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Archive for the Tits Category

2010

19

May

Adriana Lima’s Mom Tits for Spanish Vogue of the Day

Unlike her counterparts, like Gisele and Alessandra Ambrosio, who seem to have thought getting knocked up together was a great idea so their babies could grow up together, like they used to model together, Adriana Lima, the hottest of the three, clearly didn’t bounce back as proper as the other girls, but then again, there is no proof that Gisele even has a vagina so her post-pregnancy body isn’t a post-pregnancy body and Ambrosio could just be a freak of nature, where as Lima covering her gut and showing off milk-filled tits, is the way motherhood is supposed to look and I can look past it but just because Adriana Lima will always be that Virgin Catholic girl in lingerie to me….

The same issue featured some model named Masha Novoselova showing some nipple, continuing to prove that fashion mags are good for under-the-radar masturbation….

No I didn’t just raid my wife’s Vogue Spanish Vogue issue, my wife doesn’t read fashion magazines, her idea of being fashionable is not having half her fat ass hanging out of her elastic waistband pants….

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Tits

2010

19

May

Emmy Rossum’s Tits in Shameless of the Day


[IMAGES REMOVED CUZ WARNER BROS ARE DICKS AND FEEL THAT SHIT THEY PUT ON TV SHOULDN’T BE CAPTURED AND PUT ON THE INTERNET, I AM SURE THEY WOULDN’T SUE, BUT WASN’T IN THE MOOD TO FIND OUT, AND REALLY EMMY ROSSUM’S TITS WERE DISGUSTING, SO YOU AREN”T MISSING OUT ON MUCH]

Apparently there is a show called Shameless on TV. I’ve never heard of it. I’ve never heard people talk about it. I don’t know anyone who watches it, not even my neighbor who collects welfare, has stolen sattelite who watches everything, but apparently this Emmy Rossum bitch shows off her big shit stain nipple on it, cuz she’s shameless and knows it is the only way she will get noticed

I didn’t know who Emmy Rossum was, but assumed she was named by her stage mom who pushed her into acting to live out her dream she couldn’t thanks to getting pregnant at a young age…but instead found out she was 14, surprising me, cuz these tits don’t look a day younger than 40. I guess she grew up too fast for her own good, Hollywood will do that to you…

These pictures could be old, but they are new to me and that’s what matters..

Posted in:Emmy Rossum|Shameless|Tits

2010

17

May

Some Ginger Spice Tit for Old Times of the Day

I don’t fucking know why I am posting these pictures, but assume it has to do with the fact that I jerked off to Ginger Spice in at least one Spice Girls video over a decade ago after my stepdaughter made me watch the shit on repeat for 4 hours and I couldn’t contain myself anymore, and I like revisiting those days by reminding myself that all good things come to an end for everyone, not just me…It keeps me going…so in a lot of ways, recent pictures of Ginger Spice is my happy place…cuz I get to see that we have all fallen deeper and deeper into a miserable place over the years, I just ignore the fact that she’s got huge amounts of money, cuz that makes it all less effective….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Tits

2010

17

May

Brooke Hogan’s Tits Stay Trashy of the Day

Since this site attracts all the white trash, redneck, racist blue collar poor crowd, I figured I’d post these pictures of your poster girl…Sure she’s not poor or blue collar, she’s just from Florida, but I figure that’s pretty much the same thing as the trailer park you live in where you spend your nights bleaching mold spores that are causing your illegit kid’s asthma….but I guess is she was really white trash her boyfriend wouldn’t look like a cab driver or someone who owns a shish taouk stand, who came to America for the American Dream like he was Miss USA, but that doesn’t mean she’s not fucking gutter, despite how big her fucking house is, remember her dad made his fortune off Wrestling…Wrestling was invented in the backyard at some trailer park when the drunken idiots had nothing better to do cuz they couldn’t afford TVs and their wives were busy working at the stripclub servicing other trash to pay for their canned beans…if you knoww what I mean…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Tits

2010

13

May

Kim Kardashian’s Window Into Her Tits of the Day

Kim Kardashian has no soul, but she does have tits, so it is only fitting that if she’s going to be giving us a window into something that it be a window to her tits, you know since she is a fucking pornstar piece of trash who played the system properly despite being fat, uninteresting, untalented, incapable of much more than sitting and consuming things like food, ulgy designer clothes, people’s attention and black cock…she is just a waste of fucking space who I am convinced was sent her from hell as the spawn of satan to eat our children, but at least she’s showing off tit, cuz America never hates people with cleavage, who fuck on camera, and who have fat round asses..its been clinically proven…and here she is strutting down the street like she’s some kind of model…and not just another fat chick with shit colored skin I see…enjoy….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tits

