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2009

09

Jul

Agyness Deyn Eating of the Day

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Models aren’t supposed to eat. What is this craziness. Eating would go against everything they stand for, they do coke and diet coke, they do drinking and chewing gum, they do anorexic and other eating disorders, so seeing this model chowing the fuck down like she was Dan and Roseanne is on some “I hate you mom and dad” rebellious kick, like when a kid goes into art school when his dad is a doctor and planned for him to be a doctor too or some shit…..

So this is for the dudes who like fat chicks and want to see the slow death of a skinny chick cuz if she keeps up this behavior it won’t be long before she’s 300 pounds and it’s all because she’s spent so many years trying to stay skinny. End of a fuckin’ era, which is ok because I don’t find her hot….

Posted in:Agyness Deyn|Eating|Model

2009

11

Jun

Lily Cole Was Ugly and Now She’s Fat of the Day

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Lily Cole went from supermodel to super fat. Not that she was worth jerking off to to begin with, I mean unless if you like orange pubic haired obscure lookin’ models that give the weird lookin tall girl in high school’s around the world hope of one day being models because the fashion industry is run by gays and they don’t know what real men want but focus on what the clothes need and the whole thing is fucked up.

I guess not as fucked up as her weight gain that I guess is some kind of statement that she won’t starve for the sake of work anymore, or maybe she’s trying to rebel against the only thing she has going for her, in some self-destructive bullshit that wouldd be like me quitting drinking, joining a gym and getting a fuckin’ job, not that that will ever happen, but I’m trying to give you an idea of the magnitude of what is going on in these pictures and I’m not talking about the abuse her pants are going through…

Here are the disgusting fat chicks…

Posted in:Lily Cole|Model|Superfat

2009

04

Jun

Rachel Hunter Was a Bikini Model of the Day

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I never understood the Rachel Hunter appeal when she was big in the 80s, I always just assumed it was a glitch in the modeling agency process, like she squeezed in because at the time plus sized models didn’t exist, but SI needed someone with tits and she was eager or some shit, you know a right time, right place situation, but then Rod Stewart swept her up, because one day when he was feeling hetero he picked up the issue of SI and said get me the biggest blonde in here to reaffirm to the public that I am all fuckin’ man, and chose her because she was the one who looked most like his first love he met in a gay bath house named “Roger” but pronounced “RawJay”, like he was french, but really nothing but a poof.

Either way, she’s still around, she looks like hell, and if you jerked off to her 20 years ago, here’s the aftermath.

Posted in:Bikini|Haggard|Model|Rachel Hunter

2009

19

May

Lily Cole is a Top Model in Shorts of the Day

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This girl gets paid millions of dollars to model clothes and to make girls feel insecure about their bodies because they aren’t in the fashion mags and she is.

When I look at her I see a fuckin’ monster and if I was to cross her on the fucking street the last thing I would do is offer her a modeling contract. I’d either cross the street clutching my purse like I just saw a black dude, or I’d hire her to work in my touring carnival freak show that I’ve been trying to get started up, or maybe I’d just ask her to do porn, because porn is non-judgemental and likes all kind of ugly, just as long as it takes loads on its face, or really on any body part.

Posted in:Lily Cole|Model|Shorts

2009

02

Apr

Heidi Klum Does German Vogue Photoshoot of the Day

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I think Heidi Klum is amazing. She’s an older mom and she still does what she did to me many years ago when I first heard about her. I know alot of you racists can’t handle the fact that she is married to a black man, you know because you are intimidated by black dick, but whenever I get down and out, I turn on some Seal and shit is so good it makes me want to fuck him, you know German scat styles, flinging shit at each other like we’re a couple of chimps, only to end up pinned up against the wall and ripped apart by his very large penis, like I was Heidi fucking Klum.

Here she is doing some photoshoot for some German Vogue shit, she’s lookin’ a little beat up, which isn’t that much of a shock, because German’s are insane and into that kind of thing. If there is blood, death and shit, it’s good to go….

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Model|Vogue

2009

04

Mar

Amber Rose and Her Modeling Pictures of the Day

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Kanye’s lesbian master of the strap-on was some kind of booty model before she was fuckin him up the ass because it’s not gay when a chick does it to you and because fucking Kanye up the ass has a serious upside, like getting more famous than doing free photoshoots for local ghetto magazines who pay you in donuts and $20 gift certificate to the local movie theater, and like lots of free clothes and the chance to tell your friends you fucked Kanye up the ass like the little bitch that he is….

