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2015

05

Jun

Kate Bock in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve heard that all the Sports Illustrated bikini models, who I find equally dull and repetitive, even though I love girls in bikinis, I’m more like, please do something interesting in that bikini…why the fuck did you get booked for this bikini issue, oh right, because you are managed by IMG, and IMG is a huge sports agency, and if SI wants to get the sports exclusives, SI Swim is going to book their models, and really the staff at SI doesn’t give a fuck, clearly they know the girls are interchangeable, throw whatever in the mix, as long as she’s in a bikini, people will talk….I digress….

I’ve heard that all Sports Illustrated bikini models are hookers…meaning for 30,000 dollars rich guys can book them for private weekend getaways, it’s not a big deal, they’d go on the getaways anyway, the money is just bonus…right…and anyone would be a hooker for 30,000 dollars, especially when making very little money “modeling”…

I don’t know if Kate Bock is one of those girls…but I assume that everyone is that kind of girl…for 30,000 dollars or the weekend.

So I decided to take it upon myself to email her “Booker”…to see if he’s a pimp…by offering a 1 hour job in a hotel room for Kate Bock…

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It turns out. She’s not a hooker, but she is hot in a bikini, even if these pics are boring….people will look…like us…even if it’s boring as fuck…

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2015

05

Jun

Ariana Grande Neck Kiss For Instagram of the DAy

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A pornstar once told me that Ariana Grande was a whore…

When a pornstar calls you are whore…that means you are really a fucking whore…because by definition…pornstars are whores…and don’t think they are whores…and for them to think someone is an actual whore…means she must be an actual whore…

I would assume that it would be directly related to her rise to the fame she now has, from fucking white rappers to black rappers to everyone in between…and I mean if a girl is chasing a dream and willing to do what it takes we shouldn’t hate..but we should watch her kiss necks on social media…..and/or wear leotards in shitty concert…because like all of these twats..stage parent puppet can sing…

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A video posted by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2015

05

Jun

Christina Milian CLeavage of the Day

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Christina Milian is a sad case of no one cares about her no matter how hard she tries…or how much she pulls out her tits…because she’s a mom and moms have tits…and showing them is a good way to show how good of a mom you are…especially when at a Vegas pool party…doing Champagne showers…

She’s got all the money in the world, thanks to a solid divorce and pregnancy with a rich song writer. She even has her name credited on some of the songs that he wrote so she gets residuals…yet that doesn’t fill the void of wanting to be wanted…

She did come to fame from guys cumming to her music video early on in the internet…only to be beat at her own hustle by all these modern pop tarts…because she was securing her future…She is on TV…yet she still sturggles with a “LOOK AT ME, PLEASE GOD LOOK AT ME”…like all good parents have.

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2015

05

Jun

Pia Mia Perez in a Music Video of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some obnoxious product of stage parents from Guam or some other bullshit..that turned her into some tumblr, instagram, superstar with a huge fan base…that I guess she has converted with her team into a record deal, because I guess, like most girls who want to be whored out to the media, can sing…as well as get naked or half naked for fans and followers…something that is both amazing and the problem with the world we live in..

Well now she’s being absorbed in the hip hop world…and she’s slated to be the next Rihanna, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj…who all fuck big black dick…because in case you didn’t realize Drake and Kanye are basically today’s “Christina Aguilera Genie in the Bottle”…and to make them seem like less faggot than they are…they need to pepper their shit with choruses by twats like this…tiny body, but the twat of a big girl…who can fill it up with hopes and dreams…

Here some of her shit music:

Here she is covering Rihanna

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Posted in:Pia Mia Perez|SFW

2015

05

Jun

Rita Ora’s Cleavage Sucks at Singing of the DAy

Rita Ora did a cover version of some pop song I’ve never heard of…in a jumper with her sloppy tits…kind of spilling out…because that’s what having sloppy tits you use to make you famous is about…

I find it interesting that she’s doing a cover version of another song…like a aspiring Bieber on youtube trying to use other people’s search results to get her views…

Seems a little desperate…but I guess that sums up her career as the next Rihanna, who hasn’t become the next Rihanna…but has probably banged a lot of people promising her to be the next Rihanna…..

If you listen to the song…you will also see it seems a little painful…to listen to…squeals and squawks that rape my brain…

Here the oriignal…that is substantially better but still shit…

Next time, she should take that other cover song girl’s lead and do it in push up bra…

Here are 3 Cover versions better than Rita Ora’s

This post is not sponsored by King – Years and Years….before today I’ve never heard of them or their 40 million view video…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

05

Jun

CHinese Wife Strips Husband’s Girlfriend in the Street and Other Videos of the Day

Pile of Worms Found in Texas…Possibly in Jessica Simpson’s Asshole

Truck Fail…

Cop KIll a White Guy Who Didn’t Put His Hands Up Because His Headphones were In….Where are the Riots?

