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2022

18

May

Taylor Swift Sluts it Up of the Day

Here’s piece of shit Taylor Swift, the scam of scams, who managed to manipulate the minds of young girls everywhere with her simple lyrics for their simple minds. I doubt she even writes the songs, but really, they aren’t that impressive so it is possible…

I will say that seeing her in her World Economic secret society looking robe that Satan himself has been seen wearing, now that he’s a meme while destroying society, humanity, the world as a whole…was icing on the cake of “she’s obviously only famous to push an agenda to the youth”…..

I figured she was going to a child sacrifice event, maybe a spirit cooking event, some weird sex party…..you know satanic elite shit…

Turns out, she’s been given an honorary doctorate or something from some college to remind you that the education system is a fucking joke, corrupt and into clickbait…..

That’s just the cover story, this robe has to be for her satanist sex cult for the elites….it would explain the tight dress and slut shoes…wouldn’t it….

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2021

01

Nov

Taylor Swift Ass in a Cat Suit of the Day

You know what I often think about …what’s Taylor Swift up to…

I actually never think that, because I hate all of these celebrities, not enough to actually care, but enough to hope they disappear because they are just noise…and not just because their actual noise they call music sucks, but because their existence is just a shitty fucking frequency that makes me hate society as a whole for making them these stars we are supposed to look up to…when they are totally fucking lame…on all fronts…

So I don’t think about where Swift has been, what she’s been up to, but seeing her now reminds me that she was a thing and that we were so lucky to not have to see her the past year or more…

I liked not hearing from from that old pile of shit in a while…we know that her scam worked out so nicely for her that she can just kick back and disappear…but yet the NEVER ever disappear…they think it is their duty to pollute our fucking souls with cheesy, gender normative, cliche songs about girls crushing on boys, or some other childish shit, while she was taking dicks from all angles…according to her archive of boyfriends…

Well, I figure if you’re going to make a comeback…get into the catsuit…and show people the ass which is more impressive than I would have assumed it was…but that could be because I don’t like Taylor Swift and she’s genderless and thus ass and vagina-less to me.

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2020

28

Dec

Potentially Taylor Swift Being Bad of the Day

Taylor Swift Baddie

This apparently a slutty Taylor Swift selfie, showcasing her fake tits with her boyfriend or fiance or whatever shaving…..

I don’t know if this is her, but people have made to confirmation that the headband is one she owns…thanks internet…

I dont actually care to see Taylor Swifts new tits in a bra, but it’s definitely the best way to view anything Taylor Swift…because everything she does is fucking boring and she consistently misses the mark on being a hot celeb….

I like to pretend Taylor Swift doesn’t exist because she’s so boring, despite all her songs about her broken hearts that pander to the girls with broken hearts, and that made her a teen icon to loser girls who take a victim approach to sex and romance…

The only thing that’s barely interesting about her is her sexual history, I mean the wholesome country girl, who is neither wholesome or country, but rather a FAKE a PHONEY a LIE….obviously, that’s how marketing works….so we know she’s slutty….but even that’s boring because she’s got no sex appeal…

But if this is HER and it may be HER….at least she’s heading in a better direction of young people are into porn, so be more porno in your approach….it’s not like she’s not a pervert who fucks…channel that a little better…which I guess she’s doing!

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2019

13

Nov

Taylor Swift Trying to Use Her Mouth to be Sexy and Failing Of the Day

Taylor Swift is doing the “sex doll” facial expression, you know the facial expression that all the instagram whores who call themselves influencers, who don’t influence anything but pretend they do, in hopes of getting brand deals to pay for their life, or at least to get them rich dudes to knock them up as they live that best instagram life….

It’s the dead eyes, slack jaw, pouty lip look…but Taylor Swift, the overpaid, terrible but overhyped songwriter, who has made her career on “relatable” clickbait level songs of heartbreak, that she researched with her cunt, as it got plowed like it was a snow day, hard and by many many many dude using various pieces of equipment on a three shift a day schedule…and parents still thought it was family friendly content…despite her being a sexual deviant…

THAT SAID….nothing Taylor Swift can do is hot, but she tries so hard…she even hired Victoria’s Secret models as friends to teach her how to be hot..and she just can’t cut it…but this is her best effort.

