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Archive for the Bra Category

2009

05

Aug

Tila Tequila’s Twitter Bra Pictures of the Day

I guess Tila Tequila started feeling her celebrity fading over the last few months and has taken to twitter to re-establish herself as the town whore of the internet who gets half naked and interracts with dudes she doesn’t know because she likes the attention and because it’s what got her to where she is today and here she is continuing to prove that there is something seriously wrong with society or at least American culture, where a talentless piece of shit you’d find in the trash in a China Town alley can crawl out of the cardboard takeout box, get breast implants and a myspace account and get her own TV show, record deal and house in the fuckin’ hills. The whole thing seriously offends me.

Posted in:Bra|Tila Tequila|Twitter

2009

29

Jul

Leighton Meester in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Here’s some Gossip Girl bullshit wearing a see thru shirt because she’s got little tits but still wears bras because she is the kind of girls who doesn’t like other girls to have things they don’t have, that’s why they film sex tapes because dreams of getting the fuck out of the gutter overtake having any intregrity, they just love the male attention and being infront of the camera so even if dude’s fucking her foot while she’s doin’ it, and it all worked out in the end for her, but not for me, because I haven’t seen her sex tape yet…..and sex tapes used to be my job…

Posted in:Bra|Leighton Meester|See Through

2009

23

Jul

Amber Rose Shows Off The Tits Kanye was Too Homo to Play With of the Day

Amber Rose, the girl who is known for being Kanye West’s shopping partner, because he can’t buy women’s clothes for himself, people will start askin’ questions about how straight he is, so he might as well do it with some slutty bitch he isn’t fucking, so the media thinks he’s fucking her, so that no one calls him out on suckin’ dick while wearing panties.

Either way she took her Irrelevant Celebrity Status to an Irrelevant Event, like the Guess store opening, because I guess Guess didn’t die when their poster girl Anna Nicole did, it died long before that….

Speaking of Guess, when I was younger and more sociable, before just giving people dirty looks, I’d throw out bra sizes at girls wearing Guess shirts like they were asking me to guess their titty size and great times were had by all…

Posted in:Amber Rose|Bra|Kanye West

2009

21

Jul

Rachel Bilson in a Shitty See Thru of the Day

Remember Rachel Bilson, the hightlight of the OC, if you were like me and not down with the bitch who looked like a lesbian, or the troubled one with the sloppy skinny body. Yeah, I watched the shit the first season, because I’d go to college bars and being the old fuck in the room, had to let the girls know I was down.

I’d be like bitches, you watch the new OC, shit that Ryan’s nuts, I can’t wait til he takes Seth back to the Pool House and fucks him, cuz there’s no way Seth is straight, I mean someone’s gotta do him the favor of shoving their dick in his ass, he’s too emotionally and clearly jerks off to Ryan’s fight scenes, and Rachel Bilson is just a front….

Usually didn’t get any laughs, cuz college girls took that shit seriously, but Rachel Bilson was never a front for me, until today, what the fuck happened to her….actually I already know the answer….engagement to be married….

The good news is that they are getting married in Canada, so I’ll send some homeless dudes to crash that shit. It will be my big break.

Posted in:Bra|Rachel Bilson|See Through

2009

17

Jul

Rihanna in a Shitty See Thru of the Day

Rihanna is the kind of girl who I would have sex with on her period without a condom on my brand new white sheets, but that’s not saying much because so is every fuckin’ girl. The only difference is that I can’t do it while listening to their number 1 album while doing it. I am sure listening to Umbrella-Ella-Eh-Eh while getting splashed by her blood is magical experience, at least that’s Chris Brown’s been sayin’. Yeah, I said it and who gives a fuck.

Here is Rihanna walking around in a see thru lookin’ top, because that’s how single girls who have been beat by their boyfriends and who feel like they have no self-worth seduce men.

Posted in:Bra|Rihanna|See Thru

2009

16

Jul

Marilyn Monroe Bra is Up for Auction of the Day

I was just sent this video about some Marilyn Monroe bra up for auction and I felt it was my duty to spread the word because I am the kind of guy who spends time in the thrift stores sniffing old panties, not just wondering if they’ve been washed and hoping they aren’t, but more importantly wondering if someone died in them. You know there’s a story behind every one of those fuckin’ pairs, a vagina that touched it, and the whole thing is amazing. I haven’t got too into bras yet, because I’m a pussy man, but figure dead chick bras from the 50s are a close second to dead chick panties. I mean it’s all in the lingerie family…ya know.

Posted in:Bra|Marilyn Monroe

2009

13

Jul

Jessica Alba Shows a Little Bra of the Day

Jessica Alba was out showing a little bra to remind us all that despite having a kid that murdered her sex appeal, vagina and naked body and left shit in a bloody pile in the corner, she’s still alive and kickin’ and by kickin’ I mean boring as fucking shit…not that shit can’t be exciting depending on the day, but Jessica Alba can’t, she’s too uptight and even pictures of the cunt being wild aren’t even PG, I heard it’s gotta do with the no-nudity clause in her boring contract, unless it’s to trick dudes to not leave you by getting pregnant.

Posted in:Bra|Jessica Alba

2009

03

Jun

Some Rihanna’s Bra and Stomach Pictures of the Day

< Rihanna is out on the scene and showing off her bra and stomach. Maybe she's desperate for male attention, you know after her one true love beat the shit out of her for not giving him a blowjob, forcing her to release nude pictures of herself, hoping to get someone to bite, but settling with that kid in a wheelchair from Degrassi who is now a famous rapper, but who still can't get it up because he is paralyzed from the waste down, leaving her sexually frustrated and alone, forcing her to seduce people like me via paparazzi pictures, and despite the stupid hair, I think she's amazing, and that is partially why I've been watching that Kanye Paranoid video over and over and over and over, the other reason's got to do with boredom, OCD and a broken computer that for some reason keeps opening the file and playing it like a sign from god telling me to masturbate to it, since I haven't masturbated to a music video since the fucking 90s and it's time to connect with where I came from as to not lose myself. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Bra|Rihanna|Stomach

2009

02

Jun

Malin Ackerman Doesn’t Wear a Bra of the Day

Who the fuck is Malin Ackerman and what kind of name is Malin. I know some of you would want to maul her pussy the first chance you had to grab her from behind and throw her into the trunk of your mom’s Volvo, so that’s why I am posting these pictures of her at an event with no bra, because really who needs a bra when all you’ve got is nipples.

Posted in:Bra|Malin Ackerman

2009

29

May

Amy Winehouse Rocks the Interracial Relationship in a Bra of the Day

The problem with this Amy Winehouse relationship with a black man is that you can’t tell if motherfucker is gold diggin’, you know trying to live the Good Life like he was Kanye West, by riding off this bitch’s success, or whether he’s just getting up in that because she’s white, you know because black dudes will fuck the most disgusting white girl. Not that Amy Winehouse is really pure white, I hear she’s rotting from the inside and has a black pussy that matches her soulful black voice. I actually did hear that, but definitely assume that and it’s all part of the reason why I masturbate to her pictures….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Beach|Bra|IRC