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2008

Sep

Jennifer Aniston is Boring in a Sexy Dress of the Day

I was at a bar the other night and this annoyingly friendly dude who must have been a lawyer or an accountant or in sales and on vacation bcause he was happy as fuck, dancing around, talking to everyone with a big fuckin’ smile that made me want to punch him in the face. He was with his girlfriend who clearly sent her life in his shadow, you know taking the back burner to him during dinner conversations with friends because his big personality won’t let her get a word in edgewise and anything she says, he discounts and gives his take on it because he’s just that guy.

So dude was dancing around, talking to everyone, grinding with girls all while his girlfriend awkwardly busted her moves she learned at her weekly salsa dance lesson she takes with her friends when the boyfriend is out playing squash or some shit. So dude busts some break dance move and everyone claps and in his excitement from his moment of achievement he runs up to his girlfriend and gives her a high five. She smiles because she’s used to it and has convinced herself that that’s the kind of boyfriend she wants. Someone she can go white water rafting with and high five when they are done. Someone who she can go out to dinner with and high five when he makes a funny joke. Her life was all about humoring him….

About ten minutes after she downed about 10 shots to deal with her inner pain that is the man she is probably going to marry and have annoying kids who they will take to annoying tennis lessons and annoying ski lessons and annoying family trips, the song Cotton Eyed Joe comes on and she drops the dance because I guess it was big when she was a senior in high school, the good old days. Now homeboy didn’t know the dance routine and just stood and watched and tried to smile while she stole her thunder and became the life of the party for once. When I left, I heard them talking and he was giving her shit about wanting to fuck the black guy she was dancing with, but trying to do it in a nice way by telling her that she really came out of her shell for once but that she shouldn’t drink so much because it embarrassed him, when I knew he was just mad that boring little white girl showed a side of herself he never saw and he didn’t like it…..

No Jennifer Aniston, no matter how hard she tries to break out of her shell, and God along with all her friends know how hard she’s tried because of the constant whining, will always be as dull as this girl, the only difference is that the girl I saw can land a boyfriend, even if he’s a fucking cunt.

So despite Aniston being a decent lookin Greek girl because her nose has been fixed and her ass isn’t huge, still sucks and here are some pics to prove it….

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2008

Sep

Emanuelle Chriqui is Hot in a Shitty See Through Shirt of the Day

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So I went out drinking last night and ate some really bad chicken or something that my ulcer couldn’t handle and within an hour I felt like my insides were on fire. I ran into the closest public bathroom and the next thing I remember was I was in a hospital bed on an IV and was told that I reacted badly to whatever I ate and that I was found passed out in the bathroom in a pool of blood that came from my ass. I was told I shouldn’t drink, eat spicy food or eat anything that is hard to digest, and the good news is that I didn’t die, despite what doctors have been telling me the last 5 years if I keep up my habits….

The good news was that I used my state of being an invalid with a blood asshole to land another hole because my nurse was a hot little French Girl I wanted to see naked, it didn’t work because french girls hate me, even if they are Morroccan but like Emanuelle Chriqui’s ancestors and the Jewish people as a whole, I am a survivor. I just won’t talk about it for the next 5 decades like they do.

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2008

Sep

Christina Aguilera’s Got Some Leggings and a See Through Shirt On of the Day

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Christina Aguilera is the kind of wife who you walk in on taking a pregnancy test, even though you haven’t fucked her the last 4 months because she can’t stomach your big monkey face and uses her pregnancy as a solid excuse that you believe and it’s okay because your big monkey face has been too busy trying to make money to keep her around a little longer because you know she is out of your league and you have a deep rooted fear that one day she will wake up the fuck up and ask herself what the hell she’s doing with a big monkey faced motherfucker like yourself and not having money will probably make that happen sooner than later, because money seems to be a pretty solid blinder.

So when you ask her why the fuck she’s taking a pregnancy test after not having sex with you for 4 months and she comes up with some silly excuse about how she masturbated wearing your her underwear that you’ve been jerking off on the last 4 months because you like lacey things since they are pretty and smell like this popstar’s cunt, but part of you just has trouble believing her because along with the rest of the world, you know she’s a slut.

Either way, here she is in a see through top and leggings, rockin’ her fake tits, fake hair, made up face and husband that’s gotta be fake, because I just can’t believe this union is real.

Posted in:Bra|Christina Aguilera|See Through|Tits

2008

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Got a Lesbian See Through Shirt On of the Day

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I think I scare Samantha Ronson because I am blocked on her facebook after spending the last 2 months sending her random stupid facebook messages and that hurt my feelings. I mean I think it’s totally normal to ask someone what Lohan’s vagina tastes like or what it smells like or if she uses a strap on. I also think it’s totally normal to ask someone you don’t know for their home address, a copy of their key and a pair of lohan’s dirty underwear to get me through my lonely night. I don’t see the harm in sending a daily message requesting pictures and video proof that they are lesbians, a used sex toy to suck on or even a sample of Lohan’s saliva to taste what kissing her would be like. I think blocking me on facebook was totally out of line considering everything I ever said was pretty normal by my standards.

Here’s Lohan braless in a barely see through shirt that bores me. I can’t even make out her nipples, not that I want to because I hate lesbians and their penis destroying ways.

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2008

Aug

Kate Hudson in a Shitty See Through of the Day

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Kate Hudson is one of my life’s great disappointments, I mean other than my life being a great disappointment. I remember being about 23 or 24 years old and reading Architectual Digest, as I like to do on my weekends for ideas on how to improve my one bedroom crack den, and there was a feature on Kate Moss when she was about 14 years old and her mother showing off their house. I remember thinking to myself how she’s going to be so hot when she grows up, finishes puberty, gets some tits and goes on the pill, but instead of that happening, her body stayed the exact same, she went and got knocked up and turned into this.

Another disappointment, this see-through shirt and the bra that she is wearing even though tits like aren’t worth the money spent on the bra because they are just too small, not that I care, because I like all tits, but it is still upsetting that I had such high hopes for this bitch and she let me down. I kinda feel that way your mom feels about.

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2008

Aug

Meagan Good’s Got Good See Through Dresses of the Day

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Meagan Good is always showing off tit, she’s good at it and I have never taken the the time to find out who she is and that’s not going to change today. Now before you drop the race card, thinking I don’t have enough time for black nobodies because I don’t think of them as human but more of a species of apes, realize that if I was a racist, I wouldn’t even be posting these pictures of her and if I was, I’d draw a banana on them or some shit trying to be funny, when in fact I don’t find that funny at all, I find it massively offensive and to even accuse me of something like that says a lot about the kind of person you are….

Posted in:Meagan Good|Nipple|See Through

2008

Aug

Britney Spears Has a See Through Shirt On With a Bra of the Day

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I was convinced that something was in the air on Saturday night that made everyone fucking crazy. I am not sure what it was, but maybe I was wasted and having some kind of psychological / paranoid episode where I just thought everyone around me was acting weird, like the time I did mushrooms and ended up trying to take a nap in the middle of a highway before my friend with me saved my life about 30 seconds before I would have got run the fuck over, or the time I did bad E and it put kicked me in the ass and made me sit in the corner of the all nice dance party I was at, scared of everyone who came by because they had skeleton faces and I thought they were trying to rape my soul. I figured it was a full moon or something, but turned out that it wasn’t and when I was out, I saw a bouncer get smashed in the head with a beer bottle by a kid who weighed about 140 pounds and who was quickly taken outside and beaten the fuck up, I saw kids on the street kicking the fuck out of BMW X5 and trying to throw punches at the driver before the driver threw his drink all over them, pulled a U-turn and ran over their feet, I saw the dude I invited home with me in his underwear because he had lost his pants before realizing that I didn’t want a dude in his underwear to be the only motherfucker at my hot tub party and a dude I know had a gun pulled on him because he went home with some guy’s girlfriend and the guy found out, but by far the strangest event that went down on Saturday was that Britney Spears put on a bra under her see through shirt so that no one could see her dumpy, aimin’ to the ground, mom nipples….

