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2015

07

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Asking girls for scanned government issued ID takes the romance out of vagina pictures…but thanks to Facebook and Tinder letting people be any age (I’m 22)….coupled with Kylie Jenner’s influence…we’re dealing with a world of very slutty under 21 year olds…

That’s why I only sex with 30 year olds, who are still uncomfortable about the whole whore thing…you know cuz nude pics isn’t something they’ve been doing since they were 12 and got their period premature thanks to hormones in the food and not having a dad…

Here are some morning links….

LAPD Shot and Killed a Homeless Man
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Found Human Remains in Colorado..
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Over the Shoulder Ass Selfie
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Adam Levine Got Sugar Bombed … So Good..
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Tom Hiddleston and an Olsen are Doing It..
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Jennifer Lopez in a Tight Dress
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Irina Shayk Bikini
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Kylie Jenner’s Lips are Fake
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Fane Whore in a bikini
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Rihanna Dresses Like Mario Kart
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Jack Black and Jimmy Fallon Doe More Than Words..
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2015

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes you need to fuck a fat ugly chick…to appreciate a hot one…

Sometimes you only fuck a fat ugly chick…because no one else will fuck you…

Sometimes you don’t even fuck a fat ugly chick…because even they won’t fuck you…

Sometimes…you just need to follow me on motherfucking instagram motherfuckers @drunkenstepfatherdotcom” target=”_blank”> @drunkenstepfatherdotcom

Here are some stepLINKS>..


So Many Asses
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Drunk Cop Ball Buster
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TOday’s New Hamburglar Looks Like a Bad Halloween Costume
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I Don’t THink This Dude Went Overboard
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Some Florida Trash Together in Thongs
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The Kim Kardashians Held Out on Talking About the Bruce Special in Order to Get the Highest Bidder because Media fucking Sucks
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Chrissy Teigen is a Pig in a Blanket
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Some Beyonce Chick Named Beyonce
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Megan Fox is a Naugthy School Girl
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Kylie Jenner’s Lips are Fake – OFficially
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Slut of the Day
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Jordan Carver Huge Tits
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Beyonce is a REal WHore
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Some Hipster Naked on the BEach
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Gay Guys Get Hit Over Head With Chair
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Pilates
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Supergirl is a New TV Show for you to JErk Off To
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Megan Fox on Set
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Anna Kendrick Isn’t Cute
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Entertaining Chef
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Rihanna Had RIta ORa Banned From her After Party
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Charlotte MCKinney Huge TIts
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Madonna’s Daughter’s Nipples
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Nicole Kidman’s Robot Nipples
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Eating Contest GIF
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Kids Speaking To Each Other in Sign Language
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Scenic Landscape of the DAy
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BEverly Hills COp 4 Not Happeneing
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Kendall Jenner Legs
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Customer Serves Himself Fries
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Renata Dancewicz naked ina Movie
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Some Asses
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Aubrey Plaza Ass in a Bikini
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Irina the Vagina Shayk in Bikinis for Some Fabricated Bullshit Magazine
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Some Unattractive Instagram Celebrity in a Bikini
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Today in Natalie POrtman is Not You…
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The UK is as Fat as America
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Ass Sniffer
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Naked and Getting Stoned
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Big Tits in a Tight Dress
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Two Dildos Too Few
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Yu lika to fucka me? I’m Asian and I’m sexy:
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Scary Cam Chick
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Hot Seaside Strip
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Timed Enemas
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Cartoons fuCK….
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Amazing Cam Chick
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Weird New Porn Genre
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Curvy Strip
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The Hottest Webcam
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Some Girl in a Skimpy Bikini
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Black ghetto bitches broadcast from their dirty ghettoes
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

06

May

Kylie Jenner’s Dirty Underwear Selfie of the Day

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Kylie Jenner and her possible ass implants…that would make sense because their family are a gang of fucking whores and ass implants are kind of the look for the generation…I mean that and super skinny model look…and I guess the mom wanted to cover both bases to stay relevant as a family…so she sent both of her jenner kids and her jenner husband to the lab to get modified so that they were marketable..

Either way Kylie, who isn’t 18, but has got the whore on with a 25 year old rapper, and her social media, because girls get their periods at 8 nowadays, especially when the mom is feeding them hormones in their fruity pebbles….and this is what she’s created…taking dirty underwear selfies…showing her underwear..and thickness…on a dirty mirror…instead of actual dirty underwear you’d probably buy on EBAY when her mom sells it on EBAY to sniff while you jerk off…you freak…so much scandal….right….

If you don’t like that Here’s Kendall singing you a song…

If you don’t like that…Here’s Kendall Fake Kissing Hailey Baldwin…because they are obnoxious it girls for no reason other than you making them it girs….