I am not feeling this, but I am only into chicks with eating disorders because my wife’s and I are fat enough to make me never see an ounce of fat again, even when the fat is distributed awkwardly throughout her body, leaving her skinny in some spots and obese in others, making me feel like I had a fucking stroke lookin’ at her because I can’t make sense of it…..and fucking with every guy who hit on her and got a date with her back when she worked behind the cash at walmart/McDonald’s when they could only get a good view of the waste up.

I know some of you dig this big booty shit, so I’ll fucking post it, but I’d rather it be in video…. but all I could find was this bikini car wash shit…..that I don’t think is her….

And some Women in Song Shit….

And the Best Mall Performance of All Time….I think this may be Lady Gaga Before she was Famous….

Here are those pics….

Posted in:Amber Rose|Kanye|Lesbian|Model

2009

29

Jan

Some Model Nipple of the Day

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I’ve gone down a bit of a weird road the last few posts. I probably shouldn’t have gone down them, but sometimes it’s okay to post shit that I’d normally never post, especially when I am feeling lost and confused. The truth is sometimes you need to switch things up and take that road you were explicitly told not to take by your foster mother because the guy who lives at the end of the street is fucking creepy and a reported sex offender. You know try new things, even though she told you over and over again not to knock on his door to ask for money for the church charity you were running, but if I had listened I would have never made the 25 dollars and got the chance to sit on Santa’s pantless lap in the middle of July and tell him all the things I wanted before having him tell me all the things he wanted to do to me….if you know what I mean.

To get my focus back, here are some nipples from some Paris Week Fashion show, because nipples are awesome.

Posted in:Model|Nipples

2009

28

Jan

Megan Fox in Some Old School Modeling Pictures of the Day

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Here are some old modeling pictures of Megan Fox from when she was younger and her lips were far less tainted, less swollen and less diseased from all the abuse she has put them through in her quest to be the next Angelina Jolie. Yes. I am talking about her whore pussy and not her collagen filled mess on her face. The same whore pussy I would throw a saddle on a ride into the sunset. The same whore pussy I would strap into and break speed records. The same whore pussy I would teach to do circus tricks. The same whore pussy I’d hose the fuck down like a Zoo animal on a hot summer day because it’s had David from 90210 in it first. I don’t know where I am going with this, but here are old modeling pictures from a much simpler time.

BONUS – I think this video of teens out of control are of Megan Fox in her youth, but I could be wrong. It happens everyday…

Posted in:Megan Fox|Model

2008

09

Oct

Angela Lindvall Poses in a Bikini on 5th Avenue for Jimmy Choo of the Day

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I guess this is just another hard day at the office for model Angela Lindvall, who was seen shooting some Jimmy Choo ad on 5th Avenue in a bikini in October. To think people say that models have it easy, I mean, getting down to a bikini in the middle of a New York street in the fall early in the morning, after spending a night doing blow in a VIP room with rock stars and celebrities, after a 3 week stint of time off spent sleeping in and going to nice restaurants, because as a model work’s not always constant and as a model you really only need a job a month to make enough money to live the life of luxury, is a lot harder than what you do, you lazy free loading fuck.

The point of this post is I like this campaign and hope that it ends up in a Vietnamese Lady Bar bathroom with a skirt hiked up around it’s waist and a garden hose attached to the toilet to wash out her cooch…if you know what I mean….which you probably don’t which is okay,because here are a lot of pictures to distract you from me being not funny.

Posted in:Angela Lindvall|Bikini|Model

2008

22

Sep

Juliette Lewis Was Used as a Model of the Day

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I saw these pictures of Juliette Lewis modeling from what I assume is Fashion Week in New York that just ended, but I don’t really know because I don’t stay on top of that shit, but I do know that hiring Juliette Lewis to be a model for anything but a drug program doesn’t make sense. I guess the company was on a tight budget and Juliettee Lewis needed the money bad because she owes her dealer or some shit, because she has no business doing this. It’s like hiring Rosie O’Donnell to model swimwear, but not any swimwear, really skimpy and sexual swimwear.

Sure Juliette Lewis is skinny enough to be a model because she’s a fuckin crackhead, but she’s is so fuckin’ ratty lookin, that I wouldn’t want to buy those clothes she wore, but would instead want to burn them for public safety. Sure, I am exaggerating a little, but I would take my wife’s chicken broth/week old kitchen garbage smelling pussy over whatever the fuck this Juliette Lewis bitch has got brewing in her unwashed panties, which I assume smells like feces, rotting meat and death and if you don’t believe me, just look at the pictures, before the paparazzi email me to take them down.

Posted in:Juliette Lewis|Model