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2008

15

Dec

Lindsay Lohan See Through Shirt of the Day

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Here’s some pictures of Lohan doing the lesbian thing in flannel and a shiny shirt that could be see through, but I doubt it. I am just surprised that she hasn’t gained a bunch of weight, got a job working the farm, broken out the leather vest, construction boots, or shaved her head into some kind of dyke haircut, but I think it’s because she’s the woman of the lesbian relationship. which means she’s the one who is going to be sticking the cum filled straw into her after finding the perfect canditate out of the catalog at the sperm bank, because thats how lesbians make babies, and I am sure she’s been dying for that day to come, because it’s been months before she’s felt a man drip out of her and I hear she misses it, you know after putting all that practice getting good at it and just giving it up, it’s a real tragedy, like the high school football quarterback who had it down and was going to be pro, but decided he liked drinking beer and getting blowjobs better than going to practice….Either way, here are her hot braless tits, because I’ll always have love for Loahan’s tits….

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2008

06

Dec

Kylie Minogue’s Shitty See Through Dress of the Day

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Remember when Kylie Minogue had breast cancer? So do I and I guess that’s the reason she’s wearing a see through skirt, because let’s face it, a see through shirt showing off her tattooed post cancerous nipples would be hard to jerk off to, at least that’s what every husband of a breast cancer survivor I’ve ever met has told me. Sure, I have sympathy, cancer’s some fucked up shit that no one should go through and if they are lucky enough to survive, they should go on to live normal lives, but that doesn’t mean I wanna have a play date with the fuckin’ scars. I just call it having standards, even though we all know that I don’t.

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2008

04

Dec

Keri Russel Gets Slutty for Details Magazine of the Day

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I used to work with a virgin comic book and action figure collecting virginal computer geek who never drank but who would always been in an amazing mood on the days that Felicity was on. He’d run around the warehouse where we worked with a huge smile on his face and bounce in his step all because of this Keri Russel bitch.

I never bothered watching the show to see what the hype he generated was all about, because I knew that him being a socially awkward virgin at 25, meant his interest in girls was a lot different than mine. He wasn’t into hot sluts who suck dick while being foot fucked, he was into wholesome girls he could imagine going horseback riding with and sitting in front of the fire talking about space travel with. He didn’t view her as pussy, but as a person he connected with, even though she was a character on TV. He was convinced she was a good girl, one you’d want to have your kids and I am sure this Details magazine shoot would really break his heart, seeing that she’s a slut like every girl he’s ever lusted for but who never gave him the time of day, provided he hasn’t killed himself yet, so I am posting them for him, because it’s my kind of revenge for having to listen to him preach about drinking being bad and brag about the size of his hard drives all while not realizing no one gives a fuck about him, especially not Felicity.

Posted in:Keri Russel|See Through|Slutty

2008

25

Nov

Tila Tequila’s Got a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Tila Tequila was at the Pussycat Doll event and like all girls wanted to be the center of attention in the room. You know how competitive women are, it’s some primitive animal instinct, where they try to be the bitch the stud decides to fuck, knock up so she can live her life purpose of procreation out, or some shit. So when the event is for a group of sluts, girls have to step the game up, slip into some lingerie, bondage gear, fetish shit, because it is the only way they will get noticed amongst the competition, even though every one in attendance, like Parish Hilton or Bai Ling, are the kind of girls you’d expect to walk in on getting fucked in the back alley, bathroom, dancefloor, VIP room, taxi on the way home, bedroom, and pretty much anywhere there is a hard penis, or phallic shaped object around. You know how the Pussycat dolls are, they like to keep it classy.

Posted in:Nipples|See Through|Tila Tequila|Tits

2008

11

Nov

Taylor Swift’s Shirt Isn’t See Through of the Day

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This shirt Taylor Swift is wearing looks like something that would normally be see through, but since her handlers have a firm grip on her to not have her fuck up and ruin whatever wholesome image she has that sells records, it looks like they doubled shit up so that you couldn’t get a glimpse of her tits and that’s really okay, sometimes things are better left to the imagination, especially when those things are my fat talking about buying a bikini for a vacation she thinks she’s going to win at the supermarket because she’s a valued customer, the only restitution I have is that they don’t make bikinis in her size, but I still know exactly what the shit would look like and that’s something I don’t really wish on anyone.

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2008

11

Nov

Amy Winehouse in a Mesh Shirt Showing Off her Hot Body of the Day

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Amy Winehouse is the new poster girl for American Apparel’s line of mesh clothing. I mean it’s probably not the endorsement any company would want, but this is American Apparel and as I’ve slowly gone from girls I want to fuck, to weird hipsters who I’d only fuck if they were giving me free cocaine, it’s just the natural step for the company to start dipping deeper into drug culture, and take shit from the whole casual party use, to life ruining, sucking dick on street corners, despite being famous drug use….so little girls everywhere, who think this brand is the best thing since Hannah Montana something to aspire to be….

I think she looks fucking hot, you know it’s pretty shitty that she’s put on the bra, but probably not as shitty as she’s feeling, you know with her face falling off, the fact that she looks fat or pregnant, and the clear sign that death is just around the corner, but usually find the underdog at the beauty pageant the hottest, I figured she knows she’s not worthy of a crown and that rejection leads to her begging for a facial, the non beauty pageant kind.

