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2009

02

Apr

Kate Moss is Probably Pregnant of the Day

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It looks like Kate Moss is pregnant again. The scandal. This is going to be her second kid and it’s with a different baby daddy. That’s so fucking ghetto. To think I thought she was classy just because she’s rich, is the face of luxury brands and does cocaine and not meth. I guess she’s just another statistic…tryin to fit in with my poor teenage neighbors.

Next thing you know she’ll be in line at Wal Mart buy formula with her mother and 8 random kids in tow, getting in my fuckin’ way when I’m trying to get a pair of fucking socks because I have a fungal infection and the doctor told me they will need to amputate if I don’t start on the hygiene. If you know what I mean.

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2009

17

Mar

Kate Moss Nipple at a Photoshoot of the Day

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Kate Moss is still getting work even though she’s old and a drug addict. Here she is doing a photoshoot as the face of Yves Saint Laurent. I like that despite being a cokehead she can still get hired, you know because I guess everyone’s a fucking cokehead in the fashion world so if routine drug tests were implemented, they’d have no one to work, which is unfair, because when I was applying for work as a flight attendent to escape this hell I am living, they asked me to leave the casting call, because I did a bump in front of a recruiter in the bathroom and they didn’t think me telling them that it gives me a little more edge, confidence and alertness to get the job well done was a good enough reason….in fact I think they even called the cops.

I guess like anything we have to wonder what example this will give girls, you know since any girl aware of who the face of Yves Saint Laurent is, usually is a brat with a ton of fucking money who started getting high at 14 cuz daddy was at work and her allowance was 1000 dollars a day….It doesn’t matter – just look at her nipple, live her nipple and love her nipple.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipple|Photoshoot

2009

04

Mar

Some Kate Moss Stolen Topless Pics of the Day

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I stole this topless pictures form some photography student from LA who had it on her site. Her stepmother is some model and her father is in some band and I guess that gives her access to people like Kate Moss with her shirt off. My life is not so convenient, but that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that I asked her if I could post it, she didn’t answer me, I guess she was too busy doing nothing, it broke my heart, so I figured I’ll just throw it up and that’s all I got to say about that, because Kate Moss topless is a thing of the past, if this girl wants exposure she’s gotta get some video of Chris Brown beating Rihanna, or maybe of some Lohan/ Ronson sex tape…..

Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipples|Stolen|Topless

2009

26

Feb

Kate Moss and Her Fishnets of the Day

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Kate Moss is still hot enough for me and still holds a special place in my heart even if she looks like a haggard cocaine party slut and here she is wearing a pair of fishnets.

I am not just saying she’s in fishnets to be vulgar, you know to be like anything that gets that close to that pussy automatically earns the word Fish in front of it, like Fishskirt, Fishpants, Fishthong, Fishdick, you know because her pussy smells like an Aquarium the day they have to feed the Dolphins/Sea Lions/Whales hundreds of pounds of dead rotting fish, I am saying that because that’s what they’re fucking called, asshole.

Posted in:Fishnets|Kate Moss|Legs

2009

18

Feb

Kate Moss for New York Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know if you remember those Lohan comeback pics from New York Magazine last year where she was naked being her idol Marilyn Monroe, but unfortunately lasting another year without following Monroe’s fate, well, I’d show you an reminder but New York Magazine doesn’t like when you post their pictures without paying them, so I deleted that shit long ago. But I just came across these pics from the mag, where Kate Moss gets half naked and sure they won’t get as much buzz as her cokehead counterpart Lohan, cuz this cokehead’s already been naked a million fucking times, but I’m posting them anyway.

Posted in:Half Naked|Kate Moss|New York Magazine|Nipples

2009

12

Feb

Kate Moss is Supposed to Be Pregnant in this See Through of the Day

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Kate Moss is the boss. The rumor is that Kate Moss is pregnant because she’s got a belly and that’s a big deal for a retired model known form being fucking skinny, but she’s out getting drunk, so I assume she’s not, but then again these British slags (Lily Allen), don’t mind getting fucked up while pregnant, you feel less guilty when you have a miscarriage due to negligence versus an intentional abortion. I think she’s lookin’ alright in her see through outfit, but I also think crackwhores look alright because they are willing and affordable, so I’m probably not the best judge of these things.

