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2009

Feb

Paris Hilton and her See Through Dress of the Day

I was wondering when Paris Hilton would try to make herself relevant by getting naked again. It’s been a solid bunch of months of her keeping her shit in lockdown like she used to have to do when she got a herpes outbreak, before not giving a fuck about passing that shit around, but now she’s slowly getting into her old ways and by old I mean actually old, she’s 28 and this shit’s just gonna start lookin’ pathetic after a while, oh wait, it already does.

My main issue with Paris is trying to figure out who the fuck told her she was hot, sexy, or whatever the fuck they told her to make her act this way. She looks like a bird and girls like her are the type who slip the cool guys their numbers at the bar, but leave alone or with some bottom feeding fat guy, only to get booty called by the cool guy if he doesn’t land anything better, all while acting like god’s gift to the fucking world, when clearly they are shit.

But what I think doesn’t matter, I just want to see real tits, I’ve had enough of this computer see through shit. Maybe I’ll get off my ass soon.

Posted in:Nipple|Paris Hilton|See Through

2009

Feb

Lindsay Lohan and Her See Through Shirt Are Mean to the Paparazzi of the Day

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The rumor on the internet is that Lohan is out fucking some dude from Gossip Girl, you know paying him late night visits and all that bullshit and the media’s saying that Ronson is all shook up and for once it’s not from playing her favorite AC/DC song in her latest Bar Mitvah DJ set.

Big surprise, some spoiled brat, broken child star with no friends and serious daddy, who loved the cock, fucked a lot of cock and was known for being the resident Hollywood coked up, erratic slut, took a few months off to pretend she was a lesbian decided to go back to the dick…

But as far as I’m concerned, Lohan was never a lesbian, shit was all a publicity stunt. I have never seen them do much more than holding hands and every girl holds her best friend’s hand, it’s just girl behavior or fighting. They only started admitting they were together and loved each other when they realized it was getting them tons of coverage because the media likes homo drama, and they use Myspace and Facebook to let people know how in love they are. It’s a fucking joke.

They are just cocaine buddies who make each other feel better about not following their rehab stints because they are in it together and it’s too bad because Sam Ronson is a cool fucking person, she just needs to get that crazy Lohan stain on society out of her life, even if it means not seeing her awesome tits ever again.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Paparazzi|See Through

2009

Feb

Nicola McLean See Through Shirt of the Day

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Here’s that busty nobody from the UK that’s been doing the rounds in a see through shirt. I have nothing more to say because I am depressed that my life has come to writing about these nobodies who are only famous for having tits, when all girls have tits, the whole thing confuses me, yet I keep coming back for more….

Posted in:Nicola Mclean|See Through|Tits

2009

Feb

Lindsay Lohan and Her See Through Shirt Shopping of the Day

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Lohan tells people I am her stalker. That makes me laugh because I never really bother with her because she’s pretty much useless to me, but if it makes her feel more important and it feeds her cocaine fueled insanity and paranoia, that’s ok with me, because anything that puts her over the edge is a good thing.

I wrote her this message on Facebook the other day, it’s not very funny but I am going to post it anyway.

why are you so crazy?

I met a bi-polar schizophrenic dude this weekend and he reminded me of you. He was erratic and grabbing random girl’s tits like a fucking mad man, he took a bite out of a cheese wheel and kept asking a 50 year old if her pussy still got wet. It was amazing, except for the fact that he wouldn’t leave the party, ended up angry and trying to choke out random people like he was Chris Brown. Dude was 30 and looked about 80, with sunken cheeks, ratty white hair, yellow eyes, and malnourished chain smoking body and a weathered face so he was easy to take outside. We named him Lohan.

Why do you always fight with ronson in public?

maybe you need to step the fuck back and realize you aren’t as important as you think you are, and those petty things you freak out about because you are crazy is fucking crazy and a waste of everyone’s time, even the publics’.

I get that you’re bored, you don’t work, you’re not really a lesbian and a drug addict, that shit is frustrating, but you are all kinds of angry and crazy and damaged and you need to take it down a fucking notch because it annoys me.

Lower the fucking intensity, smoke some weed or take some sedatives or something, move out of LA, move to a Villa in Mexico or Thailand or Costa Rica, live a simple life with a pool and the sun and fucking pineapples and coconuts and shit growing in your backyard and leave us alone.