Either way, Winehouse is a talent and it’s nice to see she’s really living up to the star that she could have been by rejecting all that glitz and glam and taking it to the street.

On a side note, my friend who I call Amy Winehouse, because he’s a fucking wreck called me last night. I didn’t pick up the phone because when he calls it’s always about him. He never asks me what I am up to, he just asks for money or something to borrow to pawn, or to help get him out of a jam. I called him back today, telling him I was sorry because I know that with him, that call could have been his one call from prison after being arrested for being a nutcase, but he just said it wasn’t a big deal, a hooker died on him and he wanted my advice before calling the cops because he didn’t want to look suspect or get taken in for questioning after they figured out he solicited sex. I thought he was joking, so I said something like “i love all hookers, dead or alive, so long as they’re still warm” and he broke down crying admitting that he didn’t stop fucking her when she stopped moving.

I’ve been scouring the news for a dead hooker, and haven’t found shit, so I assume he was lying, or having one of his delusional drug incidents, but he claims he just got he fuck out of there and didn’t bother calling the police…so in a cheap motel room, some crackwhore is rotting…..and the whole thing is way to twisted for me…

I figured the story was a good fit to the way Winehouse is lookin in these pics….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bra|Mesh|See Through

2008

05

Nov

Christina Aguilera’s Got a See Through Shirt on Over a Regular Shirt of the Day

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I saw a group of mom’s on their maternity leave walk today. I guess they are high school friends who do everything together. You know, they went to the same college, or worked the same stripclub and partied at the same bars and drank the same drinks, they moved in with their abusive boyfriends the same year, they all got pregnant together, not actually in the same room, but a few months apart, because they didn’t want to let any one of them steal the spotlight.

They were dressed like total sluts, I was almost surprised but then I remembered what part of town I was in and how they got into the whole pregnancy mess in the first place. They were probably working the full-service shift next to each other just 9 months earlier and I couldn’t help but wonder what position they got it from the night the seed stuck to their uterine walls and if that seed came with STDs or not….One of them was wearing a skimpy shirt, showing off a tit tattoo on a fake tit with a hard nipple and no bra, I guess to give easy access to feeding her kid nature’s food, or maybe lure some unsuspecting man to move in and be its dad, since she didn’t have one of those, and I guess Christina Aguilera is classier than that, you know putting a shirt under her see through shirt, and that’s really too bad.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|See Through

2008

29

Oct

Elle Macpherson at an Event in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Elle Macpherson is the kind of model I like. Sure, she’s big and tall but that body is thin and long legged and she looks tight, despite being old and washed up. Sure I have a warm place in my heart since the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 1988 VHS tape was the best thing my perverted roommate who left behind because I got to see her tits in it and I’d try not to remember my perverted roommate who once got the police showing up at our place when we lived together because he was watching bondage porn and the neighbor thought someone was getting raped, when the only thing he was raping was himself, usually in the middle of the evening when he’d run off to the bathroom to take a shit and come out an hour later, something I never really understood, because sitting over a festering shit, never got me hard, even if it was the only alone time I got in a day….but that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Elle Macpherson is so hot, she probably looks good taking a shit, which is something I’ve never experienced, mainly because the only time I’ve ever admitted that girls take shits is when I first got married a bunch of years ago and was given the job of helping my wife get off the toilet when she got stuck and if was lucky, I’d get to wipe her messy shit off her ass, all while contemplating suicide until doing a google image search for Elle Macpherson, to remember that not all girls make me sick.

Here is Elle Macpherson is some see-through dress recently.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Nipples|See Through

2008

24

Oct

Blake Lively and a Shitty See Through of the Day

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So Blake Lively is on the show Gossip Girls and she is supposed to play some kind of teenage slutty rich girl, but when lookin’ at these picutres she does look a day over 40. I don’t understand what happened to her, but I do know that throwing her in that weird strapless bra brings back more memories of underwear shopping with a grandmother than seeing a girl people are supposed to want to fuck in a see through shirt. All they need to is throw a cocktail in her hand, a cigarette in her mouth and a catalog of stories of unrequited love and extreme bitterness towards relationships, men and divorce and you’ve got the cashier who used to work with at a pharmacy, drunk and dolled up at our company Christmas party, only if I remember correctly, that night started with her similar white bra falling out of her dress repeatedly and ended with a pretty decent blowjob for someone who really hated men.

EIther way, here’s Blake Lively in a shitty see through dress showing off a stupid outdated bra.

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2008

20

Oct

Gisele See Through Shirt of the Day

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I don’t find Gisele anything special, she only proves to me that models have hard features, are tall and broad like monsters and make me feel uncomfortable when standing next to them because I only go up to their shoulders, not that I spend that much time with models, but because I spend that much time thinking about spending time with models.

They have this glamorous life that you think makes them glamourous too, at least that’s what the media wants us to believe and in 10 years after their careers have pretty much dried up, you will find out that they were once the best performing tranny in Brazil, before the big bad corporate Victoria’s Secret people stole her from her dreams and made her tuck it in and play a girl her entire career, at least that’s what I predict is going to happen, but before it does, here she is in a see through shirt.

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