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2007

27

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 27/07

I’d love to write something funny here and see you all off for the weekend, but I’ll be honest. My friend just showed up here with a case of beer and we are going to get shit faced.

Have a nice weekend, assholes.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

Elizabeth Mascucci Photoshoot video – Part 1
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Elizabeth Mascucci Photoshoot video – Part 2
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Who’s Boobs?
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Some Blonde ditz and her husband think air guitar is cool
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YES! Even YOU can get laid. NO! Hell hasn’t frozen over!
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Rachel Zoe looks like a zombie
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Britney Spears brings her drama all the way to Vegas
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Underneth it all…
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Photobucket thanks to Rogue Collector
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Gymnastics is for fags, here’s proof
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Soccer Holligans fuck some shit up
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Some Hott Brazlian Chick
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Lohan blames it all on the black kid
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You stay classy….
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Not so fast!
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Llona Staller tit flash
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Slut fucks herself with bottle
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Kim Kardishian hangs out on the street corner where she belongs
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Taylor Kennedy has big tits
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Penelope and Monica Cruz’s new Mango ads
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The Simple Life goes to jail – Part 2
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The voice behind Bart Simpson
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Maggie Q Photoshoot
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She is not amused
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More photobucket thanks to Rogue Collector
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Penny Cruz boinking Bono??
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top 10 Video Tribute to Angelina Jolie
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The Joker has an 800 Number
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Aquafina is bullshit
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Spanish hotel stress release
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Best in British Boobs
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Crazy card trick
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Danielle Lloyd…in a Bikini…again…yawn.
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Mochael Lohan – Morality expert
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Vanessa Hudgens=Very Nice
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Deep throat
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Emily Rossum Little Black dress
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How NOT to get your ass kicked by the cops
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Honda Civic vs Ferrari.
hahahahahaha
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Follow the signs
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Asshole skinheads attck some innocent guy
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Prince Frederic Robbed; chained naked to steering wheel
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Hot or Not?
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Sleeping Nudes
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JLO is a pumpkin
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Lookin Good Sweetheart(s)
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Keely Hazell and her twin
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Reality TV violence
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This could kill your baby, if you don’t kill it first
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A Tribute to Lohan
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Sienna Miller forgets her helmut
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Guy gets hit with a tazer
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Horny chick farts while humping
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Petra Nemcova lingerie shoot
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Sock puppet porn, because you get off on things like that
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Kids from Hanson are all grown up; Still look like homos
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And MORE Photobucket thanks to Rogue Collector
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Lion eats some poor bastard
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How to: Pick up chicks like Kristen Bell
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Info on LOST for next season
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Audience laughing at “I know who killed me”
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Stephanie Ly and Jessica Burciaga
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And even MORE photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Jessica Simpson is a stalker
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Angelina jealous over Gwenyth Paltrow…sure
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Jodie Marsh half naked
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Jessica turned down role of porn star, you know cause shes a great actress
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Get laid tonight, I know I’m going to!!
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2007

27

Jul

I am – High, and This Dolls Hand is Freaking Me the Fuck Out of the Day

I used to smoke a lot of weed and eat mushrooms all the time. I loved the feeling of my reality being completely altered and not being able to tell what was real and what wasn’t. Then about a year ago I had to stop, cause shit started to get really fucking scary. All the positive hippy vibes that made me love shit like that in the first place were replaced with dark hallucinations coupled with extreme panic, paranoia, and delusions that can’t even be explained. Now I just stick to booze, coke and cigarettes, and I don’t really get The Fear anymore. This video brings back some bad memories though.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Ever Martinez

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2007

27

Jul

I am – Heather Graham and Meth Addicts of the Day

Heather Graham
There’s something to be said about knowing and admitting who you are to those around you. Jesus will be the first to admit that he’s a fat, impotant piece of shit, for instance. Julien, our token gay blogger, will never argue the fact that he is a flaming queen that is scared of bugs and mice. Julien’s friend, however, needs to take a fucking cue….

So I have a friend that has a little problem with crystal meth and it’s getting out of hand. I know, I know, it’s such a cliché; gay guy is addicted to meth and fucks lots of but sometimes clichés exist for a reason. So my other friends want to tell his parents and have some fucking intervention type thing so he can go to rehab. Now, I don’t have too much sympathy for this little faggot, I mean I’ve done meth before and I’m stupid enough to become a fucking addict and even if I was an addict I would do what any self respecting WASP would do and keep it inside and personal. My Mom hass been addicted to painkillers for years and nobody really knows because she doesn’t fucking broadcast it. I also think that rehab is fucking bullshit, if it
doesn’t work for Lohan how is it going to work for my friend?

Anyway, the big problem is that his parents don’t know that he’s gay and if we have this intervention it would definitely come out and we need his parents because they are rich or something and they can pay for the rehab. Again, I don’t see what the problem is because we are talking about one of the biggest faggots I know, he’s gayer than Christmas. He dyes his hair, he wears way too much jewelry, he has a fucking lisp and, most importantly, he’s a fucking meth addict.