You scare me, just the way you randomly communicate with me is fucking nuts, I can’t imagine what you’re like with people you actually do know, but I know that if you weren’t a second rate child star no one cares about, and lived a normal fucking life, acting the way you do would get you put the fuck away by now.

The only reason you have friends or people around you that let you get away with acting like a spoiled cunt is because you finance their fucking lives, they are on payroll and they need you to pay their mortgages or some shit. You are all alone.

Much love, the guy you think is your stalker,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

PS – You Looked amazing last night when I was hiding in your closet watching you take that massive coke shit. It almost got me hard.

That was stupid and I don’t know why I bothered, now here are some pictures of her filling to void shopping for her skinny ass in a see through shirt….whore….

BONUS – The Lohan and Ronson V Day Fight that forced them to cancel a very important club appearance….in Lohan’s Circus Tent of a Vagina….

Another Bonus – Lohan Checking Out Girls who Actually Work and Charlotte Ronson’s Fashion Show…..

An actual bonus….with some crazy cleavage pics because there’s nothing like a skinny girl with fat fucking tits….it’s defies nature and I freaks like that….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|See Through|Shopping

2009

Feb

Kate Moss is Supposed to Be Pregnant in this See Through of the Day

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Kate Moss is the boss. The rumor is that Kate Moss is pregnant because she’s got a belly and that’s a big deal for a retired model known form being fucking skinny, but she’s out getting drunk, so I assume she’s not, but then again these British slags (Lily Allen), don’t mind getting fucked up while pregnant, you feel less guilty when you have a miscarriage due to negligence versus an intentional abortion. I think she’s lookin’ alright in her see through outfit, but I also think crackwhores look alright because they are willing and affordable, so I’m probably not the best judge of these things.

On a side note, I miss Pete Doherty, bring him back you cunt. He was an inspiration to us all and now he’s gone.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Pregnant|See Through

2009

Feb

Zach Braff Has a Girlfriend with 12 Year Old Lookin Tits of the Day

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I used to know a socially awkward kid I was forced to work with who was doing some sort of interning at some shitty company I worked for and all this dude would talk about was Zach Braff. He was so hard for this motherfucker, because I guess he related to his weak chin and pathetic demeanor.

One night I bumped into him on the street and he was heading to a Zach Braff movie on opening night, I had nothing better to do so went. Now if this wasn’t some masturbatory bullshit, I don’t fucking know what it was. It was some emo Jewish neurotic shit that made me want to kill myself just being there, all while this ugly motherfucker got some skinny brunette to want to fuck him, that was totally unbelievable and written by him to fill his perversions.

I think the guy I worked with started crying and left the place glowing like he just lost his virginity, even though we all know he didn’t.

A few months later, I heard that Braff was in Montreal filming that Rachel Bilson movie and the dude I worked with finally got to meet him and got his autograph before getting arrested for being parked outside his hotel for 7 days.

Either way, this is the girl that’s fucking him in a see through, showing off her non existent tits.

Posted in:Girlfriend|See Through|Zach Braff

2009

Feb

Some Penelope Cruz Almost See Through Pictures of the Day

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The funny thing about Penelope Cruz is that she is an inspiration to big nosed girls everywhere. All girls with dark hair use her as a reference or justification why they keep their big noses. They reference her as their celebrity look-a-like and she brings them a level of confidence that they need to leave their house without a scarf over their faces. The truth is Penelope Cruz does pull off the big nose, but from my experience, the big nosed girls who I have met and who think she’s the idea woman don’t, and that’s why I randomly email before and after nose job pictures from fake emails to passive aggressively get my point across, because pointing and laughing at big nose jokes hasn’t been all that effective

Speaking of big noses, I was just getting a coffee from my local arab coffee shop and for those of you who don’t know Montreal, there are a lot of Jews here. Pretty much 90 percent of people who speak English are Jewish and ever since these arabs took over the coffee shop a year or two ago, I’ve noticed a steady decline in traffic.

