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2007

03

Dec

I am – Kate Moss is Topless in Mexico of the Day

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Lookin’ at Kate Moss topless on the beach is about as exciting as looking at pictures of my dirty flacid penis, not because my penis is exciting or some half naked, middle-aged, coked out supermodel, even though I pretend it is when I am taking showers, but because it’s as equally washed up and she is and about the same amount of people have seen it. Not to mention, it’s probably the same size as her retarded supermodel nipples, which isn’t saying much about my capabilities of making girls feel me in their throat when I am slamming them, but I have come to terms with having a smaller penis than a 3 year old. What it is saying about Kate Moss though, is that her nipples are like two 3 year old’s penises, which is something you probably like and the reason why I don’t like you.

Here she is topless in Mexico with some dude who’s gotta be gay, but I generally stereotype skinny, groomed men in speedos as fags, even if they’re not. Maybe dude’s just pretending to be gay to get closer to Kate Moss’ vagina, not that he’d want to, because based on her facial expressions when she’s checkin’ out her junk, it looks like Pete Doherty may have forgotten some of his junk in there and now it’s rotting. Maybe it’s just a rash, in which case I’d totally apply topical cream on her, with my mouth, but that’s just because I’m dirty and a gold digging whore, even if the gold I’m digging for turns out to be flakey flesh wounds.
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Kate Moss Topless in Thailand
More Kate Moss Topless on a Beach
Kate Moss Topless Diving Pictures

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2007

03

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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After Thursday’s night of college binge drinking where I ended up coming home at 9 am wasted, I realized that the only way to cure my hangover was to keep drinking Friday and Saturday and even today…I figure as long as I am drunk I won’t get hungover. The only problem with this strategy is that I forgot I had a website amongst forgetting many other things, like what I did all weekend, so here are the links I was supposed to drop on Friday. Two days late is never too bad, even when it’s your girl’s period because there’s still hope that you won’t have to punch her in the stomach while she’s sleeping because she’s a good Christin girl who doesn’t believe in abortions….or something similar….

Here are them links.

Sandee Westgate is the Hottest Movie Reviewer and She’s Poppin Up Everywhere….Watch Her And Review Her Tits
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Paris Hilton’s Got a Fat Vagina on Her Face
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The Top 10 Hottest Music Videos Ever
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10 Ways to Save Money On Dates….That Would Be Useful If You Weren’t Such a Fucking Loser and Good Land a Date, But Maybe It’ll Inspire You….Because There’s Always a Girl Desperate Enough…She Just May Not Be Very Hot But At Least You Won’t be Lonely…Loser….
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Check Out The Really Fucking Hot Chicks From Around the World Fighting To Be Miss Maxim 2007
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Adriana Lima and Isabeli Fontanna in Bikini’s Video
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Britney Celebrates Her 26th Birthday
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Kate Moss Topless Bikini Pics
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Some Whore Lost Some Bikini Contest to a Troll and Here Are Her Pics
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I Was Hungover – So Very Late on These Katie Price Panty Ass Pictures
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Jessica Simspon Does Some Christmas Special and Looks Like Shit With New Lips and Ashlee Simspon’s New Single – Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya) Gayness
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Some Luba Naked Cuz She’s Got a Pretty Next Level Body
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Read About the Origins of 2 Girls 1 Cup
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Vanessa Hudgens Likes Fat People….Amazing News For Us….
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Colleen Shannon is Some Model From Alaska and She’s Half Naked
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Julia Roberts Goes After the Paparazzi Video
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Some Christina Ricci Walking Around
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2 Girls 1 Kermit
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Jenna Jameson is Opening a Store With a Gay Dude
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Charlize Theron Gets Naked for Dior
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Some Dude Teaches You How To Give a Full Body Orgasm With The Help Of His Girlfriend
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Check Out the Fergie Calendar
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Some Dude Used His Kids Pee to Pass a Drug Test
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Check Out this Toilet Headrest For Your Hour of Need
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Some Asshole Tattoos His Head to Promote His Pizza Restaurant
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Speaks Out About Her Fat Ass
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Frat Boys Having a Circle Puke Session Cuz It Makes Sense To Them
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Some Insane Piece of Trash Beating Up He Wife
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Miley Cyrus’ Baby Bump
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Download Styles P – Super Gangster Album
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Eliza Dushku Isn’t Into Group Sex
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Gabrielle Richesn ina Bikini Posing and Lookin’ Alright
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2 Girls 1 Shower
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Some Crazy Crackhead Loves Being On Video
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Ass Shots For You
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Some Asian Girl’s Got Some Naughty Pics on Photobucket
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FROM THE FORUM:

Download the M.I.A. Kala Album
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Download Jay-Z Unplugged Album
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More I Feel Myself Girls Masturbating Video
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More Goldfrapp
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Eva Longoria Action
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Pre-Release Wyclef Jean’s New Album
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MORE Suicide Girls
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Rocco is a Madman video
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More Girl Talk CDS
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PRIVATE mag – PDF
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More Weezer CDs
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MORE Yeah Yeah Yeahs
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2007

30

Nov

I am – Evel Knieval’s Murderer of the Day

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I just found out that Evel Knieval died today. The reason I am posting it is because I think I was involved in it somehow because I made a Knieval joke yesterday to a group of 18 year old girls and I don’t really remember how it went, but they had no idea who he was so it didn’t really work as a joke.. When I told them he was a daredevil who was big in the 70s, they were just like “the 70s!?! Is he dead yet” and I said probably.

I know that assuming I have that kind of power is a little insane, but it makes me feel like I’ve got a purpose and it’s a weird coincidence because Evel Knieval doesn’t really enter my thoughts that often. So R.I.P. Evel. I didn’t mean to kill you and if I remembered my Knieval joke from yesterday to pay my final respects, I’d write it now but I don’t, because I am hungover but I’m sure you won’t mind, since you’re dead.

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Read about it HERE


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2007

30

Nov

I am – Amanda Bynes Does Burton of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Amanda Bynes doing some work for Burton Snowboards by showing up at their Flagship store that they just opened in LA, because as you know LA is known for being an amazing ski town, and by ski town I mean place where rich people can afford to buy the latest gear from a week long ski trip they are going on in Colorado or Europe or someshit.

The reason I got in at 9 am was because I ended up passing out in a girl’s bed last night. She woke me up at 7:30 because she had to go to work. I’ve been out of work so fuckin’ long that I didn’t realize how much it sucks and it was some disgusting reality check that made me realize that despite hating myself and thinking my life is worthless at least I don’t have to wake up and sell my soul for a paycheck, because that would seriously put a damper on my life.

I guess in a lot of ways, I’m living the fuckin’ dream and the people who I was harassing and making fun of on the street this morning while they were on their way to work this morning knew it. Their looks of disgust, like they knew I was a fuckin’ degenerate motherfucker and they were heros because they were on their way to contribute to society, so that they can pay their mortgages and car payments while I was going home to do nothing but I could tell that they were just jealous.

Have a good weekend workforce, because everyday’s a weekend for me, and they are never good.


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Amanda Bynes has a Big Puffy Nipple
Amanda Bynes Turned 21
Amanda Bynes Does the Zellwgger
Amanda Bynes Has Legs

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2007

30

Nov

I am – Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

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It’s safe to say that drinking works against me sometimes, like today, where I get home at 9 in the morning wasted and end up passing out and sleeping all day after writing 2 useless posts that I am scared to read, but I never read shit I’ve already written, I don’t like living in the past.

I do like that I go out planning on having one or two drinks, but end getting fucking beat the fuck up and leaving the bar an hour after it closes because I some how manage to befriend the bartenders and get them to give me free shots all night and refuse to leave because I want to the party to continue. The whole time I’m out I’m trying to catalog shit for posts, but whenever I wake up the next day it’s all gone and the only memories I have are of me in a tuxedo, sipping cocktails in some exclusive penthouse apartment and talking politics with supermodels when it reality, I’m actually messy as fuck and embarrassing myself while offending everyone around me and trying to get fat chicks to compare their pussies in dive bars.

I know you don’t care about any of that, so here are some pictures of Vanessa Hugens showing off some leg, and since we’ve all seen her naked, seeing her in clothes may be a bit of a downer, since it’s unnatural for a girl who’s been naked for you to not get naked for you again, but seems to be the story of my life, because they seem to think getting naked for me was some lapse in judgment….which it probably was….but still doesn’t make things better.


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Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini
Some Vanessa Hudgens Party Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Homemade Erotica
Vanessa Hudgens Naked

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2007

30

Nov

I am – Geri Halliwell in Bad Fitting Pants of the Day

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Nothing says I don’t shave my bush like a girl who wears a pair of jeans that don’t fit proper. It’s like she ripped these off some fat chick or her husband and decided to rock them in public because she’s a Spice Girl and Spice Girls don’t have to always be on.

Point being that I am all for girls who don’t wear 300 dollar jeans that make their asses look amazing, because when a girl wears a pair of standard jeans and still has an amazing ass, you know what you’re dealing with, it’s none of that smoke and mirrors bullshit, like the padded bra, or those titty inserts that has mislead men for years.

Either way, Geri Halliwell looks like a fucking college backpacker going through Europe for her first time and who hasn’t been able to shower or change her clothes for a week because she’s down to her last ten dollars except for her old haggard shitty make up job of a face kinda throws that theory away but she’s like any homeless person who’s clothing serves both as a house and a fashion statement, like the dude who hangs out around my neighborhood who wears a snow suit and billy boots all summer…because I guess he has no where to store his winter clothes.


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Geri Halliwell’s Breast for Breast Cancer
Geri Halliwell’s See Through Outfit
Geri Halliwell’s Ass in Shorts

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2007

30

Nov

I am – Stacy Keibler in Animal Print of the Day

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I am still drunk at it’s 10 am, I thought that shit would turn around for me. I am trying to remember my night and the only thing I remember is running shitty game on some bar tender. Her name was Jenny and I told her that my name was Jenny too and she was totally loving my shit and laughing at my lame jokes until I asked her if people called her Jenny From the Block Too, trying to milk my whole “my name is Jenny” strategy. Unfortunately some nasty fucking lesbian with orange hair and dreadlocks and a surrong or whatever you call those wrap around dresses that hippie lesbian’s wear, stepped in on my shit and told me I was running shitty game….making the bartender realize that I wasn’t doing good and making her fuck off on me for the rest of the night.

Now I am cool with girls who hate me because I have a penis, but I am not so cool with them making me lookt like an asshole in front of hot chicks they want to fuck. I get that they were molested and penis is the devil but they should keep their fucking bitterness at home.

Here are some pictures of Stacy Keibler in some animal print, because animal print outfits represents wild sluts who take it up the ass like they are in the jungle, at least that’s the rumor on the street.

I am wasted and it’s 10 am. Fuck You ….


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Stacy Keibler’s Legs on Halloween
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2007

30

Nov

I am – Cheryl Tweedy Cole in Leopard Print of the Day

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The most fascinating shit happened to me today and that was sleeping 2 hours after spending the night drinking my face off. I don’t really know what happened but I ended up passing out on some girl’s couch. I tried to midnight molest her, but she wasn’t having it. When I told her I was finger banging her, she got mad at me and said that she hated when dudes did that shit to her

Either way, she woke me up when she had to go to work and I was still fucking wasted. So I ended up hitting up the coffee shop and asking the staff and everyone in the place what the fuck they are doing awake, because when drunk first thing in the morning, I get thrown the fuck off and don’t understand why these insane people are out and about doing normal everyday shit, because I usually sleep all day.

It was like some kind of reality check that real life works around stupid hours and has no room for drunk people like me and I realized that people are pretty receptive to drunk assholes at 9 am, but still have to be up at 9 am and that’s pretty depressing for them. They haven’t figured out that getting on the whole wife on disability payin my way is amazing train.

Either way, here are some pictures of Cheryl Tweedy Cole in some animal print, because animal print outfits represents wild sluts who take it up the ass like they are in the jungle, at least that’s the rumor on the street.

Ps. I am wasted at 9 am. Cuddels


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2007

29

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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It looks like I got some fan mail:

Your english is one of the poorest I have ever read (even a true Mexican who you are not can do better), the subject (celeb sluts to be, being or has been) of your blog is completely schmuck, your life (or what ever you call what you do, apart drinking and blogging I don’t see) is a complete disaster, you barely desserve the right to keep on breathing, but if I was God I would let you alive because time to time you write some very hilarious things and I lough and I lough and I lough.

My argument is that I have trouble focusing on the screen, re-reading my ramblings, spell check, editing and punctuation, and despite all those drawbacks, I don’t think someone who write like the dude who wrote in this fan letter should be giving me writing tips. That’s like asking a fag how to eat pussy or a fat chick for diet tips or even asking me any advice because I pretty much suck at everything.

If you haven’t Become My Facebook Fan – I Hate You – And You Are Making My Goal of Having 10,000 Fans Unreachable. Jerk.
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Here are my links:

Rihanna Dressed in Animal Print Because She’s So Wild….
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Julia Roberts Thinks She’s a Cop…I Think She’s Ugly
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Petra Nemcova’s Pink Panties
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Eva Herzigova on the Runway in Lingerie Video
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Some Big Girl in a Bikini Wrestling Some Skinny Dude
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Britney Spears is Pregnant with JR Rotem’s Baby…I Have No Idea Who He Is…I am a Bad Blogger but I do Know His Middle Name is Rihanna and That’s Massively Gay
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Heather Graham’s Zoo Magazine Photoshoot
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Victoria Silvstedt’s Naked Ass
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Natalie Portman for NYT Style Magazine
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Lied About Being Robbed for Publicity
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Here are Some Hot Triplets in Video…..
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Petra Nemcova’s Showing Off Her Hot Tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweethread – The Breast Implant Edition
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Tara Reid is a Huge Star!!! And Hosts Big Parties in Darwin Australia
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Samantha Ronson Leaving Lohan’s Apartment with a Japanese Herbie Fully Loaded Poster to Masturbate To
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Some Kristen Bell Cleavage Pictures
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Engaged….No Wonder She Let Herself Get Fat….She Has a Dude Who Loves Her Money and Living Out His Teenage Party of 5 Fantasy
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2 Hot Twins Showing off Their Hot Slutty Twin Bodies in Some Lingerie VIdeo
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In Boring News – Britney Spears and Paris Hilton Were Voted Naughtiest Celebrities
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Anne Hathaway’s Tits in Video
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The Dental School Blowjob Machine
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Say Goodbye to Jordan’s Implants
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Here’s a Compilation of Hot Columbian Chicks…Because Where There’s Cocaine – There’s Pussy….That’s a Fact
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Some Chick Named Chantelle Houghton’s Got Some Insane Cleavage
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Paris Hilton Introduces Her Vagina Vaggo to her Parents
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John Travolta was Busted Leaving a Gay Spa…Because He’s Gay
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Some Really Big TIts
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Some Drunk Guy Loses His Balance and Passes Out After Drinking Too Much
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Which Phase in Jordan’s Breast Development Did You Like the Best
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Cat Fight That Doesn’t End When A Girls Shirt Gets Ripped Off and Her Tit Falls Out of Her Bra
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Some Stop Vagina Mutilation Ad
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This is What R Kelly Did on a Sunday…..
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This Will Make You Never Look at Tits the Same Way Again
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Sweet and Sexy Sadie Does Some Public Flashing
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Paris Hilton Wants a Baby, I Guess That’s Why She’s Hanging With Vaggo….Dude Needs Her….
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Some Blonde Chick With Huge Tits in a Bikini Video
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Crystal Marie is a Hot GIrl from Myspace….Here Are Her Pics
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The Top 10 Shocking Hollywood Secrets
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Some Retarded Cross Walk Prank
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Some Ashley Tisdale Sucking Dick While Performing Because She’s Useless
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The Female Bukkake
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20,000 Teddy Bears Thrown on Ice at a Hockey Game
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Drink Til You Puke Video
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Sexploitation – Clip of the Week Called My Third Wife George
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Drea de Matteo and Waylon Jennings’ Jr Jr Have a Baby and Name it Something Retarded
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Some Neil Young For His New Album
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Snoop With a Joint Behind His Ear at Some BBC/Ice Cream Store Opening for Pharell
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Snoops New Video – Sensual Seduction
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Celebrity Jeff Conway Snorting a Fat Line of Cocaine
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The breakdown of Social Networking Bulletins that’s Worth Reading
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Some Crazy Pregnant Chick Goes At Her Boyfriend’s Van With a Shovel
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Some Pervert Loves His Porn So Much He Jerks Off in the Store
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Hot Chick Posing Half Naked
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FROM THE FORUM:

Download Girl Tak – Unstoppable
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Download Journey – Greatest Hits
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Download Frank Sinatra – The Classic Collection
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Download Armand Van Helden – Nympho
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Find Out What Porn Site Is Best For You….
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No Girlfriend? This Will Help You Get Sex
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This is Where You’ll Find People To Have Sex With
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2007

29

Nov

I am – Kristin Cavallari is Hot Enough to Fuck of the Day

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The thing I like about Kristin Cavallari is that she’s good enough to have sex with, but I wouldn’t go as far as saying she’s hot. But she has all kinds of perks that makes her hot enough to marry, like the fact that she’s rich and can support my lifestyle, which is really only about $500 a month, I’m no K-Fed, I just want to bite his style, and not by dressing like a fool and launching a embarrassing flop of a rap career, but by knocking up rich girls, because a baby will always keep us together and by together I mean the checks rollin’ in.

So when a girl has money to support me, it makes her less than perfect face automatically become better than good enough, because I guess a person has more to offer the world than just their looks. See I am not shallow, I can deal with settling for ugly people provided they have money to compensate for the things they are lacking and reality is I sold my soul to the devil years ago, because I went with a fat lonely lady who had no problem paying my way, but now I have to smell her sweat every time I walk in my shitty apartment because I jumped the gun and went with the only bitch willing to do that for me, when I shoulda held out for someone who wasn’t so fat and had a bit more money to offer, but in being realistic, just having a disgusting poor lonely fat chick paying my way is pretty legendary….

Here are some Kristin Cavallari in pantyhose picturs, because she’s not fat.


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Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures
Kristin Cavallari Dressed Like a Slut

Become My Fan on my DrunkenStepfather Facebook Page

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