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2019

11

Oct

Charli XCX Titty Bounce Jock Strap Erotica of the Day

Charli XCX Titty Bounce Nude Bra

Charli XCX is some useless popstar that doesn’t matter, because apparently we don’t have enough of those. It is one of the really garbage things that social media has created. You know talentless idiots now get to have long lasting careers because their followers don’t unfollow them. It’s like old porno sites back in the day, once they got your credit card, you were fucking screwed, just billing over and over and over with no way to cancel it, so you just sort of accept it as your new normal, and give into it, and jerk off to it, cuz you’re paying for it.

Long gone are the one hit wonders, even if they have one hit, cuz they are never fucking forgotten, like Charli XCX who posts weird sleazy shit she finds funny, quirky, or hot….when she should have been put out to popstar who barely was pasture long ago…

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2019

04

Oct

Top 10 TikThots of the Day

I may be an old fucking dinosaur of a motherfucker on the internet…

I may be totally detached from reality, because I don’t leave the house…so I know very little about what is going on.

I may not read the tech blogs and keep on top of new trends.

I may hate social media and struggle to tweet on my new TWITTER cuz they deleted me three times this year, including my original account that wass a decade old…but I never went “viral” there so whatever.

I may not bother updating my IG, because why bother….

I may only use FB to see old lady vacation pics…

But I do know that TIKTOK is the future – from CHINA – designed to steal your information – and the young kids are loving it.

This is a round-up of the kind of things you can find on TIKTOK

Basically because I hate Google / Facebook and Twitter and encourage the perverts to support other billionaires by watching slutty dance.


1 – @taytum.popp titty flash

2 – @itsneesybitch who I assume is some girls slutty mom, talking about pussy eating

3 – @leskayla with her truly massive tits..

4 – @brattymichelle The Sugar Baby begging for a personal chef

5 – @aabsolutetrashh with the titty tease

6 – @sheenales slutty shorts

7 – @zoelaverne who’s bio is “I’m 18 but look 14” bait ass

8 – @morgothemango with the big booty

9 – @vixenesha with the post sex seflie

10 – @elliemccannnn with the Inter-Racial Sex

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2019

02

Oct

Elizabeth Gillies Cute Dog of the Day

The saddest thing about every last celebrity titty blog from the early to mid-2000s is that no virgin loser who think he is important cuz his nerd site gets him millions a year in advertising money, despite still being that virgin loser, will say some dumb joke about Elizabeth Gillies and her PUPPIES….cuz puppies is nerd core word for tits…

Instead, as the last celeb titty blog from the mid-2000s standing….I am forced to do it as a tribute to the assholes I hated in this game, my rivals, who may have won financially, but who didn’t win in keeping a useless site no one cares about..

Speaking of no one caring about….here’s Elizabeth Gillies tits…I have no idea who she is.

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2019

02

Oct

Imani Williams Dark Nipples of the Day

Imani Williams Dark Nipples See Through

IMANI WILLIAMS is some up and coming singer you’ve never heard of. I accidentally clicked on her video links on her twitter and I totally understand why she’d be out there braless so her nips pop when she’s hit with the flash…it’s a good tactic to get some media hits because people like tits.

I do think the whole nipple on the red carpet thing is great, but it may become less and less of a relevant or important talking point as more and more girls do it. It’s not a organic / accidental nipple flash, those don’t happen anymore, it’s more shameless clickbait, with no discomfort, or embarrassment, or seeing something they don’t want us to see, making it all boring..like fast food.

But us celeb titty pervs, who will look at any nips, they don’t need to be celeb, just as long as they want to be celebs hanging at seemingly exclusive events we aren’t invited to…cuz this girl is not a celeb yet…but she wants to be…and is using her tits to get there…and we’re here encouraging cuz a girl with her tits out, will be a girl with her pussy out when tits out just isn’t enough..

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2019

27

Sep

Julia Schlaepfer Netflix Star Monster Tit Cleavage of the Day

Julia Schlaepfer is another one of these new faces with monster tits…and not the greatest face making moves and movies and taking advantage of any opportunity to use her tits to get ahead…so thanks for that..

We’ve had that CAYLEE COWAN chick and that other one from EUPHORIA, Sydney Sweeney Tits Out in Euphoria of the Day….just small frame girls with silly fucking monster tits…and it is great.

With all the complaints about the environment and sustainability, hormones in the food and global warming – looks like a good design to me….

Where men are turning into women from the Soya and the Microwaves, and women are turning into top heavy things…tits are substantially more ridiculous than they once were…it’s like the scientists behind all that GMO and chemicals in our system from the drugs found in our water thanks to the sewage treatment plants failing us to all that other shit we’ve accepted as a people from the companies without question thanks to being distracted by taking selfies…couldn’t do a better job…

Cuz tits, will always be tits, no matter how the girls wanting to show off the tits, polarize it…

So she’s on the new Ryan Murphy show called The Politician….where she does the tits right and gives them a new audience….and she’s on IG with only 4,000 followers as of now – so that’s about to change CLICK HERE …she’s the breakout star of the year…

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2019

27

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I read articles that say things like “that sex toy is shaped like a cis-gender male erection”….

Like that needs to be clarified…all erections are cis-gender erections. Stop discriminating and labeling dicks!!

I don’t think a dyke living out a fantasy life as a self proclaimed male’s erection is called an erection, but rather a pussy or cunt or slophole or front hole or wombat hole or cavernous from the trauma that made this girl pretend she’s a dude….

