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2008

31

Jul

Rihanna’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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Rihanna is wearing a barely see through shirt with no bra and you can kinda make out her nipple ring if you really try and I don’t really see anything exciting about this shit because you have to have some serious virgin goggles to make out her nipples. I guess the point of this is to say that I still like Rihanna and the choices she makes when she goes out clubbing, maybe next time, she’ll sprawl out and insert two fingers in herself to make the pictures worth posting, I know this post is shit, but I’ve been laying low the last few weeks and have nothing to write about this second.

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2008

10

Jul

Jo Champs in a See Through Dress at a Movie Premiere of the Day

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Her name is Jo Champs, at least that’s what I was told in the email that was sent to me with these pictures and I have no idea who she is and either does the internet. She was at some Eddie Murphey movie premiere, so the truth is that she could be anyone since Eddie Murphey movie premieres have a hard time attracting even the most D-List celebrity to attend. They also have a hard enough time selling tickets when it hits regular theaters and on cheap tuesday only 2 dudes can be found watching the shit nationwide and they both work at the theatre and have seen everything else 15 times. The good news for Eddie Murphey is that if he’s lucky horny kids will realize that it’s the movie they’ll probably have the most privacy in when they decide it’s time to lose their virginity before going to college.

I am guessing that the producers of this shit recruited trash through the radio with promises of a glamourous event and this Jo Champs chick took it seriously enough to wear a see through dress that she bought at her local sex shop to show the world her tits and make the most impact she could in her 5 minutes on the red carpet, the best 5 minutes in her life. It turned out she got more positive attention than the movie because no one actually went inside, it’s so bad that even Eddie Murphey didn’t bother attending the event.

Posted in:Dress|Jo Champs|See Through

2008

10

Jul

Selma Blair Runs Around in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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I slept in today because I was talking dirty to some small breasted girl from a different timezone until 5 or 6 in the morning, I thought I could make her cum by pretending I had a boner, but it turns out that I was wrong. It turns out that cyber sex with me is just a good motivational tool for the other party to be doing something more productive with their time. I am not very good. I think I threw her off when I told her I would lick her pussy like my wife eats a sandwich, but I could be wrong.

Here are some small titty Selma Blair wearing a see through top, because like the small titty girl I saw walking in a white shirt with no bra in the rain the other day, small titty girls feel like they have an equal right to not wear a bra and treat their chest the same as a dude does and that works for me, despite small tits being the closest thing I’ve ever been to fucking a man during my experimental days and they seem to be able to withstand more abuse than their big tits.

Either way, Selma Blair reminds me of some cocaine, hipster, electro music listening trash who thinks she’s so fucking fashionable in these pictures and at 36, I think it’s time for her to grow the fuck up.

BONUS – HERE SHE IS IN SOMETHING SKIMPY FOR SOME LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW BECAUSE BITCH IS PROMOTING SOME NEW SHOW….

Posted in:See Through|Selma Bliar

2008

04

Jul

Amanda Bynes and Her Shitty See Through Shirt of the Day

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Remember Amanda Bynes, well here she is in a shitty see through shirt showing all you perverts that she’s not 12 anymore and actually has a little tit. I got nothing much to say because I am hung the fuck over but I just had a funny experience at the pharmacy with my friend. He needed to get some Vaseline for his dicksores and I went with him, not because he needed emotional support, but because I had nothing better to do and didn’t realize how gay we would look. So we get up to the cash to pay and dude puts down a tub of vaseline, a pack of baby wipes, duct tape and some lady speed stick and I run in throwing some candy, tweezers and chocolate syrup for my wife onto his bill, and the cashier just gave us a smirk like she knew what we were up to. Part of me wanted to be all “it’s not like that, we’re not up to no faggot shit” but realized why bother and that it was funnier to let her think she just was involved in facilitating some weird fat, hungover Mexican fetish anal sex party. I guess kinda like I feel involved in faciliating your weird Amanda Bynes dressed like a boy in her soccer movie masturbation by posting these pictures. Enjoy.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|See Through|Shitty

2008

18

Jun

Kate Moss and Her See Through Dress of the Day

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Here is Kate Moss in a see-through dress, because she only owns see through clothes, we’ve seen it all before, who gives a fuck about this aged cokehead model I want to fuck and her stupid fucking nipples they are common than white people, more common than taking a shit, more common than you masturbating, even though up until today you thought nothing was more common than you masturbating.

Posted in:Dress|Kate Moss|See Through

2008

12

Jun

Mischa Barton’s Got a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Mischa Barton’s sloppy legs have decided to take her body out for a walk and she’s wearing some American Apparel lookin’ sheer thin t-shirt with no bra, which is a good fucking strategy to distract us all from her legs. I never really had an issue with small tits, I figure as long as a bitch has nipples (sorry cancer survivors), she’s good to go, sure sometimes a bitch can be flatter than a teenage boy, but as long as there’s a pussy I am oay with it. The only problem that comes up is her jealousy and feelings of inadequacy compared to my spectacularly disgusting fat man tits.

I like to look at myself as the gateway to lesbianism, sure I claim to have a penis but it’s barely there and my tits, despite being disgusting are a solid b-cup, so I feel like there’s little difference between me and a fat hairy chick and for girls who are too scared of the social implications of rubbing cunt with their girlfriends, I make for a good time, and by good time I mean the personality behind the androgyny can make any girl turn off men. I think of it as a talent to help people come to terms with their sexuality and to overcome their fear, kinda like the snakes they throw into the tub to cure people of their fear of snakes, only without anything remotely comparable to a snake. I figure that analogy sucked, but you get what I’m sayin.

Posted in:Mischa Barton|See Through

2008

10

Jun

Pam Anderson’s Canadian See Through Moment of the Day

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Pam Anderson hosted a bikini contest at the Montreal Club I never go to but do know that on Sunday or Monday night all the fuckin’ cokehead strippers rock out there, but I can’t ever manage to get there because I know that I will be rejected at the door. The one time that I was allowed into the club was a while ago when my stepdaughter was hired to be some kind of Gogo dancer in a bra and a pair of bootyshorts and even then the bouncer made me check my shirt because he told me that they didn’t allow lumberjack shirts into the club.

Either way, she got paid 100,000 dollars which was prety shocking to me cosidering they are about 10 years too late on her appeal to the perverts since she’s old, washed up and diseased, but I am guessing all the local sluts everywhere who are riding off the Pam Anderson dream and who think of her as some kind of mesiah in the business of sluts will always look up to her as some kind of den mother.

I guess the good news is that she showed off her nipples, because she figures that she’s got no choice but to show some skin at that price, it’s like the time I gave a reformed hooker 40 dollars and she felt obligated to suck me off because it is all she knew. I like to think that she’s just showing them off because she’s amazed as all of us that after all the surgery she still has nipples and likes the world to see them like some kind of trophy.

Here are some of the Contestents in the BIkini Contest Thanks to Facebook:

Posted in:Canadian|Pam Anderson|See Through

2008

09

Jun

Victoria Silvstedt’s Got Some See Through Panties of the Day

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I think I linked this shit last week, but I am pretty disorganized and didn’t even realize that I forgot to sleep last night because I got drunk in celebration of not being invited to Diddy’s party that went down Saturday Night and the end of the Grand Prix Weekend that this city gets hard for because immigrants who get hard for cars that drive fast and buying bottles in clubs seem to spend a lot of money here, that even the homeless dudes who normally beg me for change, and who I normally tell to fuck off, roll by me with bottles of booze that I can’t afford giving me the finger because I normally harass them.

Someone else who has more money than me, but isn’t homeless, even though she should be, is this slut Victoria Silvstedt who tried suing me for posting pictures of her getting eaten out by some midget Greek Married Billionaire, because I guess she’s got high standards for herself and doesn’t like to be seen in the low-light, or whatever the fuck kinda light that you’re in when some married rich midget eats your slut pussy out in public. Here she is keeping it classy with some see through panties.

Posted in:Panties|See Through|Victoria Silvstedt

2008

28

May

Angie Everhart See Through Shirt of the Day

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I was asked to remove the Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures that hit last year because they are her personal pics and belong to her, I don’t want a lawsuit so I took them down, but I do like having fun with lawyers/legal aids who email me because I don’t think they have any idea what they are dealing with. This was my response to their BORING formal email and legal letters that basically told me to take the shit down or go to court lawbreakin’ man.

OMG – I totally LOVE Vanessa Hudgens. Does she know my website exists? Did she specifically ask you to go after me? Please say yes! That’s amazing!!! I can die happy now and if I do, I will request they play one of the High School Musical songs at my funeral to honor this GLORIOUS day.

Out of curiosity, If you were to pursue legal action against me – would that mean I’d get to meet Vanessa Hudgens in court in person, and would we get the chance to see her in various states of undress to prove these images are in-fact her?! That would be awesome, a dream come true.

Truth is, I am a huge fan and have removed the images but would love an autographed photo of her if you can get around to it, preferably the photo you are asking me to remove from my site, I figure it’s only fair since I masturbated to it so many times!!!

PS – John I know this is you playing a sick trick on me because you know how much I love Vanessa Hudgens, you out did yourself with the fake legal documents and fake email though, it looks really legit, I believed it for a second. You totally got me, you bastard. I wonder what else you have up your cooky sleeve you prankster.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

Either way, I guess none of that bullshit really matters and it’s probably not as funny as I thought it was, so I am going to post Angie Everhart in a see through shirt because seeing old timer model nipples not be as exciting as getting lawyers letters from Vanessa Hudgens trying to do damage control for being a slut, but they are better than nothing.

Posted in:Angie Everhart|Nipple|See Through

2008

21

May

Madonna Has a See Through Dress in Cannes of the Day

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Madonna may be old and washed up but should be given some credit in trying to hold onto the fame she once had. Even though I should ignore this bitch and ignore her new-found masculinity because I know that no one gives a fuck about her, I just can’t seem to. She’s in Cannes and she’s wearing some kind of barely see through dress that isn’t really a big deal, but you can see nipple and that usually seems to be enough to keep you happy, because the last time you jerked off to nipples this old, it was when your mom slipped out of her towel after taking a shower and this will probably cause a lot less emotional damage.

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