Only fags and soccer mom’s are meth addicts and this guy doesn’t drive no Windstar. So if he was worried about his parents finding out he’s gay, he’s really not doing a good job. This guy is doing a really shitty job acting straight. But he’s still a better actor than Heather Graham.

Smooch!

Julien


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2007

27

Jul

I am – Gemma Atkinson Almost Naked of the Day

Gemma Atkinson

I went on a date last night with this guy who seemed pretty nice when I met him but not really my type so to speak. He ended up taking me to this fucking frat boy bar where 90% of the kids have just moved out of their houses and are spending their parents money to get wasted and not get up for the college classes their parents also paid for.

So needless to say I’m stuck sitting between him and this other dude, listening them talk about college fucking football (of course) and, hating my life and wondering why I always end up with these fucking losers, and of course trying to think of a way to get out of this situation, because I hate jock fucks. The climax came when they asked me if I would be interested in letting them tag team me and got all bro-type-high-five-shit and like I’m not really into that because more often then not the dudes are closet gays more interested in seeing each other naked then me.

I ended up asking where the bathroom was and when I found it I noticed there was a door to the back alley of this place and before you could say beer bong, I was out of the place like a fucking bolt of lightning. I ended up going to some shitty bar down the street from my place and going home with some hott random dude to fuck all night , so all is well that ends well. I didn’t get his phone number or give him mine, and it’s probably better that way

Here’s Gemma Atkinson.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

27

Jul

I am – Jennifer Ellison is a $2 Hooker of the Day

Jennifer Ellison

Well here is Jennifer Ellison at some event or another exuding what I can only describe as pure class. You can practically see it oozing from her pores. You’ve heard of a wolf in sheeps clothing? Well Jennifer here is a whore in whores clothing.

I never really went through that period in my life where I dressed like a whore yet and I don’t think I am going to, mostly because if my mother or Jesus ever saw me leave the house like that they would kick the shit out of me, straight up. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for short skirts and high heeled fuck me boots that go up to my knee, but I’m not for old men yelling at me out their car windows asking “Hey baby, how much?� either, you know? That’s more Sugar Nell’s department if anything, and I like to leave professional jobs to professionals.

I did learn at a young age that I can pretty much get anything I want from men based on my looks, but I know how girls are that do that shit and I don’t roll like that. I’m not even talking about fucking for money here, I’m talking about bitches who arent even gold diggers they just like some idiot to take them out so they dont have to pay for shit, and go to fancy restaurants that usually suck anyways. They don’t fuck for $400, they fuck for dinner and a movie. They are the bargain basement store prostitutes. I tried it a few times and hated myself after for it, not because I hurt some guys feelings and made him cry (that part was funny) but cause I know in my heart that unlike Jennifer Ellison here, I ain’t no $2 hooker.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

27

Jul

I am – Sarah Michelle Gellar's Bra in 1993 of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar

I spent last night bent over scaffolding getting fucked from behind on a construction site in downtown LA. The old man who flew me out west is the developer or something (details bore me). If you had been paying attention, you would know me and this guy go way back: I didn’t spread ’em for him for free then, and I’m not doing it for free now. Old habits die hard.

All in all, it was kind of exciting hanging over the side of an unfinished 20 story building, your bare tits bobbing in the air, watching the tiny clueless people down below. Just you, a 50 year old man, the hum of late night traffic, and the sound of your sloppy genitals smacking the shit out of each other. I came a little.

I have spent most of this morning picking the splinters out of my stomach, but at least this dude doesn’t make me wear special “outfits”, outfits like the one Sarah Michelle Gellar is sporting down below back in 1993. This looks like an impromptu shoot in the corner of a Southwestern restaurant, which means she probably was serious about the Madonna get-up and took the shortbus there. IF, in fact this was a ‘Madonna’ themed shindig or costume party, then she still wins the Tard Award for her posing. So there you go, young Buffy showing you her bra. Go wack off. The end.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

EMAIL ME HERE


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2007

27

Jul

I am – Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Bra in 1993 of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar

I spent last night bent over scaffolding getting fucked from behind on a construction site in downtown LA. The old man who flew me out west is the developer or something (details bore me). If you had been paying attention, you would know me and this guy go way back: I didn’t spread ’em for him for free then, and I’m not doing it for free now. Old habits die hard.

All in all, it was kind of exciting hanging over the side of an unfinished 20 story building, your bare tits bobbing in the air, watching the tiny clueless people down below. Just you, a 50 year old man, the hum of late night traffic, and the sound of your sloppy genitals smacking the shit out of each other. I came a little.

I have spent most of this morning picking the splinters out of my stomach, but at least this dude doesn’t make me wear special “outfits”, outfits like the one Sarah Michelle Gellar is sporting down below back in 1993. This looks like an impromptu shoot in the corner of a Southwestern restaurant, which means she probably was serious about the Madonna get-up and took the shortbus there. IF, in fact this was a ‘Madonna’ themed shindig or costume party, then she still wins the Tard Award for her posing. So there you go, young Buffy showing you her bra. Go wack off. The end.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

EMAIL ME HERE


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2007

27

Jul

I am – Comic Nerds Wanking to Jessica Alba of the Day

Jessica Alba

One of our readers was complaining that we didn’t post pics of Jessica Alba when the news broke that dumped that loser Cash Warren. Mostly I didn’t post them because I leave the shit like that for actual news sites and I didn’t think any of you would give a fuck to be honest. If she had done it naked, for example, or while flashing her pooter to the camera, then I would have been all over that shit. I thought about it though and I guess despite the fact that will never, ever get to fuck her, ever, your odds to increase somewhat since she is now single. And I guess when you’re a loser virgin like yourself you will take hope wherever you can get it.

These pics were taken at Comic-Con in San Diego, which I think is hilarious because I’ve been to these conventions and seen the guys who go there, and when thinking of all of them bustin’ a nut to Alba at some press conference for Fantastic Four, it’s funny and creepy all at the same time.

I was really into comics when I was young, because I was a tomboy and wanted to do whatever the boys did. Plus I was always into drawing and writing stories and it interested me, even though all my friends were rich and we were poor and I couldn’t get the good comics like the rest of them. After going to a few conventions and seeing fags dressed up super hero costumes and grown men taking what is essentially a story book with words a 6 year old can read and some colourful pictures so seriously, I started to re-evaluate my interest in comics. Somewhere along the line I realized that people who get way to obsessed with comics are actually pretty freaky and need to get fucking lives. I think I traded my crappy collection to some loser kid for a pack of cigarettes he stole from his mom, and that was that. I stand by my decision.

Here’s some more pics of Alba. If you decide to jerk off to them, make sure you use a tissue and not your limited edition, specialty copy of Superman instead.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez



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2007

27

Jul

I am – Leah Remini's Scientology Tits of the Day

Leah Remini

When I was still living in LA as a kid, i spent the night at my friend’s house one Saturday. She lived on a golf course and her big fancy house had maids and ping-pong. She took me to her church in the morning. Guess what church that was? The Church of Scientology.

I was only 11 but knew something was up. We were in the “Sunday School” section, where we just drew some trees after a mind-blowingly boring story about guess what… some trees. At the end of the adult service, we were paraded out in front of all the brainwashed Hollywood folk and prodded into singing this new-age hymn like little performing monkeys. As I was leaving, they asked for my address and phone number. Now, they had already added my name to the giant attendance poster in sharpee, even though i repeatedly told them not to since I was just visiting and went to a real church. Fuckers were aggressive. So I gave them a fake number and address for two reasons: 1) my parents told me never give personal information out to strangers, and 2) my parents were poor and a waste of their time.

This story is relevant for two reasons: 1) Leah Remini is a crazy-ass Scientologist, and 2) I am back in LA for a few days. This is Leah at the El Cantante premiere last night. I don’t know why these people ‘drink the Kool-Aid,’ but whatever Scientology has given Leah spiritually it hath taken away from her rack. Poor Leah’s cleavage now has this flattened, upside-down V thing going on. I blame Xenu. Also, she looks tired and/or drunk. Fucking Thetans.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

EMAIL ME HERE


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2007

27

Jul

I am – Leah Remini’s Scientology Tits of the Day

Leah Remini

When I was still living in LA as a kid, i spent the night at my friend’s house one Saturday. She lived on a golf course and her big fancy house had maids and ping-pong. She took me to her church in the morning. Guess what church that was? The Church of Scientology.

I was only 11 but knew something was up. We were in the “Sunday School” section, where we just drew some trees after a mind-blowingly boring story about guess what… some trees. At the end of the adult service, we were paraded out in front of all the brainwashed Hollywood folk and prodded into singing this new-age hymn like little performing monkeys. As I was leaving, they asked for my address and phone number. Now, they had already added my name to the giant attendance poster in sharpee, even though i repeatedly told them not to since I was just visiting and went to a real church. Fuckers were aggressive. So I gave them a fake number and address for two reasons: 1) my parents told me never give personal information out to strangers, and 2) my parents were poor and a waste of their time.

This story is relevant for two reasons: 1) Leah Remini is a crazy-ass Scientologist, and 2) I am back in LA for a few days. This is Leah at the El Cantante premiere last night. I don’t know why these people ‘drink the Kool-Aid,’ but whatever Scientology has given Leah spiritually it hath taken away from her rack. Poor Leah’s cleavage now has this flattened, upside-down V thing going on. I blame Xenu. Also, she looks tired and/or drunk. Fucking Thetans.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

EMAIL ME HERE


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