I don’t care about this tedious waste of time conversation, or the memes of “Can’t choose its own bedtime but can choose its gender” thing white people are playing to feel like they are more diverse and less entitled…you know sacrificing a kid who doesn’t know better like they are LOHANS…

But I do think defining the erection as a cis-gender thing, implies there are erections that are not cis-gender..meaning women tans call their clits their boners and male tranny’s who get hard doing weird gay sex theey don’t consider gay consider their erection to be their hot wet pussies….

Is this really the conversation people waste their time having? More evidence the internet is destroying life and health, like relax people….that’s just crazy..Trans people and the disrespect for genitals….

Then I see this rant some girl made:


Shocked someone said “I don’t understand why black people complain so much – they get a whole month.”

Forgetting to mention they also have their own TV network and in the 60s had their own section of a bus, public bathrooms, etc, and still managed to find something to complain about..nothing is good enough for them I guess…idiots.

AND her WHITE offended friends responded to her in SHOCKED BLACK FACE MEMES…

Is using a black person in a MEME the new Al Jolston? Let’s ask Canada’s Trudeau our leader and expert of blackface, even though we don’t have to cuz it IS…a white person reacting to racism with a black reaction meme….is the DIGITAL blackface – far more racist than dressing up in an accurate costume for halloween…

So people mad and offended by a silly comment we’ve all head before are on their “woke” soap box using BLACKFACE without KNOWING it…cuz that’s how we’re living….

Waste of time discussions. Sign me us.

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Big Tits Mocking Travel Influencers
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Attention Seeking Fame Whores in Bikinis
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Bella Thorne to get an Award for her Porn as Part of the Clickbait Deal…
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Custom Casket
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Russian Girl – Grenade Fail
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You’ve heard of Dog the Bounty Hunter – but have you heard of dog the window washer
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TBT: They Never Saw Him Coming
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Girls Smoking Drugs Out of Bottles and Doing Pussy Eating….
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Erin Ashford Titty Flash
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Do Girls Do this on Sleepovers
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2019

26

Sep

Emily Meade Nude Cum Shot of the Day

Emily Meade Nude 2

The James Franco show about 70s porn brings the fucking nudity. I can’t watch the shit, which is surprising because I like things set in the 70s. I like porn from the 70s and the whole mainstream or growth of porn is a fascinating story…just not when James Franco plays his twin and talks to himself in scenes. That shit ruins EVERYTHING…

I got through one episode….but I don’t mind posting the nude scenes from the show, if anything I encourage nudity on mainstream TV, to offset the porn industry who does nudity so fucking terribly and have for a solid decade….you know get some writers, acting, production value behind it…it is the future, maybe the now, I don’t know I’ve been waiting for more mainstream nudity for basically my entire life….

So Emily Meade…with cum on her….is a 30 year old actress who has been doing this since she was a kid (acting not taking fake loads for HBO, sick fucks)….and this is that.

Emily Meade Nude 2

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2019

26

Sep

Grace Elizabeth Lingerie of the Day

Grace Elizabeth Lingerie

Grace Elizabeth is a 22 year old Victoria’s Secret model that I am sure I have posted at least once, but that I don’t remember posting because they all seem to blend into each other. I mean it is hard to be a compelling or exciting character on social media when all you do is half nude catalog shoots for brands like a fucking promo model with only one marketable skill.

I mean I am sure she loves that stamp of approval all the other kids crave, a VS contract, 999k followers, it’s the fucking dream….because that is what matters to these people, being a vapid shell of a human who sells shitty unethical product no one needs, fully irresponsible dreams…

Her real name is Grace Elizabeth Harry Cabe. She is from Florida. She studies nutrition. She got engaged yesterday…to Nicolas Krause…a highly paid German soccer player….so there’s that…


Grace Elizabeth Lingerie

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2019

26

Sep

Jade Chynoweth Lingerie Erotica of the Day

Jade Chynoweth Erotica

Jade Chynoweth is some “dancer”, just not the right kind of dancer who can leave a shit stain or period stain on your Khakis for 4 dollars a song, she’s got more of an ego than that….

Apparently, she has a recurring role as Kathleen Nolan on the TNT television series The Last Ship……a TNT reies three weirdos have probably watched, but don’t pigeon hole her, she’s done more than just that, she’s also Odalie Allen on the YouTube Premium series Step Up: High Water because why kill the STEP UP franchise of yearly shit movies for the last 20 years…

She’s best known for being Halsey’s back up dancer who she gets sexy with like two college girls making out with each other at the frat party…you know to be relevant and to be edgy and to be wild and talked about and it is all pretty fucking dull to me.


Here she is getting gay with Halsey at the Rihanna fashion show..
Jade Chynoweth Erotica Halsey

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2019

25

Sep

Delilah Belle Hamlin Hard Nipples of the Day

Delilah Belle Hamlin Hard Nipples

Delilah Hamlin has nipples and she sure as fuck is going to show them off when the paparazzi her and her mom called to capture the moment are around.

It is a huge way to play up the free press a couple of hard nips get a bottom feeding shithead rich kid with a very obvious and uneventful dream of being jerked off to like the other rich kids..a dream ya’ll will make come true…

I guess the real question is how many Iron Maiden songs does her boyfriend in the short pants rock out to while questioning his gender?

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