Posted in:Bra|Britney Spears|See Through

2008

Aug

Mandy Moore in a Shitty See-Through Shirt of the Day

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Mandy Moore has had sex with DJ AM, that should pretty much be enough of a reason to not want to fuck her, but then again I am from the school that highly judges girls on who’s penis they have let inside them, like if they fuck old dudes or young dudes, or if they fuck rich dudes or poor dudes, it all means different shit and lets me decide if I want ot join the “i’ve been in this cunt” club. I another reason to not want to fuck her for most people would be the fact that she’s big and busted lookin’, but not you, big and busted never stopped you, ya’ fuckin’ pervert, as long as shit’s got a vagina or you can presume has a vagina, you’re ready to get down and crawling up her big strong leg just as fast as you can….

This shit reminds me of the white shirt I was wearing yesterday, not because I like the world to see my manly fuckin’ tits and nipples but because my clothes are old and when they are white, they get pretty fuckin’ sheer after a couple decades and a couple of washes. Now, I was feelin’ good showing off my rockin’ fat man body that I had no choice but to show off because I had nothing esle to wear and within about 4 minutes of steppin outside, I spilled fuckin’ tomoto sauce on myself. Now not only do I have the humiliation of wearing a fucking tight see through shirt, like I was a fucking chick, but now I just re-affirmed everyone’s already negative feelings about me being a fucking hurt bag disgusting slob.

I guess what it comes down to is that no matter how poor, drunk, or fat you are, you still don’t like lookin’ like a total asshole….here’s Mandy Moore…..giving use more than we really want to see.

PS – I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

Posted in:Mandy Moore|See Through

2008

Aug

Lindsay Lohan See Through of the Day

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I met a real live lesbian yesterday and I lived to tell about it. I partially blame her for making me sick, not because I made out with her or really spent all that much time with her, but because lesbian’s must be dirty from eating all that pussy….and somehow manageed to curse me with her lesbian finger by touching the glass I was drinking out of, in a discreet lesbian way to kill off all penis.

Either way, she was wearing fitness gear because like a good lesbian she was comin’ from the gym where she works as a trainer and where she tries to jack up her testosterone count through weightlifting as well as jack off to all the women she watches change in the locker room and even hi-jack all potential sexually confused pussy to their dark lesbian side, ruining the chances of one day finding her picture on the internet because of an angry exboyfriend and that’s just part of the reason lesbians are the devil.

So I asked this fitness lesbian how many push-ups she could do, she dropped to the floor and did 40 or 50 or ever 100, I really couldn’t tell you, because she was in spandex pants and all i was doing was watching her pants crawl up her lesbian cunt and see the fcking thing quiver like it was being fisted by some other chick and as she struggled with the exercise I stared more and more untile she caught me and called me a fuckin’ pervert….and I tried to convince her that the one thing we have in common is that we both love pussy so if anything she should understand where I am coming from, instead so just said she loves women and that I am the reason for that. I felt good, like I had some real purpose in life.

EIther way, here’s Lohan in a see through shirt, it’s her gift to Sam Ronson on her 31st Lesbian Birthday, unfortunately, the shirt isn’t even that see through to me, but to every other site it is, so I guess I gotta go along with the shit because otherwise I won’t be able to maintain the title of the most credible see through source on the internet, a title that I gave myself.

PS – I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

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2008

Aug

Serena Williams See Through Photoshoot Nightmare of the Day

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Here are some pictures from God knows when, because no one in their right mind would intentionally remember the day this went down, it’s one of those things you block out and pretend never happened, like the time I got raped in an alley when I was drunk, I didn’t realize until I found blood in my underwear and had to go to the hosipital because I thought I had ebola and my insides were dripping out of me, something Serena Williams knows far too much about, because her vagina is an anus, in all fairness, they did do a pretty solid job tuckin’ in her junk, I hear she likes using duct tape the best….what can’t that shit do…..

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