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2015

Apr

Michael Buble and his Stupid Name Posted a Booty Pic of the Day

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Michael Buble, the lamest popstar to ever exist…and not just because he’s from Canada, but because he’s milking some old timer crooning that has zero cool factor, but that he cashes in on very hard, allowing him to fuck all kinds of girls around the world…at all night coke parties like the pervert all rich dudes are…

Well the feminists are giving him shit for posting this pic to his instagram with the caption:

There was something about this photo lu took ,that seemed worthy of instagram.
#myhumps #babygotback #hungryshorts #onlyinmiami #picoftheday #beautifulbum

They are saying he is body shaming a girl who leaves her house with her ass hanging out of her pants…her big fucking ass hanging out of her pants…for people to notice and stare at…because asses are in…and girls with asses are pretty happy about that…and vocal about that…and about showing off their asses…hoping someone like Buble comes along and makes her his Kim Kardashian..

The point is that just because we see an ass, call an ass out, even get a boner over an ass because it is huge and fertile and speaks to a retard minds..doesn’t mean a motherfucker is body shaming a bitch…

The problem with the world now, thanks to the internet…is that we can’t be out fucking selves and say what we think…it’s an oppressive society, so when you see a girl you want to fuck…tell her…when you see a girl you think is fat…tell her…it’s the freedom, the liberation, of honesty.

I think he was being nice to her…

All this to say, I can’t believe I just posted a Michael Buble post…and I can’t believe…how stupid people are.

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2015

Apr

Charlize Theron Does Esquire and Gets Violated on the Beach of the DAy

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I have two Charlize Theron stories…the first is that when she did Playboy in 1997, I lived with a dude, who used that Playboy harder than any Playboy I had been in personal contact had ever been used….she was hot and amazing…a virtual unknown who hadn’t really booked a movie yet…this was around the same time the model was about to be deported from Los Angeles because she didn’t have money, wasn’t getting work, and it was in an era before being an instagram whore could open the door for you via sugar daddies…

So when she was nearing the end, about to go back to South Africa, where her mom had just killed her dad…she met a producer in the bank…and boom…became famous…the producer she met in the bank once told me…she probably would have been willing to do porn…she was that desperate…

In retrospect, those are horrible Charlize Theron stories…but these pics of her aren’t horrible…

I guess Charlize Theron is promoting a movie…because why else would she be in Esquire doing media that you know is controlled by, or coordinated by the movie company….but more importantly, why would she have tipped off the paparazzi to come to her private Malibu beach to release pics of her and Sean Penn getting naughty on the beach…it is all an inside job…TRUST ME…and amazing inside job that she may be too old for but that her ass is still good enough enough for me to stare at…and that’s all that matters…

Here are the beach pics…

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2015

Apr

Kendall Jenner Does GQ of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is an it girl, everyone knows she’s an it girl, even people who don’t give a fuck about it girls, or this pop culture bullshit, know who she is…and that’s not necessarily na exciting or amazing thing…but it probably is to her, since media hits are a currency in her family…

Well, she’s official now that she’s got a GQ cover…she matters…it happened…she exists…and thanks to her relentless crazy mother…it’s safe to say…unlike the other flash in the pan whores…she’ll be around for the next 10 years…unless of course a miracle happens and the family dies in plane crash..not that the relentless mother would allow that…but we’re all allowed to dream…and I guess what it comes down to is that the only one worth saving is this one…so maybe GQ’s got it right…

Here are the pics..

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2015

Apr

stepGIRL Billie Jane by Chris Vongsawat of the Day

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#stepGIRLS is a revolutionary project that features amazing girls, mostly girls you’ve never heard of, because we are from Canada, and no one pays attention to canada…

Her name is BILLIE JANE and she’s naked next to expensive art…because at DrunkenStepfather.com we are all about the art…in fact I think the name DrunkenStepfather in and of itself is synonymous with classy, expensive, high end, luxury…

That said, these pics were taken by our friend… CHRIS VONGSAWAT and she’s naked in them…and that is all I really care about…because I like naked…as a naked woman is the real art..only unlike that Riopelle…it is priceless..you like that one don’t you…

VIA CHRIS VONGSAWAT

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2015

Apr

Rihanna Has a Nipple of the Day

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Rihanna was accused of doing coke in a video that hit the internet the other day…she was really rolling a joint…some people got so excited for a scandal…when most of us know everyone does fucking drugs..and Rihanna of all people…is probably all about that shit..

