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2015

06

Apr

Madonna For Cosmo – Then and Now of the Day

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Madonna is 100 years old and was recently in Cosmo. For some reason, people found it fascinating that the last time she was in Cosmmo, was 25 years ago…so that’s like 1990…

I don’t find it fascinating, because Madonna is 100 fucking years old, and 25 years ago was back when she was in her mid 30s, already a popster, before having kids and not really marketing herself to the cosmo girl, thanks to being famous as fuck…

Where as now, she’s just desperate, trying to get to the youth, the kind of bitch who goes to the Amazon, or some other third world and tries to eat babies for their souls, or even hangs out with Miley Cyrus, hoping to find one of Miley’s used tampons to suck out the blood to find the cure to aging…

This isn’t hoot to me…even if I eat periods sometimes…but I will post it anyway…

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2015

06

Apr

Lindsay Hancock’s Bondage Bunny Gets Carrots of the Day

It’s still Easter to some people, mainly religious weirdos or lazy people who want any excuse to not go to work, and I figure I’ll post this follow-up video to the “Bondage Bunny” video staring model and all around good time babe Lindsay Hancock that I posted FRIDAY

Where she takes her make-up to the grocery store to get some carrots, because everyone knows that’s what Bondage Bunnies like, they just don’t put them in the regular paces carrots belong…for the people who they are doing bondage with…

Right.

Posted in:Lindsay Hancock

2015

06

Apr

Kendall Jenner VS Miley Cyrus for Easter of the Day

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It was Easter, so girls everywhere were finally able to post pictures of themselves in fetish bunny ears, or really any bunny ears, or really any easter themed activity, trying to be cute, becasue any excuse to post a picture on social media is a good one, bitches love themselves…and more importantly all the likes that you give them…

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So Miley and Kendall Jenner are both attention seeking fame whores, they are just better than the average social media fame whore, because they’ve made millions of dollars doing it…

So here are their easter contributions, Kendall’s a throwboack fashion shot with no pants…Miley in a bathrobe…with her friend…covered in white facial cream…both irritating as fuck…so they are both winners here….

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

06

Apr

Maitland Ward’s Fame Whoring Vagina Lips of the Day

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Her name is Maitland Ward, you’ve never heard of her, but she doesn’t really like that at all…so she’s turned to social media and shitty paparazzi style pics to get your attention, bottom feeding harder than pretty much anyone, and the exciting thing about her bottom feeding, is that it’s obvious bottom feeding, not strategic or well planned bottom feeding…and as the months go on and she nears 40…she gets more and more naked…trashy…and disgusting…

I find it magical…mainly because on top of the whole desperation thing she’s not even hot…

Now for those of you who don’t know who Maitland Ward is, and assume that is all of you, she was a secondary role on Boy Meets World where she played the brother’s girlfriend…and has since done absolutely nothing…but post her vagina on the internet hoping for some comicon fans….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

06

Apr

Couple Fooling Around on April Fools…and Other Videos of the Day

Dominos Pizza Delizery

Japan Penus Fest…

Teen Girl Jums Guy on Bus

Teenagers Fuck with Cars..

Belly Flops to His Death

Israel Line Fight..,,

Ratchet Clown

Smoking Truck..

Man Walking a Duck

Theater Seats Dominos..

Girl Fights a Car Showroom…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

06

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know whether Easter is officially over, I know it is a Friday and Monday thing, but more importantly, I know it was a “Blood Moon” thanks to fucking facebook…

So if you were either doing bullshit family events, hiding easter eggs for ungrateful kids, sitting in traffic trying to get to some shitty dysfunctional family, or jerking off to some hooker you dressed in an easter bunny costume because it makes her hiding eggs in your ass more tolerable…that’s coming to an end…and it’s back to shoving things in your ass wihthout a theme…eventually you’ll realize you’re a fag.

Here are some morning links…

Twerk a Ball Out of a Box Game is Amazing
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Girls Sticking Out Their Tongues
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Idaho Police Shoto and Kill a Pregnant Woman
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Price Harry Making O-Faces
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Jessica Alba in a Bikini
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Rachel Hilbert TOpless in Black and White
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Kate Upton’s Beach Bunny Bikini Compilation
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Teen Chased By Cops – Dies of His Injuries
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Jack Osbourne is Suing VH1
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EZ CHeese 3d Printer
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Blood Moon Time Lapse
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Some Dude Says DMX Robbed Him at Gunpoint at a Gas Station
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Gwyneth Paltrow Turns Sex Stores into Private Clubs
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Beyonce has an Anniversary Song
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So Many Big Tits
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Resorts Casino in Queens Night Ended in Classy Brawls
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I feel like Easter isn’t the most erotic of religious Holidays…but passover is ok, I mean any thing to make an already crabby spoiled rich girl, more crabby through starvation…is nothing but good times…

I think Easter could be erotic, but only if girls travel back to their hometowns for the long weekend, and go to the local bar in a lapse of judgement cuz their boyfriend back home went to a resort with friends and she knows he’s cheating on her…making her open to you “let me hide my penis like it was an egg inside you”…or”do you want your easter eggs fertilized”…

