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2017

30

Jan

Bella Thorne Nipple of the Day

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I go into computer lockdown every weekend. I feel like I spend too much time on this shit over the week. That I spend too much time on it over the last two decades and I prefer disconnecting from it…giving my hemorrhoids a break from sitting on my chair…and attempt to live in the real world…having adventures…being irresponsible…not disciplined to updating nonsense I don’t give a fuck about…

But I do sext girls, and end up on my phone begging for spread asshole pics…then refreshing my snapchat hoping to get spread asshole pics – very rarely getting spread asshole pics…

But I did end up clicking on Bella Thorne’s instagram story – which coincided with her snapchat story – you know being a content producer requires lots of venues…

And I could see her nipple rings…a bar bell really…and figured you perverts would jerk off to it…while I continue to wait for spread asshole pics…

She’s an attention seeker…but I can handle that…

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2017

30

Jan

Sofia Vergara’s Weird Tit Pic of the Day

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We all know that Sofia Vergara has big fucking tits…so it was not shocking that she posted this ridiculous tit pic on instagram – last night at the Golden Globes or whatever the fuck she was at….I mean I say globes – while knowing I mean SAG Awards…because everything about her has been a titty fetish…from her broken english, the accent, but most importantly…the tits…the ridiculously huge tits…not my fetish, but apparently a lot of people’s fetishes because she’s won at life, in her late 30s, early 40s…which is unheard of…but she pulled it off…with the tits…

I say this is a weird tit pic, because her tit looks weirdly shaped…but she liked it enough to show you, so I’ll do the same…because I like calling out whores on images they authorize…it proves my point more effectively…

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2017

30

Jan

Kaley Cuoco Panty Upskirt of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco flashed her panties….either on her way to the SAG awards or on her way home from one of the parties…and it wasn’t award worthy….mainly because there were panties…we prefer pussy…or pubic hair as underwear…but also because the panties she was wearing were not see through or sheer….and looked more like some kind of flesh colored spanx…depressing for those of use into seeing all pussy – even Kaley Cuoco pussy….but also disappointing because her old plastic surgery ridden face looks terrifying at this angle…but it happened..

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2017

30

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski Overdressed Buying Lotto Tickets of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is fucking reaching….

This is how she goes out and buys her lottery tickets…she’s like “hey paparazzi, look at me, I’m all fancy and these are my monster tits and a dress, all make-up faced despite her bird face”…..

We call this thirsty behavior….but you should see how she looks when she goes to the pharmacy to get some Plan B after letting all the directors and producers come in her…as her actual boyfriend holds her slut hand…

She’s just going as hard as she can…because she’s gotta make that money while she’s still got 10 million followers from being a softcore porn star…

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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2017

30

Jan

Heidi Klum’s Cleavage and others at the Harper’s Bazaar Cocktail Party of the Day

I guess with every bullshit award show comes bullshit parties for the bullshit people who are at the bullshit award show or bullshit people who want to be at the award shows to go…you know people like dressing up and being part of some exclusive event designed to perpetuate the lie that is hollywood…

Oh this event wasn’t for the SAG awards…it was for SAG Award weekend…get these people while they are all in the same place I guess..

In attendance were very important tits….and I’ve got a “nice little round” up because my life is more pathetic than the people who get invites to these things – and go because they don’t actually work and want to be scene so that they don’t have to work…

Heidi Klum brought her old model mom of 100 tits…and they looked big…

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EIZA GONZALEZ was there, I can’t be bothered to write a post on her, so I’ll just put these here…

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OH and Elle Fanning was there also…dressed like 80s Prom and it’s amazing…because she looks 10 and like she’s playing dress up like you perverts like…

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Miranda Kerr’s Looking Thick Neck and Pregnant of the Day – which happens when you fuck a billionaire and want to get paid in perpetuity when it all falls apart…

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Kate Upton was there – hiding them monster tits…because she’s more than just tits people…she’s also got a trust fund that has taken her places like Hollywood…

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Oh and Dove Cameron – whoever the fuck that is – was there too…

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2017

30

Jan

Australian Bikini Model Jessica Gomes Looking Doughy of the Day

Jessica Gomes must be a mom, because I remember her from a few years ago – and she wasn’t nearly as doughy as this…but here are her hips spilling over her bikini in some bikini pics….that are reminiscent of her being a bikini model from Australia…all ethnically ambiguous…and celebrated by the likes of Sports Illustrated….for many many years…but at 32…she is forgotten and rightfully so…because if you bikini model…you gotta keep that fitness up well into your 40s to exist….

Maybe she’s still sad that she dined with Heath Ledger the night before he killed himself, that’s probably the kind of shit that would take you back to Perth, where you hideout emotionally eating for 10 years….

Maybe we should just focus on her being Australian and some of the most fun, trashy sending, bikini wearing girls are Australian…they are nomadic, love getting wasted and having a good time….which is great…

I mean I’m reaching here, I just want to post the damn pics without my analysis no one cares about…you have eyes, stare at those hips, cross reference it to her old pics, figure it out….bitches age…

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2017

30

Jan

Lily Collins Sports Bra Cuz She’s Fit of the Day

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Lily Collins is probably not what her dad was thinking about when he made Sussudio or even Another Day in Paradise…she probably wasn’t the inspiration behind the Lion King soundtrack song…because unlike Eric Clapton’s baby who learned he can’t fly while his great parents were probably doing heroin…she’s not that inspiring…

But she’s managed to take her name, access and trust fund to the acting world…and I like what she’s putting out, at least in terms of her paparazzi pics going to and from the gym…because that’s what people who don’t work do with their time when they are vain and ant to look as good as possible…because she looks pretty fucking good..all abs all the time motherfuckers…

So I don’t wish it would rain down on me, and I can’t hurry love, but I’ll wait…because two hearts may take me home and I can hope she’s an easy lover but against all odds we end up together and she shows me her true colors of being a vapid spoiled entitled cunt who has her priorities fucked up – proven in that she wants to be a fucking actress in a life where she can be anything…

I actually hate Phil Collins music…but I’d be down to be suffocated by his daughter like that dude who drowned in the Paradise song….

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Posted in:Lily Collins|SFW

2017

30

Jan

Monster Kim Kardashian in a Bikini in Costa Rica with her Clone Kylie of the Day

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I wonder if the world cares that Kim Kardashian is in a bikini in costa rica….A mom of 2, fame whore pig everyone should hate, but seem to not hate, because they keep throwing money at her and her silly ass…an ass we know has been sculpted and paid for by plastic surgeons..but not as butchered as that face….

I feel like they do care….because you’re all a bunch of basic cunts who are brainwashed by this bullshit and I fucking hate you…

Nice choice in bikini though…that’s how I like seeing all moms…

She’s with Kylie, who I think is her daughter that her mom raised or pretended was hers, that or some science experiment clone….or maybe they just have the same surgeon – but either way it’s weird…creepy…terrifying…these demons…why am I promoting them…I don’t know…it happened…deal…blame the bathing suit.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2017

30

Jan

The SAG Awards Happened and I had No Idea of the Day

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I had no idea that the SAG Awards happened, because I actually hate award shows, and think they are irrelevant, as does most of the rest of the world. At least people under 30. They are too busy living their own lives, trying to create their own brand and celebrity, to bother seeing some cunt like Emma Stone or Jennifer Lawrence, like real fucking losers in the grand scheme of who they are at their core, yet celebrated by an industry – because they sell movie tickets and because the industry needs been ticket players to get financing – to make their money off the top – and investing in actual trained and talented people would be crazy, it’s just a sinking ship – give the job to whoever people know….like Emma Stone…even if it has song and dance and she can do neither – yet they promise her an award in exchange for humiliating herself because everyone wants to get fucking paid…

It’s all a lie, none of it is real…and that’s why I don’t pay attention, but these cunts who are part of the scene do….and here are their outfits to jerk off to for their weirdo fans who have been tricked into liking them thanks to marketing…it works on most retards…

I’m glad young people aren’t into this shit – so that it DIES the slow death because they are rich and holding on – but that like my obese wife…slow death or not…still dies…

EMMA STONE WAS THERE – THIS IS HER YEAR – BECAUSE APPARENTLY NO ONE VOTING HAS SEEN HOW BAD SHE IS IN LALA LAND – THEY JUST BUY INTO THE HYPE AND GIVE IT TO HER…SHE WOULDN’T MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

HER DRESS LOOKED SEE THROUGH – IS NOT SEE THROUGH – JUST ANOTHER ONE OF HER SCAMS….

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ARIEL WINTER WAS THERE LOOKING LIKE A COW….IN A GOLDEN DRESS LIKE A PRIZE ONLY WEIRD PERVERTS WOULD LIKE…SHE MAY NOT BE WEARING PANTIES

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KALEY CUOCO WAS THERE BECAUSE SHE IS A VERY IMPORTANT ACTRESS WITH BREAST IMPLANTS…

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SOPHIA BUSH HAD HARD NIPPLES WHICH WAS MORE EXCITING THAN THE AWARDS I AM SURE…

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Winona Ryder’s Face….

Posted in:SAG Awards|SFW

2017

30

Jan

Ariel Winter – Sea Mammal in Captivity of the Day

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The brilliant MadamMeow from THE STEP FORUM wrote this brilliant caption to this image of Ariel Winter


starting her new career as Shamu at Sea World

Because I am not the only one who thinks that Ariel Winter is a little piggish troll, all dumpy and disgusting, and not deserving of the Ariel Winter fetishists, who feel like she’s hot, because they’ve watched her on TV go through puberty, they’ve seen her tits get enormous, so big she had to chop them off…only for them to grow back with a better shape like she wanted, because she’s a little neckless monster…and those tits are key in distracting from everything else wrong with her, including and not limited to the fact that her parents robbed her of her youth for money and fame…

I am not a fan, but I’ve stared at these asses for a while and don’t mind them…it must be the distortion from the water…the fat floating to the surface giving a good shape to the sea monster..coupled with my perversion….making it a Sea World show I’d be into jerking off to…so it can’t be that bad…

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