2010

11

May

Trying to Look Down Rihanna’s Shirt of the Day

I used to find Rihanna hot, now I hate her. I don’t know what it was that put me over the edge, but I think it had to do with her selling out her boyfriend for choking her out, something you don’t expect a girl from the islands to do, for fear of being deported, proving that Rihanna thought at the time that she was at the top of the fucking world and could do anything, and I just don’t like that kind of attitude, especially from a girl who came from the gutter, and who belongs in the gutter, but who pulled some solid scam, a scam that doesn’t involve talent, but probably involves underage sex, it’s the only explanation…..

Here are some pictures of her showing off her little tits, I’ve been trying to look down her shirt, but haven’t really had any luck, maybe you’re better at this than me…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rihanna|Tits

2010

10

May

Thick Hilary Duff Showing off Tit of the Day

Here is a fat Hilary Duff showing off tit, because tit is the thick chick’s only defense mechanism….It is the only way to divert focus and if they are lucky shit makes them look skinnier, mainly because people aren’t looking at their gut or even realize there is a body from the nipples down….cuz everyone knows that thick will turn into obese in a few years so we do what we can to ignore the shit and focus on the good, it’s like a man defense mechanism….

I’m not sure why bitch is so fat, but I can only assume bitch gets engaged and then gives up and starts eating all the food she was holding back on all these years for fear a motherfucker wouldn’t lock into her….or maybe her man is just trying to fatten her up because he’s a closet case jock and only cums when she feels like his chubby childhood Hockey coach who taught him about sex when winning the game ended with more than just ice cream…if you know what I mean…..and if you’re anything like Hilary Duff I lost you at ice cream…cuz it’s your fucking favorite…but I was talking about child rape in organized sport.

Here are some stuff by Duff thickness pics for the black folk….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Thick|Tits

2010

30

Apr

Brooke Hogan is Still a Useless Pig of the Day

Brooke Hogan is not just a joke, but she’s also a monster like her dad…and maybe that’s why he wants to fuck her…because he sees himself in her…and anyone that tanned and jacked up…probably loves themselves a lot…and wanting his daughter cuz she is the female version of him just makes sense…it’s masturbation….but to the rest of the world..she’s fucking scary…but not as scary as the era when she was on TV or when she was launching her music career…which was a serious fucking joke, so it’s nice to see her gutter ass back on the streets of Florida trashin’ it up like she was destined to do and if she’s lucky, she may get a segment on this season’s Jersey Shore…a serious match made in white trash heaven…

I am posting these for old times and new titties.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Monster|Tits

2010

28

Apr

Courtney Love Seduces Me with Her Gutter See Thru of the Day

I thought these pictures of Courtney Love were of her gutter tits. I didn’t realize she was wearing a bar and I figure I’ll post the shit, despite how fucking haggard and disgusting the bitch is, partially because of her her contribution to pop culture by killing off Kurt Cobain, something that you may be sad happned because you are a loser, but gives annoying 35 year old twats stuck in the past something to talk about when they run into other annoying 35 year old twats who were so influenced by dude’s contribution to their lives…you know with posters to put on their wall, t-shirts to wear and conversations to have every time a Nirvana song comes up on the radio which wouldn’t have happened if Cobain survived Grunge like he was Eddie Veder or other losers people don’t remember exist anymore…but also because I got nothing else going on….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Courtney Love|Gutter|Tits

2010

22

Apr

Jennifer Aniston’s Caged Titties on Set of the Day

Jennifer Aniston’s shirt reminded me of some kind of fetish shit where you cage a bitch’s tits so tight that the fucking things look like they are going to explode, sure her’s is the tame version, but I thought it was appropriate, since that’s how I know her pussy feels whenever it’s wearing underwear, you know like a caged animal that just wants to escape and get pregnant from Brad Pitt any way she can, and that urge just follows her everywhere she goes and mocks her everytime a dude fucks her annoying self and leaves her high maintenance ego, and for some reason her misery and the fact that she’ll be alone until she lowers her standards makes me feel pretty fucking satisfied a feeling I doubt she ever feels….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cage|cleavage|Jennifer Aniston|Tits