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2017

15

Feb

Emma Watson for Elle Magazine of the Day

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Emma Watson always creeps me out….because her fans, you people, are fucking so into her, and have been since the first Harry Potter when she was 12 and that’s fucking weird…even if you only jerked off to her the day she turned 18….which we all know you didn’t…and that you’re pervert masturbating self just couldn’t contain yourself….because you liked her so fucking much…and that you kept that to yourself – because you know it’s weird behavior…but now she’s in her 20s…it’s cool…you can take your creepy obsession to the public….it’s like when you jerk off to a blood relative when you’re not an incest participating person from the south…you don’t really want to advertise that you came to your mom’s tits while sniffing her panties you pulled from the hamper…it just sort of happens…and you repress that shit…and eventually…after she dies you may drunkenly tell a friend…only to play it off like a joke…because jerking off to your mom…like jerking off to a 12 year old Emma Watson…is fucked up….

That’s about all I got on this one….

SHE WAS ALSO AT THE ELLE STYLE AWARDS BECAUSE SHE IS SO COMMITTED TO ELLE….

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Posted in:Emma Watson|SFW

2017

15

Feb

Ariel Winter – In a See Through Shirt and in a Monster Diaper all in 24 Hours of the Day

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Ariel Winter is so fucking versatile…she can go out for gas in what looks like a romper or a diaper …for all her weirdo fans who want to see her in a diaper as they watched her grow up on TV and are that creepy…

Because when you look at her, you know the only reason people talk about her is partially due to marketing, but a lot to do with emotional attachment to her big young tits, that really aren’t even that impressions, it’s called be a fat chick, with an awkward shaped body, who eats shit food and doesn’t work out, who even had to get her tits rebuilt, not for being too big, as they are still fucking big, but to give them more shape and perk, because they were sloppy as fuck…

Meaning, most bitches get breast lifts after child birth, this child gets breast lifts at 17 or 18..because she eats too much….

And now…she’s rebelling against her tyrant stage parent, since as you know, kids can’t land Network shows on their own and there’s an evil mastermind behind them…..and she does it with slutty outfits and clothes, because you can’t dictate a woman’s worth, intelligence, or purpose based on her slutty cries for attention….that’s Misogynist…and why all these slutty women are the biggest advocates for bullshit political theory like that…

Here’s the diaper outfit…

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

15

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Leather Pants of the DAy

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Some women, like Lohan, are rotting from the inside out – in terms of relevancy, spirit and genitals…so squeezing into unbreathable pants…is just crazy…but crazy is what she is…it is all she knows…it is all she’s ever known…so I guess it makes sense…it feels like home. It’s the only thing that’s real…it’s true to herself, it’s authentic in this world of everything being contrived, fake, strategic to get ahead bullshit…which based on her filled up face…and overall attitude towards real global issues…her crazy being real…is the only thing being real..the rest of her is just jacked the fuck up…but I’d still like to cum on it…just to see her trying to close her eyes – while her botox face muscles don’t let her….

I guess the point of this post is to say…I’d love to smell whatever those unbreathable pants baked for dinner…..while she was wearing them….

HOT TO ME…isn’t necessarily hot to anyone else in this terribly sad world…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

15

Feb

Kate Middleton’s Royal Ass of the Day

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Kate Middleton is the Royal Duchess….more like the Royal DuchASS…..am I right?

That’s all I’ve got…that’s the extend of my abilities….

Take me out back and shoot me now…

This Old Yeller is done….

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Posted in:Kate Middleton|SFW

2017

15

Feb

Sports Illustrated Swim – Big Launch No One Cares About of the Day

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I consistently say that Instagram killed the bikini model, or maybe it created the DIY bikini model, who in many cases is hotter than the bikini model, probably a little more desperate than the actual getting paid bikini models, sometimes bigger earners than the actual bikini models, because lets face it, getting in a bikini shouldn’t be something girls get rich off of, but why the fuck not spread some of that around to more pussy, that is probably not as egotistical because they aren’t in the right circles, getting cast in movies but want it so bad…

So in ways, I laugh at bikini instagram girls imitating magazines and catalogs…in their spare time, but they are producing slutty half naked content….but I actually like those thirsty girls more than the actual models…because they are all equally bullshit…and the aspiring sluts are better than the sluts who think they are established..

It’s a new generation, you don’t need magazines like this, it’s not a big deal…dudes don’t actually fucking care…we have instagram…but let’s post some of their pics as a tribute to a dying scam…the bikini issue that carried a brand in an era where bikinis weren’t everywhere…when they were still a simple tactic to post innocent seductive pics for attention….but just not for everyone….you needed film,, cameras, audience…now you don’t need this…

Yet, the insta sluts….aspire to be in this…to stamp of approval their bullshit lives…

Anyway – There’s a bunch of nipples – their only potential for a win…..PORNOGRAPHERS….how can their advertisers support this SMUT….More Nudity Than Playboy…

Kate Upton, Cover Girl, Still Fat, Photoshopped But Better than Recent Years…

Caroline Wozniacki – Because Tennis Pussy is Good Pussy…

Hannah Ferguson Big Tits and Nipples…

Default Hannah Davis aka Hannah Jeter aka Hannah Herpes….


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Homegrown – Eugenie Bouchard – Straight from the Tennis Court of Montreal…(her sister is hotter)

Aly Raisman Because Fitness Gymnasts are Bendy

Samantha HOOPES who I’ve heard is a hooker – and her Nipples…

Hailey Clauson Last Years Cover – The Forgotten One – They Didn’t Even Bring to the Beach…oh no they did…

Myla Dalbesio and Her Monster Tits and Nipples…This is a Porn Site…..


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Barbara Palvin

Bo Krsmanovic Great Tits…

Bianca Balti is Amazing….

Kate Bock who the fuck is that…


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Nina Agdal is Leo’s Girl – and Old….and Retard Looking – But Has Nipples

Ana De Paula with the POSE of the Year…

LOOK A BEACHED WHALE PARODYING THE BIKINI MODEL EXPERIENCE….which annoys me because for the last 10 years i’ve wanted to do fat chicks as SI models in a parody site / campaign to release the same day SI does – as an LOL but now the fatties – are mainstream and no longer a joke…BUMMER

Serena Williams Did Some Sports Illustrated porn that is totally unneccessary – but at least she’s an athlete and not some slutty, gold digging, “bikini” model…all fucking basic and boring and lame…if SI wants to survive…maybe focus their swim issue on people who don’t live in bikinis with rich guys…pretty logical to me…

Christie Brinkley Sacrificed herself to get her famewhore daughters in the magazine, as SI does anything they can to spin a story or to get people talking about their bullshit…

Simone Biles – Because America Pride…USA.USA.USA.


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Posted in:SFW|Sports Illustrated

2017

15

Feb

Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Covers of the Day

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So the biggest news on my social media – as of last night was that Kate Upton is the covergirl of this year’s Sports Illustrated issue that doesn’t matter, that no one cares about, but that the idiots at SI SWIM think is a sure shot, that will get press because there is a story and she’s gone onto be their saving grace the last 10 years as their beach gets flooded from the melting ice caps, which to them is instagram…a place where anyone can imitate their “prestigious” and “expensive” shoots with a fucking iphone…where the girls…so many girls are as hot if not hotter than the models they use…because let’s face it…they aren’t innovative, interesting, and the proof is in the big titty pudding…

I will assume that Kate Upton’s rich family either owns the magazine, or is fucking the publisher, or was just their meal ticket and figure – let’s take the press…we know we are only selling 10 issues anyway…

The good news is that she’s not as fat as she was in her fat years…she works out now….and her tits are still big…but photoshopped catalog bathing suit pics of a tired bitch, instead of hunting and finding a new hot bitch, is just not sustainable…it’s a flawed business…because sure it’s “trending” on Facebook…but because SI SWIM has good PR and the Media is a fucking scam…it’s not because people like it, think it’s hot, or care…

Awesome photoshopped bikini pics of bitches we are tired of us and can see naked on google…

THANKS FOR THAT BRO….

What garbage…garbage they hope saves their business…they even call her “Kate The Great”….which is more like “Kate the One White Trash Who Buy Our Bullshit Like Cuz She’s Been Marketed Right”….

I mean I guess SI has always fucking sucked…

Here she is on the promo tour…

They paid Jimmy Kimmel to announce it like this bullshit matters…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2017

14

Feb

The Woman Who Limbos Under Cars of the Day

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I think this is the most interesting thing that’s happened today….

In all this horny valentine’s day girls trying to get filled because they don’t want to feel lonely or inadequate…fun….

I spend my time watching a girl LIMBO under cars….because Limbo, it the most erotic of dances….

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2017

14

Feb

Ariel Winter Photoshopped Ass Riding her Boyfriend of the Day

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Ariel Winter is the fat little pig who does the whole body positive thing because fat girls are all about the body positive positive thing otherwise they have to admit they are fat – but why do that – that would mean they have to be accountable – which the youth never is….because they are entitled little brats – and when you factor the whole TV thing into it – they are REALLY fucking entitled little brats…

I don’t really give a fuck about Ariel Winter…or her ass that that dude using her for her money, her sloppy but young, already surgically enhanced tits…but people care…I don’t know why, maybe her high paid PR Team…but people care…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

14

Feb

Jennifer Aniston Menopausal Bikini Pics of the Day

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I once tried writing an article for another site….it was 10 reasons to fuck menopausal women…no one fell for my clickbait…but I figure it’s valentine’s day and this old lady who will never be a grandmother, thanks to never being a mother, is out with her tits out, her face botoxed, ready to take on the fucking world…or not really…but rich enough to never ever actually die alone..she can hire staff for that…

I figure…why not post that article with some pictures of this old lady on her old lady birthday not doing old lady things thanks to being rich as fuck and hollywood…even delusional about being an old lady…as Hollywood does to people…

But you can’t trick your period…sure you can try with the face…but that period will always know just how old you are…

Women with menopause are women too, maybe not hormonally…but they have vaginas and vaginas are meant to put dicks in. Here’s a round up of 10 reasons to bang women with / in Menopause.

1- If you’re lucky, they’ll have dementia and won’t call the police, because they will forget the whole thing

2- The obvious, you can’t get them pregnant, but more interestingly you feel less guilty when you kill them because they are closer to death….and even if you don’t kill your sex partners because they are old monsters you can’t believe you had sex with…the fact they are closer to death would make you assume they are less bullshit, know what they want and are upfront about it…assuming they are still considered women…I don’t think that’s entirely possible as all women whine, complain and make nothing easy.

3- They are either married, have kids, are divorced and want nothing to do with you after you make them cum, they are busy, have responsability, or are tired with priorities and even if you don’t make them cum, they’ll take it because they aren’t getting anything else. Zero pressure.

4- Their Dry Vaginas allow for friction which counterbalances that fact that their elasticity in their skin is no longer tight…and you can still feel while penetrating.

5- Menopause makes a woman moody, intolerable, annoying, aggressive, which can either make sex great…because crazy women are always the best in bed….not to mention they’ve given up on looking hot and if you’ve been to a resort and seen them frolicking around in a bikini you’ll know they’ve given up, accepted themselves for the mess than they are, and that makes them easier to get them gaping than a younger more insecure woman with perky tits…unless they are rich and into plastic surgery – in which they look like Asian cats with bolt on tits…and that’s fun too….

6- As women slowly turn into men due to their lower estrogen and higher testosterone – their sex drive goes through the roof and if you’re lucky their moustaches not only tickle your balls but allow you to have your gay sex or trans fantasies without biting the bullet….and going down that road…

7- You can use the night sweats as lube….I’m reaching here….the oldest girls I like to bang are under 27….assuming you spend the night and you’re not just there the hour the kids are at the high school dance.

8- Their vagina smell like mothballs…and if you’ve ever taken the public transportation in the fall with a bunch of asians in the fall….you know how hot that is.

9- You can assume they are experienced, but experienced women is how I got AIDS, so I’m sticking to eager to try to new things because the last marriage suffocated them, robbed them of life and creativity and happiness, and now they are ready to do anything, slut out on your face with their cat tongue sand paper-like clit…not to mention…at their age…too much experience means practice in boring relationship sex..

10- Grandmas always know how to bake the best cookies.

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Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|SFW

2017

14

Feb

Bryana Holly Bikinis for Valentines Day of the Day

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Bryana Holly is garbage…VALENTINE’S Day Garbage….that gets thrown around the rich dude who likes weathered instagram models who were early to the instagram gates…but who are

She is probably better known for trying to get in with the Kardashians by fucking Brody Jenner…their stepbrother, and son of Caitlin…you know using them fake tits in efforts to really make it in the world..

But no on gives a fuck about Brody Jenner, his Mom / Dad they are all shit…so we can assume this lower on the totem pole pile of shit you’d fuck cuz it looks like a stripper, acts like a stripper, but is more of a rich dude girlfriend who gets naked on social media for a bit of cash….

And here she is for a Valentines Day shoot we could assume is for everyone to jerk off to, like she is for everyone to jerk off to, so long as they have money or can help her 30 year old ass get to the next level of “what the fuck does she do, why do people follow her, who cares”….

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