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2007

23

Aug

I am – Throwback Titty Thursday of the Day

I got this email from the only guy who reads the site and emails pictures on the regular saying:

i’m unemployed again, so i’m just being silly, cause i got nothing better to do, besides go to my local bar and talk to the same idiots about the same shit over and fuckin over.

He attached these pictures of old celebrity tit pics and I decided to make his day by posting them. I like to call this stepDREAMS because it’s a lot like the Make a Wish Foundation – only for perverts and not for retards or terminally ill kids. I like to make losers sitting depressed at home, broke and lonely, lookin’ at their extensive collection of famous bitches topless, dreaming of days that were feel some level of importance, even if my site is a piece of shit no one reads, at least it’s something that may keep them from jumping off the overpass down the street from their mother’s house they never moved out of. ….So here are pictures from a better time….in hopes of better times to come….

I call this Throwback Titty Thursday…I don’t know if they are all real, I know they are all pretty shitty to look at, but I am just trying to save lives here…Cuddles….

Cindy Margolis

Daryll Hannah

Debbie Harry

Demi Moore

Farrah Fawcett

Goldie Hawn

Heather Mills

Julia Louis Dreyfus

Linda Blair

Loni Anderson

Roseanne Barr

Shannon Tweed

Susan Sarandon

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2006

02

Feb

Ginger Spice, Career Starts…Career Ends….

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Beginning

End

This one’s called Ginger in the Beginning and Ginger in the end. It’s a little commentary on how fast we age and how short life really is. In Geri’s useless mind, it feels like just last week when she was sitting there posing for some amateur photographer for a couple quid to pay for her flat and for her club kid drugs. Now bitch is old, washed up and is rockin a gunt. This slag’s rockin’ a carpet to cover up the fat.

I am not hating on Geri, I actually think she’s a very talented singer, and will be likely be performing on some resort for a tab at the bar and a room to sleep in, until her uterus drys up, falls out on stage and is sold on ebay, so Geri can afford estrogen therapy and a one room apartment, cuz no one wants a singer with no uterus.

2006

02

Feb

St Tropez Tits

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Kylie Minogue

Elle McPherson

There’s something really sexy about France. Everytime I hear a french word I get a little tingle. I am not a well travelled man, I’ve been to a handful of places, and I am not here to discuss my pathetic life, I am here to say that in St Tropez which is in the South of France according to google, bitches go topless. Lucky for you these pics are topless pics of semi-famous bitches. Now Kylie still has tits and hair so I am not sure how recent these are, but the McPherson pics look new. Bitch is gettin’ thick, like a nice pair of wool socks. The irony of this picture is that bitch is washing her cooch, she’s in france, french bitches don’t know what washing means, all they know is cheese, bread, wine and pubic hair. I fuckin’ love pubic hair. I know this post was just a waste of your time, probably a lot of time to some of my semi-literate readers, who mulled over this for 45 minutes, just realize I woke up with a wheeze, and think I may be dying. Cuddles.

2006

12

Jan

Katie Couric’s Tankini

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She may be the future Peter Jennings, or Dan Rather, or whoever the news anchor who died/retired is. I don’t keep up with the news I like to pretend I make the news, which I don’t cuz I am a hermit and never leave the house. But sometimes I’ll break stuff and tell my bitch of a wife to clean it, if it’s cleaned up within 24 hours and that’s fucking news to me. Usually it just sits there and rots away until I give in. So when she does clean, I call down the girls and tell them that their mom isn’t a worthless obese cunt afterall. Either way, this isn’t about my marriage, it is Katie Couric and how she knows how to have a good time – just look at her in her tankini. asshole.

Thanks Dude Who Emailed these in!!

2006

12

Jan

Katie Couric's Tankini

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She may be the future Peter Jennings, or Dan Rather, or whoever the news anchor who died/retired is. I don’t keep up with the news I like to pretend I make the news, which I don’t cuz I am a hermit and never leave the house. But sometimes I’ll break stuff and tell my bitch of a wife to clean it, if it’s cleaned up within 24 hours and that’s fucking news to me. Usually it just sits there and rots away until I give in. So when she does clean, I call down the girls and tell them that their mom isn’t a worthless obese cunt afterall. Either way, this isn’t about my marriage, it is Katie Couric and how she knows how to have a good time – just look at her in her tankini. asshole.

Thanks Dude Who Emailed these in!!

2006

12

Jan

Cindy Crawford Nose Picker

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The main reason Cindy Crawford is a washed up supermodel is cuz she’s old and had too many babies. Preganancy is the worst STD, yes, worse than AIDS, don’t you watch the news, they have this AIDs cocktail that makes it so you don’t even have the disease. It’s like the cool-kids disease where pregnancy is for the losers in your highschool, the fat bitches no one spoke to, and babies destroy most lives and bodies they pass through. That’s why abortion is the best contraception and condoms are for pussies. But don’t take my word for it, try it out yourself and see how you like it. I am a big believer in “giving up”. When one aspect of your life falls apart, so does everything else, shit’s got a domino effect. The only thing that used to go up Crawford’s nose 10 years ago was high grade cocaine. Now that she’s a washed up mom she stuffs her fingers up there, in public. It’s all about having a little discretion you trashy cunt.