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2009

30

Dec

Some Christina Aguilera for Old Times of the Day

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I wonder if Christina Aguilera cares that Lady Gaga is the new her. You know does she sit at her luxury home watching MTV practicing Lady Gaga dance moves and dressing in Lady Gaga outfits remembering the glory days of when she was still relevant and not a washed up mother with an ugly husband who didn’t quite accomplish what Gaga has in the past year in her entire career….maybe it doesn’t really matter to her, maybe she’s happy with her life and family and I figure if I made a ton of money at a young age, I’d just spend my life getting fat and drunk not giving a fuck about anyone else, hell, I did that without making tons of money…but then again, I’m not Christina Aguilera and I don’t have the same hair dresser as the biggest thing in music…something she aspired to be….

Either way, here’s a reminder that Aguilera is still alive.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Mom|old

2009

06

Nov

Chloe Sevigny and her Hideous Mom Ass of the Day

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The best role this bitch has every been cast in was Kids, because she looks exactly like the kind of pussy who would be HIV positive. She always looks dirty, hairy and dressed like a crazy homeless person willing to bounce on your dick without a condom because she’s pretty much crazy and doesn’t know any better, but for some reason she’s been considered a fashion icon, because I guess it is impossible for her to be considered a sex symbol, you know cuz she’s ugly, but based on these mom ass pics, I can’t even imagine her being anything relevant anymore….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Chloe Sevigny|Mom

2009

28

Oct

Kristen Bell’s Boyfriend Hangs With Pussy While She Fantasizes About Being a Mom of the Day

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I guess when you spend your career “acting” in horrible relationship comedies, you eventually start bringing your work home with you, because here is a scene you’d expect to be pulled right out of a Kristen Bell movie, where the boyfriend hustles some bitch with a fat ass, but an ass that is appealing to fuck because his girlfriend’s ass is repetitive and annoying since it thinks it is famous, while Kristen Bell is off lookin at a baby, holding her womb, wishing that fucking thing came out of her, but she’s been too vain and career oriented to let it happen, but figures she might as well take the plunge because she’s not getting any younger and figures Dax Sheppard, despite how pathetic he is to the rest of the world, has put up with her bullshit all this time and might as well be the donor, since finding a new boyfriend may come easy for her, but building to the level of starting a family with a motherfucker will just take too long and she wants a baby now…..but I’m just speculating….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boyfriend|Kristen Bell|Mom

2009

21

Sep

Karina Smirnoff and Her Mom Ass of the Day

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I don’t know if Karina Smirnoff is a mom, becasue despite wanting to fuck her half naked dancing body everytime I see clips from the show, because let’s face it she’s the only thing worth fucking on the show, unless you’re down with Kelly Osbourne, but it turns out she’s a mom, and this is a picture of her and her baby, only I had to crop out the baby, and focus on what we really want to see, even if it’s not quite as tight as it once was, it’s still attached to a pussy and that’s good enough for me.

Posted in:Ass|Karina Smirnoff|Mom

2009

29

Jul

Ginger Spice Shows Off Her Bra and Tits of the Day

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I like watching Mom’s with young kids doing their errands because they are so exhausted, burnt out, and not giving a fuck about much after just spending the last 2 years producing a motherfuckin human in their stomach, propelling it out of their pussies, then having to take care of the fuckin thing, day and day out like it was one of those virtual pet games from 1999 that my stepdaughters used to have and that I always managed to kill, only the real life version, and the reason I like watching them is because they just don’t give a fuck. They’ve had doctors in their cunts, they’ve had their tits in their babies mouth in random public places, and now that all that is over, they miss the attention they got, because their husband is too busy hating his life, and they love that their bodies are 75% of the way back to how it was, and the whole thing makes them a little more prone to having body parts fall out of their clothes, cuz they just don’t give a fuck anymore because they are too depressed to bother….

Here’s Ginger Spice and her bra, not showing enough of really anything….but you can see her bra if you look hard enough, you depserate fuck.

Posted in:cleavage|Ginger Spicer|Mom

2009

22

Jul

Naomi Watts in Shitty Mom Bikini Pictures of the Day

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There’s nothing like pictures of a new mother in a bikini to remind you that having kids is a fucking mistake and that when you are stupidly knocked up because you think that is what you are meant to do, or because you are trying to keep a motherfucker in lock down and it is the only way he’ll keep talking to you, or because you are religious and think that it God intended you to have the fuckin’ thing, get an abortion and I am not just saying that because I am working a business plan for funeral services for abortions and marketing the shit outside the aboriton clinic, I am saying it because look at what not getting an abortion does to your ass…

Posted in:Bikini|Mom|Naomi Watts

2009

17

Jul

Kate Beckinsale and Her Leggings of the Day

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I am always amazed when I remember that Kate Beckinsale’s got a kid. I’m sure she found the shit on the side of the road, or maybe it was her dying drug addict sister’s who needed a home, because it makes no sense to me that shit grew inside of her and ripped its way out of her, her body is too tight.

My only issue with Kate Beckinsale or giving her love for lookin’ good is that it makes me feel like a virgin werido who collects action figures because she did some movie that I’ve never seen called Underworld, but apparently every dude who can’t get pussy has and have since plastered their walls with her picture and name their pet iguana after her and shit.

Here she is leaving the gym in leggings or some shit.

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Leggings|Mom

2009

08

Jul

Ashlee Simpson’s Mom Pussy of the Day

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I always respect young mothers, not because raising kids at a young age is hard, especially when you have nannies and staff lined up to do all the work for your lazy spoiled brat ass, but because their bodies bounce back into pre-baby bodies a lot quicker than older poorer mothers, not that Ashlee Simpson was ever really known for having a body, but I am using her as bad example and really all I care about is before and after picture of her pussy to see if shit bounced back as well as the rest of her did.

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Mom|Pussy

2009

08

May

Hot Old Mom Pussy on the Beach of the Day

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Nothing says “I Love You Mom” like taking her hot pussy you crawled out of to the beach for a little getaway. It is really the least you can do for ruining her sex appeal and vagina and forcing her to choose you over the good life.

Here’s the dude from Grey’s Anatomy doin’ just that, because without his mother, he wouldn’t be alive and I am sure in his mind, that would be a great tragedy, you know since he probably thinks that he’s left a huge impact on us through popular Thursday night programming…

I can’t wait for the bikini pics hit…I’m hoping she’s giving up on life or at least on dignity enough to get topless…but these pics of her strutting like she wants to fuck are good enough to get me motivated to start drinkin a little extra hard today….

Here is the Grey’s Anatomy Dude Hustlin’ Girls, Because Only Girls Watch His Faggot Ass Show, While His Mother’s Off Being a Slut

Posted in:Beach|Mom|Pussy

2009

27

Apr

Another Webcam Booty Dancin’ on Cam For Her Baby of the Day

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Here’s a funny video of a naked woman doing a booty dance on camera with her kid in the room. I don’t think it’s that big of a deal, but my mother was also a Mexican whore, so when I was this kids age, I saw a hell of a lot worse, you know streams of endless men fucking the shit out of her, but I didn’t mind, a lot of the times they’d give me toys, it only got weird when they asked for me to be in the room. That was a long time ago, she is dead now, she was a good woman, she was just trying to survive and provide for use. I am not sure what this woman is doing, but its not like she’s masturbating or like this is hot, so I guess just seein how her ass bounces. Enjoy.

Posted in:Mom|parent|Webcam Booty Dancing