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2019

05

Mar

Taylor Swift Ass in Shorts of the Day

I saw this Taylor Swift meme and felt the need to post it…because it’s so fucking bad…and a reminder that not all memes are created equally, but also a reminder that I’ve failed at Social media due to my inability to MEME.

If I was a solid meme creator, or MEME curator, I would be rich as fuck off dumb relatable jokes that eventually just get submitted….and that you theoretically can hire an assistant to post for you so you can do other things like sitting on your ass all day…

Instead, I am downloading and uploading pics of nonsense celebs that I can get sued over….for ungrateful assholes and 5 dollars a day….

With ZERO relevance….after so many hours of updates over 14 fucking years….

When all I had to do was MEME…

What a fail….Taylor Swift’s ass in shorts remind me of that failure…..it also reminds me that I hate this bitch…and I don’t look forward to her new tour and promotional tour she’s about to go on because she’s out there on another cash grab with a new album….annoying.

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2019

11

Feb

Taylor Swift Found Some Tits of the Day

It’s been a nice few months for us Taylor Swift haters, because I guess she hasn’t been promoting bullshit, pulling relationship scandals that are likely all made up to promote her records, that are so relatable and sell so much, bitch is richer than god….

Despite being marketed as a popstar who writes her own songs, after she exploited country music, despite not being country, but having moved to Nashville at a Young Age to live out her dad’s dream of being famous…..using country as a stepping stone…cuz people are loyal in the country. Keep the Country Country…and when she went off to become the highest paid pop act…they followed…even though she was using them….

She still fucking sucks.

I don’t think there is any real artistry to anything she does besides fucking as many dudes as she’s fucked and polarizing it as being the victim…that takes effort..

Well, the good news is that in her time off of not annoying us…she grew some tits and we’re always into new tits on really fucking rich trash.

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2018

09

Oct

Democrat Taylor Swift has an Opinion and her Ass Out in Shorts of the Day

Taylor Swift is in a pair of shorts, with what looks like a new booty, looking like shit cuz she’s old and lazy now, she doesn’t need to work now, cuz she’s Taylor Swift now…rich as fuck, famous as fuck…and can almost do no wrong, until she gets stupid…hanging with black dudes, some black on blonde shit, loving that BBC cuz it’s the only thing that fits in her banged out by everyone she’s ever sang about cunt….

She’s in the news lately, cuz she’s got stupid….she told the people she’s going to vote Democratic, because I guess she hates Trump, when she should have just kept her mouth shut.

I don’t know why it’s a trend to promote your political party of choice, social media rapes us with that daily….When you’re out there being a vapid cunt for the masses, be a massive cunt for the masses, we don’t care what party they support keep it to your damn self….but you egos gotta be crazy, and fit in with your friends, when you’re just some selfish money grubber wanting money…so you alienate your fans….you idiot…

I mean sure Taylor Swift can do no wrong, but she is contributing to this whole dividing of America from race and gender and political party, which is the real fucking issue. People are hot headed on their party, they rant about it all day, like there will be another Civil War, then this woman who is a fucking singer for everyone decides to make her point clear that she is liberal….

Entertainers should just keep their mouth’s shut, but they can’t, cuz they think they are important, because you made them important. They think it is their duty to use their influencer to manipulate or win over their audience to follow their lead…..but they don’t realize that they are so far removed from America, even though they sell to America because they live fantasy lives, in an alternate Universe. Sure we’re all on the same planet, but their coddled, rich and famous lives are so not a reality anyone who isn’t Taylor Swift can relate to…..

