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2009

10

Dec

Kylie Bisutti is Another Victoria’s Secret Model in Her Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a new Victoria’s Secret model. I’ve never heard of her but can only assume she was abducted by her third world, war torn country by the Victoria’s Secret scouts, and in exchange for her soul, they gave her this career, and got her out of the hell she was living, all she had to do was become a product of their corporation for the rest of her life, or until she gets too fat like Karolina Kourkova, or her penis falls out of her bikini like she was Gisele, and the whole sex trade based model business Victoria’s Secret is in, really doesn’t bother me, because I like bitches in bikinis…

Unfortunately, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Model Search Finalist has some lie about her being from California….I’m sticking to my abducted from third world country theory….

Kylie Bisutti
Biography
Age: 19?Hometown:Simi Valley, CA??Kylie is an adventure-seeking 19-year-old who likes to dive right in, whether she’s playing sports—or actually scuba diving. She took a big chance at age 16 when she traveled to Japan to try modeling. Now, the 5’10” beauty says her goal is to show young women how to be comfortable in their own skin. Her biggest secret? She likes to dance like a crazy person when she’s alone. Will those dance moves help her on the runway?


Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Kylie Bisutti|Model|Victoria's Secret

2009

18

Nov

Some Model Named Catherine McNeil May Be a Heroin Addict of the Day

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This girl is some 20 year old model from Australia who started modeling when she was 14. She is apparently a lesbian who is dating some MTV VJ I’ve never heard of and won’t bother looking up named Ruby Rose or some shit and these are supposed to be pictures of her “heroin” trackmarks.

This story has already been done, we’ve all seen the movie and read the wikipedia page, her name was GIA and Angelina Jolie got naked in the fucking movie.

I hate this cliche bullshit, it’s so typical, why can’t a model who gets paid to do pretty much nothing but sit around do something good with their life, like save AIDS babies instead of being so self involved and self absorbed that they become the AIDS babies who need saving thanks to dirty needles and homosex.

Who cares. She deserves to die for being such an idiot.

On a sidenote, it is very possible that these are just lesbian scatches or battle wounds from lesbian sex or lesbian fights or maybe it is from her pet cat who got overexcited when they were playing and that really changes the whole dynamic of this post, but I am down with the heroin in the fashion industry theory cuz it’s a better angle….so I’m sticking to it…

Here are some pics of her modeling….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Catherine McNeil|Heroin Addict|Model

2009

18

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio for Some Videoshoot of the Day

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I am guessing this is some video clip bullshit they are going to use in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, but what the fuck do I know, I live in Canada and really don’t give a fuck or stay on top of this shit, I have enough trouble wiping my ass when drunk or hungover, which is always, to waste my energy tracking these models because they don’t waste their time tracking me, but they will once they find me hiding under their bed masturbating or in their closets masturbating to all the outrageous money they’ve made strictly for being hot because the world we live in is pretty fucking superficial and our priorities are all fucking out of wack and that is okay with me….but only cuz I hate ugly chicks…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Model

2009

16

Nov

Model Lily Cole Gets Rejected from a Club of the Day

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Lily Cole is one of those models who gets a ton of fucking work and thinks she’s all fucking that because she spent her entire youth as the tall awkward lookin’ bitch growing up, because she is tall and awkward, but some gaylord in a fashion company decided she had what he needed because she looked fucking strange and it worked with his concept, and all the fucking drones followed his lead giving her more and more work, making her more and more money, and feeding this ego that makes her think she’s not that awkward girl in her school, cuz someone who doesn’t fuck women gave her the stamp of approval and she gets paid for the fuckin’ shit.

So when I see her try to get into a club by the backdoor, because she thinks people care and know who she is, since she’s a model who shouldn’t be a model but who let being a model get to her head and make-up for all the teasing she grew up with, and she gets rejected, I have no choice but to laugh cuz it serves her right…it’s karma for being so ugly and stupidly dressed but thinking you’ve got it going on. I guess we call this a reality check…

If you don’t know who Lily Cole is – Here she is Modeling Naked.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lily Cole|Model|Rejection