It’s worked for me because there are no lines or crowds to spark my social anxiety and panic attacks I get when I am sober, but unfortunately the arabs are cheaper than the previous owners who used to give me coffee for free and now I have to pay retail. It doesn’t really bother me that much, it’s a fucking coffee and I’ve consistently been stealing a couple of dollars from my wife everyday for the last decade without her noticing, but that’s not the point.

Today, I walked in and saw the manager was wearing a Free Palestine pin. I took him aside and told him that I’m not an expert, I am not Jewish or Arab and don’t know their issues, I also don’t know business or claim to know his business, but there’s a lot of Jews who already stopped buying from him because they think that for every coffee they buy, some of the money goes back to fund his militia at home and that he may want to lay low on advertising his stance fact with propaganda on plastered on his fuckin’ shirt, if he wants to stay in business. Instead of thanking me for my advice, he just passionately told me he hates jews and doesn’t want them around and now he hates me too and to get the fuck out of his store and I did before he suicide bombed the place….I’m am not ready to die for a fuckin’ coffee or cause I don’t care about…

Here’s some Penelope Cruz see through shit….

Posted in:Penelope Cruz|See Through

2009

Jan

Pamela Anderson’s Ass in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Pam Anderson fag hagging with some dude I assume is gay. Pam Anderson is an icon in the gay world, maybe it’s because she’s Canadian and Canada is Gay Friendly, but I think it’s because she looks like a tranny, but probaby has more to do with the fact that gay dudes are the only group of people who have had more cock than she has and don’t judge her for being a slut, or maybe it’s because she has this ego and has convinced herself that all the straight guys around her are constantly trying to get in her pants and she’s more than just a diseased pussy, flappy ass and set of tits that were once a sex icon, and she is tired of her girlfriends constantly being jealous of her and get all catty when they are out, while gay dudes just don’t give a fuck and take advantage of the opportunity to parade a famous girl around with them to further secure how fabulous they are already convinced that they are….

Either way, here’s them pics.

Pics: Pacific Coast News

Posted in:Ass|Nipples|Pamela Anderson|See Through

2008

Dec

Lily Allen in a See Through Stomach Exposing Top of the Day

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So Lily Allen decided to bust out her classiest Jackie-O outfit and hit the streets showing the world her barren stomach. I get a lot of hate for laughing about her miscarriage because I don’t think she actually had one and if I am wrong, which I don’t think I am, she was drinking and smoking and pretty much was responsible for that shit. So when I say things like “here she is walking without her baby because it was never born”, or if I say “here are her nipples making an appearance hoping to find the baby they were hormonally ready for before it was rudely taken from them”, or when I say “her body still looks 4 months pregnant, maybe she pulled the miscarriage out of the toilet and stuffed it back in her because she can’t accept the loss just yet”, I don’t mean to offend all the people out there trying to have babies but instead are dealing with constant disappointment and sadness because their bodies aren’t taking shit well, I do mean to offend Lily Allen for being an irresponsible fat chick who would have made a horrible parent and probably made the right choice, but we can still laugh about it because I know no tears were shed over this, maybe just minor inconvenience.

Either way, here she is showing off her body and I must be horny becaue I find these pictures kinda hot, but in my defense, I find a lot of disgusting things hot.

Posted in:Lily Allen|See Through|Stomach

2008

Dec

Lindsay Lohan’s See Through Pants of the Day

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I was with a friend of mine the other night getting drunk on the side of a busy street watching people go by while freezing our fucking asses off. I’d say that most of the girls who walked by us were in leggings or tights and my friend went nuts and not for the same reason I went nuts for them a few years ago, but because he is tired of them. Sure, he likes hot ass and pussy definition as much as the next guy, but shit just became too popular for him and it’s lost its appeal. A few years ago, you’d freak out when a girl would walk by in the shit and now, it’s expected and I guess he’s jaded, desensitized and needs more, kinda like how I feel about porn, and Lohan and her Lesbian ass are bringing it. I figure she’s a trendsetter and it’s just the natural progression of shit, you know slowly going see through, until eventually girls are walking around naked, and then my friend will get bored of that and have no choice but to accept the fact that he’s gay, because as far as I’m concerned the more girls in leggings the better and I can’t see myself ever getting bored of a socially accepted second layer of skin that allows me to perv out while girls think they’re just being casual…..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|See Through|Tights