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2017

31

Mar

Shanina Shaik Butt Shots of the Day

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I don’t know what the deal is with Shanina Shaik and her friends – but it’s a solid circus performance of weirdness – like the gutter bitch doing the splits – but I like it.

Shanina rhymes with vagina…at least the way I am pronouncing it…which is what matters because I am a self involved anti social who doesn’t talk to anything but the voices in my head….

She is Australian…but ethnically she’s from Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….which is proof that if you cross breed humans you can end up with designer labia, like the Cock-a-Doodle or the Godlie Poo or whatever the fuck else is cross bred with poodles in the dog world to create mutts you can brand and sell to rich people…and they can still be gutter …and that’s magical…

Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik

2017

31

Mar

Emma Roberts Cigarette Fetish of the Day

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There was once a man named HornyLohanWanker who was probably the only person who read the site.

He would comment on a lot of posts on the site….and between 2008 and 2012 – he left about 1000 comments…but then he disappeared…but his comments will forever be in my heart….

Because they were pretty intense….

Some highlights include:


10 – I would happily eat the peanuts out of her shit.
9 – Snaggeltooth looks best when she has a cigarette dangling from her busted up lips.
8 – None of their bras have nipple cutouts. What the fuck?
7 – Bitch smokes a mean cigarette, I will give her a pass on most everything else. But a smokey blowjob from her is my life’s goal.
6 – Those red lips can leave long smears on my cock, who cares what she looks like, as long as those lips are willing.
5 – I had a whore, maybe a month ago, who had big fakies. I am afraid that I worked them over so hard that one of them may have burst.
4 – I might hit Reese Witherspoon, or at least use her chin to carve a turkey with.
3 – I really dig her fat, heavy tits, and would be really happy to pull and twist them like no baby ever did.
2 – She is utterly uninteresting when she does not have a cigarette in her mouth. I mean, completely, 100% not interesting But I would keep this MILF in my basement tied to the bed and used as a sperm receptacle for months. What I would do to her tits alone would take weeks.
1 – I like that she has her cigarette and lighter ready. Now, she needs to put on the red lipstick and start blowing me, bitch!

He was really into girls who smoke…so cool kid, broken Hollywood starlet with a drug addict dad and an overrated Aunt…wearing her dumb apple ear buds because she’s so fashionable, is showing you how she stays skinny as hell..and thus hot….smoking….something that I am still amazed to see people do…because it’s smoking…like who fucking smokes….other than entitled kids bored in rehab because rehab is more fun than college or getting a job….and white trash…

Emma Roberts apparently…and here she is Smoking Cigarettes

TO SEE SOME OF HER SMOKING PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2017

31

Mar

Lily Collins in a Sports Bra of the Day

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I like Lily Collins…all I have to say about her can be expressed in this song…

That when her dad dies, she will be getting all the royalties on…..along with her share of whatever is left from what the song has already earned her dad….who was never around enough for her…because she’s a whiner and whiners like having “issues” they can blame their shortcomings on….

An inheritance I wish was spent on my children with Lily Collins…because she’s hot and I’d like to cum in her….for K-Fed inspired reasons…and for love…and because I love cumming in bitches…it makes it feel real…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lily Collins|SFW

2017

31

Mar

Mackenzie Rosman Bra and Panties of the Day

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This is Ruthie from 7th Heaven. I never watched 7th Heaven, because I am not a weirdo virgin loser who likes shows like that, but I know the dad turned out to be a sex offender, which is hilarious because sex offenders as a whole are a funny breed…probably not to their victims, but to me…because I am a sick fuck who laughs at those kinds of things.

That said, Jessica Biel and her slutty shoot were the highlight of that show, this little one wasn’t really on the radar, and missed her opportunity to really shine because she was too young…but that doesn’t mean she can put out pics of herself in her underwear…you know..to remind you she’s here and she’s ready for her Jessica Biel moment…if only Details Magazine hadn’t gone bankrupt…right.

RIGHT!

Great selfie though, headless….badly lit…amateur…erotic.

Posted in:Mackenzie Rosman|SFW

2017

31

Mar

Lottie Moss Nipples of the Day

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The nice thing about having Kate Moss as your sister is that it allows you exist as your own person….

