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2012

04

May

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

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I hate Victoria’s Secret for their serious lack of creativity and vision…..all their pics look the fucking same…

I hate Victoria’s Secret because they have the power to turn these bitches into pussy puppeteers…you know if they were told that was the new Holiday campaign…but for some reason they don’t…cuz they have a brand to protect even though we all know it would make it better…

They are like the guy with the hot girlfriend who doesn’t fuck her cuz he’s too busy playing Golf…you know wasting it and rubbing it in all our faces….

I’ve posted some of SOME SIMILAR PICS RECENTLY …but this time they are in different bikinis…that’s the extent of exciting at a Victoria’s Secret photoshopped catalog….Groundhog Day filled will pussy I want on my face….

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2012

26

Apr

Adriana Lima’s Pregnant Belly Button in a Tight Dress of the Day

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The one thing worse than a pregnant lingerie model is pictures of a pregnant lingerie model….you see cuz I like my lingerie models, like Adriana Lima, best when they pretended to be millionaire virgins cuz the catholic church that brain washed them in Brazil as children insist that’s the right way…

The same catholic church that bred all the trannies exported to American tranny porn from brazil….

The same catholic church responsible for the high Aids rate in Brazil….cuz everyone’s doing anal unprotected…screwed up in the messages of the pope about virginity and contraception….

So looking at Adriana Lima’s pregnant belly button thru her dress depresses me, the end of an era round 2, even though she’ll bounce back…but her vagina will never be the same…and that is unfortunate…thank god for the new blood….

Here’s the close-up:

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2012

03

Apr

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Jasmine Tookes for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret always lets me down. They consistently deliver the most uninspiring bullshit photoshoots, mocking us with models who are willing to get naked for other people, and probably more than willing to sleaze it up for Victoria’s Secret, but that Victoria’s Secret won’t fuck with, cuz they are a 6 billion dollar a year business and have to be safe, so their Christian subscribers who jerk off to this shit, don’t feel like they are porn….meanwhile the executive team are probably test riding the models, or at least locals when on location shooting, cuz they are rich, on expense accounts and HUMAN, but for some reason, they don’t channel any of the good and fun in their lives of luxury into their campaigns…they just suck us fucking dry with the same picture, different pussy, season after season…

This is a waste of good, if not golden, pussy. A real fucking waste.

But these bitches still look hotter than anything you’ve fucked so I’ll post it anyway, but seriously, step it up and stop the yard Victoria’s Secret.


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2012

12

Mar

Adriana Lima Nipple With Doutzen Kroes for V Magazine of the Day

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Way back in the beginning of March, I did a post on the ADRIANA LIMA AND DOUTZEN KROES HOT PHOTOSHOOT FOR V MAGAZINE ….because like the rest of the world, I hate Victoria’s Secret photoshoots, they are designed for bored husbands in their 60s who don’t know how to use the internet to jerk off to….but I am a fan of the models…and their hotness…so when they are put to good use, I pay attention, but not that much attention, since the photoshoot video came out 5 days ago and I’m only posting it now….nobody is perfect….espcially when these posts aren’t all that interesting to me….after 8 years at this it’s just another pussy I’m not fuckng stuffed into a photoshoot I’m not at….but I’m posting it anyway…cuz who really cares when it was shot…what you need to care about are Lima’s nipples…you see cuz that’s the basis of what’s actually important in life….asshole.

ADRIANA VS. DOUTZEN BY MARIO TESTINO AND NICOLA FORMICHETTI from V Magazine on Vimeo.

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2012

01

Mar

Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes for V Magazine of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…these Victoria’s Secret bitches are always hotter when they aren’t in Victoria’s Secret corporate campaigns that are played out, repetitive and dull, despite all the hot pussy they throw in in…

I get that they use it to sell their panties to fat women in the mid-west who like God, casseroles and looking hot for their boring sex life…..that will end in them cheating, lying and ruining their kids over, since we’re not meant to be locked up in prison, we’re all selfish….

Not that it matters…here are some models fighting…not naked enough maybe…but better than nothing.

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2012

10

Feb

Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Other Victoria’s Secret Angels for a Vman Calendar of the Day

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VMAN made a calendar featuring 12 Victoria’s Secret angels in some 50s style jackets, wearing some 50s style vintage lingerie, rocking some prety intense cleavage and ending out my horribly hungover day just a little better but still horrible than it normally would be….it’s simple, get these girls out of Victoria’s Secret airbrushed nippless and vagina lipless campaigns and into some better concept stuff that may not be as half naked but that is less fucking repetitive than their played out – tried – tested and bullshit evil corporation marketing tool robots act that brought them fame and fortunes……

Calendars may be stupid, dated, and only used by elderly and mechanics but here are the pics….even though THESE PICS OF KURKOVA IN A THONG BIKINI ARE BETTER ….

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Candice Swanepoel|Chanel Iman|Doutzen Kroes|Karolina Kourkova|Lily Aldridge|Miranda Kerr|Victoria's Secret

2012

03

Feb

Adriana Lima in a Bathing Suit for a Car Commercial of the DAy

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Not to discount Adriana Lima’s hot mom body that is better than most mom bodies…even the mom bodies I see leaving the gym that have been working out insanely the last 3 years to keep their rich husbands interested in them bodies…but almost any bitch who isn’t overweight in heels like that is gonna look like she’s got amazing legs and a great ass…even if they don’t…it’s the magic of heels motherfucker…but I know this Lima bitch is pro…and here she is getting paid for the shit…and as hot as you may find it…the whole baby thing throws me off…I mean Lima at 19 was a force…if she was a storm, she’d be Katrina…now she’s just a breezy day….a reflection of what she once was….and that’s the problem with models…they are only human and they get old.

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2012

27

Jan

Adriana Lima’s Bikini Photoshoot Continues of the Day

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You know what I just realized….I can stare at a picture of a bikini model in a bikini for at least an hour….in fact I can stare at a picture of any girl…thick or thin, black or white, asian or hispanic, handicapped or retarded, disabled or athletic….middle aged or late teens…mom or infertile…pregnant or recently miscarried…in a bikini for at least an hour…I like half naked bitches…it’s unforunate that they aren’t always around me and that I have to resort to the internet to make this shit happen…it’s unfortuante that there’s no 9-5 job that involves me staring at bitches in bikinis….but I guess it makes for a pretty pathetic and unrewarding hobby…and since I’m great at pathetic and unrewarding….it works for me…


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2012

26

Jan

Adriana Lima’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Nothing like some bikini model modeling bikini to end my day of uselessness on a blog everyone pretends they never heard of becuase maybe they have actually never heard of it…but that works against my self esteem….like I assume Lima’s mom body works against her self esteem…cuz what you’re not seein in these pics are all the things she hates about herself…all the imperfections that even at the 1,000,000 dollars a shoot she charges…she sits and obsesses over….like her big droopy mom pussy she’s got folded up in bikini bottoms…


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2011

17

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Girls Open a Store in Puerto Rico of the Day

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I don’t really get off to shout outs to Puerto Rico by models in helicopter flying to the store opening….if anything it annoys me because it is some stupid fucking shit…that feature girls who are supposed to be fucking naked or half naked and not conversing on camera like this….

I am more into watching Adriana Lim and her hot mom body dancing like an idiot…

But I figured I have no choice but to fall into their evil corporate trap that manipulates me with women I want to fuck and by getting them half naked….I’m a slave like that…


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