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2008

16

Oct

Shauna Sand’s Big Tits in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Shauna Sand brought her novelty tits out in a see through dress the other day. Her other novelty act is juggling balls while balancing on 9 inch heels and swinging around a brass pole, but no one gets to see that, because she’s scared it will take away from her image as an unattainable sex object and make us look at her like she’s some kind of clown with silly make-up on. Oh wait…she is some kind of clown with silly make-up on in high heels after juggling that dude’s balls in her mouth, I guess I got my story screwed up, kinda like how Shauna Sand got her childhood dreams as a street whore screwed up, and ended up living in a big house in Hollywood, only in her case her fuck up ended up with a happy ending, while mine just left me with this really shitty post, but in my defense, who really reads my annoying commentary when all you really came for is the pictures….I quit.

Posted in:Big Tits|Fake Tits|See Through|Shauna Sand

2008

07

Oct

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Shitty See Through Pictures of the Day

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Like a good useless celebrity, Jennifer Love Hewitt made it out to Disneyland for Miley Cyrus’ birthday. It is rumored that she’s trying to cling onto her youth as hard as she can, but I have a feeling that she’s doing it for the cotton candy. She wore a shirt that could have been see-through, but wasn’t because Jennifer Love Hewitt’s wholesome, fat chick demeanor has vowed to never show her nipples to the world, because she’s not that kind of girl, she’s more of the kind of girl who prefers showing off her ability to empty a dessert tray at a restaurant in record times, but I know some of you still like her, god fucking knows why, maybe it’s because you aren’t too good at moving on and accepting the fact that her time is done, it’s not 1996 anymore, but that would also mean giving up your first car you got in high school, moving out of your parent’s house and even getting a job and you just aren’t ready for that. So let’s all pretend time stands still and ignore these see through pictures of Jennifer Love that aren’t see through.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|See Through

2008

25

Sep

Traci Bingham’s in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Traci Binham is wearing a see through shirt and showing off her big fake tits even though she kept it classy with a bra on, despite not needing a bra, which is a bullshit reasons a girl once gave me for why she got fake tits, because she thought they woulld pay for themselves after 20 years of not buying bras, as bras are getting more and more expensive these days, when in reality she did it because she was insecure about her small tits and wanted more male attention, but who really cares. Breast implants worked for Bingham, they got her in Playboy and on Baywatch and I guess she’s not ready to give up on them, so here’s Traci Bingham in her see through shirt with some Rod Stewart lookin’ motherfucker, because I’ve had enough of the internet for the day.

Posted in:See Through|Traci Bingham

2008

24

Sep

Katy Perry in a See Through Nightgown of the Day

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Katy Perry is my enemy. Sure, I don’t know her and will never know her, but I do know that song and every I hear it everywhere I go, it’s like a fucking punch to the face and after a certain number of punches to the face, I start to take shit personally, and when I try to avoid those punches by changing the radio station, only to hear the song on the other channel, I feel like there’s no fucking escape. To make things worse, I find the bitch to be chubby, unattractive and talentless, but no one cares what I think, and instead see a big set of tits and a fantasy of those tits making out with other tits, leading to more money and success in her pocket and making her stick around longer than she deserves, and the whole thing is pretty stressful for me and the only real solution is to jump out of my apartment window, but like Katy Perry, I am too lazy to move, so I’ll just eat this bag of chips hoping the fat goes to the right places so that I can land a million dollar record deal and post pics of myself in a see through nightgown that covers my fat chick nipples on myspace. Fuckers.

Posted in:Katy Perry|See Through

2008

22

Sep

Lindsay Lohan and Her Lesbian See Through Shirt of the Day

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I had a lesbian fantasy once. It was when I was still committed to my wife and convinced that I could see past all that was wrong with her and tough it out. I told her that we should consider swinging or threesomes as it would add excitement to our lives, and she entertained the idea, but was never comfortable with the whole licking another pussy thing, so I just did what any dude who wanted to have his wife eat a pussy would do and brought home some slut one night after drinking, got her back into the bedroom and woke up my wife by having this chick suck her tit. She freaked the fuck out on me, kicked the whore out, after paying her because I had no money, and didn’t talk to me for a couple of days. My next attempt at getting her to dyke out happened a few months later when some dude gave me a rubber vagina as a joke and in the middle of fuckin my wife, ran out to the front closet where I had it stored, ran back into the room and threw it in her face telling her to lick it. She didn’t even entertain the idea and kicked me out of the bedroom, where I had no choice but to finish myself off with the rubber vagina and that was the end of my lesbian experiences.

