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Archive for the Model Category

2010

25

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Model who Isn’t Modeling of the Day

I don’t like seeing models when they are fully clothed and not modeling…who gives a fuck about them living their everyday lives, spending the insane amounts of money that they made by just lookin’ good and standing around in exotic places half naked all day….

I do like seeing them in photoshoots, when their hair and make-up and photoshop is on their side but more importantly, they’re half naked….

Because I’ve been to a couple of bars over the years where I’ve been stuck next to models, what you don’t see in the pictures, is that they are really fucking tall and big, making me feel like the little bitch most of you probably think I am….

I’m more into girls I can at least fantasize about having sex with, you know the kind of girl I can visualize spinning around on my pathetic dick, not girls I’m scared may not make it through the bedroom door without ducking, but I’m definitely down with seeing them in picture….just not these kinds of pictures…but the pictures they make millions for…

So here’s Alessandra Ambrosio leaving a bar, being a bad mother, but maybe that’s just the Brazilian way….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Model

2010

24

Mar

Miranda Kerr is a Model Who Isn’t Modeling of the Day

I love models but think they should stick to getting pictures of them taken either half naked or while modeling because nothing says really fucking boring like this Victoria’s Secret bitch Miranda Kerr in these pictures of her just living life, something no guy I know is really into seeing, as we see girls just living life all the fucking time…Show us your fucking tits, it’s not like you’re not a whore who gets in her underwear for money, like a stripper only better paid and “classier” according to the public, excluding me, because I know half naked for money is still half naked for money…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Model

2010

18

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Dances in Esquire of the Day

Esquire got a hoit model in her underwear and I didn’t…so here’s their video and not my video because the only person I seem capable getting in their underwear is me and if that is a struggle and probably doesn’t smell or look this good……

Posted in:Candice Swanpoel|Dance|Esquire|Model

2010

18

Mar

Gisele’s Mom Tits of the Day

The rumor is that Gisele is working off her new baby weight and showing off her milk-filled tits, but she’s not fooling any of us…we all know she’s actually a dude they found in a small brazilian town…because men make better bikini models since they don’t get their periods…I mean Brazil is known for their trannies being very believable, so where the fuck else would the gangsters at Victoria’s Secret go to kidnap a motherfucker to work their asses off for them in exchange for their family’s freedom…who had to stage a pregnancy to justify his new breast implants…we know how it works…you’re not fooling us Gisele…or should I say George….

Either way, real tits, mom tits, fake tits on a tranny or not, she’s lookin’ better than ever…so new moms or dudes who are pretending to be new moms take some fucking notes…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Gym|Model|Mom|Tits

2010

16

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Topless Picture of the Day

Here’s one of the newest models to sell her soul to Victoria Secret because that stamp of approval is serious and means she’s got it going on in a big fucking way. She’ only 23 and she doesn’t mind getting topless making her pretty much my kind of girl. Not to mention I’ve been following everything she’s worn this month in this What She is Wearing feature on Vogue, cuz I’m creepy but not quite as creepy as the guy who came up with this concept….

Posted in:Model|Rosie Huntington-Whitely|Topless

2010

16

Mar

Jerry Hall You’re Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

Jerry Hall was a top model in the 1970-and now she’s scary as fuck, which makes you wonder what kind of girls get booked as models. I know for the most part they take a good picture when they are young and before they are eaten by the fucking lifestyle of hard drinking and drugs, but when you get the make-up off and give them a few year in bake in the sun, they are nothing but serious monsters. Sure, in pictures a 6 foot tall chick looks like she’d be fun to get up inside, but when you put her in heels and stand next to her at the bar, it feels more like you can crawl up her leg and burry yourself into her womb to keep warm when you’ve been evicted and have no where else to go…unfortunately, the freaks of natures have these egos that come with charing 2000 dollars a picture that makes them uninterested in short fat men, even though you’d think they’d take anything they could get based on their look, when really they have more money and glamor than they know what to do with…that’s why you should always be nice to freakishly tall women…when they are young, because by the time they weather like Jerry Hall, there’s pretty much nothing left for you…except maybe Mick Jagger divorce settlement money…but even that may not be enough to distract a man from this fucked up face.

Here she is in her prime for those of you who probably have no idea who Jerry Hall is….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jerry Hall|Model|old

2010

02

Mar

Elle Macpherson and Her Retired Model Legs of the Day

It always impresses me when I see moms who look like Elle Macpherson, not that it happens ever, but it would impress me if I did, because moms just aren’t supposed to look worth fucking sober.

I am sure her baby daddy feels pretty fucking lucky that the mother of his kids is this easy to look at, but then again, I am sure her baby daddy fucks a lot hotter younger pussy than her, as he is probably really fucking rich, cuz models don’t really have kids with people who aren’t really fucking rich, it’s against their rules….

All I do know is that Elle Macpherson is fucking up my theory that pussy dies at 30. I traditionally hate older bitches but because older bitches usually expire. THe let themselves sag, droop, eat whatever they fucking want, turn disgusting and feel entitled cuz they are busy raising kids…bullshit….sure, she doesn’t work, she has nannies, she has a trainer who she pays more than most executives make a year, and it’s her fucking livlihood to stay lookin’ this good, but I just wish more women had that same drive and treated lookin’ good like it was their job. It would make parent-teacher night I sometimes sneak into at the local elementary school lookin’ for eager, desperate single-moms willing to support me, a lot more fun.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Legs|Model

2010

18

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Nipples in a Skimpy Outfit of the Day

I know. Seeing Pam Anderson modeling for her boring played out homo club kid friend after all these years never gets old, but she does. Seriously, her body, no matter how hard she tries to keep it up to date, it just keeps falling short, but I guess gay people are just drawn to how fun and famous she is and don’t care that she looks like a fuckin dude as her feminity slowly drips out of her in her final periods, if anything they celebrate that dry pussy shit….

The sad news is that I’d still suck the hepatitis out of her dirty used up pussy, but that’s not saying much for Pam Anderson, it’s just saying a whole lot about me.

Bonus – Some Amanda Lepore Nipple for the Weird Tranny Lovers….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Menopause|Model|old|Pam Anderson|Tit

2010

16

Feb

Nieve Jennings in Some Wedding Lingerie of the Day

I don’t know about you but the idea of “Wedding” themed lingerie is pretty much counter intuitive, and I don’t even know what counter intuitive means, I just know that there is nothing hot about getting married, and that no dude fetishizes about about his wedding night and that this little outfit is definitely designed for women to masturbate in, since we only get married when we’ve given up on life and figure we can’t do any better than the bitch we are with and are willing to accept that this is fuckin’ it.

Our wedding night is never the best sex of our lives, if anything our wives are too tired to really put out proper, foreshadowing what is to come. Not to mention the best sex of our life happend on vacation with this hot chick who happened to be on the resort and who was recently single and ready to spite her ex for cheating on her by giving a radom guy the best sex of his life for an entire week and little fucking compares to that….

Her name is Nieve Jennings, I don’t know anything about her, but I know her wedding fetish outfit is really fucking depressing

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lingerie|Model|Nieve Jennings

2010

16

Feb

Some Teen Gets a Date With Maxim Model of the Day

I love that a geeky weird 17 year old kid who looks like he’s making a personal computer in his garage in 1982 can land a date with a Maxim Model and we can’t.

All it takes is a little drive and a little geeky weird 17 year old dancing like an asshole so that all the idiots around the itnernet watch the shit and think it is the funniest thing ever because they have the minds of retarded mice, if you know what I mean…

But no matter how basic an idea this is, you gotta give dude props, cuz despite lookin’ real non threatening, I hear he has an elaborate plan to rape and murder the bitch so she can never leave him.

Serves her right for meeting a dude from the internet.

Posted in:Maxim|Model|Teen