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

06

May

Gay Couple VS Chair at a BBQ Spot of the Day

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Here’s a pretty insane video of a dude hitting a gay couple over the head with a Chair at a BBQ joint. That’s not to say that the gay couple were targeted because they were gay, you know people can piss other people off no matter where they stick their dick, but it is to say, that regardless of what they stick their dick in ,they are pretty fucking fucked up in this instagram video….and it’s fucking crazy…and the chair wrangler should be arrested…if he hasn’t already…

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2015

06

May

Selena Gomez is a Mexican of the Day

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Selena Gomez, which explains why she’s got fake tits, as most Mexicans have shit tits, at least that’s what my friend who only fucks Mexicans told me, it also explains her weight gain, because at 20, all systems shut down turning most Mexicans into a neckless Mayan….all boxy and fertile…I mean they have kids at 14…so I guess she’s living up to that…unlike Selma Hayek and Alba and Longoria who are also Mexicans, but I guess less genetically predisposed to look like every Mexican woman I’ve ever seen in any Mexican village thanks to Hollywood and millions of dollars…that Selena doesn’t get because she’e been famous since she was 5…

Either way, her, unlike every other celebrity, and asshole on your social media who celebrated Cinco De Mayo is not racist, because she’s allowed, it’s her heritage…and licking tacos clearly makes her happy as fuck…it is comforting in these sad times of being rich and famous….

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2015

06

May

Kim Kardashian Nude from her Selfie Book of the Day

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As much as the world claims to hate on Kim Kardashian, I think she’s a perfect representation of the state of the world, at least in America…where everyone is so fucking self involved, narcissist, lazy people who feel entitled to have a life of luxury, all because they are content producers to a social media app, always trying to get that great pic with the most likes they can for validation, when none of that really matters..it is a vapid distraction…and I guess really a core part of humanity that before social media…we didn’t realize exists…

Now I don’t know if Kim is a Parody of this, or if she’s legit the figurehead for this…I just know she’s getting paid massive money..for basically being a fucking whore..

She’s not an artist, or a talent, or interesting…sure she’s probably nice enough, maybe even humble in her own life, because she has to be amazed by the scam they pulled off…maybe even feel guilty by the excess they have for no real tangible reason…

She’s a whore, in every sense of the word…but really commits to it…aggressively..even releasing an “art” book of Selies…because that’s what everyone thinks matters…

She’s the most powerful family in Hollywood….and they don’t even do anything in Hollywood…that’s so fucking weird…

You’d think she’d dispappear…and be oversaturated…but then just keeps posting her disgusting tits…that have started a movement of lookalikes…reminding us that we’re all fucking doomed…and should just kill ourselves now..

Either way, disgusting human tits…

I like how she tagged the pics like it’s the 90s, so that we all know where it is from, so that we never have to buy the stupid fucking book…I mean if you buy this book…you deserve to be taken out back and shot…just follow her on instagram that’s enough….stop supporting and giving this shit money.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

06

May

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day

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Not that you care, but Anna Kournikova is the reason DrunkenStepfather.com exists…because when I started in 2004, I didn’t know how to update pictures, so I’d just link to random weird fetish porn and laugh at internet weirdos…before diving into the celebrities are pieces of shit angle that I’ve spent 10 years of my pathetic life on…and the gateway post that went viral before Viral really existed…was this Tennis Player who I don’t know if she actually plays tennis…pulling sand out of her vagina in a yellow bikini…so if Anna Kornikova never got half naked and pulled sand out of her vagina, I would probably be a successful dot com billionaire instead of an interent creep so thanks for that Anna Kournikovee…you Enrique fucking russian bride….I’d like to still suffocate on…10 years later….because all the shitty looking Russians “died” off during communism…leaving the ones with good genes, and athleticism for me to fantasize having a rally with my balls…that was a shitty tennis pun…they happen.

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2015

06

May

Gillian Anderson Back of the Day

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I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she were hot were just undersexed perverts and they were..and I realize that those are probably the same people who visit the site…all 3 of you…who come visit the site…so as a service to you and your adult virginity…and memories of your youthful chronic masturbation to girls you pretended were your girlfriends…like Gillian Anderson…here is her back…many years later…from the Hannibal teaser…because when your fan base is pathetic…they kinda stick it out with you..for life…

Apparently this is from a teaser for Hannibal…

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2015

06

May

Australian Sex Worker by Art Provocative of the Day

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There’s something magical about ART PROVOCATIVE pictures…and that something special is that a lot of the girls he shoots are actual sex workers or escorts…or prostitutes…or ladies of the night…or whatever you want to call girls willing to have sex with you for money…because money is good and sex is good and why not bring both together and make it happen so that you don’t have to work a shitty 9-5 job…

Now one could argue that all girls or really all people are prostitutes who get figuratively fucked up their asses their entire life…but why bother when you can look at this Australian amazingness….

He has mastered the art of not showing faces…so we can focus on what matters and that is that I need to go to Australia the escorts are amazing….

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2015

06

May

Plane Crash and Other Videos of the Day

Yachtism!

Hood Rat VS Liquor Store

Canadian Cops Misbehaving….

Blue Angel Stunt in Slow Motion

Shirtless Kid Pics a Fight

Kids VS Cars

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