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2017

03

Feb

Mariah Carey Working Out in Fishnets of the Day

Mariah Carey entertains me – not because I follow anything her crazy ass does – not because I listen to her music – not because she’s a Christmas icon because one of her songs is played on repeat the entire holiday season – not because she’s got a voice of an angel – or because I’m a fan who has watched her career go from fucking the CEO of her record label – to losing her mind – marrying and getting knocked up by one of her groupies who probably made her feel good about herself because all narcissists need fans and support around them….

She entertains me because she’s rich as fuck, she doesn’t need all this attention, yet she’s fucking addicted to it….and in being addicted to it, she’s gone from potentially being a luxury product…to a shameless mess, falling apart at the seams, ghetto as fuck and perfect for some ratchet brawl on Worldstar…

She’s a fucking weirdo…and that’s what fame and money does to someone…but at least in a pre-internet era…we didn’t see any of this…however, I like all of this…so thank god for the internet, god bless the internet…and the American People…despite there being no god, that’s a distraction from how shitty life actually is…and a scapegoat to blame…

The truth is, she’s on some Kardashian kick…but not releasing sex tapes yet…it’ll come..and so will we…because it’s mariah carey.

She has a New Video

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2017

03

Feb

Lauren Cohan in her Underwear for GQ Mexico of the Day

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I already posted on Lauren Cohan in this GQ Mexico shoot, because the wall hasn’t been built and American culture still trickles it’s way into their country…like they trickle into your country with the drug smugglers and toilet cleaners…at least according the Kelly Osbourne on The View…like CONDE NAST the owners of GQ are there and exploiting the locals for cheap staff and sale to people who still buy magazines…

BUT THERE ARE MORE….

I said I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know all about the show – and about COHAN being the hot pussy on the show…and her being in panties in GQ MEXICO….is such a big deal…I won’t jerk off to it- but I am sure a lot of other people have…

Posted in:Lauren Cohan|SFW

2017

02

Feb

Britney Spears Tit in Concert of the Day

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Apparently, this is the lovely Britney Spears pulling her tit out on stage in some feminist protest…maybe it is her safe word to let people know that she wants to escape by her captors…maybe she’s just so medicated she doesn’t realize her tit’s popping out…maybe she wants her tit to hit the media now that she’s feeling hot and fit – because despite being an old mom – she’s been doing her fitness and looks good on her stage show…or maybe she’s just given the world all of her, where she’s just a shell of a human, with no soul just a body or conduit to perform like a dancing money to make everyone around her money she can’t enjoy because she’s still under conservatorship…or maybe it doesn’t matter, and it’s a basic, simple, enjoyable pleasure…that I am glad happened…maybe.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

02

Feb

Joanna Krupa’s Underwear Dance Video of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is in Poland, where she’s managed to establish a career, despite escaping the communist country 40 years ago when she was 5 with her intellectual parents….who must be proud their baby girl became a sugar baby prostitute – the American Dream they read about in contraband magazines….

AND SHE MADE A THIRSTY FAMEWHORING DANCING VIDEO ALL BY HERSELF – GOOD JOB KRUPA!!!

So thanks to speaking the language and not getting paid to actually work in America, she’s found work in Poland, and she did years ago, where they can pretend she’s a big deal because what other Polish born people are famous in the USA….probably not many…sure all the Jews who run entertainment are technically from there…but that doesn’t count as they are all second or third generation so far removed…and the closest thing they get to Poland is fucking girls like Joanna Krupa when casting her for dancing with the stars…while this one…milks any angle she can like she milks the cock that pays her…

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2017

02

Feb

Taylor Swift and Gigi Hadid are Cunts of the Day

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604,000 people watched a video of Gigi Hadid and Taylor Swift listening to Taylor Swift music….

So Taylor Swift listens to her own songs and thinks “shit I’m awesome, I’m going to make a lot of money”…

Most people don’t even like listening to their own voices, most actors don’t even watch their own movies, yet Taylor Swift is like – Look at me in a car getting down to my own shit – like a bitch who masturbates in the fucking mirror….or who takes selfies of themselves while you fuck them….

Which reminds me of a girl I once had in my rental car masturbating, she knows who she is….she was masturbating to pics of herself – what the fuck..

So the video is called “First Time Hearing My Bullshit Scam Song on the Radio with My BFF who together we Leech off each other Hadid”….and I get great satisfaction knowing I know a girl who fucked the One Direction dude while dating this hadid Cunt…who I’m not even going to go in on – waste of time…

If they are gonna jerk each other off, or really jerk Taylor Swift off for the feature in the youtube video – at least squirt in each other’s whore faces.

Here’s Taylor Swift, the tyrant and she is performing…I can’t imagine how fucking annoying she would be to be around….I can’t wait for her to develop a serious drug addiction and die.

TO SEE A CREEPY VIDEO OF A CHILD IMPERSONATING DEVIL WOMAN SWIFT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW|Taylor Swift

2017

02

Feb

Margot Robbie Figure Skating Porn of the Day

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I don’t find Margot Robbie hot. I know people think I am crazy, but I can’t see past that she’s clearly a big girl and we hate big girls, but more importantly, I can’t see past the fact that one sex scene in a Scorcese movie with Leo has given her this ridiculous career…all while being Australian…this isn’t making America Great again…and sure she’s not a Muslim stealing your jobs, she’s a rich and famous overpaid, married cunt…but she’s probably a bigger terrorist than most of the people detained at the borders and sent home…because everything she represents…is just the fucking worst. It’s going to make girls think they too can be naked in a move and have all the producers think “shit we need a girl to overpay to keep budgets high, let it be her”…

That said, she’s playing Tonya Harding in what we can assume is her attempt to win the Oscar, you know it’s a real relevant story…20 years ago…made for the Hallmark Channel and not the big screen, but whatever, Hollywood is lost and doing it.

