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Archive for the Lindsay Lohan Category

2008

24

Jun

Lohan Eating Burger of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lohan eating a burger, it’s something she’s pretty good at because she’s given up Hot Dogs and has been practicing a lot. You should take notes, I hear its an easy way to keep that fat chick your fucking around for a few more rounds, but that’s just because fat chicks love food.

My lesbian jokes suck but I heard this one the other day:

What do you call a lesbian with big fingers:
-well hung

That one’s better than mine, it’s kinda the story of my life.

Posted in:Burger|Lindsay Lohan

2008

20

Jun

Lohan’s Got a Tight Body of the Day

Lohan is the only person I post about that I actually like. Maybe it’s because we are connected at the soul, but I think it’s got more to do with her not really giving a fuck. You know, rippin’ lines in public at clubs after drinking heavily leading her to rehab and crashing cars, dating many random dudes including Mexican pieces of shit from That 70s Show, leading to rumors of STDs and now lesbianisn, but she just keeps on going and openly does her thing without being a spoiled cunt about things like Paris Hilton even though she probably could.

She’s made her own money and I think girls got it going on and if I knew how to write, I’d definitely write a movie that would win her an Oscar and based on my research it would either have to make her a transgendered downs syndrome retard with breast cancer who follows her dreams of being a pornstar but gets raped and pregnant and miscarries throwing her into a journey of self discovery that leads her to adopting her prostitute friend who got shot’s baby and turning her life around by finding Jesus before dying, because that’s the kind of shit the Academy Awards are really into.

Either way, this is Lohan and she is pulling up her shirt and showing off her stomach and I like it mainly because she’s not fat and everything around me seems to be fat, including myself but excluding my penis and my wallet.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Tight Body

2008

06

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Got Some Hot Tits of the Day

I was at a friends watching TV and celebrity expert Perez Hilton was on talking about Lindsay Lohan and how she’s not a full dyke, but more of a girl in an open relationship with a girl who still hooks up with dudes on the side but keeps that shit under the radar because it will make her look bad. I figured who the fuck cares about who she’s fucking, since it’s not me, and in my life have never really paid much notice to girls who girls who aren’t fucking me are fucking because it’s frustrating. I’d rather just look at their big ol’ tits and think about them bouncing in my face instead of the face of who they are bouncing for, it’s less abusive to my self esteem that is already pretty much non-existent.

What I do know, is that Lohan has and will remain the only celebrity I would ever kick it with, but that’s just because we’re connected at the soul and you can’t really argue with destiny…

Posted in:cleavage|Lindsay Lohan|Tits

2008

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess I am getting old, I just woke up from a 5 hour nap with one sock on and my balls exposed. I have no idea what happed, I was on the computer working on a post, drank a beer my wife brought me and woke up 5 hours later without even realizing I passed out.

I sleep enough every night and it’s not like I really over extend myself except but even after 2 huge coffees I passed the fuck out. I like to believe that the only explanation is that it is probably terminal disease that hasn’t manifested itself yet . You’ll all miss me. But before I go, Here are my links to click, take advantage of them when you still can.

I guess it could have been my wife date raping me for not banging her last night and needing some cock, but that makes me feel uneasy and I’d rather just think it’s cancer, because prison rape is the only kind of acceptable rape

Either way, here are my links.

Some Oiled Up Fitness Slut Shows Off Her Toned Body, Tight Ass and Big Titties in This Workout Video for You Fat Pigs….
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Posh Spice Making Sex Faces
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Batman’s Fetish for “Boy Wonders” is Called into Question
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Lil’ Kim’s Transformation into Michael Jackson is Almost Complete
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Cheryl Tweedy is in Purple Spandex Showing Off her Tits and I Love It
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The Hogans are Still Assholes
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Battlestar Galacta’s Sexy Grace Park Gallery
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The Top 10 Pro Athlete Daughters
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Tyra Banks Shows Off her Huge Hips on Some Magazine Cover
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Here’s a Funny Story on Vulgar Chicks You Want to Fuck Despite Them Thinking Farting is Cool….
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More Lisa Angeline Slut Video
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Find the clitoris!! It’s Not Just a Myth!!
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Sharon Stone’s Cellulite Ass
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Watch People Have Sex and Tell The Dude How Hard To Stuff the Whore
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Cigarette Box Transformers Video (seriously, this is awesome)
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These Teenaged Sluts Stole From Girl Scouts But Not Their Girl Scout Virginity – Scout’s Honor.
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Carmen Electra Gallery
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Anahi Gonzales is a Hot Slut
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Kate Hudson Short Dress/Stupid Boots
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Gary Dourdan From CSI Isn’t Going to Jail, Because Famous People Get to do Whatever the Fuck They Want
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Elisha Cuthbert Looking Good While Grabbing Something to Eat
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Amy Winehouses Complextion is Really Clearing Up and by Clearing Up, I Mean Looks Disgusting
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Amateur Striptease of the Day
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Slut and the City Hang Out at the NY Premier
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Hailey Star Hot French Maid
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Find Girls to Fuck, I Hear It’s What the Kids Are Doing These Days
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Another Homemade Stripper Pole Mishap
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Some Girl Breaks Her Arm Because She’s Doing a Gay Fuckin’ Dance
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Stick Shifter Fuck
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Some Latin Chick Shows Off Her Massive Tits
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Family Needs Education in Learning English
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Dunkin’ Donuts Apologizes for Being Racist Pigs Who Made America Fat
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Ordinary Girls Get Crazy at the Male Strip Club
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Some Chick Flashes her Neighbor
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Some Really Hot Beach Candids
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Sex With a Bellerina Makes for a Good Time
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Some Unwanted Public Facials
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Petre Nemcova Throwback that Almost Made My Dick Move
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Big Titted Lesbian Make Out
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Find Sex With This and Thank Me Later – It Works…
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Bath Time Stripdown
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Sophie Anderton Topless Throwback
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Lesbian Video of the Day
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And Now, the Worst Idea Ever…
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Sharon Stone’s Films Banned in China After She Run Her Fucking Mouth About The Earth
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The Top 10 Cutest Sex Toys Out There
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Some Chick in Her Underwear Doing the Hula Hoop Out on a Wii Fit
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Some Chick Named Lana Gets Naked on the Beach
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Some Dude Named Vince P’s Song Remixed by Diplo
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There’s Something Hot About a Mom and 14 Year Lohan Lookin at Pics of a Blowjob Together
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Here’s a Sex and the City review with spoilers… because I like to ruin people’s days…
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Chuck Norris Must Be as Hurtin for Money as I Am
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Facebook Gangster (It’s an Oxymoron I Know)
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Keeley Hazell Pink Lingerie
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George Clooney Dumps His Gold Digging Girlfriend Sarah Larson
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PORN REVIEWS:

Lesbian Porn Sites
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Hairy Chick Porn Sites
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Drunk Chick Porn Sites
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Creampie Porn Sites
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Handjob Porn Sites
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IN THE NEWS

Some Foot Fetishist Gets Busted
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University of North Florida’s, in Jacksonville-FL, ad campain on campus for new license plates, spells out racial slur.
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Some Swedish Woman Claims to Be Married to the Berlin Wall
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Plastic Fetish Man Gets Charged
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CONTEST

I saw this bitch Julianne Hough on Oprah Today and I Found Her Hot, Then This Contest Where She Sings or you and your friends came to my inbox and felt it was fate telling me that one of you will win – so sign up.
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FIND

Some Chubby Chick and Her Tit
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Some Chick in Her Underwear Showing Off Her Ass
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BONUS – CLUB WHORES GET DRUNK AND FUCK YOU IF YOU GIVE THEM GREY GOOSE AND CHAMPAGNE

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2008

26

May

Lindsay Lohan in France with a Little Bikini of the Day

Everyone seems to care about Lohan in her bikini, but no one seems to ever care about what I am wearing. Well, I am tired of the attention being diverted from me and will tell you this..I have a brown shirt on, sure it started out white about 8 years ago, but these things happen.

Posted in:Bikini|France|Lindsay Lohan

2008

26

May

Lindsay Lohan’s in France with a Little Up Her Pants of the Day

I was hanging out at the coffee shop because I had no money to go out and do anything worth doing and felt like watching teenage girls drink their 1000 calorie blended coffee drinks knowing that if they keep up that habit they will be 200 pounds by the time they are 20 so that they better fuckin’ enjoy their Chocolate Chip overpriced Frap now, while their rich skinny teenage asses can afford it because it’s all down hill for them

There was a group of insecure 15 year olds, the kind of girls who don’t get much male attention because they are slow developers and not really down with cock but are instead down with studying and watching Will Farrel movies. One was complaining about how her shirt is lowcut and how she never wears shirts that are that revealing, another one was complaining about how her hair always looks stupid. Then the one in a short skimpy dress, who I labeled the Lohan of the group came in with words of encouragement when she said that “boys love tits”. It’s that kind of inspirational words of wisdom that come out of a teenage girl that make me feel like Lohan’s done her job right.

Here are some pictures of her having an upskirt

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Panties|Upskirt

2008

23

May

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are Friends of the Day

I don’t understand why people give a fuck whether these two are lovers or not, if anything it’s hot as fuck and not something to get all pissed off and punch the wall over, it’s not like you ever had the opportunity to get with Lohan in the first place and the truth is if you really believe, as you print off ever picture you’ve ever seen of her to staple on your wall, and watch every DVD she’s ever been in every night before bed, you can still live out the fantasy of that when she goes back to men, you’ll be the one she chooses.

