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Archive for the Kim Kardashian Category

2009

27

Apr

Kim Kardashian is Turning Black of the Day

Someone give this bitch a bucket of fried chicken and a watermelon. We get it bitch. You are into black dudes. They love your fat ass. You love their dicks. It doesn’t mean you have to turn yourself into Beyonce. You’re an annoying Christian half white half arab rich girl, you don’t need to take things to the fuckin’ project, just because you’re marrying a black guy. You can’t fool us you fucking try hard. I was at a black club this weekend and seeing all these white girls who are dating black dudes try to shake their asses like a real black girl was a fucking joke. Seeing them thunder-clap and throw their fists up like they were in the black panthers listenting to some Soca song was a bigger fucking joke.

Know your place and just keep showing off them big tits.

Posted in:Black|Kim Kardashian

2009

20

Apr

Some Kim Kardashian Behind the Scenes at Her Workout Shoot of the Day

Here’s a video of Kim Kardashian planning her wardrobe for her Workout DVD because I guess this is as close as she gets to ever working out, you know spending 6 hours planning her workout gear, getting exhausted by it, and going to get ice cream on the way, because that’s the only thing that would explain her body.

She’s got no business having a workout video, except if it is to motivate fat chicks into thinkin’ it’s okay being fat, like buying the DVD of her wearing athletic apparel and doin’ lame exercises that don’t work, because all this video really is, is a jerk off video for her male fans, who want to see her strugglin’, sweating and squatting in tight clothes.

The high heeled boots are a nice touch, that shit is always a hit at the fucking gym. You money grubbing cunt.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Shoot|Workout Video

2009

17

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Sunglasses Sunburn of the Day

Kim Kardashian has a sunglasses tan because she fell asleep in Mexico, where she is, because I guess do nothing of substance everyday is only really fun when you take it international. I am posting this because her tits and because seeing brown people burnt is funny, let’s just hope next time around, the pictures of a burnt Kardashian are taken at the scene of her plane crash on the way home, not because I like wishing death on people, but because I have nothing nice to say about her.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Sunburn|Tits

2009

09

Apr

Kim Kardashian and Her Fat Friend Show Off Their Tits at the Basketball Game of the Day

Kim Kadashian brought her fat friend to the basketball game to find black dudes because black dude like big titty fat chicks and big titty fat chicks apparently like black dudes, as long as they are pro athletes, it doesn’t matter what sport they are pro in, just as long as they are pro. Groupie whores. Do I really need to write about this on a daily fucking basis, couldn’t I be at a fucking basketball game, or in the fucking gutter with rich chicks with big tits, and not on a computer writing nonsense about nonsense. Unfortunately, I am too fucking lazy. Somebody. Save Me….

Posted in:Brittany Gastineau|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

03

Apr

Kim Kardashian Wishes She Had Photoshop in Everyday Life of the Day

Rumor has it that Kim Kardashian is investing her porn slut money into trying to create some hollogram screen that you wear and shit makes you look photoshooped when you walk around giving off the optical illusion that she’s as tight as her magazine published pictures, you know so that her gut, thighs, ass and other fat that stems from her being a lazy fucking big, gets airbrushed out so that the public doesn’t have to be reminded of the lie she is living…..I mean I made that rumor up, but it’s something she may want to consider, because if this is what she looks like in everyday life, her line of workout DVDs are obviously a fuckin’ joke, and designed for girls fatter than her to feel like they’re doing their part at getting fit, but never giving up their pint a day ice cream addiction.

I guess who really cares, I know I don’t, but I just wrote a bad post about it, so maybe I do….

Here’s the photoshoot video….

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian|Thick

2009

30

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ol’ Tits of the Day

Oh shit – more Kim Kardashian. I figure writing about her once a day isn’t enough, I need to really just fixate on her, you know maybe change the site to only be about her, I’ll call it something like OfficalKimKardashian.com or some shit, and I’ll post all the exclusive stories about her, but I have a feeling that’s already gone down and is just another genius idea that I’ve slept on over the course of my life as a failure….

