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2017

01

Feb

Kate Hudson’s Double Chin and Swollen Botox Face of the DAy

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Kate Hudson just did a live instagram feed that I was watching…and trying to behave on…because I am a nice guy and don’t feel like getting my instagram deleted…even though it’s been deleted 4 times because no one understands my jokes…but luckily there were a lot of people asking her to get naked and show her tits – because we are all only human…basic humans…who like tits…

She was trying to sell off workout gear, which I guess is her business now, not that she really needs a business – she’s a rich kid with a trust fund, but also and actress who made too much money over the years, who I like to troll – only because I have this storyline I created about her fucking everyone in Hollywood that makes me laugh…including but not limited to OWEN WILSON who was rumored to have tried to kill himself because of her…I guess she’s hot, good in bed and maintaining her celebrated ass through fitness

But what I don’t understand is how she turned asian..oh right because she’s a vapid superficial twat who fears aging gracefully, because why would she do that – when she can look like a clown…

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2017

01

Feb

Kris Jenner Getting a Creepy Massage from her Boyfriend Of the Day

I don’t follow the devil family – at least if I don’t have to – because they are the fucking worst…

But while the Jenner dad is becoming a mom thanks to years of emasculation, and jealousy of all the attention the girls get, while he’s supposed to be the celebrated one…he’s the Olympian….

The mom, at 100 years old, but age doesn’t matter for demons, they fucking live forever, has found this dude named Corey Gamble, who is 33 and who rails the fuck out of her like some sort of houseboy, rentboy, hired hand…because she’s calculating, has more money than god, and has finally let black cock in her since OJ…..

Kylie Jenner posted this snapchat of him rubbing the mom’s feet, at first I assumed it was Kylie’s feet and I just haven’t seen such a well behaved because he gets paid bitch…willing to fuck an old lady…probably really fucking violently because she’s this power hungry freak who needs to be mistreated to get off….the mail sugar baby…not trying to screw shit up…and it is fascinating…but not as fascinating as Kris Jenner’s feet.

Creepy shit…

Here’s Kylie Being a Whore to compensate for the black lives matter movement happening in the entire family’s cunt…cunt that eats pants that are too damn small for her…because that’s how she makes it all work…

Here she is in Costa Rica doing a fake photoshoot for bullshit

Here’s Kendall’s nipple for instagram….because why the fuck not…

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How about some Kourtney Kardashian mom ass that has been brazilian lifted getting extra support from a balcony to give her the booty shape she thinks is hot…a fucking balcony…is a lot of support…

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Garbage humans…that I would argue aren’t human…

Posted in:Kris Jenner|SFW

2017

01

Feb

Elizabeth Hurly is Still in Bikinis at 1000 years Old of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is really trying to increase sales for the Elizabeth Hurley bikini line…a line that I guess makes her money of her own…to give her a little confidence in herself that at 50 she’s still hot enough to be half naked…especially when inspired by cash…because she’s done way worse than half naked in the name of cash…whether in actual cash, or lifestyle via men….because she was an original Sugar Baby, celebrity girlfriend who got herself famous riding the coattails of Hugh Grant…….

But today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or maybe it is financed by someone she fucks, because why spend your own money….

Some puppets or in her case sex toys remain puppets forever…even when they have their own money…they like to be controlled….and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…they are the kind of puppet or sex toy…y you’d like to keep in a cage in your basement to cum inside cuz it won’t get pregnant like when you kidnap young captives…

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Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2017

31

Jan

Anastasia Ashley’s Ass of the Day

Here’s some Anastasia Ashley showing off her watch…letting you all know that she is always island time….because she’s worried about you forgetting the reason she’s always in a bikini as she lives her her tropical life….because I know you’re staring at her damn watch…because it’s right next to her iconic fucking ass..

I wish I took this picture….because not because I am a pervert because I have a passion for product shots so long as the product is next to a butt of the surfer with the best surfer butt….it’s what I tried to go to art school for..but it was the 90s…they didn’t see the vision I saw…and here I am practically homeless…when I could have been so much more…a visionary…

That said…I wonder why she’s so dirty…someone better call her a doctor…to look into that…or at least hose her down….

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley|SFW

2017

31

Jan

Gigi and Bella Hadid are Bullshit Arab Activist But Have Cleavage and Do Incest for Vogue of the Day

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Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid aren’t hot to me, but they are hot to the rest of the world who book them as the “it girl” sisters…because America likes rich kids with a dad who fucks Sugarbabies and a mom who is so vapid and superficial she gets on shows about being Vapid and superficial…while consistently marrying rich guys…it’s just garbage, LA county trash…that people forget is trash because they’ve scammed the world…

I look at GIGI and BELLA Hadid..and think…damn they are overrated, they are dopey retard looking and should be working as interns at an entertainment company while doing their degree in some bullshit they won’t need because they’ll just marry a rich dude they have access too..