That said….she was in a shirt..showing nipples…because unlike Angelina Jolie, who got her breasts removed…Rihanna has nipples…nipples she likes to show off because she’s just some island girl who came from nothing, probably worth over 100,000,000 dollars personally, and over a billion dollars as a brand…and from her 10,000 dollar a year household income she grew up in…that kind of money…gives you a bit of an ego…like “who gives a fuck”…she’s won….

Not that nipples are a bad thing, or a shocking thing to show off, but 10 years ago…they were a big deal..and destroyed the career of Janet Jackson and Tara Reid…we’ve just evolved as a people…to include nipple into “fashion”…that works for me…but not as well as it works for Rihanna…

All this to say, I’m more into seeing her labia…

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2015

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Backstage at The View of the Day

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Apparently Vanessa Hudgens was on The View, because apparently The View is still on TV, and apparently they are either both really fucking desperate or they are both at the top of their game, but whatever it is, they came together, but not in the way I like most things to come together, and Vanessa Hudgens took advantage of the media opportunity, and dressed like she was going to the fucking club, or out to dinner in Ibiza with some Saudi oil tycoon…

I don’t know what she’s promoting, or if The View was just thirsty for her, or anyone to talk to them about menopause…

I just know I like her tits…and pudgy little ethnically ambigious, slowly getting old…body…and I’m not just saying that cuz I like that she released bush pics before bush pics were cool…ok.. I am…

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2015

Apr

Nadine Leopold Models Lingerie of the Day

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Nadine Leopold is some Austrian model, like Hitler, only probably more into killing fat girl self esteem with her celebrated skinny body, than killing Jewish people.

You know all about the unrealistic body image and getting paid for it, instead of being about an aryan race and killing people off to make that Aryan race….but I guess being an elitist, top tier woman who I’ve never heard of is probably just as bad…and I’m only saying that because she’ll never have sex with me…

She’s the face or body of some lingerie company, these are the pics, they bore me, as all this shit bores me, but one day I may get excited by this shit, and that’s why I keep going..

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2015

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Posts See Through Bra Pic on Instagram of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a recently fired from Victoria’s Secret model…who has taken the rejection pretty well…by getting into her bra and panties for instagram on her own, without the help of some evil brand and a million dollar contract, because who needs a million dollar contract in this this era….when all you need is an instagram account…

She’s a mom of two, she’s got a rockin’ body, her husband is black…she’s wearing sheer lingerie in an instagram pic, with visible nipple, which obviously is a cry to get noticed, so in a lot of ways she’s like a Kim Kardashian…

But luckily for her, not in the body….because the nice thing about this Sheer lingerie is that it is sheer…it is the subtle, more sophisticated, even classy, titty flash…

I approve of her being fired…it makes her work harder…

Here’s her subtle “butt selfie”

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2015

Apr

Katy Perry’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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Katy Perry is chubby little a pop star…with a massive and insane following…all for music that isn’t even that good…but that for some reason gets a lot of airplay and makes no sense to me…

Her dancing is awkward…her talent questionable, but through it all…failed relationship, after Failed relationship…she’s maintained something….something magical…no not her bad skin….but rather her amazing tits..not that they are that amazing out of a bra…but in a bra…those fuckers have volume…

I’ve spent years mocking, laughing, hating on her because her songs pollute my life and I don’t ask them to…..but I don’t care, I mean bitch is rich as fuck, doing what she wants, probably has no real friends…but may not be looking for substance…at least that’s what I would assume because if she was about substance…her content would probably be a little fucking higher concept and a lot less “flashy lights for retards to buy into”…but who cares about that…when you got tits…

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2015

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Does Rehab of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin checked herself into rehab….

As much as you want to laugh at rich girls and theri silly problems….you know for being spoiled brats in their spoiled world…the fact is that money or access only really excites people who don’t have it…when you do have it, you don’t know anything but that…so your expensive problems…in your mind..are actual problems…and these idiots medicate….

So as a poor little rich girl, with a hot mom…and hot yoga stepmom…and a narcissist dad she’s on a stage, without really asking to be put on a stage, even though everyone seems to want to be on a stage…thanks to social media and narcissism…and I guess it all just broke her down…

It’s like for a minute she was in love with some surf dude, then she wanted to be a model, but was too fat for Sports Illustrated, turning her to fitness….opening the door for all her little LA rich kid friends…like Kendall, and Gigi, and even her Cousin Hailey…to move in on the Bieber train and basically get everything she wanted….

Blogs and sites mocked her, called her names, I am sure haters hated on her social media…at one point in time she blocked me, turned into a lesbian who dated some rape victim rapper and things went dark…

But through it all…she has maintained her tits..and tits..is really all it is about…

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