On a side note, I miss Pete Doherty, bring him back you cunt. He was an inspiration to us all and now he’s gone.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Pregnant|See Through

2009

16

Jan

Kate Moss Weird 35th Birthday Party Props of the Day

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So Kate Moss turned 35, it seems like just yesterday she was 34. Sure that was a stupid thing to say, but what the fuck do you expect me to say about some retired model I wanted to have sex with over the course of her career slowly getting older. I could say she’s 5 years til 40, or halfway to 70, but who the fuck cares about that kind of math a third grader can do. So maybe you should just leave me alone and look at the pictures of some of the props she got together for her party.

At first I thought they were a little strange, you know the mounted deer head, the pig on a split, the skeletons engaged in illicit acts, but then I remember the time I showed up to a sorority party with my very own bag of tricks….you know, some duct tape, rope, a couple garbage bags, three cans of beer and some spray paint, scissors, nail clippers, condoms, an enema, a pack of cigarettes, a Halloween mask, some junior mints and booster cables. The dude at the gas station gave me a weird look when I was buying my party favors but had nothing on the reaction I got from the girls who had no idea who I was, but who I am sure never have never forgot me since then…

Posted in:35th Birthday|Kate Moss|Party|Props

2009

05

Jan

Kate Moss Tit Slip in Thailand of the Day

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For the longest time I was a fan of Kate Moss. I didn’t find her to be the hottest bitch out there but something about her turned me on. Maybe it was because she didn’t shower, didn’t give a fuck and was always high or drunk, maybe it was because she wasn’t fat, had lots of money and looked like she liked to fuck even if her vagina was dirtier than a janitor’s mop bucket at an pre-school that just had to deal with a gastro-intestinal outbreak that left shit and puke on the walls, I was down. But it’s a couple of years later, time has done it’s job, and I’m over it, but I’ll still post her little floppy tit any chance I can get….


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Speaking of being over it, it looks like she’s not over Pete Doherty, because here’s a picture of Kate Moss trying to scratch him off her, but seems like no matter how hard she scratches, or how deep those nails go, the itch just never goes away…

Posted in:Kate Moss|Tit Slip

2008

19

Sep

Kate Moss is Drunk of the Day

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The thing I like about Kate Moss is pretty much everything. I think she’s hot, I think she’s got the right idea on how to spend her free time, whether that’s on yachts or drunk in bars and I think she’s a model parent by never being around her kid enough to fuck it up. I mean I don’t know that for a fact, but I assume she’s never around for her kid because she’s out running around the world all the fuckin’ time, but that doesn’t matter, who needs to be around when you can afford to hire better suited nannies while you go about your life.

It is Friday and this week has been pretty shitty, so I am lookin’ forward to lookin’ alot like Kate Moss did last night, and I am hoping to meet my fair share of college girls who are pretty much as messy as Kate Moss is in these pictures and I plan on being tonight, so that I can try to see some fresh lookin’ titties that are spending lots of their parents money to make themselves smart while getting herpes in the process. Good times.

Posted in:Drunk|Kate Moss

2008

05

Aug

Kate Moss’ Ass Crack and Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day

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I once knew a drug addicted whore, actually I’ve known a lot of crackwhores, I’ve even dated crackwhores who I didn’t know were actual whores, but would come home to catch her sucking random cock behind my back for money and I’d let her stick around because I was actually squatting in her shitty apartment and I had no where else to go, but that’s really got nothing to do with this post of Kate Moss’ ass.

When I look at it I am reminded of this cokehead I knew who would never shit because she was on this diet coke and cocaine diet. She hardly ate actual food, but obviously had to sometimes to stay alive and about once a month she would take these nasty fucking shits that made my wife’s shit look like a fuckin’ delicious chocolate birthday cake. After partying, she’d sneak off to the bathroom and would be in there for about an hour and within 5 minutes a nasty fuckin’ smell that you could taste would pollute the living room I would be sitting in. It was like a mix of chemicals and death and no matter how hot this bitch was, I just couldn’t bring myself to eat her out knowing the mess that was inside her.

I guess it’s pretty relevant to be talking about shit for such a shitty fucking post, now look at some pictures of Kate Moss on a boat, showing some tit and ass, as she likes to do because she just doesn’t give a fuck because she’s like a modern day hippie, who everyone has already seen naked and who doesn’t mind being naked and that’s something I respect in a woman, except when not giving a fuck means not showering and gaining 60 to 100 pounds in 6 years of marriage.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kate Moss|Nipple