The point is that seeing a girl with another dude leads to a girl getting married and pregnant and leaving no chance for you to move in, but a girl with another girl always leaves the dream of an open door for another dude to come in and sweep her off her feet. Unfortunately, for me, that guy won’t be me, but I am fully supportive of this union but that’s just because I love watching girls go down on each other. I’m a guy like that.

I feel like I should be the dude getting off (the plane) with them, but that’s not going to happen because apparently the guy I met last night who looks like Sam Ronson thinks I have no chance and I believe him because he seems like an authority on tight jeans, sneakers and funny hats and knows what his people like.

Posted in:Friends|Lindsay Lohan|Samantha Ronson

2008

23

May

Lindsay Lohan on Ugly Betty of the Day

You know what it comes down to is that I fucking love Lindsay Lohan and feel bad she had to embarrass herself by taking a job on Ugly Betty to satisfy her cocksuckin’ management and publicity people. The whole concept of Ugly Betty is completely against everything I stand for and I am not even that superficial of a person, proven in the fact that I have fucked really ugly girls, but seeing really ugly ethnically confused woman with big teeth on my TV just really fucks up my shit. I can’t really explain it, but I think the uglies should be saved for the bar when I am drunk and lonely and willing to take on any pussy and not or network television. The worst thing about this is that there are a ton of ugly girls in the world and they are supporting this show hard, because they can related leading to this bitch winning awards when she should just be winning herpes from the horny men who fuck them with a condom because they know they can’t get shit from their untouched pussies.

Either way, I support all of Lohan’s decisions, and despite this clip sucking, at least she got the ugly chick beat up from some balls, because let’s face it, these are probably the only balls smacking her in the face for a long time and Lohan is doing her a favor because she is a modern day saint in my books….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Ugly Bety

2008

19

May

Lindsay Lohan in Her Bikini of the Day

Lohan was out in her bikini this weekend, while I was out wondering the streets all alone, hoping something interesting came my way. It never did. I guess it’s pretty obvious that her life is better than mine and to make matters worse, that whole Facebook Lohan was all a lie and the Lohan who was sending me messages was a fake and not the real Lohan reaching out to profess her love for me while declaring that all these years I’ve been watching her, she’s been watching me. I am pretty much over it.

I was talking to a girl I know who has slept with hundreds of dudes, I like to call her my little Lohan even though she’s about 200 pounds. We were talking about STDs and abortions and she claims to have never had either despite never using condoms. I tried to explain to her that it’s a number games and she’s either lying to me or the luckiest slut in the world, but then I got to thinking that maybe STDs and pregnancy are just a myth and that you should bang every girl you come across unprotected to prove the media and their scare tactics wrong. But then I realized that this 200 pound bitch’s uterus was probably eaten by her hungry stomach one day when she skipped lunch in some attempt to have a fashionable eating disorder before realizing how much she needs food and more importantly that every dude she’s been with had to have been a 25 year old virgin because no matter how horny a guy is, there is no way he’d get up in that unless it was for practice in hope of landing a real girl.

Either way, here’s Lohan in a bikini and I still want to play with her vagina, but that’s probably just because I have no friends and figure that her vagina is pretty friendly and doesn’t discriminate new people it meets….

Posted in:Bikini|Lindsay Lohan

2008

16

May

Lindsay Lohan Broke Up With Me of the Day

Lindsay Lohan or the person pretending to be Lindsay Lohan on Facebook has taken me along for a ride on her emotional rollercoaster of a life. It all started when I read that she had a Facebook account and didn’t bother lookin’ for her because I spent too much time talking to a fake Lohan on mysapce a couple of years ago an it never led to my dream of watching her shower on webcam, so I just ignored it because I am playing hard to get.

Either way, she reached out to me and sent me a random message making me realize the person was fake and pretending to be Lohan but gave me a bit of an egoboost regardless because I have nothing going on in life and people rarely add me to Facebook, so it was nice knowing that someone eager enough to pretend to be Lohan knew who I was. The Lohan account ended up adding me as a friend, one day she Facebook chatted me but I wasn’t on the computer and missed out so I decided that I should try to take advantage of this shit in the event it is actually Lohan, which is possible considering she’s not doing a whole lot in life right now. So I went out and called the number listed on the profile about 100 times and got no answer but left messages I forgot to record. I hit up Samantha Ronson on Facebook trying to get more info while getting her to be my middleman (literally) to get intouch with Lohan in hopes of taking the site to the next level with her money and support.

I went back online today and bitch deleted me so my Facebook relationship with Lohan or someone pretending to be Lohan is officially over and I am a little broken up about it.

Here are some parting images of Lohan in Beverly Hills with some older lady, because despite not having Lohan on Facebook, I’ll always have pictures of her to remind me of our short lived internet love affair and pictures are a whole lot more stable than she is.

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan