Not that you care, but Chris Brown is appearing in court today for the two charges that are up against him, despite him and Rihanna being back together because she’s a fucking idiot and a fucking stereotype abused girl and the whole thing bores me, but figured you’d like to know what got her beat up.
So here’s the breakdown of what got Rihanna Beat the Fuck Down…
After Rihanna read a text message on Brown’s phone from a woman, he tried to force Rihanna out of the car, but couldn’t because she was wearing her seatbelt.
Brown then allegedly slammed Rihanna’s head against her window, and when Rihanna turned to face him, he punched her.
The notes said blood spattered on Rihanna’s clothing and the interior of the Lamborghini.
Rihanna also called her assistant, according to FOX 11, leaving a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.”
Brown then reportedly replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you,” and proceeded to punch and bite Rihanna. He allegedly put her in a headlock so long that she almost lost consciousness.
TMZ has a live feed from the courthouse, it’s boring shit, but I know about it you should too, and rumor has it that he’s going to get shot. So tune in, unless I am late on this an it is already over…but I still need livefeeds in my life… GO
UPDATE – Chris Brown isn’t Letting Rihanna Talk to her Family, He Owns Her….Read an Interview With Her Dad…. GO
I haven’t really bothered posting on this Chris Brown and Rihanna getting back together bullshit, because it’s obvious and expected and bullshit.
I am not going to go as far as say that this was some kind of publicity stunt, because I don’t really know the details, but I think it probably stems from dude hating the bitch for being a bigger fucking deal than him. But you know how abusive relationships work, at least I know how abusive relationships work, and it seems girls like to be miserable, kept on their toes and pretty much owned. They like having a guy tell them what they can and can’t do and they know that they made motherfucker snap and blame themselves, instead of doing what they should do and get the fuck out because shit is unhealthy.
We are not Rihanna, maybe leaving her poor family at 14 fucked her up and she found family in Brown, maybe she thinks she deserved it, maybe she think dude just glitched and that she needs to forgive him for fucking up, but I do know that girls out there should not take her lead and if anything should boycott her for not being more responsible.
We should also blame Diddy for bringing them together in his Miami home, the police system for not shooting brown and the poverty for making both these people think what they did is alright, bitch should walk the fuck away, because she just saw what dude is capable of and in a few months, when all this is blown over, when his sucking up and apology are a thing of the past, don’t be surprised if this ends up a murder suicide…..
It’s just too bad Rihanna is too weak to be alone, independent and all that shit because she’s got the money and pressure of the world to be smarter than she’s being and I still want to see this Chris Brown punk run the fuck over even if he successfully taught his woman a lesson.
If my son was some popstar who made a lot of money, even if he was my illegitimate that I was ashamed of for taking on a career as a light on his feet dancing like a pansy and not following the family tradition of working in a factory or a career in sports like a real man, even if I ran out on the family because they were too much work and effort and got in the way of drinking, even if I didn’t know he existed by had seen him on TV, you could be pretty much guaranteed, I wouldn’t be living in this fucking dump. Shit looks like a fucking double-wide trailer and sure that’s okay for some people, but not people who’s sons are famous enough to beat the fuck out of Rihanna. Seriously, I was lookin up property in Virginia or wherever the fuck they live and you can pick something like this up for 15 dollars and a carton of fucking cigarettes. Maybe Chris Brown should be spending less time renting lamborghini’s to kill girlfriend’s in and more time renting his pa something a little better than a modern version of the shanty’s the slaves on the plantation used to live in.
I didn’t know that Paris Hilton had a thing with Chris Brown and that people are speculating that she’s the girl who texted him that spiraled into Rihanna getting beat the fuck up like the second rate citizen she is, but then again, why the fuck would I know that? I don’t live in LA, Paris Hilton has a history of getting her beak of a nose into every scandal she can and when it comes to celebrity of the moment cock, Paris is the number one groupie, following them around, working her way into their pants, by tricking them into thinking she’s famous too, when all her career is, is an excuse to get cock because we all know she didn’t do it for the money, but she did it for the celebrity power that gets her all the cock she wants from even the A-Listers and it doesn’t really matter, because she denies any involvement, but loves the attention and she shows off her stupid Kanye blind-glasses, I thought the cheesy Jewish kids at Bar Mitzvah’s and Sweet 16s stopped on these shits 6 months ago.