So she’s got no business telling people how to think, it’s like sit on your money and all the cock you sing about and shut the fuck up. Dance monkey, that’s what you do…dance…you fucking monkey….you get paid to entertain us, and you barely do that…you don’t get paid to have a fucking opinion…

So to the man who got fired from a factory and can’t afford to pay for his cunt daughter’s shorts she saw Taylor wearing on Instagram, to look like Taylor Swift…or take off for boys on Snapchat….and can’t afford to pay for her tickets that make her wealthier than she already is, because her prices are insane…and she can’t just give her show away for free, she needs to make hundreds of millions of dollars more than she already has…it’d be crazy to give back to the people…Taylor’s opinion can suck a dick like she does…

I find it offensive, when a girl who exploited country music to exist as a wholesome slut with boy problems for girls to relate to, 80 percent of her fans are trailer trash still buying CDs….liberal lesbians she is trying to relate to don’t listen to Taylor Swift music..they listen to lesbian folk music….yet she tries to enforce her opinion…and the fact she’s trying to enforce her opinion of anything on anyone…because it means they don’t realize how detached they are…and lacking that self awareness makes me think the narcissistic cunt is the coddled self involved idiot with no clue….who doesn’t quite know her place…

Now I’ve always hated Taylor Swift, but hearing her get shit for being a Democrat by her Republican fans gives me hope that everyone will turn on her…because America is hot, Taylor is not…..

Democrat or Republican…keep it to your damn self I’m tired of hearing it. Just sing and dance bitch….even though everything about her, even Political Unrest is boring…because she can’t help it…she’s just fucking boring…and probably fucks boring but she’s not sharing that with us…just the other kind of masturbatory fodder…that’s not even interesting….asshole..

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2018

10

Jul

Taylor Swift in a Bikini with them Tits On of the Day

Taylor Swift is in a bikini with some dude she has sex with…like all the many men before him who she had sex with…because she’s a rich young girl who I guess fills her void in her soul from selling out to the industry for a lot of money at a young age by producing music that from any perspective, whether she wrote it herself or pretended to write herself or not, is pretty fucking basic and pandering to retard young girls in cliche after cliche of gender normative garbage that rapes their minds and turns them into patriarchy haters after they get their first broken heart….it is damaging for the overall intelligence quotient of the nation.

Well, she’s in a bikini, which I guess is a big deal since she is never in a bikini, but in a bikini now that she’s old enough to produce more meaningful life changing music, but instead reverts to shit that sells and makes her more money…

I just don’t know why she didn’t bikini earlier in life..but we’ll take it…some thick Taylor Swift bikini model loving tits…now pretending to be a bikini model…living that good rich and famous person life…which is so weird…since she’s so fucking basic and boring…

But…Taylor Swift is in a bikini.

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2018

06

Jul

Taylor Swift Gettin Wet in a Bikini of the Day

Taylor Swift Gets Wet in a Bikini

Taylor Swift, whether she writes her own songs and rides that storyline or not, which isn’t that impressive because her songs aren’t that good, or complex, and are about boys and very cutesy bullshit….is garbage…

She makes a lot of fucking money because she’s got her scam on and because people like garbage…

But I appreciate that she’s had a lot of sex with a lot of people over the years and managed to come out the victim…like most women.

I think it’d be great to hear all the stories from all the men who have fucked her, to really dive into the Taylor Swift story…because being this rich and famous comes with serious mental issues…

Now I don’t think Taylor Swift is hot, I’d still watch her sex tape and look at her leaked nudes if they ever happened, and they should happen because she’s a slutty slutty girl….

So that’s the reason I’m posting this USA themed paparazzi shoot…

Whether I like it or not, it’s still Taylor Swift..the PHENOM pulling the best scam in recent years….feel sorry for the horny girl…buy her albums about heart break…so clever…her dad must have worked in advertising before selling off his daughter to the world…gifting us with this…that unfortunately there’s no return policy on.

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2018

28

May

Battle of the Performing 30 Year Olds in Leotards of the Day

TAYLOR SWIFT

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RITA ORA

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Both women who shouldn’t be wearing leotards in concert, but who are wearing leotards in concerts, because I guess that’s the style of girls in concerts….

But then again, all women look better in leotards, even fat women looking like stuffed sausages, because a fabric that touches pussy, anus and nipples at the same time is a glorious invention – except when you have to pee at a public bathroom…

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