Here’s Lohan, in a see through shirt, in the midst of her lesbian experience and it may be dull, but I’m still watchin’, because like the rest of you, I have little else to do with my time.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|See Through

2008

22

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Got Some See Through Leggings On of the Day

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***IMAGES REMOVED IN COMPLIANCE WITH DMCA****

So as American Apparel slowly takes over asses everywhere, there’s a common theme that I see everytime a girl in a pair of leggings walks by me and that is that these overpriced pieces of shit that have made leaving my house a better experience, are not very good quality. Whenever a girl is wearing them bends over or rock’s a size too small, they become pretty fuckin’ see through and I have done all I can to not let this get out of the bag, because if girls knew they were showing everyone their underwear or bare asses when they just think they are dressing casual, they would probably start buying a bigger size and that will ruin my chances of spotting vagina outside of the strip club.

Here are some pics of Kim Kardashian wearing too small of a size, showing off her ass crack, but in her defense, American Apparel is made for eating disorder, drug addicted kids, and even their extra large is small, so I guess if she wants to dress like normal girls, she’ll just have to hit up the big and tall store and if that works against her ego, she could always take on exercising and eating better like other fat kids trying to fit into trendy clothes do, or she could just stick to squeezing into these pants that don’t have enough fabric to cover that ass up, because let’s face it, I’d rather see fat ass crack than no ass crack, but that’s because I am a pervert.

UPDATE – The images were removed because the cocksucker paparazzi are ganging up on me and trying to put me out of business. They send me invoices for insane prices that I can’t afford and I think there should be laws against that. I try to fight them off and will be getting sued, but I don’t think they have a case, especially since I am moving the company to Kenya.

Either way, I told them that I am using screencaps of the images and that they are infringing on my right to freedom of speech, because I should be allowed to comment on things I see on my computer screen, I also told them that Kim Kardashian’s ass is offensively fat. I think the pictures should be used as a childhood obesity campaign and not something they make money off of….Fuckin’ asssholes….

TO SEE THE PICS OF KARDASHIAN ON A SITE THAT PAID FOR THE PICS….
GO

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|See Through

2008

22

Sep

Gretchen Mol’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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I have seen Gretchen Mol topless in the movie The Notorious Betty Page a few times and despite finding the whole burlesque pin-up shit not very hot, her tits were pretty amazing to look at. She had the smallest fuckin’ nipple I had ever seen and I am used to really big discolored shit stains that look like one of those kids who has one of those purple birth marks covering half his face, because my wife is fat and her tits are fatter, so I almost got turned on by her, before realizing her name was fucking disgusting. Here she is showing off those little nipples I liked so much a couple of years ago and it may not do much for me today, but I figure it is still worth posting.

Posted in:Gretchen Mol|See Through

2008

19

Sep

Erin Wasson and Her See Through, Panty Exposing Dress of the Day

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This molely Madonna-lookin whore is some model from Texas who has done work for Victoria’s Secret despite her small tits, and H+M despite the fact that her face is harder than the water in my apartment, I don’t actually know what hard water is, but there was a notice in the lobby of the building saying that we can’t drink the water cuz it’s hard and I was thinkin’ that I live in the ghetto that even the water’s fuckin’ hard, and here I just though it was the kids hustlin meth and not putting up with any shit from nobody who were hard, I probably should compared her face to a shopping cart full of scrap metal that my neighbor uses to pay her rent, but that’s too fuckin’ local, so I guess it doesn’t matter what she looks like, because her dress is good times, next time she should just do it without that whole underwear thing, but that’s just cuz I like seeing everyday pussy, even if it’s on skinny, busted up models.

Wow. This post was a fucking mess.

Posted in:Dress|Erin Wasson|See Through

2008

17

Sep

Shauna Sand Wears a See Through Dress of the Day

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I don’t know if these pictures of Shauna Sand are new or not. She dresses like this everytime she leaves her house so it’s a sight we’ve all seen before, but there’s nothing wrong with celebrating her outfit in hopes that chicks in your neighborhood take her lead and start wearing this shit to work, to school, to the movies, to clubs so that we don’t have to pay those outrageous cover charge prices at the strip club. The only thing we have to figure out is how to put Shauna Sand on the map to become the trendsetter we need her to be. I’ll start working on it now.

Posted in:See Through|Shauna Sand

2008

17

Sep

Courtney Love in A Hot See Through Top of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Courtney Love looking amazing in a see through shirt. She’s about five steps away from death and that shit turns me on because I can’t help but wonder what her underwear smells like. It’s like she’s having a hard enough time taking care of the parts of her we see, just imagine the magical places that we can’t see. I love that she’s reading a book on the healing power for crystals, I think it’s safe to say that she’s probably only interested because she’s waiting for her favorite kind of crystal ( meth). The truth is that that was a seriously obvious joke. I am no good at this blogging thing anymore, like Courtney Love is no good at being anything attractive.

Posted in:Courtney Love|See Through