Cops Drag Car Jacker Out of Wreckage

Swedish TV Host Went Live TO Air Without Knowing

Gas Station Fail

Mystery Creature in Taiwan

How To Fix your Car

Drunk Dude VS Street Sweeper

Parked Car Blows the Fuck Up

Redneck Lessons in How to be a Good Wife

Another Chinese Wife VS Girlfriend Strip

Bull Ride to Shit Music

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2015

05

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The psychology of a sugar baby, looking for a sugar daddy, using those sites for free trips, free purses, free shoes and free hotel stays and food makes sense to me….except when sugar babies try to rope me into their web of vaginas..without realizing I can’t even afford a new pair of sweatpants to show the world that I am too fat for sizes, but more importantly, that I’ve thrown in the towel on life and caring….but I will still try to get them to send me vagina pics…because I love vagina pics…no matter how much those vaginas think they are worth to fuck..

Here are some morning steplINKS in the Morning…it’s Morning…I’m hungover and I hope you are too…

The Kid who Stole His Grandma’s Car 7 Years Ago…Today
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Girls in WOrkout Shorts
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Cookie Monster / Busta RHymes Mash Up
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Playmate Pretends to Have Sex with Homosexual Ronadlo
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It Was Angelina Jolie’s Birthday
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Fame Whore of the Day
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UFC Fighter in a Bikini
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Cereal of the Day
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Leo and Michael Bay do a Movie
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Failing at Being a Dogs
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2015

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Girls don’t like being fisted until they get fisted….Here’s my Tinder Girlfriend who isn’t my Girlfriend but Who hates me:

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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras….
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The Girl With thhe Fattest Ass
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Bieber Called Drake “Daddy”
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Chris Chritie’s Man Pussy
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Femen Protestors Protested
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Big Brother UK WHores
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Old Man VS Garage
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Kimberly Garner Working Out
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Jessica Alba on a Date
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Slut of the Day
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Guess That Supermodel Ass….
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Rumer Willis Pokies
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Failing at Being a Dog
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Thong Ass
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Lifetime Full House Cast…
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Kim and Kanye Shut Down Disney Land…
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Adriana Lima Does a Photoshoot
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Jake Gyllenhaal is a Cunt
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Random Sluts in Bikinis
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Megan FOx
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Miley Cyrus Yellow Shirt
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Hot Chicks..
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Abigail Ratchford – Glamour Model
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Sarah Palin Calls Lena Dunham a PEdophile
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Tom Hardy’s Hands Down his Pants
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Girl Doing Fitness of the Day
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Marissa Tomei Wins…
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A Bunch of Redheads…
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Kylie Jenner Big Tits
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Rubber Band Hand Gun….
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Hot Sluts with Guns
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Asian Enema
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Babes and Weed!!!
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Top 10 Then and Now Naked Celebs
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Vintage Betty White Nudes
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Kinky Asian
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See Joey Fisher and Other Busty Brunette Celebs Nude
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Dildo of the Day
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Guy Films GF Showering
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Just a Lot of Slutty Selfies
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Cheerleaders have Sex
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So Much Cam Pussy Cam Pussy Cam Pussy
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Huge Boobs Happen
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Big Trashy Tits
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Battle of the Boobs
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Lesbian couples get intimate on webcam:
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Toilet Masturbation
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

04

Jun

Nicki Minaj’s Cameltoe for Instagram of the Day

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I guess Nicki Minaj, who is recently single…decided to do a Chris Christie..

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You know showing the world what happens when you put on pants that are too tight for you because you don’t want to admit that you’re a fat chick because of all that waist training..with a big vagina from being railed by big black cock…that is hungry…so hungry…for pants…

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Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2015

04

Jun

Kate Upton Fat Suit of the Day

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Here’s Kate Upton in a Fat Suit, we call being fat, wearing a swimsuit, because I guess they need her in a bathing suit for this scene of the movie she was signed onto when the producers thought she was Kate Upton they saw in magazines, who would sell tickets to the movie…because of her tits…before realizing that the bikini, needed to be turned into a one piece…as big tits on young girls almost always lead to big tits on big girls in their mid 20s…

I like watching her growth as an actress, because I know the production teams is scrambling figuring this one out, while she’s clueless eating cupcakes cuz they are Mmmmmmmm SSO GOOOD….

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Posted in:Kate Upton