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2017

17

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Monster Tits in a Bikini Hiding Butthole of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney known for her sloppy tits – brought out her sloppy tits – and her ass in skimpy bottoms – that she’s covering and preventing an asshole flash – even though I fucking love when a girl shows me her asshole – more than her tits, her nipples or her pussy…it just seems more romantic and intimate…you know…that’s why whenever I sext – I aim for asshole pics and take anything I can get in between…

That said, she’s doing some staged paparazzi pics in Miami – pushing her brand as trashily as you’d expect from a florida girl who was destined to work in Hooters, but happened to be rich….thanks to her dad’s tax evasion…

Good times…slut….

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2017

17

Feb

Demi Lovato’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Demi Lovato is interesting, but not interesting at all, but interesting in that when she was in a relationship after pretending to be Bi Polar back in the days of her having sex with Miley Cyrus…she ended up getting fat, sloppy and disgusting…and owning it…

Like Ashley Graham….belly out…body positive, don’t wear make-up girls….we’re all women…

The second she gets single….boom….and dresses hot and like this…because no one likes being fat, girls just get fat cuz they are lazy and give up…so don’t let them give up…keep them working it…or dump them so they get hot again and never fuck you again because of bitterness..

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

17

Feb

Slutty Models at the SI SWIM EVENT of the Day

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Got these women are so fucking basic, cheesy, trashy….the pregnant Hannah Davis all filled up with a Derek Jeter herpes baby probably the most interesting…but still not that interesting…live in this bubble where they think what they do matters, is important, is status, and it’s really just fucking dull..

So they get made up, go to events celebrating a magazine release that no one really cares about, thanks to instagram killing the bikini model, and the bikini magazine…thank god…

But I guess social media also killed the internet, the web is dead, this site included so in a lot of ways – I have a lot in common with these women…and for that they should eat my ass…if only I was rich enough…because like all women…they like rich dudes…

Either way….here’s the event arrivals that look like the lamest fucking prom ever…and why are all the models middle aged? Weird…not to mention – they all look fat…

Who cares about their names are – they are all the worst…

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Posted in:SFW|Sports Illustrated

2017

17

Feb

Ariel Winter – Big – Gross- Everything of the Day

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This just in….Ariel Winter…still a dumpy girl you don’t really know why you’re jerking off to but you’re jerking off to because the media has brain washed you to think she’s hot…

I remember trying to fit in in White America as an immigrant and all the guys in my seventh grade class were about this bitch who to this day looks like a mutant burn victim…and I just couldn’t fuck with it…they’d go on and on about how hot she was…and I’d think “she’s so gross, I must be a faggot or something, because the actual hot chick is the one I’m into, I’d never touch the burn victim”…..only to get me beat up….

I feel like Ariel Winter has a lot of the same situation going on…one guy told another guy she was not hot in a loud bar…and like broken telephone it went viral and everyone was like “that fat chick with the fat tits is hot”…and people started posting and talking about her…creating this…

I look….and don’t understand…yes…big tits..rich…on TV…but the fucking homeless woman always asking me to buy her McDonalds also has huge tits..and I only eat her out because I am disgusting..not because shes hot.

America…you need some perspective and here are her big tits walking…..looking like she’s on her period all the fucking time…

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2017

17

Feb

Brooke Burke Bikini of the Day

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Brooke Burke Chavet has gone from bikini wearing host of Wild On…to fitness mom with a lifestyle brand other moms who I guess used to watch Wild On, back when they were party sluts, with dreams of being the next Tara Reid, on some perpetual spring break, before turning 25, getting knocked up and fat, with memories of all the gang bangs that happened, before they traded in the bikini for the suburban home…and apparently they go to Brooke Burke, the hustler who turned being a cheesy raging party slut with fake tits and a hot body, into a lifestyle brand thanks to the tabloids, dancing with the stars, and what some would call bottom feeding, but what her bank account calls genius…

And now she’s old…and in a bikini…

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Posted in:Brooke Burke|SFW

2017

17

Feb

Hot Mexican Traffic Cops of the Day

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Viva Mexico….the greatest country in the world despite the terrible marketing they get in America, where there people not only give you whites great gardens, great tacos, great cheap labor….and great drugs that they smuggle in…because you know it’s all Mexicos fault…not to mention great Volkswagens, great other cares made in Mexico…and great tits like Salma Hayek….

