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2017

13

Feb

Kim Kardashian Photoshopped to Fuck for her Personal Site of the Day

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There comes a point in photoshop where the person in the picture is no longer human, not to say that Kim Kardashian has ever been human, she’s always been the fucking demon that crawled out of a toilet somewhere, who was luckily rich enough to set up her bullshit career from porn to victim to social media machine….but these photoshop pics on an already plastic surgery ridden monster…are just so silly…like a cartoon…a terrible fucking cartoon that should be taken out back and shot….

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2017

10

Feb

Kendall Jenner See Through Outfit of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is a very important model who shows her tits on the internet…and on the runway – because she’s so fucking classy…and luxurious like her gutter porn family and all their disgusting behavior….

What a fucking joke, looking at her walking her model walk you know her dad/mom trained her for when she was a little girl because it was the onlything IT could relate to her on…

SHe’s making this serious face, like she’s all serios…anothing thing she’s worked on and the whole thing…fucking terrible…but you can see her ass cheeks and even some nipple…because everyone shows their nipples…it’s the internet generation…

She’s not even good looking – what is this shit…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

10

Feb

Victoria’s Secret Models Being Lame as Fuck of the Day

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Like LALA LAND, Victoria’s Secret models are overrated as fuck and I can’t be friends with anyone who thinks they are cool…

They are overpaid, egotistical, garbage women who are basically prostitutes who surround themselves with rich dudes when they aren’t working, despite having a lot of money, and they just have very little to offer the world….not to mention all the content they produce is some cheesy spokesmodel shit…like this vapid bullshit…and I fucking hate it…

That said, they are all tall and skinny and have little hot tits in their push up bras…and there is nothing wrong with that…except maybe that there is EVERYTHING wrong with that….

I like the land rover though…..would be better if it was on fire and models were running for their life…I mean give me something to work with her, some kind of storyline, what the fuck.

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Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret Models

2017

10

Feb

Phoebe Price is Everything for Valentines Day of the Day

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If you read the site, you’ll know that Phoebe Price is everything there is right in the world. You will know that she’s always in the right place at the right time while the paparazzi are around and that her goal to get in tabloids to become a name before social media existed not only work, it was incredible to watch….and you’ll know that she doesn’t go a Holiday without getting into a Themed costume to do a fun photoshoot…reminding us to never give up on her dreams but more importantly, to always remember Phoebe Price…

Sure Valentines is next week, but it came early for me….in this DIY photoshoot far hotter than anything else you’ll see today…

I asked for more topless pics to jerk off to, but like all girls, they never come through when I’m jerking off…but this is porn to someone…mainly me….Phoebe Price erotic for life…

Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW

2017

10

Feb

Olivia Wilde’s Possible Nip Slip of the Day

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Olivia Wilde is such a twat, mainly because her real name is cockburn and by default that would make her more of a cock than a twat, but we can assume that being a twat who likes cock, so much they are named the condition they cause on cock, that contributed to her career..

Sure she’s a rich, connected family, which made things easier, but even the most connected girls still need to use their pussy to get a head…that’s why they all while about pay equity…the same dudes who fuck them, give them work, underpay them as they pass them around…

This one is at a point in her career where she’s settled down and is making babies..but the cockburn is for life…

She’s at some event with some other actor – and you can see her mom nipple…so stare at the mom nipple…if that’s a nipple and not a shadow…because NIPPLE is exciting, obsess over it…it’s the thing to do.

Posted in:Olivia Wilde|SFW

2017

09

Feb

Heidi Montag Still Lives and is in a Bikini of the Day

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Heidi Montag LIVES!!

Who says there is no legacy, or future in being a reality show personality who made a novelty of herself…during and after the show…because she’s back…doing what she does with her clown tits and silliness…because you can carry this bullshit on for decades….because someone will always be willing to look at you in your bikini…with your big clown tits…

I am a fan of low levels who don’t take themselves too seriously after years of realizing they were always low levels…because you know there was a period where they thought they were super fucking relevant and important…because they are the worst…

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2017

09

Feb

Selena Gomez Tits Make an Appearance of the Day

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Selena Gomez looks well rested, with her new face, after her stint at rehab where she lost her mind and cancelled her tour because of Beiber…..or maybe she was just being an entitled rich kid who has been coddled forever because the family had to make money and live their dream – that ended up putting the pressure on her and fucked her up mentally – lots of pressure to keep up the bullshit…

Or maybe she’s just well fucked, vaginally destroyed…by the Weeknd who apparently has a massive penis I write about a lot – thanks to girls I know who have sucked it…and it makes looking at Selena Gomez, the naughty little pig…a little more wonderful…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

09

Feb

Sara Sampaio Shaving Her Hairy Portuguese Face of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is shaving her face for some photoshoot because you know that Portuguese girls are hairy little trolls and need maintenance….otherwise they look like fishermen…that have been lost at sea…but she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, very important and can’t let the world know that she’s got a fucking beard…

Sara Sampaio is better known for being the skinny model, blamed for being too skinny, targeted as being skinny, and defends being skinny, in a world that needs a lot more of that….because everything’s got so damn fat…

HERE SHE IS IN BIKINI DOING PHOTOSHOOTS FOR TOMMY HILFIGER WITH GIGI HADID AND OTHER SLUTS…LIKE HAILEY BALDWIN…..

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

09

Feb

Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is hilarious to me….and probably to most people around her – but they’ll never let her know that – they’ll just give her work and tell her how great she is….because she fucked Bieber…

I don’t think she’s that hot, but she’s hot enough, to pretend that she’s a model, and she gets herself out there enough to get followers to get more work….and people hire her because they think she’s a model or relevant… and thanks to having a trust fund or being a rich kid with a fucked up a rich from acting dad and some trendy friends who she’s attached herself to…she makes it work….as she works it on the beach in Hawaii…

SHE ALSO DID A FASHION SHOW FOR GIGI HADID….BECAUSE THAT IS HOW THE SCAM WORKS DOWN…I LIKE THE NUMBER ON HER – LIKE A CATTLE AUCTION….

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

09

Feb

Kate Beckinsale Dog in her Tits of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is warming her puppies in her puppies…GET IT…GOOD ONE Right…

I figure that’s the kind of joke the kind of nerdy social awkward 40 year old who is a fan of Kate Beckinsale who saw her in some bullshit Vampire shit back in 1999 and is still fucking jerking off to her – because she’s his dream girl…and will be forever…

I find the only thing amazing about her – the fact that she looks this good at 100 years old…how does that happens….especially when she’s British and by default should be grey skinned – drinking crumpets or something….but instead she’s taking tit pics for the internet…

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW