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2017

26

Jan

Britney Spears Fitness Addict of the Day

Britney Spears looks good – now that she’s really into fitness, and despite fitness having this weird effect on older women like Britney Spears, maybe because of the lower estrogen, or the fact that they are moms and their bodies are wrecked thanks to being old…but fitness is addictive and I still like what I’m seeing…

Sure, she’s a bi-polar, certifiable, insane person, at least that’s how her parents presented her so that they could keep her under conservatorship as it makes them money, and crazy people need addictions, and fitness is one of those addictions a lot of mid 30 year old women have as they transition into being really horny, really masculine, but still women….with sex drives that are too crazy to handle….

But I prefer a muscle bitch to an obese bitch, and seeing a no ass Britney doing her squats to keep her energy levels up for her concert tour the family pushes for…and I’m a fan of all britney does…from lip syncing to shaving her head to financing some loser’s life because he came in her…to squats…she’s still Britney Bitch….

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2017

26

Jan

Morning Hangover of the Day

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Here are some morning links. Sure they aren’t as fun as that time you had anal sex with that college girl you picked up at a bar – and didn’t have a condom to fuck – so she suggested her ass – because I guess pregnancy is a bigger fear for her than AIDS and the anal cancer my HPV will give her….college girls…so logical…

I did it and I didn’t get shit on my dick – thanks to her eating disorder…another reason to like eating disorders….

But they are still fun enough….because why else would I do them everyday…

Malia Obama is at Sundance and So It Begins..>Girl Wants in the Film Industry….
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Duck Plays with Tiger
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Charlie Sheen is Sorry for Being Mean to Ashton Kutcher
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Taylor Swift Used the Women’s March to Market her New Single Because She’s Smarter than You Retards
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Mary J Blige Bikini Top Erotica Weirdness
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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini
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Elle Fanning Does Sundance
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The Total Number of SPECIES on Earth
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Aida Yespica is a Whore in a Bikini
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2017

25

Jan

Topless Nina Agdal for her Only Employer – Who Doesn’t Pay Her of the Day

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I guess Sports Illustrated is on the hustle – to try to get people to buy their shitty magazine no one actually cares about thanks to the internet – coupled with working with the same cunts year after year, well into their 30s, like Nina Agdal, the vagina Leo may have given herpes to – but I’m convinced she just used the strap on on him…

It brings me great joy that this video only has 13,000 views – when I know the production budget behind this shit was high and really a waste considering Instagram in teh new Sports Illustrated….because media companies are a scam and so are people like Nina Agdal who are really not that hot – in this world of much hotter, less bulky, pussy that’s half naked or full naked on all the hipster blogs…

Here she is in one of the two campaigns she books a year – because Sports Illustrated models don’t get work, they get Athletes….they don’t even do their own marketing – they just show up….all big foreheaded first..

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2017

25

Jan

Calvin Klein Uses Millie Bobby Brown (Whitney Houston) Even Though She’s 12 of the Day

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So Calvin Klein is an old pervert like your president – and used the freaky girl form Stranger Things in their campaign…

She’s 12 years old….

I don’t know, but that creeps me out, where I’m from it’s illegal, but I guess if as long as it’s not actual porn – and the parents sign off on the shit…Little Bobby Brown can do whatever the fuck she wants, seeing as she likely owns her parents now that she’s famous, making the money, living their dream…

But I still find it creepy….and that’s why I’m posting it…

Posted in:Fashion|SFW

2017

25

Jan

Kate Beckinsale’s Panty Selfie of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale has made a career on being this hot bodied babe that all the nerds fucking love. She got cast in one nerd movie, the kind of nerd movie nerds are totally loyal to, and collect every edition released in DVD form, even though no one uses DVDs anymore, what’s a fucking DVD? Her fans know….and they just like her so much they want anything she’s been featured in…they want two of each. One to watch and one to sit on their self, never accumulating any value cuz that is old technology, but there a safety, cuz nerds are weird, scared, and like comfort….

I think her beigger legacy is that she’s a mom who managed to not let that whole baby thing fuck up her toned stomach, or make men want to run from her mangled, shredded mom pussy, cuz even at 40, with a college aged daughter who is less hot than her she looks better than most…And here she is in a Selfie of her panties – I assume is from her recent SHAPE MAGAZINE SHOOT… where she looked hot and I probably wrote the same thing about her…

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2017

25

Jan

Emily Sears Dumpy Instagram Escort in Maxim Australia – How’s that Work? – of the Day

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Emily Sears is some old as fuck (32 years old) Australian instagram hooker – who is an actual hooker according to people I know who claim people pay to fuck her and why wouldn’t they…or why wouldn’t she…girl’s got rent that needs to be paid and she’s not booking any real campaigns so use that instagram profile as a backpages profile…backpages when they allowed hookers…because her big ass, her big tits, and her really basic hustle…will generate dudes willing to sign checks…

The only thing interesting about her is her jacked up face…or if you’ve seen her in person..how photoshopped she is…because she looks like a short, dumpy, thick, clown faced monster…who 4 years ago ….looked like she’s was 40…

It’s amazing that she’s scored her US work Visa / Green card considering this is probably the biggest thing she’s accomplished other than finding 1,000,000 perverts from indonesia and India to follow her instagram – to make it seems like she’s relevant..when no one’s ever heard of her..

I avoid all bottom of the barrel who think they are more important than they are….but I had no choice but to post this today – probably because of her quote…

“I appreciate @maxim_aus for introducing me as an intellectual beauty in my cover feature. It is a myth that women can be one thing, and one thing only. Women are multi-faceted, sparkling jewels.”

There’s good “shut the fuck up” quote for you…but more importantly..I figure I should be focusing this site on more intellectuals…multi-faceted jewels…in her case that means she does anal / oral/ vaginal and anything else to get her rent paid. Looks SMART to me…

Posted in:Emily Sears|SFW

2017

25

Jan

Lauren Cohan – Sports Bra For Those Dirty Mexicans of the Day

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I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know all about the show – that seems to have trickled off the last year but nerds are loyal – and that shit must still matters…and that not just in the real world…but in the comic book world…shit’s fucking huge…

I can only assume this is the babe of the show…and that countless of you creeps love her, jerk off to her, and put her to use…she’s part of what makes your favorite shit great…

Well she’s in obscure market according to TRUMP GQ…it’s a place called MEXCIO…..reminding you of all the pussy you never had…while reminding you she exists…and that Mexico, despite the wall you’re building, still have magazines these actors feel the need to promote themselves in….

She’s in a sports bra….and looks fit…so jerk off to her…that’s why she did this..

Posted in:Lauren Cohan|SFW

2017

25

Jan

Rita Ora Doing a Photoshoot of the Day

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What the world doesn’t need more of is facebook status updates about Trump – from both directions – you voted him in – deal with the consequences and go back to what’s important….meaningless quotes, clickbait links, your vacation plans, your dinner plans, your relationship status, your useless stories and opinions on nonsens….your period schedules…and bikini pics….pregnancy scares….pregnancy diary…from morning sickness to your fucking hemorrhoids…to your baby’s birth as he crawls out of your vagina you’re documenting it…to your rape stories, sex stories, divorce stories…it’s never fucking ending….

It also doesn’t need more selfies of a shameless barely famous twat like Rita Ora…even if she’s in a bikini…even if she’s got tit.

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

25

Jan

Maryna Linchuk Model Legs for a Magazien of the Day

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I am testing my luck in the Dubai market, you know find me some muslim oil money sheiks or princes who like white girls, and pictures of white girls, and who don’t need hardcore porn to get off…just ankles and a goat or stray dog….

It seems to work for the countless fake titty escorts on the internet…it better work for me…

Straight from the slums of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011…..that’s 6 years ago you old cunt – Maryna Linchuk, an Belarusian cunt…who is hot enough for me…and probably for a lot of rich guys she dates, makes babies with, whatever….which is pretty impressive – seeing she’s from Belarus and had to make a little more effort than you lazy american assholes who can’t even get to your shift at Walmart down the street on time….pathetic…but yet you think you’re the strongest nation…what a joke…

And here are those ankles from angles on an ex VS angels..

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk|SFW

2017

25

Jan

Heidi Mount – Floral Pussy of the Day

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I am going to assume that Heidi Mount is some kind of model, I am not going to bother googling her, because I am in a rush to find as many posts as I can of girls I don’t know, that I will call whores, because they are all whores….in efforts to populate this site no one reads and no one advertises on – because they think it’s weird, unclear, porno, offensive, creepy…whatever…

I will argue the real creeps are the photographers or magazine editors telling some unsuspecting bitch to get naked – but don’t worry no one will see it – just put this flower in your cunt – and call it art….they’ll even crop all of her out in case she wants to be President one day – not that that will make a difference…I have a feeling the next President will be a cam girl or some shit…

That said, let’s start today, like every other day, only with this Heidi Mount character…..done.

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