You don’t need to be hot or jump through the same hoops her sister did – and really it’s not even her full sister – half sister that is the right half because it gave her her last name…

So everything sort of just works out for you…because we live in an era where people only care about who you are, who your parents are, who your friends are…like Sofia Richie, the Hadids, everyone else., while I only care about how slutty they are in their selfies…because that’s what really matters in this shitty world we live in.

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

30

Mar

Bella Thorne Sexy Stripper Dance of the Day

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I like to think the best midday snack is Bella Thorne doing a stripper dance…

Sure…she’s not actually stripping, just seductively dancing for us, and that makes it not quite a stripper dance at all….there’s too much happiness, having made it in life at such a young age thanks to psycho stage parents that tried selling off each of their kids…

But that doens’t mean you can’t imagine throwing dollars at her and her nipple ring as she gyrates…because that’s the beauty of imagination, coupled with loneliness, coupled with perversion from lack of sex, you can imagine all kinds of things…and it only gets bad when you end up kidnapping a real woman, or jerking off in the park or anywhere in public while looking at women…thanks to your imagination taking the fuck over…

Sure…I like strippers to be more medicated, sad, and pregnant..but I’ll accept this…and watch it..over and over…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

30

Mar

Skinny Romee Strijd Ass in a Weird Outfit on the Beach of the Day

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Romee Strijd is skinny..and in some weird looking, what must be designed for fat people because it’s likely Victoria’s Secret shoot – since the Dutch model has pretty much exclusively worked for the mall brand…thanks to being abnormally skinny…

They are an evil empire, who own then women they lock into contracts, who give other women insecurities, and who produce pretty shit content and product…

Who more importantly represent everything Donald Trump was against in his campaign, outsourcing to sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money, allowing them to charge the same amount they would if it was made here, but maximize profits, while feeding money into other countries, as your own country falls apart…

They do the same with immigrant models, because they like owning them and more importantly American women are fat….

It’s modern day sex work / slave driving,….all in the name of panties …weird panties…

GOOD BURPIE THOUGH..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Romee Strijd|SFW

2017

30

Mar

Rita Ora – Still on Vacation in a Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora is still on vacation. Tits out.

Who Rita Ora is or why she is famous is still a mystery to anyone who recognizes the name Rita Ora…

But her tits out on Vacation attempt to be a good explanation of what her deal is…

TITS!! Shameless tits. So empowering.

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

30

Mar

Brooke Burke – Old Lady in a Slutty See Through Bikini With her Daughter of the Day

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Brooke Burke and her daughter were whoring out on the beach, because apparently the key to narcissism is that your child is a product of you, and you’ve been whoring yourself out for over 20 years and it worked out nicely for you, it would only be natural for you to pass on that skill set, that your child has been around her whole life, to show her how it can work out for her. It would be a tragedy not to perpetuate how much you can get out of being a half naked bitch on the beach…it’s a lesson that is her duty to extend to her spawn…and really if you get paid to party and be in a bikini – like Wild On and your only task is showing up…and staying fit…it’s like you never work a day in your life and who wouldn’t want that for their kid…as you parade around the beach – nipples out.

Bikinis are fun, mom / daughter fetishes…also fun.

Posted in:Brooke Burke|SFW

2017

30

Mar

Chloe Grace Moretz Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz has such a creepy fan base…you.

She’s heavily marketed to nerds, virgin loser, social awkward, creeper with mental disorders, comic book people…like you…who all are really into her beacuase they are easily excitable…when it comes to vagina…

They think she’s “really cute…like she was the next Emma Watson or Emma Stone, why isn’t her name Emma, all the nerd bitches are named Emma”…assuming they think much more than “Look at her in those spandex suits as she was going through puberty….can’t wait til she turns 18″….well she’s 18…and the paparazzi are following her around as she wears shorts..in what is pretty much not erotic…but more importantly…remind me of 45 year old mom Reese Witherspoon….the last thing you’d want in an 18 year old you’ve been watching ripen to the point in which you can legally say you want to fuck.

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW