Sugar Nell got an email today from some crybaby read regarding a post made yesterday about Michelle williams looking like a unisex Elf. It reads:
Why would short hair = elfin boy? Lots of attractive hetero women have short hair. Of course, long hair, bone crunching corsets and chastity belts (and more currently, big fake tits and orange skin) are required to advertise that I AM FEMALE. She obviously has breasts. She has a feminine face. She has a curvy and not emaciated body
Heather
And I replied:
Dear Heather
I was sent your email via Sugar Nell and I must say I’m pretty surprised about your reaction. My guess is your a girl with short hair who looks like a boy and therefore got offended about it. Do you take Women’s studies at school as well?
You obviously don’t read our site regularly, because I assure you that a) its usually far worse then that, and b) you would realize that what we do is commentary and satire on celebrities and their lives. It doesnt matter if we believe what we write, all that matters is that it is funny.
This morning for instance, I made a joke about Britney Spears putting Sean Preston on the BBQ and Lindsay Lohan running over small children in her car. Furthermore, there’s plenty of our readers (the ones who still play Dungeons and Dragons in their moms basements for instance) who think elves are actually quite sexy.
I think you need to lighten up and maybe not take things so seriously and with all due respect, get the sand out of your vagina.
Thanks for your lovely email.
hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
I hope she replies. Until then, clicks these links
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