I’m half Mexican and fucking love all things Mexico…except maybe the cartels, the decapitations etc….but the music, the culture, that Mariachi, the fucking food, the beaches, the women…and the parking traffic enforcers…are fucking perfect…

Viva fucking Mexico…you Sombrero burrito eating white fucks…

Posted in:Mexico|SFW

2017

17

Feb

Nicole Kidman for The Edit of the Day

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Nicole Kidman is a robot…it wasn’t just the stepford wife movie, it was real fucking life…thanks to homosexual Tom Cruise and the Scientology billion dollar robot making lab in the basement of the celebrity center where John Travolta gets hand jobs.

She’s in a magazine showing some clevage despite being old…it doesn’t matter because robots can’t die… I saw WALL-E…I know how this shit is…

I’d still stick it in….just to see how dead the vagina feels…provided she was built with a vagina…and not a 12 inch black cock the way Tommy wanted…

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2017

17

Feb

Nina Agdal Maximizes for Maxim of the Day

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Nina Agdal the retard looking model from Denmark who doesn’t really matter, who barely exists, who was exclusively working for Sports Illustrated swim, taking some fringe jobs from that, using it to market herself to rich dudes, fucking rich dudes…getting more and more followers due to the machine that is SI constantly marketing her, eventually leaving her boyfriend for Leo who cheats on her because she must be around 30 now and it’s time to get going with this locking down the meal ticket…or at least getting pregnant…or at least hanging out with a dude she was a groupie of growing up back in her Euro trash home she’s from…

I dont’ find her hot, she’s looking old and tired, the drinking and party has caught up with her but she’s in MAXIM and that’s brilliant…or as good as it gets….on the downward spiral that is her life…

Garbage retard head…with a hot body…aging, melting, expiring…HOT…

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Irina Shayk’s Dressed Like a Man for Vogue Russia of the Day

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IRINA SHAYK AND BRAD COOPER WERE ON THE BEACH IN MALIBU ….but the highlight picture is her picking her pregnant ass that I can assume is bothering her fat pregnant soon to be destroyed body….maybe because she’s actually eating food now, she can let loose and fatten up…or maybe it’s hemorrhoids…or a bad wipe…it could be that he just fucks her ass because it reminds him of his gay years…and they don’t want the dick to pound against little baby retirement plan’s head…WHO KNOWS….

What I do know is that I don’t have a pregnancy fetish, I find it vile, disgusting, not human even if it is the basis and foundation of humanity….not all moms are unfuckable after the pregnancy, their pussies get sewn back together so not necessarily as easy to fist as you’d want when fucking a mom…but they are still moms, with kids, burdens Irina’s staff will handle..

She was one of the hottest, plastic surgery ridden Russians…making it in America through sex work…high end sex work…and who knows where she will go from here…other than the bank…

Here she is in some Vogue Russia shoot dressed like a dude for you closet cases…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Picking Her Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is really committed to showing people that she’s more than just a set of big sloppy tits on a small frame – thanks to genetics, hormones in the food, growing up in Florida…while her dad was a tax evader in the Bahamas….and the tits are massive, usually due to implants, and these could be implants, just the sloppiest fucking implants ever, not that you can tell from these pics..because she’s on this kick for diversity…to show the world that her tits that barely made her famous, as no one actually cares about her, aren’t all she has to offer…she also has places you can fuck….like assholes and vaginas…and rich guys are into it…so you should be too…..

It doesn’t really take away from her average at best face, and is a reminder that she is really just a set of tits in a world where people are obsessed with tits…which allows her to exist in this world…sexualizing herself…..for low level fame…like most girls, even the ones who pretend to be feminists do…

All this to say…I don’t really know what Charlotte McKinney is or trying to be…but I’ll post any ass picking pics…

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