Yet instead they are social media influencer models, and they don’t do anything interesting or impressive…

That was until today, when they decided to protest the TRUMP travel ban that I guess targets Muslims since it is in Muslim countries and that Facebook claim is the same ban Obama had during his presidency while bombing those countries – which could be seen as worse…but I am not into that, I am not going to act like I know or care…Muslims were killed a three hour drive from where I live in a Mosque and I don’t like that kind of hate, or bullshit..it’s like hate everyone, kill yourselves, hate the governement, but when you get to killing, you’re a real fucking asshole…

Not that this protest GIGI and BELLA are attaching themselves to because they like attention, it’s a PR stunt, and they get to connect to the Muslim americans because their dad is Arab…

It’s a good PR move, that allows them to think they have some substance or value…

But the truth is they should just sign over their model money they don’t need or deserve, if they really cared for more than just a PR photo opp…it would have more results than this…

Not to mention GIGI looks 40 and Bella looks ugly…because they are…that’s how being overrated work…Garbage…activists making it about their narcissistic selves…

That said, she’s in Vogue UK with her Brother, who I’ve seen them pimping out, narcissists like to keep it in the family, same genetics, but they also like to fuck their family, because they see themselves in their siblings…which explains why little Hadid is inappropriately touching her, he probably jerks off to her, and she’s trying to get her entire family to pull off the same scam she did…and it will work because society are fucking morons…

Here’s her cleavage….that’s that all that really matters..

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2017

31

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Fashion Campaign of the Day

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I was talking to someone about Irina Shayk last night…

She wasn’t a Russian hooker, but she could have been, because she was a Russian stripper and the conversation wasn’t really exciting, I try not to talk about models or Russian hookers or Russian celebrities or Russian model hookers who fuck celebrities in my everyday life…it just comes up when I’m getting lap dances sometimes…

Where I say shit like “you’re tits are so good, you’re so hot, if I was a celebrity or rich I’d buy you and make you my Russian wife, but conditional to you letting me fuck other girls without too much crazy spy behavior, because Russians can go either way…always psychotic and cold…but either crazy jealous and will Hispanic style chop your dick off…or they let you do whatever you want so long as you make them babies and by babies I mean give them money for designer clothes – they love that shit”….

Who knows what Irina Shayk is, but she’s fucking fantastic looking, the pregnancy probably a sign of how good she fucks her celebrities, or entrapment, either way…she’s set for life…and all it took was being in a bikini on the internet…and a beard to the most famous dude in the world…who pretends he’s not gay…

Point being, these pics and most pics to come from her will likely be garbage…it’s a mom thing..so get used to it…but she happened, she exists, and we like her…

Here she is vogue…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

31

Jan

Anja Rubik for Vogue Mexico of the Day

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Anja Rubik is in Vogue Mexico, because Mexicans like magazines as much as they like sneaking across the American border to provide drugs to the AMerican gangsters who make millions of dollars off of their hard work….you know the Mexicans the wall is going to eliminate…since there’s no such thing as travel visas or commercial airlines that you can fly into the country on – and just never leave…silly..

I guess what I am saying is that Mexico has their own Vogue, because they are a civilized nation that cares about fashion and models and people actually buy magazines because not all Mexicans live in Tijuana shanties where they turn tricks for Americans who like crossing the border so long as those mexicans don’t cross back to work their fields or cleaning their hotel…ridiculous…

That said….Mexico is a real place, a real city, it exists and they are just like America…and like the same models as America….like Polish Anja Rubik who is not American…she’s Polish, but makes that American money, like Mexicans…stealing those American jobs…

She’s not showing her tits, as girls who model, known for showing their tits do…but she’s still hot and I’m posting it.

Posted in:Anja Rubik|SFW

2017

31

Jan

Martha Hunt Great Model Pose of the Day

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Martha Hunt is the hot, rare, American used by Victoria’s Secret in their campaigns, because they can’t just hire immigrants, even though they mainly hire immigrants, that would be against making America great, and as we all know, big billion dollar businesses like Victoria’s Secret, who probably pay as little tax as possible despite being a billion dollar company, thanks to smart accounting….are likely only interested in Making AMerica great again…which is why the get all their goods in China…that they label and resell in America…but they do have the stores, and pay all those cute retail whores to sell their product to retards who buy into mall brand name marketing…

But Martha is great…good American flavor…just living the tall skinny model life…on the beach in Miami doing content for the big American brand….and the hightlight is her on her knees – face in the sand…ass in the air..in a face down ass up that’s the way I want my bikini models while I jerk off because I can see their pussy hang in their white bikini bottoms and I fucking love that…

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Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2017

31

Jan

Girl in Line Waiting for a Water Slide of the DAy

Youtube just pushed this video on me – while I was looking at something totally unreleted to creeper filming a girl in a skimpy bikini bottom waiting to hop on the waterslide…and I figured I would share it with you because Youtube is so silly….not only do they have weirdo creepy perv content but they also know us so well, I guess targeting our information and reading our text messages…..just to make sure they capture my attention, drive views and more importantly trick me to share with you….

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2017

30

Jan

Mischa Barton Pre Rehab Drug Video of the DAy

Here’s a little Mischa Barton complaining about her mother – while crying…in her backyard while high as fuck…

She was recently admitted to rehab for being fucking crazy, and luckily someone captured the satanic possession – while freaking the fuck out….some may think this is terrifying, I think it’s hilarious. I love when homeless people freak the fuck out, and in her case, she’s rich from being on TV and will be fine, I mean sure, she may die in the process but at least she will die with a roof over her head and food in the fridge

She’s been a head case forever, I used to do a series called Mischa Barton death watch, it wasn’t as successful as DRAW YOUR VAGINA and describe it in 10 words but it was still a series I enjoyed…her all unshowerd fat, then emaciated then fat again..she’s been crazy for ever…and here she looks like She Sees Dead people…appropriate based on her first acting job…

Legend, but mainly because sex with crazies is the best, unless this is a publicity stunt for a new role…lol…as if…she hasn’t worked forever.

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