I tried staging a Rihanna protest, where I got guys together to burn Rihanna CDs and posters and shit for ruining Chris Brown’s career, bitch. Unfortunately, no one showed up and even my friend who owes me a favor thought it was stupid, but I am still going on this mission because seeing and accepting a non-American taking an American’s job and hating on him for the fight he put up is unpatriotic.
I saw this video shot by the paparazzi about some girl they found outside a club passed out and covered in blood. Turns out that some guy was all up on her, trying to get her vagina, and I guess she either felt he wasn’t good enough for her, or maybe he creeped her the fuck out and it ended in her spitting on him, so he did what any guy would do and knocked her the fuck out. That’ll learn her not to bring her pussy out when some random dude asks for it.
I think a combo of cocaine, hip hop and Chris Brown getting off from beating up chicks is going to start a lot of copycat crimes, because last time I checked there were lots of angry dude out there and usually they are angry cuz girls snob them out.
Either way, the whole thing is pretty sick. Enjoy. You sick fuck.
I was a little surprised when I came across this story, because I heard Rihanna was going to be performing at the Grammy’s and she never showed up. then I checked my computer and got this story.
Chris Brown just entered an LAPD station, where he turned himself in to police.??Chris is being investigated by the LAPD for an alleged domestic violence felony battery that occurred early this morning near Hancock Park in L.A. Police officials said earlier today.
According to the female victim — who cops refuse to identify — she and Chris got into an argument which turned violent. Cops say when they arrived to the scene, Brown had split, but the woman had “visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker.”
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Sure, beating your woman is typical ghetto behavior. It’s how you command respect from your hoes, but I like Rihanna and I don’t like dudes who beat up women I like, unless it’s during sex and it’s the only way you can get off because you are desensitized by porn.
That said, take it easy Ike Turner, just cuz she’s more famous than you doesn’t mean you gotta rough her up. I thought whenever you fought, you’d just have a fucking dance off like the pussy you are.
I hope they give him the death sentence, but that’s just because I feel we’ve got enough Chris Brown’s in the world. We all know we like abused girls, but we don’t have to like the dudes who abuse them.
Unfortunately, like all abused girls, Rihanna, will take him back because she thinks she loves him and doesn’t want to see her boo go through all these headaches over a couple black eyes and we know his celebrity will give him the O.J. quality judgement and the whole thing and who really knows, maybe this Rihanna bitch and her new found ego deserved to be put in her place.
Here are a couple of pics of them before the incident at some Pre-Grammy party, where Rihanna probably flirted with her lover/producer/owner Jay-Z, or some other dude and Brown wasn’t too happy about it.
Sure it may be a good way to overshadow the Grammy’s and get some press, maybe it’s nothing Rihanna isn’t used to, you know being from the islands and all, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be excited when her handlers/crazed fans/family, step up and leave this Chris Brown asshole dead somewhere!
Update – It turns out that it probably wasn’t Rihanna and it was some other whore, I jumped the gun. I guess that just means their relationship was fabricated all along and just another media lie, maybe this whole beating up a girl was a lie, you know since anyone who dances like him has to be a fairy, so maybe he really beat up his mom or a guy dressed like a girl and now that the post is useless, I’ll just move the fuck on.
Another Update – It was Rihanna. Fuck these assholes are confusing…
Brown and Rihanna, whose full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty, were apparently in a car together and got into an argument on North June Street, according to a Los Angeles Police Department statement. Brown stopped the car, the two got out, and the argument escalated, according to police.
A witness called 911, but Brown was gone when officers arrived at the scene. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker, according to police
Fuckers.
Here are some pictures of Rihanna and Chris Brown Hump Dancing before he Pistol Whipped or whatever the fuck he did to her…
BONUS – THE VIDEOS:
Here are RIhanna and Chris Brown Leaving in his rented Lambo, no wonder they fought, bitch doesn’t even own a real one, Rihanna expects better….
Here is Chris Brown after posting 50,000 dollar bail leaving jail, as the paparazzi laugh…
Here’s a video of Rihanna leaving the hospital cuz her pussy’s broken, and by pussy I mean face, which it is considered a pussy for gay men with colostomy bags, after their assholes have been sewn up due to disease.
Chris Brown and RIhanna have pretty similar tattoos of stars near their ears. From my experience it’s always a good idea to permanently stain yourself with something that will always remind you of the glorious time you spent together, especially after you get your fucking heart broken and even the most simple things remind you of how much of a fucking cunt that bitch was for leaving me alone to fend for myself after I gave her my heart and everything else I possibly could, but that wasn’t good enough for her, a hotter, richer, more interesting person with a promise of a better life came along and left me in the fucking gutter with no choice but to drink and hate. You know, leaving you alone in the bathroom with a knife to your ear about to Van Gogh your motherfucking self to show that fucking cunt you don’t need them anymore, it’s a hell of a lot more dramatic than burning their belongings.
Well this joke kinda writes itself now doesn’t it. Rihanna and Chris Brown went to the place they met for a romantic date and some motherfuckin’ chicken. I mean I don’t want to sound racist or anything, but KFC is to black people what McDonald’s is to Asian people. Motherfuckers love that shit and there is really no arguing it.
I mean there have been times when I am broke and my wife insists on going to KFC on cheap Tuesday, because in Canada you get 2 pieces and fries for 2 dollars or some shit, and walking in to get her her 8 boxes, because even I won’t eat that shit, is like walking into Harlem, Compton or some project in Haiti.
This one time I walked out of there, after spending my wife’s 4 dollars on a couple meals, and 8 black dudes surrounded me and started hassling me for money, you know pushing me, trying to rough me up, one dude even showed me the handle to what I assume was a gun. I told them that I was just there for the chicken and didn’t have any money, so they frisked me and ended up running off with my chicken. I don’t want to sound racist, or imply that black people are criminals or that they will kill for KFC, I mean, I’m just telling a story about something that actually happened to me, so don’t hate me for it, hate the system for letting these fuckers get so poor they can’t even afford KFC on cheap night, unlike superstar Rihanna and her boyfriend Chris Brown, who like white people joining the country club or buying the Lexus, are showing off their success to the black community of the world by showing up to a KFC on a regular night, because in the black community, regular priced KFC is for rich folks….and I hate seeing people flaunt their wealth like that.
So it is official, I am finally having low self esteem dreams. Last night, I had a dream that I was out partying with my wife back when she was hot. She ended up disappearing on me and running off with some 55 year old rich dude who wasn’t fat and I was scrambling trying to find her. When I did, she had just finished fucking the shit out of the dude and started telling me how much better he was than me and how she was going to be leaving me because she was in love. It turned out the dude was married and wanted nothing to do with her, so she came crawling back to a broken down me. Having no self esteem I took her back and from that point on she knew she had me by the balls.
The truth is that if that happened in my real life, where my wife is 300 pounds, I’d be happy as fuck if this happened because another man would mean that I wouldn’t have to do my husband duties once a month and service her greasy box like some kind of sick mechanic, like I have no choice to do right now, but for some reason waking up from that dream made me feel more worthless than I did going bed next to that bitch.
Speaking of love, here are some pictures of Rihanna with her boyfriend who she claims isn’t her boyfriend in Barbados in her bikini that are uninspiring, even though I find her hot, but they are good enough to start the day. I don’t like that she’s obnoxiously chosen a Pink jet ski, because I hate girls who are obsessed with the color pink and need all accessories to have some pink in it, but I do like their pink. I also like that she’s tapping into her African roots by wearing her Zebra inspired top and mismatched bottom like she can’t afford a bikini that matches like she was in the fuckin’ projects, but the top is good enough for me, it’s like Animal Planet and I would totally get Steve Irwin on her ass like we were at his Australian zoo and I was hunting that shit down to feed it, but Steve Irwin is dead and so is my motivation.
Here are some shitty pictures of Rihanna and Chris Brown in a hot tub and I am not just saying that because they are brown. I am saying it because my idea of a hot tub party is a lot dirtier than this tame zoo shit, like the kind of thing that gives you AIDS and not by having sex with a monkey, but by having sex with lots of dirty girls while they are having sex with each other, like what you see in a porno but more realistic because I’d be in it and my small penis would never get cast in a real life porno, just the ones in my head….
