I don’t know why I posted these pictures…I think I thought she had more tits…or that her little shorts would be as exciting as the little shorts I see everytime I leave my house…from the 19 year old in little skimpy shorts who was dry humping her boyfriend in the park, ass out, making me practically cum my pants, to I mean every other girl this summer who realizes that ass cheeks hanging out of their shit like it was the 70s is a fucking good thing….I didn’t think she was on a walk with what looks like her shrink, or AA sponsor, or some lesbian bitch she’s decided to date because she was married to a homo and the level of testosterone, sex and strap ons was essentially the same…..so dyke she doesn’t get her period anymore kind of thing…

What it comes down to is Ashlee Simpson peaked when she got caught lip syncing….and here is the damaged mom goods in some boring pics that don’t even compare to what’s going on outside in REAL LIFE….

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I don’t know where Ashlee Simpson left her ass, but I know it’s not in her pants. Maybe Jessica ate it when her team of chefs couldn’t make her a pulled pork sandwich at 4 am…cuz there were no 24 hour grocery stores around…but more importantly because they were ignoring her calls due to extreme exhaustion from all the work she’s been putting them through with her emotional eating that she’s embraced as part of who she is lately…It’s just not humanly possible to keep up with those kinds of demands….

The good news for Jessica is that country music chicks from Texas are allowed to be fat…instead of starving herself for the LA scene and the general public she turned her back on cuz we expect her to be the busty hot chick we used to jerk off to…country fans are more loyal, less superficial, and used to obesity…if you’ve ever been to Wal Mart in a Texan suburb, you’ll get what I’m saying….

The bad news for her is that she has to buy two seats on the plane when she travels commercial….

The good news for Ashlee is that genetics haven’t bogged her down and blown her up into a fucking big and she doesn’t have to drop the “baby weight” excuse every bitch uses….But the bad news for her is that she looks like a dude from behind…especially with the new haircut…which is great news for her husband Pete “Fall Out Boy” Wentz, you know cuz he’s gay and I guess that makes him the winner in all this.

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Ashlee Simpson is doing a hell of a lot better than her fat as fuck sister…I like to think this is a good old case of sabotage. You know after years of being on the back burner in the family, doing what Jessica wanted, spending birthdays and Christmas where Jessica happened to be performing, pretty much putting everyone’s life on hold for Jessica….only to decide to launch her own career, that was a fucking disaster, because no one told her that just cuz your sister is liked, wanted and famous, doesn’t mean you will be…pretty humiliating herself and making her resent and hate Jessica even more….You know, secretly happy when Jessica’s marriage failed, and when Jessica couldn’t land a man, or keep a man to have a family with…realizing how rewarding it was when Jessica finally got what she fucking deserved….and Ashlee came out as the fucking winner, with a happy marriage to a faggot, a baby, money and a good life….that Jessica just can’t get. Finally, something Ashlee is good at. Finally the prize in the family….

I can only assume that Ashlee is partially responsible for this, you know melting a stick of butter in Jessica’s protein shakes, or having eating competitions with her to get the ball rolling, only to puke secretly, leaving Jessica to blow the fuck up…It is the only explanation for Jessica Simpson’s new fat and horrible body ….

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Here are some pictures of Ashlee Simpson walking chin first in some ridiculous heels, cuz everyone knows ridiculous heels make your mom legs and mom ass look a lot fucking better, even if your mom legs and mom ass are hardly used, since the man you got knocked up by is a total faggot who only likes when he is the one things are being inserted into…

She’s still come a long way from being the lip syncing joke trying to make a name for herself, stuck in her sister’s shadow, but I like to think her sister’s over-eating ha s a lot to do with that…

Either way, legs are legs, and the fact this pussy is practically virgin, despite having had a kid pass through it, not only confuses me, cuz mom pussy by default is supposed to be haggard pussy, but kinda turns me on….

So as long as she keeps up this chin first whore strut, I’m down to watch.

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Ashlee Simpson and her gay married wife Pete Wentz brought their Gaybies to the beach for some photoshoot for out magazine, showing the world that Gay people can have babies that grow up to be normal thru good parenting, and that Ashlee Simpson is seriously craving cock, cuz I know any bitch crawling around all fours is eager to get a serious dicking, especially when her husband is a homosexual who doesn’t fuck her….and here are the barely exciting pics….

I figure the only way to make this Simpson post complete is to include some pictures of Jessica Simpson trying to have what her little sister who was always in her shadow has with some guy who is trying to come to terms with the fact that he’s banging Jessica Simpson, cuz everyone knows banging Jessica Simpson, no matter how fat she gets is amazing and makes good financial sense….

I am not sure why she looks so sad in these pictures, but I can only assume it has something to do with this new boyfriend/user eating the last donut…

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Not only has Ashlee Simpson landed a man…or what is marketed as a man…but she’s also got married, had kids, relaunched her career, but most importantly…is not a fat slob eating away her sadness from how life has wronged her with her gay Yoko Ono trying to force feed the donuts down her throat so that he gets all the glory…Take that Jessica Simpson…Remember when Ashlee was the latch on sister who felt insignificant in your shadow. Revenge is Bittersweet…

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