THAT SAID, I am a Canadian who lived before the internet, and was forced to jerk off to televised Figure Skating on one of the two channels I got…because we didn’t have the internet porn and needed something and these dancing on ice angels shake their panty wearing asses enough for a pervert like me to take advantage…so for the other figure skating fetishists…here’s some Margot Robbie…skating…shaking that big ass of hers…

Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2017

02

Feb

The Rest of the Self Absorbed, Narcissist Naked Beyonce Pregnancy Shoot of the Day

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The problem in our society is that cunts like Beyonce are celebrated as gods, as moral leaders, as the people all these other people they have brain washed and marketed themselves to in a scamming money making scheme that works…because everything about Beyonce is fucking terrible, garbage, negative, self indulgent, spoiled brat narcissist…who goes so far as to stage cheesy pregnancy photoshoots – because she either knows the world will eat it up and talk about it – and she can sell some songs…are keep people thinking about her while she’s gone to be a MOM and pregnant breeding farm animal with a litter of pieces of shit inside her…I hate beyonce…

This is like a stripper coming back to the club for one weekend of pure pregnancy lab dances for her regulars, you know a cash in, a give them a taste of her pregnancy, because they’ll like it, as lonely men they fantasize about knocking a bitch up….not that strippers really leave when pregnant – they need the money for their meth…

So this is worse than a stripper…working through her pregnancy because she needs the money – because BEYONCE has the fucking money – enough money to shut the fuck up and disappear…but instead – she still brings in as people call her the QUEEN and she channels Jesus’ crown of thornes…what the fuck…

If there was a god, he would have drowned this demon in the underwater portion of the shoot..I mean him or Jay Z jus to shut this garbage up..

The worst….but probably better than when she starts stage parenting all these spawns of hers…that’ll be the actual worst…

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2017

01

Feb

Bella Thorne Talking About How Big Her Boobs Look in a Sports Bra of the Day

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I guess this is news to someone..somewhere…out there…because Bella Thorne despite looking 40, while being 19…after a year of being real fucking slutty on social media that with the help of being on TV really made her and her career pop, as followers are everything….and followers are something a lot of these hot young girls have…that I don’t really understand why they have them…but at least in Bella Thorne’s case..she’s on TV…a dying stamp of approval but a stamp of approval none the less…

I spent the last 5 minutes googling how to download a snapchat she posted screaming at her sister while dancing and bouncing up and down….and came up with nothing…but downloading instagram stories…I got that shit locked…

Unfortunately, like most girls, her snap is more perverted, her insta more corporate, who knows why the porn lives on snapchat – but it does…..so I screenshotted it to shit:

I don’t know why I am compelled to post videos of Bella Thorne talking about her tits, but I guess I’m a sucker for tits, big tits, and girls talking about their tits…especially when they are pop culture relevant…rather than just some tired hooker at the dive bar I drink at…it makes me feel more connected….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

01

Feb

Beyonce’s Pregnancy Panty Erotica Announcement of the Day

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I guess Beyonce doesn’t let her man sticking his dick in other bitches get in the way of him sticking his dick in her….as she just announced she’s pregnant in some creepy high concept fashion photo in lingerie while pregnant erotica you can jerk off to – if you’re into that kind of thing…

Obviously bitch needs to make a spectacle or production about the whole thing….

I don’t see how this is big news, or why Beyonce is the icon that she is, makes no sense to me, but while pushing 40, it’s pre-menopausal time to not have an only child….and at least she can go back to being fat old mom – rather than the attempt at tight body seductress she did after her last pregnancy…something that made no sense to me…it’s like take your 500 million or more and be fucking lazy or a mom…..you’ve proved all their is to prove…you self indulgent…cum filled to not baby filled cunt…

The worst ego ever…but at least she has the decency to cover her head.

They say it’s twins, but I think it’s constipation from a whole lot of Popeye’s chicken…she’ll shit out and be forced to buy some black babies from the ghetto to perpetuate her weight gain lie…

We would like to share our love and happiness. We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for your well wishes. – The Carters

I’m still waiting for the Taylor Swift pregnancy announcement – after hearing she was pregnant a year ago…but I guess that ended in abortion….something that we wish would happened to Beyonce all those years ago…

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2017

01

Feb

Drunk Girl Fake Fall During Ma Carina of the Day

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Here’s an America’s Funniest video that never actually went viral – at least not that I know of – of what looks like a drunk girl at the cottage doing a little Ma Carina on the couch with her friends for her dad…you know it’s what dad’s make all their 18 year old daughters do for them after getting them drunk…

But then again, there is no dad in the sidelines of the video, so maybe my story is entirely fabricated…who can tell…but someone had to hold the video camera…of girl right when the ROOFIES kicked in…so that she doesn’t remember what happens next….

Hey Ma Carina….

The 90s song, turn Bar Mitzvah and Wedding choreographed dance, turned fail video….legendary…

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