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2006

08

Dec

I am – Mung is Back of the Day….

I can only assume MUNG doesn’t really keep up to date with the site, otherwise he’d know that some crazed dude from Argentina made a poem for him then went on to pretend to be MUNG in the comments because he missed MUNG’s retarded posts. I know that I didn’t really miss MUNG that much, but that’s because I am too busy trying not to suffocate keeping this site as top notch as it is. I spend a solid hour a day on this shit and I demand some fucking love.

Speaking of Love, I love you so much, I suggest you don’t waste your time reading this. If you are wondering why I am posting it, it’s a legacy to a time that once was, but more importantly it’s to show you how good I am at blogger. So without more rambling, here’s a TONED DOWN, OUT OF PRACTICE, LEFT HIS GAME AT HOME and by home I mean his parent’s Basement…MUNG….That was a shitty intro, but it’s 3 am and I just smoked a cigar and it’s giving me anxiety.Cuddles…

Hiya Jesus,

Remember me? Probably not. I have been gone for a while now but there was something deep down inside of me that made me feel that it was time for a comeback. I felt as though your site was lacking racism, derogatory comments to women, and drug references so I quit my job yesterday selling Subway coupons door to door to become a guest blogger. So on my new found day off I sat in my parents basement and dropped two hits of acid and watched old VHS tapes of when the “Movie Network” was sneak previewed one weekend back in 85′. Man there were some awesome movies back then. I had a few good ones on tape like “Clash of the Titans”, “Mr. Mom”, “The Money Pit” and “Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark”. Raiders was an awesome movie because it sorta had that religious edge to it. Remember that scene in Raiders where the nazi’s face melted because he looked at the light that emanated from the ark? I watched that scene in slo-mo 47 times yesterday. FUCKING AMAZING!!!! When I woke up this afternoon I couldn’t get the image of the melting face out of my head and I knew that I had seen that face somewhere other than “Raiders of the Lost Ark”.

Does anyone actually miss me?

Good one MUNG…Real Fucking Talent…Speaking of talent, here are some pics of Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh ruining my Christmas Spirit.

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2006

08

Dec

I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe It In 10 Words or Less

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I feel bad because I got 2 submissions for this feature and I misplaced the good one and seem to have deleted the email so I am forced giving Dr Pepper a free product plug. I can only assume this fucker works for the company and this is another example of me giving into these marketing people for free because I just assume no one would ever care about reaching out to my readers and by readers I mean you. If I could ever convince a brand like Nike or Coke or American Express to sponsor this feature, I think that would make me a superstar, but until the day that you see stepBOX brought to you by Audi of the Day, I remain not so much of a superstar and by not so much I mean … not at all… Fuckers.

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2006

08

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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My site is running slow.. but I need to post these links…so this took me an hour to get up and they are fucking awesome, if awesome to you means shit…because I suck at steplinks…I am forced to watch the OC as I go through all of this pain of being the coolest site on the internet and there was just a gay scene with some comic book loser that reminded me of all the celebrity bloggers out there…it’s nice to see closet case, comic book and action figure collecting virgins, accepting their fate…Here are my links….

Sarah Harding as Santa Clause
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Lucy Clarkson in a Thong on the Beach
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LastNightsPartyUrbanPinup SUCKS
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Who the Hell is Isabel Lucas?
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Baltimore Flashing Sequence…
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Some Girl Dances in Her Underwear Like an Idiot…
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Sneak Peak of “We Ride” airing at 11PM on Friday 12/8:
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Merry Christmas Webcam Girl Compilation for All You Mindless Retarded College Kids…I Only Say that Cuz I Hate Cam Girls..They are So Fucking Tacky in their G-Strings and Cheap Club Gear…
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This May Be Old, But I Love Pandas and It’s New To Me…
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Some People Dancing Like Idiots for Myspace
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Is this Deniro’s Daughter or is this His Son?
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History of Snowboarding in 2 Minutes…
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Some Girl Dancing in the Underwear Section of a Department Store
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Argentina Kids Rockin’ Out to an Iron Maiden Song. I Never Listened to Iron Maiden so I Don’t Know if This is Any Good…but I do know that they are better than me….
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I have been trying to get in the Christmas Spirit for the Last 3.5 Years…Alvin and the Chimpmunks Singing with Normal Voices Didn’t Help…
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Some Girl Shaking Her Ass In American Apparel Shorts
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This is the Picture of the Day
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This is a Nipple
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Celeb Corsets
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I had to look at this Twice
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Guy and His Real Dolls on Youtube…Amazing
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Joel Madden is Dating Nicole Richie…Who Cares..
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Here’s som Nikki Ziering Bikini Action
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Stripping is Art in Norway
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A Whole Lot Of Lohan News…
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Did I Post These Paris Hilton in UMM Magazine Pics Yet?
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This is my StepSITE of the Day
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Fat Girl From Myspace Who Turned Down a StepINTERVIEW with me…
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Bill Hicks is Some Legendary Comedian who Died in the 90s. I Only Heard About this Year…This is His Video on The War on Drugs
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2006

07

Dec

I am – Drunken stepFAN of the Day

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I didn’t know whether I should post this in my stepLINKS or give it a post of it’s own, because let’s face it, it’s not that interesting to the average user but it is interesting to me. My FIRST POST EVER from November 2004 asked you to send in pics of naked girls you knew because that’s the kind of fans I was lookin’ for and since then I have had a handful of hot pics sent to me, but lost them all when my computer was stolen and NONE of them ever had writing on them…I’m talkin’ customized FAN ART…

Either way, this is the email I got:

Jesus,

Imagine this
On top of your fat drunken ass.

I won’t even ask for a free t-shirt.

Let’s hope this has a snowball effect and that all you fuckers start sending me in FAN ART…..You better cuz I just started a new section for this kinda thing. That’s called forward thinking.

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2006

07

Dec

I am – Necro in Montreal Lovin’ Titties of the Day

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This is a video someone sent me from the Necro show in Montreal, in it Necro molests some girl’s tits in front of her boyfriend and it’s pretty fucking funny. I first heard of Necro years ago and actually thought he was fucking awesome…he was hardcore and sadistic, but his music got old fast. I don’t want to listen to some fat dude rant about porn stars and raping bitches. I’d rather be a fat guy who writes a shitty website for unappreciative people who don’t buy my ugly fucking t-shirt or my Get Laid For Cheap Potion.

Either way, watch the video….

BONUS:

Necro in Toronto – Better Than My Video…
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Necro in Toronto – Another Better Video Than Mine – I’m Talking Way Fucking Better – I’m Talking 10 Girls From the Audience Naked – Better…Holy Shit…Necro is Amazing…
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2006

07

Dec

I am – Necro in Montreal Lovin' Titties of the Day

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This is a video someone sent me from the Necro show in Montreal, in it Necro molests some girl’s tits in front of her boyfriend and it’s pretty fucking funny. I first heard of Necro years ago and actually thought he was fucking awesome…he was hardcore and sadistic, but his music got old fast. I don’t want to listen to some fat dude rant about porn stars and raping bitches. I’d rather be a fat guy who writes a shitty website for unappreciative people who don’t buy my ugly fucking t-shirt or my Get Laid For Cheap Potion.

Either way, watch the video….

BONUS:

Necro in Toronto – Better Than My Video…
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Necro in Toronto – Another Better Video Than Mine – I’m Talking Way Fucking Better – I’m Talking 10 Girls From the Audience Naked – Better…Holy Shit…Necro is Amazing…
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2006

07

Dec

I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe it in 10 Words or Less of the Day

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This is the best submission to date, not cuz there is peen in it, but because of the irony of the whole thing. I can’t believe people say my readers are idiots when you guys always impress me like this….

Here is my vagina picture,

This time a picture is attached. (side effect of being a drunken fool I’m afraid)

Keep on Slugging, Slugger.

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2006

07

Dec

I am – Elizabeth Hurley Showin Off Tit of the Day

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Here are some pics of Elizabeth Hurley at the Harrod’s Beach and Children’s Wear Launch in London on December 6th.

I used to work at a carpet store until my boss got caught jerkin off in window display on the persian rugs, but that’s only because expensive tapestry drove him crazy, motherfucker loved the product he was selling so fucking much that it got him off. me up the fucking wall.

I used to know a guy who loved things in his ass. All he would ever talk about was how awesome it felt and no matter how disgusted we were by his stories, we’d always be impressed with some of the shit he shoved up in his junk. He happened to work in a restaurant on breakfast shift and he fucking loved his job…so much that he’d shove the kitchen utensils in his ass why cooking. One day he got caught shoving a strip of breakfast sausages in his ass and he got fired…I didn’t think it was a big deal, it’s not like he was shoving pancake batter up his ass and farting it out on a pan….

Either way, I only wish this post did what carpets did for my boss, or what pancake mix did to my cook friend. These tits are floppy and the lady is in her 40s and that’s okay if you’re 60 which I’m not.

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2006

07

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So Raymi the Minx wins the blogger awards, possibly because of your voting on her from here. Let’s face it I have had a huge part in making this girl famous over the last 2 years. Unfortunately, like all people who think they’ve “made it”, they leave the small guys in the dust. Since the win, the only messages I have got from her are about interviews she’s got lined up and canadian celebrities myspacing her. Point of all this is to say that all i asked for was a shout out to my site and she didn’t deliver.

I am watching a show on the Tsunami, it’s really fucking uplifting, but lucky for me I have a cigar and no matter what shit the TV is spewing at me, while smoking a cigar I can’t not be happy….

Speaking of not being happy, here are my links for the day. If you don’t know what I am talking about, don’t worry about it, just click the links.

Here’s Some Hayden Panettiere Pics, She’s Probably Legal By Now…
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Some Girl Cuts Off Her Underwear in this Video
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I demand new Pheromone Challenges…Buy Some Since It’s on Sale and Send in the Success Stories and Pics……
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J-Lo’s Got No Panties on…
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A Crackhead Gets Attacked By An Alligator…Listen To The 911 Call…
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Jenna Jameson in Maxim
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Hot Eyebrows Sweetheart…
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Some Old VIdeo of a Fat Bitch Dancing…
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OC Janitor Owns the World’s Most Expensive Broken Dildo….
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Look – Mario Lopez Pulls a Screech and Kisses Some Girl’s Ass…
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Paris Hilton Wants to Have Babies
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Janice Dickinson Singing About Her Breasts…
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Crazy Wheelchair Race Video
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Boobs From Above….
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Shakira in a Bikini
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Santa Loses His Mind….
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Emmanuelle Beart Nude Scenes Download, Because You are A Pervert…and You Like Bush.
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Diora Baird in her Underwear From Bachelor Party in Vegas a movie or tv show or something
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Keeley Hazell’s School Girl Video
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This is Edited Aggressively and you will be impressed with their quick fingersxs
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Brooke Burke Nude Photoshoot on Video
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More Celebrity Sex Tapes…
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Keeley Hazell Does Jessica Simpson’s Music Video…Only Better….
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I’ve Dreamt of this Happening to Me….But I Always Thought it was impossible….Now I have new found hope…
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Jenna Jameson’s First Porn Scene Ever…NSFW (internal cumshot)
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Necro is Scary And Molesting a Girl
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Downs Syndrome Orgasm
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Even Losers have Boobies…
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“Things that Make you Say WTF”… Nothing Makes Me Say “WTF”….
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Johnny Depp First Wedding Photos….
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Scissor Sisters & Passions…
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Buy a StepSHIRT it’s Affordable, Even For you.. Hurtbag…
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2006

06

Dec

I am – Minx Models for trendmill of the Day

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Minxy launched her career on this site, now she’s modeling for other sites because she is an unfaithful whore. To See the OTHER PICS CLICK HERE but I obviously posted the good ones…cuz that’s what I do.

trendmill is like myspace but for fashion and it’s invite only so that means you gotta be invited in to see things. Lucky for you, I have an invite code so Click Here or write DS, sign-up and you’re in….I know you are a fashionista hipster piece of shit, aka a virgin in your mom’s basement who likes boobs.

This is my trendmill profile

I can’t always be funny so just look at her tits.

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