire – Victoria’s Secret that sells a lot of fucking overpriced underwear that is made in CHINA despite what your master leader supreme TRUMP wants….

I can’t relate to her, I mean I do understand big hungry vagina eating panties but she’s too hot and modeling in her prostituting, I’m more into fucking some fat prostitutes for very affordable rates…you know because they are old, down on their luck, because I wouldn’t be fucking an expensive prostitute..that would just be crazy…

But I can look at her ‘vagina…and think…’vagina…and that’s about as much depth as I’ve got for this typical Victoria’s Secret Nonsense…that has been the same for fucking ever….but new cameltoe…on model women…

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2016

19

Dec

Bella Thorne Titty on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t know if Bella Thorne is filming a very important movie, or if she’s doing the more important seduce the paparazzi by being ridiculous at the beach because the paparazzi are more important to her existence than actual paying jobs – since no one watches movies, no one cares about movies, no one cares about Bella Thorne unless she’s on the beach showing off her tits.

This is what her stage parents trained her for…and thank god for that – because this is her at her best…..I mean until I see the spread ass pics – that I know are on the way…that’s what life as a puppet addicted to followers eventually does…

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