Posted in:Boobs|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

30

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Still Got a Fat Ass of the Day

Fuck. The last thing I want to do is write about these celebrity idiots. Not because I don’t care about them, but because I really don’t give a fuck about them. It’s like totally irrelevant to my life, and I am convinced the general public’s interest in them is slowly dropping off, because guess what, we have our own lives to live, and obsessing over Kim Kardashian’s big fucking ass, or whehter she has an eating disorder, whether she’s just lazy, or whether she’s a spoiled fucking cunt who has no business being famous, but who fucked on camera to get there, like a good dirty little whore, and I am not just saying that cuz her skin is brown and looks like she rolled in mud for a few fucking hours like the pig that she is, I say that cuz she doesn’t use condoms.

On a side note, Nice work out clothes though, I almost believed you work out, I mean except for the fact that you’re fat.

Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian

2009

27

Mar

Some Kim Kardashian Fat Chick Tits of the Day

Unlike Lily Allen, Kim Kardashian does fat right, sure she’s not the hottest girl out there and looks a bit like a man, or something that I haven’t quite figured out, but you gotta give the girl some respect, she manages to suck down all the donuts, ice cream, candy, chips, chocolate, cake, carbs, fried chicken her lazy, slacking, rich piece of shit can, and it just seems to end up in the right places, tricking dudes into thinking she’s a big titty, big booty, curvy goddess, leading to her making more money, ending up a cover girl, all while just being a fat pig of a girl optical illusion. The kind of optical illusion fat girls I see at fast food joints would really appreciate if they took 5 minutes off of their emotional eating….

Either way, here are her big ol’ titties.

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

26

Mar

Kim Kardashian and the Photoshop Scandal of the Day


The people at Complex are my fucking family. Sure Marc Ecko doesn’t send me birthday gifts, doesn’t invite me down to play basketball in his office, doesn’t send me his cover girls or clothing models to have sex with, but his staff have always been good to me and even featured me in the magazine and have consistently kept the friendship alive and that means a lot to me.

That said, they fucked up yesterday by posting an unphotoshopped picture of Kim Kardashian, maybe it was a publicity stunt that worked, since shit hit Perez Hilton, Gawker and all these other huge websites, and it even got back to Kim Kardashian who wrote this:

everyone has been putting up these pics from Complex Magazine showing the comparison of the original un-photoshopped photo that mistakenly was put up on complex.com.

Complex later replaced the pic with the photoshopped version, causing all of this drama.

But you know what, who cares! ??

So what: I have a little cellulite. What curvy girl doesn’t!? ??

How many people do you think are photoshopped? It happens all the time!? ?…

I’m proud of my body and my curves and this picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn’t mean I’m perfect.”

Which is code for “I eat too much” and “I am lazy” but “Black people want to fuck me…”..

Either way, the thing that pisses me off is that 5 months ago, I found some photoshop dude who worked professionally for companies retouching pictures and his work on Kim Kardashian was part of his portfolio, shit took so much hard work that this expert felt it was his priced piece of work and I posted the shit, but no one noticed…

So I figure I’ll throw it out there again, because you can see just how fat this bitch I’ve been calling fat all these years is, and stop defending her, because she may be a cover girl, but she’s contributed nothing of value to society.


SEE MY OLD KIM KARDASHIAN PHOTOSHOP RETOUCHING POST
(cuz I am ahead of the game…and know how to spot a pig when I see one)

SEE KIM KARDASHIAN’S FAKE UNTOUCHED BIKINI PICS (cuz she’s full of shit and real fat)

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Photoshop

2009

25

Mar

Death Wish of the Day

Cunts who feel ironic t-shirts really speak to them and say exactly what they are thinking making it so funny to come across in a store or on some asshole wearing it….DIE.

Posted in:Death Wish|Kim Kardashian