Either way, it looks like Miley’has it all figured out…

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on

Here are some stepLINKS…on easter/passover…because we can all celebrate, and by we all I mean anyone but the arabas…

Rita Ora Doesnt Look Like Rita Ora
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Mirror Selfies
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Mary Louise Parker See Through
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Some Bad Girls Club Girl is Dead
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Some Girl and Other Girls in Bikinis
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Miley is Hot
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Easter Whore of the DAy
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WWE Moves on Your Girlfriend
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SLUTS of the Day
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Bring Strap Boob Back
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Michelle Keegan – Leaving the Gym
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Bondage Bunny is the Best thing to Happen This Easter
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Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris Wear MatchingOutfits
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Emmy Rossum in Shorts
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Katie Couric Prnaks James Corden
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Little Girl Dancing – It is bad…
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Georgia Salpa FHM
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Hot Girls Posing Together
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Lara Flynn Boyle is Bloated and Melting and Amazing
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Abigail Ratchford is a Whore
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Josie Canseco is Good
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Mad Max Trailer
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Sia Exploits this Poor Dancing Girl Again….You Know this Will End Bad
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Lara Bingle Made a Baby
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Amber Rose Misses Her Boo
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Stephanie Pratt FHM
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Iggy Azalea Freestyling…
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The Instagram that Dominates Junk Food.
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Idiot Who Tazes Himself
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Dark Hair Light Eyes
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Kimberly Garner at some Swimsuit Launch Party
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Maitland Ward’s Visible Pussy in Body Paint
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White Girl Gets Fat Shamed
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Hunter Fail of the DAy
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Racist Neighbor
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Crazy Honk Wars
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Comedian Embraces Double Standards
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8 Craziest Bunny Costumes
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Olivia Wilde in Shape Magazine
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Kim Kardashian in Spandex Scares Me
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Price is Right Fail
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Fit as Fuck Girls
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Hottie Dry Humps a Tree
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Richie Sambora is in Trouble for Threatening to Kill his Ex
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Grammatical Error Leads to Funny
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Watch young teens get naked on cam
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Asian TV Show
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Easter Whore of the Day
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Adrianne Curry Flashes her Ass
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Teen Masturbating
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Freshly Whipped Ass Cream
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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1991 Stephanie Seymour Playboy Pics
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Strip Workout
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Suicide Girl Masturbating
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70s Porn Acting of the DAy
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Nude Models Inspired By Picasso
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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jodie Gasson Has Big Boobs
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Mom Catches Cam Girl Masturbating
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Sexy Granny Time
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Ass Flute
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Dildo Titty Fuck
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

03

Apr

Jessica Alba’s Bikini Pic of the Day

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Even though her tramp stamp, that I think is a “bow”…like her ass is a present, is still a fucking tramp stamp, despite me loving tramp stamps, they date her…

I have to agree with her trashy, rich, Mexican ass for doing this to herself, permanently marking her daddy issues, and confience..because that ass is a present – the kind I would want to venture into for a anal and vaginal easter egg hunt…you know fill this fertile bitch up, and go at it wrist deep, which wont be an issue thanks to the two kids she had for marketing her organic baby food brand….the same reason she still pretends to be married…

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Either way, they are on vacation, from the whole billionaire life…and bikinis were worn…and I liked it…even though I think ALba is the worst…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2015

03

Apr

Lindsay Hancock’s Bondage Easter Bunny of the Day

Model Lindsay Hancock is far more substantial than other LA models because she has an art background and takes thst art to her face and not by using facetune app to photoshop her instagram pics but by cross breeding it with her makeup skills from years of making herself look pretty in photoshoots – to create what she calls “bondage bunny” a modern easter bunny that I can imagine has as little religious relevance as the original easter bunny…isn’t this long weekend about Jesus dying, a death party that I can assume less people will have when I die…

Either way, perfext way to celebrate Easter, and to dial into some weird bunny fetish you have…I just wish this Easter bunny came to my house when I was a kid…to hide my dick in her ass…instead of hardboiled eggs…but ya know…I was underprivileged and that’s just how it is…

Here are some pics that I probably took….

Posted in:Lindsay Hancock

2015

03

Apr

January Jones for The Violet Grey Magazine of the Day

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I guess single mom with a fatherless child is promoting some movie, because no one has said her name in what must be years since she got knocked up by a random celeb or executive that didn’t realize she wasn’t on the pill, or that accidents happen, because up until that point all problems just went away with the right cash settlement…maybe that’s why he’s a mystery…they have a deal.

Either way, I know the one night stand pregnancy all too well, it happened to a friend of mine, these girls set this shit up because they are self involved, it is their body and they get you to cum in them, and being a man, how can you not cum in a bitch when she asks you to.

Anyway, I’m not going to google her bullshit, but she is topless in this magazine, I thought her tits were bigger, and she’s in the tabloids for marrying her costar Will Forte, who I guess like the ratings, more than he dislikes morally questionable women…as the world loves that shit…

Here she is in that magazine…boring.

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