2009

10

Nov

Gemma Ward is Fucking Fat of the Day

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I guess the pressure of being skinny has got to Gemma Ward and by Gemma Ward I mean her shoes cuz this model’s gone fat and the weight is probably pretty fucking abusive to her shoes and I guess to her career because she was a top model just a few months ago, and now he boyfriend probably doesn’t want to let her get on top for fear of getting choked the fuck out. Seriously, I don’t get how one eating disorder of starving herself went to the other eating disorder of trying to kill yourself with cake, but it did and I guess this is just another example of another one biting the dust, you know a bitch like my wife who led me to believe wasn’t a fat chick disguised as a skinny chick and I guess we should all point and laugh, but I’d watch out cuz she’s probably pretty sensitive about this shit, you know it is probably a soft spot, cuz she won’t be able to pull in the huge money she made herself and her management and they are probably pretty fucking mad about it. So here’s to hoping we will get to run into her working the cash at Wal Mart when all her money dries up. These are very exciting times…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat|Gemma Ward|Model

2009

15

Oct

Miranda Kerr and Her Skinny Model Legs of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr showing off her legs in some hipster lookin’ mini skirt, I figure shit’s worth posting because I went to the trouble of uploading them and I’m really not sure why, making this one of the many lazy, useless posts on the site, because let’s face it, if you were me, you would have quit doing this bullshit years ago.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Miranda Kerr|Model

2009

03

Aug

Miranda Kerr in Her Bikini Like It’s Her Job of the Day

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I am almost tired of uploading pictures of bitches in bikinis, but figured the last bikini post of the day might as well go to a fucking professional, expecially one as amazing as Miranda Kerr is amazing. When she first hit the scene I found her shit tired and boring and overrated, but whoever it was who found her and brought her into my life, by making her a model deserves a promotion or some shit, he’s a fucking hero. She and her young tight body that dreams are made of…at least someone’s dreams…not my dreams…cuz I am realistic about shit…I more into having dreams about more attainable chicks…like ones who don’t live on the other side of the world and who are desperate for money and willing to do anything for 20 dollars cuz their life depends on it…those girls are EASY….these supermodel bitches are totally high maintenance and expect you to shower…unless they are Kate Moss…in which case they expect you to have STDs…which is part of the reason why she’s awesome…but just as much the reason why she’s disgusting…while Miranda Kerr is just lovely. Here are the pics. I am going to pass the fuck out now…too much third grade level writing for one man in one day.

Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr|Model

2009

31

Jul

Some Tyra Banks Posing of the Day

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Before the Tyra Banks show, there was just Tyra Banks, a girl who worked as a bikini model and lingerie model with an amazing body, who kept her fucking mouth shut. But then some asshole producer, thought “shit, I’m gonna give her a talk show” because I guess he felt that since we had no interest in what she had to day since she was on Fresh Prince of Bel Air and shit was scripted, we’d care now, even if our only relationship with her was staring at her tits and dreaming about marrying a picture of her, because not only did it look good, but the Motherfucker didn’t talk back….

And now…she doesn’t shut up….

Here she is doing some photoshoot for something…..

Posted in:Black|Model|Posing|Tyra Banks

2009

28

Jul

Leticia Birkheuer in a Hot Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t know how my site turned into strictly a bikini stalking site, like the place where every useless no name cunt I can find in a bikini gets posted, but I’m starting to get nervous thinking about what I am going to do when summer is over and bitches start wearing sweaters.

I’m gonna be fucked. It’ll be the end of me and I won’t know what to do with myself, but that’s probably a bad thing for society cuz this site keeps me off the streets, but maybe that’ll be a good thing for my reader who is in desperate need of a life, and the death of this site, may just be thing thing to give him that kick in the ass to get his fucking shit together, just not as good of a thing as this bitch Leticia Birkheuer’s bathing suit bottoms….which in this case aren’t that good of a thing because the ass it is on. I’ve seen better ass on a 12 year old, and this bitch claims to be Brazilian and a model? Well and ass like that is enough evidence for me that either she’s retired or someone out there’s lying to me….

Either way, decide for yourself….

Posted in:Bikini|Leticia Birkheuer|Model

2009

17

Jul

Marisa Miller’s Not As Hot as Her Body of the Day

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Marisa Miller is a bikini model because of her body so that’s what we should be focusing on because whatever the fuck is going on with her hard, leathery, old lookin’ face, reminds me of some ex-prostitutes I was in NA with a couple of years ago. It’s like this bitch started out with a set of fake tits, two 10 pound dumbells, a tanning machine and a fuckin’ dream and she made it, but time isn’t on her face’s side, shit is melting into some kind of weird, but I’m definitely on her body’s side, shit is done proper, so she needs to embrace her place in the world and get in a little less dress and a little more bikini, but at least we get a taste with them legs…

Posted in:Legs|Marisa Miller|Model